You can't make this up

[Anonymous No.11970229]

>be vegchad since 12
>1 other in secondary school
>Now at Oxford university, in thing about public speaking
>someone asks vegetarians to put their hands up
>approx 1 third of the class

And before anyone says it, the subject is maths. Is this the final piece or evidence needed to verify carnies are complete and utter retards

[Anonymous No.11970241]

OH NONONO

[Anonymous No.11970244]

>>11970229
Okay.

[Anonymous No.11970245]

I really love this board so can you please stop shitting it up with dumb threads? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.11970246]

did your soymilk go bad or why are you so salty

[Anonymous No.11970249]

>>11970245
>I really love this board
Anon, why?

[Anonymous No.11970251]

>>11970249
Because it used to be more than just shitposters and retards.

[Anonymous No.11970284]

>>11970249
Pretty much this >>11970251

[Anonymous No.11970287]

>>11970229
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11970290]

Not to be insulting, but I've never met a male vegetarian over thirty who didn't also know what dick tastes like. Literally every post-college vegetarian guy I've ever known has been either gay or bisexual. And most of the guys under 30 I've known who were temporary vegetarians did so only to try to fuck some girl who was.

Anyone else have any similar experience with this or have I alone noticed?

[Anonymous No.11970336]

>ivy league university
>deep inside the cogs of the social engineering machine
>one third of the class has drank the Kool aid

Checks out

[Anonymous No.11970339]

>>11970336
Also, describing yourself as a Chad is about the gayest, un-chad thing you can do

[Anonymous No.11970352]

>body was designed to digest most meats
>no, you can only eat vegetables and weird synthetic food shit to get the proteins you need

Who's the retard again?

[Anonymous No.11970357]

>>11970229
College students are children and following hot children ideas. Most people change as they grow up.

[Anonymous No.11970366]

>>11970229
>veg
>chad
You'll be forced to select one to correct your reasoning as they are mutually exclusive.

[Anonymous No.11970370]

>>11970366
>>11970339
Didn't describe myself as chad once, just smart. Don't let your insecurities show meaty.

[Anonymous No.11970380]

>>11970336
>Oxford
>ivy league university

[Anonymous No.11970472]

>>11970370
Lowest quality bait

[Anonymous No.11970526]

>>11970229
>>11970370
>be a vegchad since 12
>didn't describe myself as a Chad once

Is it a stroke?

[Anonymous No.11970566]

>>11970290
Hello. I'm straight, vegan, and went vegan because intellectually and morally it makes complete sense.
I have a hot girlfriend and a decent job too.

[Anonymous No.11970621]

I'm guessing that if you asked all the women in the class if they were feminists, they would have said yes to that, too. Just because, in their minds, if they aren't feminists, it gives men permission to chain them up in the kitchen and force them to cook food while being used as a sex toy. Nothing less. These "vegetarians" are such cucks anyway, they won't eat animal flesh but they will eat eggs and dairy. Animals still suffer to feed them. Do they ever consider that? Probably not.

[Anonymous No.11970864]

>>11970352
>our ancestors developed shortened digestive tracts and larger brains by eating meat and became the most intelligent species in the history of existence
>let’s go back

[Anonymous No.11970882]

And that‘s why i post my serious shit on reddit

doing gods work fellow epic troll!! xDDDDD

>LE ORANGE MAN BAD!!!

lol

[Anonymous No.11971126]

>>11970352
>designed
By who?

[Anonymous No.11971148]

OP, you forgot to add everyone clapping, and to "reveal" that the professor's name was Albert Einstein.

Terrible bait, 2/10

[Anonymous No.11971159]

>>11971126
YHWH, stupid goy

[Anonymous No.11971173]

>>11971159
There's no way your desert god is real.
>Yahweh, Isreal.

[Anonymous No.11971203]

>>11970229
Are egg white omlets vegan?

[Dr. Princess (Frost) No.11971419]

>>11970566

Morality isn't real, child. There's no such thing. Doesn't matter if you eat carrots and broccoli or living babies feet first; the universe doesn't care.

[Anonymous No.11971563]

>>11971419
DAMN PATTON LOOKS LIKE THAT?!

[Anonymous No.11971570]

>>11970229
No, this proves that modern universities are hotbeds of mind-numbed leftist conformity and pretentious pseudo-intellectual indoctrination.

You probably still believe in global warming and socialism and that Muslim and Mexican are races.

[Anonymous No.11971574]

>>11970336
Yes sweety I'm sure you're much smarter than those guys at Yale. You probably could've gotten in, but you're too sophisticated to fall for that dog and pony show, naturally.

Oxford isn't in the Ivy League because the Ivy League is American you flyover waste.

[Anonymous No.11971581]

>>11971419
That's why you leftist degenerates should never be reasoned with and should instead be punched in the mouth like the sleazy criminals and miserable hypocrites that you are.

[Anonymous No.11971602]

>>11971574
>bawww russia collusion

Every one of you communist criminals should be beaten to death with a hammer you lying acid spewing white racist devil socialist hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.11971608]

>>11971574
>you flyover waste.

THIS SHIT IS WHY TRUMP WON IN 2016 YOU AIDS SPEWING SODOMITE.

Fuck your collusion lies you scheming evil troglodyte.

[Anonymous No.11971609]

>>11971602
Woah there Cletus, what did that straw man do to deserve such a beatin'?

[Anonymous No.11971613]

>>11971570
thinking that education is a conspiracy is pretty boring and autistic

[Dr. Princess (Frost) No.11971631]

>>11971581

Liberals are just another flavor of moralfag. You'll both be extinct by the next century, you fucking disease.

[Anonymous No.11971649]

>>11971631
It's a problem when I recognize you with that image before your name.

[Dr. Princess (Frost) No.11971665]

>>11971649

I actually saved yours the last time you posted it :D

Here, have a relatively fresh one.