/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11963058]

This is fuckin retarded. Chinks are fucking retarded. Just use a fork nigga

[Anonymous No.11963072]

>>11963058
>fork nigga

Why are african niggers always Appropriating & stealing from other cultures? Fucking utensil using, pants wearing, english speaking racist cultural thieves.

[Anonymous No.11963085]

Chopsticks are pretty stupid in this day and age.
Everything has to be cut into bite sized pieces before serving and that's fucking limiting. Also a waste of Gambia or whatever shit it's made off.

[Anonymous No.11963095]

>>11963058
I don't like eating with them but I do find it really good for cooking certain dishes with, notably pan pastas.

[Anonymous No.11963099]

>>11963085
Bamboo, you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.11963105]

>>11963099
Autocorrect strikes again.
Tablets suck for typing.

[Anonymous No.11963112]

>>11963105
How the fuck do you even get "bamboo" autocorrected to "Gambia"

[Anonymous No.11963116]

>>11963112
Apparently I typed Gamboo

[Anonymous No.11963119]

I don't have autism so I am fine using either.

[Anonymous No.11963136]

Typical american wanting weapon at table (knife and trident) eating meal is for peace not fight.

[Anonymous No.11963146]

>>11963136
Tell that to the Einherjar.

[Anonymous No.11963177]

>>11963085
>Waste
Are you stupid

[Anonymous No.11963185]

>>11963177
>disposable chopsticks do not create waste

[Anonymous No.11963194]

>Fork and knife
Purpose-built for fatfuck butterscum Am*ricans to shovel food into their faces at the highest possible speed for maximum caloric intake
>Hashi (chopsticks)
Takes skill and finesse and slows the eating process so the meal and company can be enjoyed

[Anonymous No.11963200]

>>11963185
>disposable cutlery does not create waste
weak point

[Anonymous No.11963209]

>>11963185
>Disposable plastic cutlery
Yes America that does create waste.
>Metal cutlery
Yep America that creates waste too, you're not helping.
>Wooden cutlery
Go look up the word "biodegradable", you probably didn't learn it in American school.

[Anonymous No.11963220]

>Waba waba dub dub !

[Anonymous No.11963343]

>literally eating with sticks
fuckin cavemen

[Anonymous No.11963352]

>>11963343
>literally eating with a trident and sword
Unga bunga why me tribe no make good art? You want war? Me good at stab things.

[Anonymous No.11963360]

>>11963343
Cavemen were pretty based desu

[Anonymous No.11963393]

>fork and knife
literally created as a means for the aristocracy to differentiate eating habits of theirs from the peasantry
>chopsticks
simple design that allows anyone to make them, useful due to the fact that the staple food of nations that use chopsticks is tiny in comparison to nations that use forks and knives (rice vs bread)

[Anonymous No.11963395]

>>11963058
Chopsticks are more precise.

[Anonymous No.11963419]

>Not using chopsticks and knife

[Anonymous No.11963421]

>>11963136
Chopsticks are just little staves and the staff is the most powerful weapon because it's underappreciated.

[Anonymous No.11963458]

>>11963116
install gentoo

[Anonymous No.11963561]

>>11963343
wrong bitch it's cool actually

[Anonymous No.11963564]

>>11963419
okay I'm listening

[Anonymous No.11963585]

>>11963058
Based OP working the braindead weebtrash ITT into a shoot

[Anonymous No.11963596]

>>11963200
>>11963209
You are aware that just because plastic cutlery also makes waste it doesn't mean chopsticks magically stop right?

[Anonymous No.11963605]

>>11963209
go look up the word "deforestation"

[Anonymous No.11963607]

>>11963058
If you squint really hard then chopsticks kinda look like forks so I kinda get it... you've just got to get in character to understand.
It's always just a mistake and that's dishonorabru.

[Anonymous No.11963611]

>>11963072
lel

Anyone who cant use chopstix proficiently has sub 100iq

[Anonymous No.11963616]

>>11963419
>Not using knives as chopsticks

[Anonymous No.11963628]

What if we developed a miniature grabber to pick up food and deliver it to mouth? Since it has more than one piece we can have attachable joints to add in things like spoons or knives.

[Anonymous No.11963630]

>>11963605

You can make chopsticks from bamboo, you knucklehead.

[G8rH8r No.11963650]

>>11963058
they are bad for eating
but good for cooking

[Anonymous No.11963680]

>>11963605
They don't make chopsticks out of pine and spruce, numbnuts.

[Anonymous No.11963694]

>>11963680
?

[Anonymous No.11963699]

>>11963605
Bamboo grows retaderdly fast.

[Anonymous No.11963711]

>>11963694
Yes, and retarded people will make silverware out of gallium and tin you moron. You can make anything out of anything. Chopsticks for normal, non-retarded people are bamboo you dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.11963725]

>>11963605
All the responses are missing the most valuable point: chopstick production is not the fucking cause of deforestation. Deforestation is caused by moneygrubbing big oil/energy companies doing everything they can to harness Earth's natural resources for profit. Chopsticks have likely less than 3% the effect that other woodwork products do on deforestation.

[Anonymous No.11963727]

>>11963711
>get proven wrong
>instantly resort to name calling because you have no comeback

[Anonymous No.11963740]

>>11963680

On the other hand, pine and spruce are softwoods that grow faster. On the other other hand, don't fucking waste spruce if you have pine. Sitka and Englemann spruce are soundboard woods.

[Anonymous No.11963755]

Just make sure you use bamboo chopsticks and all is fine. Bamboo grows like a weed in hot wet climates. They're like dandelions.

[Anonymous No.11963766]

I don't mind using chopsticks if I go to an asian restaurant, but they're just worst than fork+knife in most ways.

[Anonymous No.11963789]

>>11963194
>often see chopsticks used as shovels to chug a bowl of food at light speed
Yeah, nah, dude. It's even a trope.

[Anonymous No.11963825]

>>11963789

Don't say trope. That's a word assholes use.

[Anonymous No.11963831]

>>11963825
You know what else assholes do? Tell people which words to use.

[Anonymous No.11963836]

>>11963825
You could say that there's a trop that only assholes use the word trop, huh...

[Anonymous No.11963840]

>>11963194
>Takes skills
Retards thinking moving sticks around is skill.

[Anonymous No.11963846]

you know why chopsticks are better? because you take smaller bites. When you take smaller bites you chew more thoroughly and the more your food is chewed the better it digests. Meanwhile you have folks with forks who just shovel down their food without a care.

Short form; Nibbling is better then shoveling

[Anonymous No.11963853]

>>11963095
get out of here you fucking weeb

[Anonymous No.11963875]

>>11963831

I was actually riffing on The League talking about soccer,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAG0oJkWDMU

but trope is a terrible word that dullards have latched onto. Say Zeitgeist or notion of the time. Trope just makes you look simple. It's exactly like meme. Dipshits have commandeered words.

[Anonymous No.11963932]

>>11963846
>emperor bans utensils out of fear
>becomes polite to use sticks like a monkey
>FAR SUPERIOR
As fond of destroying heritage as you guys are it surprises me chopsticks survived. Probably because they're cheap to make.
>When you take smaller bites you chew more thoroughly
Nothing stops a person with a fork from taking a small bite. It's not a shovel. Nothing stops a person with chopsticks from picking up several pieces at once either.

[Anonymous No.11964011]

>>11963932
>Nothing stops a person with chopsticks from picking up several pieces at once
Not everyone is a dumb fatass americunt, tyrone

[Anonymous No.11964070]

>>11963846
I can shovel huge volumes of foods into my mouth with chopsticks, get on my level.

[Anonymous No.11964081]

Its good for some things. Udon noodles get destroyed if you eat them with a fork, for instance.

[Anonymous No.11964088]

>>11963209
Why is this annoying shit not a bannable offense?

[Anonymous No.11964111]

>>11963727
He wasn't proven wrong.
Just because some are made from pine does not mean they are not made from bamboo if the manufacturer isn't retarded.

[Anonymous No.11964154]

>>11964081
Stop eating weeb food, dork

[Anonymous No.11964162]

They aren't hard to use if you do it regularly.

[Anonymous No.11964181]

Chopsticks have way higher accuracy than forks once you get really good with them. It's useful to use them if you're plating something and want the garnish on a very particular spot. I still eat my instant noodle with a fork though. Always have always will

[Anonymous No.11964197]

>>11963200
They work as long as the dish is designed around eating small chunks like most Asian cuisines are.
But honestly i find that limiting for the chefs. Can't serve bigger pieces or mushy stuff that doesn't hold together well.

[Anonymous No.11964229]

>>11963605
Quality roast , ignore the haters

[Anonymous No.11964242]

>>11963875
>Say Zeitgeist or notion of the time. Trope just makes you look simple.
And saying Zeitgeist makes you look pretentious, and a pretentious retard at that for misusing the term. Just call it a habit or custom you sperg.

[Anonymous No.11964247]

>>11964081
>needing specialist equipment to eat peasant food
Udon noodles are worst noodles anyway

[Anonymous No.11964254]

>>11963725

No, it's caused by third world farmers with dark skin

[Anonymous No.11964275]

>>11964011
So basically what you're saying is the utensil is irrelevant to being able to take an overly large portion size but you're frothing at the mouth attacking foreigners anytime logic fails. Are you Asian, or a weeb?

[Anonymous No.11964276]

>>11963875
Trope is a literary cliche. Zeitgeist is essentially the trend in pop culture or society. Notion is a presupposed idea

[Anonymous No.11964277]

>>11963875
The word you're looking for is "cliche", you projecting autismo.

[Anonymous No.11964406]

>>11964247
>>11964154
Lol wtf I am so glad I am not you two

[Anonymous No.11964414]

>>11963058
I use them if I'm eating at the buffet or some shit

[Anonymous No.11964426]

>>11963596
Weak argument bro. There's nothing environmentally unsustainable about bamboo chopsticks. I used to have a yard full of bamboo, the shit grew like weeds. You could chop it all down and in a few weeks have a full 7 foot tall hedge again.

[Anonymous No.11964433]

imagine being so stupid and uncoordinated that you can't use chopsticks comfortably

[Anonymous No.11964449]

>>11963058
Chopsticks are the ultimate unitasker. /ck/ fucking loves them.

[Anonymous No.11964510]

>>11964433
I'm decent with them and I still think it's a silly design in the modern age. They're like caveman tongs.

[Anonymous No.11964514]

>>11963711
AHHHHH I HAVE TINY HANDS!!!!

[Anonymous No.11964516]

>>11964197
there's also spoons, anon. It's hard to eat congee with chopsticks desu

[Anonymous No.11964527]

>>11964514
They'd go well with my tiny penis if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.11964530]

>>11963650

metal

hot oil

>>not gunna make it

[Anonymous No.11964597]

>go to ramen restaurant
>wait till food soup arrives before asking for fork
>gay asian liberal couple scoffs at you
>eat the food in the most retarded way to piss of chinks

[Anonymous No.11964625]

>>11963650
this but swap bad for okay

[Anonymous No.11964649]

>>11964597
>>eat the food in the most retarded way to piss of chinks
>"look im retarded...lol jokes on you im pretenting XDDDD"
Retarded at day in public, pretentious at night on 4channel. What a true, based, redpilled 4chan retard.

[Anonymous No.11964657]

>>11964597
Honestly, it you were scarfing the shit out of it with complete disregard for everything and everyone around you, the chink owners may have taken it as a compliment.

[Anonymous No.11965431]

>>11963611
bow down to your beta cuck intellectual machines, tyrone

[Anonymous No.11965435]

I legitimately find it more convenient to eat some dishes with chopsticks than western implements. They don't pierce pelmeni skin so the juice stays in and also it's bizzarely comfy eating sauerkraut using them.

[Anonymous No.11965449]

>>11965435
>these weeb delusions
Yikes!

[Anonymous No.11965475]

>be too retarded to use chopsticks
>call chopstick users retarded

[Anonymous No.11965490]

>>11963058
I like using them, they are surprisingly flexible. >>11963085
>Everything has to be cut into bite sized pieces before serving and that's fucking limiting
You eat alone most of the time anyway or with your SO.
Dont cut it up pick it up with them and take a fucking bite out of them. Your mouth has evolved to have a set of knives in it for exact purpose.

[Anonymous No.11965505]

>>11965475
>being proud of useless skills

[Anonymous No.11965520]

>>11965505
they're only useless if you can't use them

[Anonymous No.11965536]

>>11963136
Explain metal ones

[Anonymous No.11965537]

>>11963058
Go fuck yourself, you uncultured swine.

[Anonymous No.11965539]

>>11965520
They are useless if you live in the first world in the 21st century. Do you sit on a floor mat instead of a chair too at home because you saw someone do it in your animes?

[Anonymous No.11965544]

>>11963616
>Not using chopsticks as knives

[Anonymous No.11965549]

>>11965537
Chopsticks belong in anthropology exhibits along with bushman loincloths and tomahawks. Being cultured is knowing about them, not using them as if you actually were a primitive savage yourself.

[Anonymous No.11965552]

>>11963650
Use tongs retard

[Anonymous No.11965557]

>>11964197
Smaller pieces are easier and faster to cook with desu

[Anonymous No.11965561]

>>11965449
>Assumes that only Japanese food is eaten with chopsticks

[Anonymous No.11965576]

>>11963846
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG C'MON

[Sage No.11965611]

>>11965539
yes

[Anonymous No.11965681]

>it's the weekly narcissistic injury cope thread because some dexteritylet had to use a spoon for babies

[Anonymous No.11966355]

>>11963628
LMAO

[Anonymous No.11966396]

>>11963058
I mean it’s probably because asian cooking has adapted around chopsticks.

[Anonymous No.11966416]

>eating fried-riced with chopsticks

[Anonymous No.11966430]

>>11963085
Yes let's force several Asian cultures to change everything about how they eat to accommodate the fork.

[Anonymous No.11966439]

>>11963085
>Also a waste of Gambia
who gives a fuck? gambia is a third world shithole

[Anonymous No.11966480]

>>11964111
He said they DON'T make them out of pine or spruce. Regardless of the intent that sentence is fucking wrong and he should learn to write and speak his mind clearly. Guy you're replying to said it right.

[Anonymous No.11966483]

>>11963058
All you have to do is eat chink-style

>bowl of rice in left hand
>sticks in right hand
>pick up bit of main dish with sticks, eat
>close sticks and use them to shovel rice directly into your mouth

[Anonymous No.11966495]

>>11965552
tongs generally have larger tips and can't twist though

[Anonymous No.11966558]

Why is there always a chopsticks hate thread on /ck/? Who's forcing you to use them, the Chinese government?

[Anonymous No.11966737]

>>11966558

seething that they can't use them properly

[Anonymous No.11967114]

>>11963194
WOKE

>fork
>just fucking stab and shovel food into your mouth hole
>exemplifies typical western attitudes

>chopsticks
>takes elegance and more thoughtfulness to place food into mouth

Srsly, anyone hating on chopsticks itt is just a sad hick who can’t stand that he doesn’t know how to use two fucking sticks in a hand

[Anonymous No.11967208]

>>11963058
Chopsticks are why Asians have such bad table manners. They are simply incapable of eating in discreet fashion. I used to think it was just that I was bad with chopsticks before I started going to Chinatown to observe the way people native to the utensil use it. They slurp, lift bowls to their mouth, let food flop from their mouth as they suckle it in. It's disgusting to me because I was raised to be more conscious of other people and expect others to do me the same courtesy.

[Anonymous No.11967274]

>>11963085
Actually, they're better than forks in some cases. Not all, but some. A lot of their meals actually suit chopsticks well, and I think I know why....

[Anonymous No.11967285]

>>11967208
That's true, it's not quite as elegant as a knife and fork.

[Anonymous No.11967295]

>>11963058
Chopsticks are not meant to be used with dinner plates anon :^)