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11966790 No.11966790 [Reply] [Original]

Huh. That's a lot of limes.

>> No.11966812

7

>> No.11966815

LIMES

>> No.11966830

Huh. Why can't I?

>> No.11966832

>>11966790
that's some retarded shopping

>> No.11966840

>>11966790
>supplemental nutrition assistance program
>supplemental

>> No.11966862

Bullshit. That's $16-18 tops.

>> No.11966912

>that tiny bag of rice feeding a family for a week
>one onion
fuck you gwyneth

>> No.11967017

>>11966790
>families
A single person gets like $150 a month, what is this bitch smoking.

>> No.11967031

>>11967017
This

>> No.11967050

Food stamp programs are kinda shit because it allows retarded spending though.

>> No.11967214

>>11967017
No we dont

>> No.11967227

>>11966862
Not if it's all organic, gluten free, and fair trade.

>> No.11967232

>>11966790
>didn't buy the rice/beans/eggs in bulk
>didn't buy potatoes
>barely any onions
I eat on 150 a month but that's with me buying shit that I shouldn't like steak every other week.
29 per person and assuming you actually spend frugally instead of buying shit like corn or limes is plenty.

>> No.11967239

>>11967227
>organic/fair trade
if you're on food stamps you're not at a point in life where you can have the choice to eat premium
>gluten
I am not informed enough about gluten but I do know that a majority of people are not actually gluten intolerant.

>> No.11967256

that bitch neither shops nor prepares her own food

>> No.11967375

>>11967050
lack of education is a major problem. There are quite a few people I know that qualify as poor but they eat out every day.

If you can't make a stew or something rice/noodle/bean based to feed yourself by the age of 14 you're either already rich or die poor.

>> No.11967380

>>11967239
I was joking. I assume that this celebrity (?) bought a bunch of vegetables with some stupid labels which is why she got so little.

>> No.11967416
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11967416

>rich people when they think about not being able to eat their seven organic limes per week

>> No.11968170

AYO DIS NIGGA EATIN LIMES

>> No.11968249

S E V E N

>> No.11968254

>>11966790
I've lived on $25 a week, not super fun if trying to bulk but doable.

Asian supermarket bulk rice + beans, 3 cartons of eggs, 2 lb bags of carrots and onions, cabbage, sweet potato, cheapest cuts of meat on sale, greens etc.

>> No.11968256

most americans use their food stamps on soda and snacks anyway

>> No.11968259

>>11966790
>A-list celeb in charge of knowing a single thing about shopping at the grocery store

>> No.11968336
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11968336

Pic related is $21.74 and will 96% of your nutrients for the week. That gives you almost 2200kcal per person per day. You can add some other veggies or switch some of the chicken dinners for fish and still come out great.

>> No.11968343

>>11968259
>A-List
I never heard of her

>> No.11968356

>>11968343
but you're probably a shut-in that watches anime

>> No.11968401

>>11966790
I feel like I'm the only one who thinks that's a fine amount of limes. They run out of juice quick, you basically need 1 lime per 4 tacos.

>> No.11968450

>>11966790
She did this shit when limes were expensive as fuck

>> No.11968962

>>11966862
The avocado of probably $1.50~$4 by itself depending where you live, plus limes can be 50c each up to $2 each depending on season and location.
Your right though, bitch just needs to lay off the avocado toast and gin & tonics

>> No.11968994

There's actually an eighth lime that the photo cut off :-[DDDDD

>> No.11969003

>>11967017
it's $50 a week, roughly.

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>>11966790

Fuck the poor anyway.

>> No.11969448

>>11966912
a bag of rice lasts my family of 3 like two weeks m8

>> No.11969452

>>11966790
Is she assuming that everyone using SNAP is Mexican?

>> No.11969558

>>11967214
In my state a single person gets around 190 a month.

>> No.11969563

>>11968962
>$4 for an avocado
what the fuck? why would you ever pay that much, they're good but not that good

>> No.11969630

Gwyneth Paltrow is fucking retarded

>> No.11969636

>>11969563
A good budget has room for expenses, savings, discretionary spending, and silly discretionary spending. A $4 avocado would come from the last.

>> No.11969652

>>11968343
Well, she's A-list, bud.

>> No.11969655

>>11969636
youre right but if you have $29 per week for food and spending $4 of that on a single avocado and also buying seven limes is fucking retarded. gwyneths dumbass shopping list does not accurately portray what people on snap funding would (should) buy for $29 per week

>> No.11969663

>>11969655
I thought we had moved beyond Ms. Paltrow's trolling. A person on a very limited income can not have a good budget, obviously. It all goes into expenses, and some ordinary expenses have to be defined as discretionary and cut out entirely.

>> No.11969669

>>11969663
we have im just still annoyed that either i fell for her trolling or she feels she was genuinely trying to make a point. im pissed off either way

>> No.11969682

>>11969669
she probably shitposts on /tv/ could be she just posted that shit on twitter to troll

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>>11969682
fucking crafty bitch
eric andre was right about her

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11969746

thos is what $79.99 get yous @ da garbage
>note: took a ubber to go to garbage bin and tipped *tip* *tip* 15% as u should

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>>11966790
With 29 dollars you can buy multi vitamins and use the remaining 9 to buy shit from the dollar menu and since dollar menu crap is mostly calories you you won't have to but much anyways
Calories from the fast food joint
Vitamins from the vitamins
easy tasty life

>> No.11970125

>>11966790
now we know why john doe didnt behead her for gluttony

>> No.11970136

>>11967416
Well, you know what they say, a lime a day....

>> No.11970494

>>11966790
Ayo this nigga got scurvy

>> No.11970521

Your daily reminder that food stamps only cover uncooked meals so if you're wondering why there are so many black people in the gas station it's because they buy frozen burritos and heat them up in the microwave

>> No.11970967

>>11968256
Depends. The black ones definitely do. The white and latino ones use it for a mixture of snacks and cheap homecooked food.

>> No.11970979

>>11970521
Daily reminder that it's almost 3 times more likely a food stamp user will be white as black. So if you're wondering why so many whites are at gas stations buying frozen burritos and heating them in the microwave, there's your answer.

>> No.11970986

>>11970979
I've never once seen a white person spend their EBT on gas station burritos. White people actually know how to use a grocery store.

>> No.11971009

>>11966862
Not really.
>muh Hollywood
>muh organic
>muh fair trade
>muh gluten free
everytime you go up a meme level, the price doubles

>> No.11971014

>>11968249
L I M E S
I
M
E
S

>> No.11971213

>>11969775
This is unironically what I normally do and I'm not fat or dead yet.

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>>11970979

>YFW niggers are only like 13% of the population

Math is not your friend, chimp.

>> No.11971393

>>11966790
T
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>> No.11971485

>>11970986
I used to work at a gas station and its pretty common
mostly homeless people who dont have ovens

>> No.11971777

>>11971383
That doesn't change the accuracy of my post dealing with odds of what the race of the foodstamp user will be. But maybe you think roulette has good odds if you have a system?

>> No.11971815

>>11968336
This is begging to give you scurvy, you'll need some limes

>> No.11972056
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>>11971815
>scurvy
You get 115% of your recommended vitamin C.

The only things you don't get 100% on are
>fiber (74%)
>folate (94%)
>vitamin D (70%)
>vitamin E (77%)
>potassium (64%)
>sodium (80%)
Add some fish and nuts and you'll be golden

>> No.11972717

>>11969655
Pretty much.
Most people that poor usually buy frozen dinners, instant ramen and boxes of mac n cheese

>> No.11972850

>>11966790
$192 divided by 4 is $48, and that's the max for ONE (1) person.
a family of three in any state is eligible for up to $505 a month or $126 a week.
Dumb cunt.

>> No.11972862

>>11971777
It is at minimum a misrepresentation
>There's 4.5 times the whites than blacks
>They're 3 times 'more likely' to be on foodstamps
>They are actually 50% less likely to be on them
Ok nog

>> No.11972877

>>11966912
>doesn't understand how rice works

>> No.11972885

>>11968254
>iuhm poor
>still eats meat

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>>11972862

Thank you, based maths Anon. Have a Kuroi-sensei for your trouble.

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>>11970979

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>>11973136

Kek, never gets old.

>this is your brain
>this is your brain on melanin

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>>11970979
>Daily reminder the black is 3 times more likely to be the food stamp user

>> No.11973219

I wonder if people still remind her of this. Like if she's walking down the street, people just call out to her "SEVEN LIMES."

>> No.11974033

>>11971393
Kek!

>> No.11974054

>>11966790
$29 in beverly hills

>> No.11974066

>>11969775
fast food places don't accept SNAP

>> No.11974074

>>11974066
This. Almost no states allow you to purchase pre-prepared hot food. Not even food from a grocery store like rotisserie meat.

>> No.11974102

>>11968336
What site is this?

>> No.11974104

>>11974074
Except in california some places do, subway does and Papa Murpheys gives you cheap pizza to cook

>> No.11974245

>>11974074
>be in california
>jack in the box takes food stamps

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>>11970979
Oog to the boog, my noog.
>pic related, first black guy to actually understand how percentages work

>> No.11975016

>>11966790
>go to aldi
>7 limes for 99 cents

>> No.11975045

>>11968401
The issue isn't so much using limes as it is wasting your budget on a fucking garnish when every penny counts.

>> No.11975050

>one tomato
>one clove of garlic
>7 fucking limes

>> No.11976019

>>11969746
are you from 4chan 2025?

>> No.11976049

>>11971383
>>11974272
>>11972862
And yet what >>11970521 says refers to sheer quantity, not ratios. Way to get inappropriately defensive, you little bitches.

>> No.11976069

>>11969558
Where

>> No.11977762

>>11966790
if you're on food stamps and decide to have kids you deserve to starve to death

>> No.11977782

Honestly, if you're starting from jack shit in terms of food, yeah $29 is going to lead to some level of malnourishment in a full grown man. But if you can't gather together $100 cash from your other gibs and/or at LEAST a part time job to stock up on bulk frozen chicken, cooking oils, spices, and bulk staples like potatoes/rice/beans/flour, butter, and things like that, you'll do just fine if you're spending that $29 on fresh produce and shit like milk and eggs for quite some time. Either way, $29 CAN'T be an accurate figure. Everyone I knew on SNAP got like $200 a month per person, roughly.

>> No.11977797

avocados cost 39 cents here. there is no greater feeling that being Floridian.

>> No.11977804

>>11966790
One of the worst memories I have is from the first Thanksgiving after my Dad died. I was supporting my family financially and flew home for the holiday. Took it on myself to buy all our ingredients for Thanksgiving dinner and when we went to check out a spic couple who looked middle class were in front of us. They literally had a shopping cart full of food and paid for it with an EBT card. Afterwards a coupon printed out for them that got them another free turkey because they paid with their EBT card.

>> No.11977809

>>11966790
Just more "woe is me" olympics.
Also who the fuck has kids when they're on food stamps? They breed like rats and wonder why they live like rats.

>> No.11977840

>>11970967
So you basically do?

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>> No.11978022

>>11966830
based and oldpilled

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>>11977844
Too many limes. You'll never be able to hold them all.

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>>11966790
>Gwyneth paltrow pretending to care about poor people despite being in the running for biggest cunt in history.
Wew

>> No.11978051

>>11972056
>Vitamin C
>not from Citrus
are you fucking stupid, anon?

>> No.11978054

>>11968336
>666g fat
satan please go away i need to be thinspo

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>>11978051
>you can only get vitamin C from citrus

>> No.11978076

>>11978065
I literally have a bachelors in biology and nutrition. the C in Vitamin C is for Citrus, and it's why many sailors hundreds of years ago so often got scurvy: they couldn't grow large lime, lemon, or orange trees on ships, and their initial supplies of citrus would go bad within the first few months.

>> No.11978082

>>11978076
the C stands for Cruciferous and they got scurvy because they were unable to grow cruciferous vegetables such as the brassica oleracea cultivars (broccoli, kale, etc)

>> No.11978114

>>11970986
Yeah sorry but you must not live in a Southern state. Trashy whites down here are just as bad as trashy blacks.

>> No.11978143

>>11978076
>and nutrition

the fuck

>> No.11978358

>>11978076
>bachelors in biology and nutrition
I have a PhD and in biochemistry, and you're an idiot.

>> No.11978378

>>11966790
>seven limes
haha has anyone noticed this stupidity before?

>> No.11978398

>>11978051
Dude youre a retard and a cunt. You fucking know how stupid you come off to fucking everyone when you post some shit like that?

>> No.11978498

>>11966790
I live by myself and have a job and I get about that much. Lol owned

>> No.11978538

>>11966790
>gwyneth paltrow
Hey I fapped to her earlier today

>> No.11978549

>>11966790
taco stuff, hmmmmm
7 limes hmmmm
Ok paco where are you hiding the corona.

>> No.11978559

>>11978398
Oh great. So NOW you wanna insult me, right?

>> No.11978660

>>11968336
>tap water
that's a lot of iron in ones diet.

>> No.11978937 [DELETED] 

>>11968170
Hahaha got me

>> No.11979614

>>11978538
You got a retard fetish or something?

>> No.11980363

>>11978660
it's actually well water, so all good.

>> No.11980628

>>11976049
And yet your statement was still incorrect. Way to get inappropriately defensive, you little bitch.

>> No.11980637

>>11978398
retard

>> No.11980640

>>11966790
like niggers on snap are buying vegtables...

>> No.11980645

>>11967227
>Not if it's all organic, gluten free, and fair trade.
not for snap niggers/poors

>> No.11981235

>>11966790
I eat 5000 kcal a day in the 3rd most expensive city in the world for about 40 euro a week. I envy Americans with their $1 a pound chicken thighs and shit.

>> No.11981284

>>11978076
I knew /ck/ was supposed to be a roastie board but the trolling is too obvious friend, tone it down a notch. Try insisting that you can caramelize onions in 15 minutes next time.

>> No.11982136

Lol, the average SNAP recepient's pantry resembles a corner store/bodega/gas station:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqXne5elBn_/?utm_source=ig_embed

They don't know what nutrition is.

>> No.11982540

>>11978114
You're either intentionally lying or retarded. I'm from a heavily black area of TN and blacks are hands down more fat

>> No.11983356

>>11969746
0.5
I
MMM
EE
S

zero point: five limes

>> No.11983367

>>11982540
Memphis or Nashville?

>> No.11983407

>>11981235
>3rd most expensive city
>Euro

What city could that be? Frankfurt/Main?

>> No.11983445

>>11982540
Tweakers he speaks of,Angola they must go.die they should hmmmm.

>> No.11983578 [DELETED] 

>>11966790
thats healty as fuck, why the fuss with the methead niggers?

>> No.11983583

>>11983445
angola is ours

>> No.11983598

Is that Gwyneth stupid or what? Why would you buy expensive meme stuff like limes, avocadoes or herbs if you are on food stamps?

>> No.11983600

>>11983578
yeaa.. try B for this kind of post

>> No.11983620

>>11966790
Here I could apply for foodstamps and get $200 to go blow on whatever shit I wanted at the grocery store. This cunt is a moron.

>> No.11983623

>>11983407
More likely place like Zurich. Food in Germany is cheap.

>> No.11983626

>>11983598
Paltrow is, even compared to the rest of Hollywood, incredibly detached from normal life and normal people.
In terms of mentality and reference frame she might as well be an actual space alien. It's pretty fucking scary really. No wonder so many child actors are fucked up.

>> No.11983640

>>11968336
> 175 grams of oats every morning
> Half a liter of whole milk daily
man this is p weird

>> No.11983644

>>11969563
People who spend +200 dollars monthly in food might spend 15 dollars making a single dish, mate

>> No.11983654

>>11980645
lime bitch obviously missed the memo

>> No.11983966

>>11968962
Where do you live and how are avacados so expensive there?

>> No.11983980

>>11966790
it would be tough to stretch this for one adult for a week but it would be possible if you triple either rice or beans or that other dried stuff

>> No.11983985

>>11978030

an classic image

>> No.11984740

>>11983640
It's only 2 bowls of oats and 2 glasses of milk

>> No.11984792

>>11966830
i love your work huh poster

>> No.11985083

>>11967375
>There are quite a few people I know that qualify as poor but they eat out every day.
It doesn't help when restaurants put up a huge EBT ACCEPTED HERE sign

>> No.11985085

>>11966790
S E V E N