Have you ever bonded with your significant other through cooking?

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Anonymous Mon Feb 25 22:18:56 2019 No.11959908 [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever bonded with your significant other through cooking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 22:19:14 2019 No.11959909 no

Anonymous Mon Feb 25 22:21:42 2019 No.11959921

>>11959908

No. Never.

I live in my parents basement...and am almost 32.

My life is unsatisfying, full of fear and disappointment, and not at all fun since I was a preteen.

Dont tell me to get my shit together. I tried that the first 32 years of my life. I give up. Im done.

>tfw you will never be your own man, with your own kitchen and some qt bf who enjoys your company and for the first time in your life you enjoy someone elses company as well

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 22:22:13 2019 No.11959925 >>11959909 Why not? There’s nothing like running some dough through a pasta maker and having your SO catch the noodles :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 22:25:42 2019 No.11959939 >>11959921 Anon, it’s all about having the right attitude. Why don’t you do some soul searching or seek some therapy? If you have medical insurance you should be able to seek mental help with little financial stress

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 22:29:46 2019 No.11959957 >>11959921 Post shirtless pics.

Anonymous Mon Feb 25 22:33:05 2019 No.11959977
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>>11959908
>used to cook with my girlfriend all the time
>she decides she's vegan now
>I don't know shit about vegan food
>she can't cook for shit
>90% of our favorite restaurants don't have vegan options or very few
Shit sucks. I wish she'd at least just be a vegetarian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 22:34:54 2019 No.11959988 >>11959908 No, in fact one of the reasons I broke up with my ex was her excessive enthusiasm for cooking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 22:36:36 2019 No.11960001 HahaHaha it's two fucking DUDES acting like a domestic couple Hahaha... what a goofy notion

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 22:37:45 2019 No.11960003 What's it like having a cooking bf? Asking for a friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 22:40:30 2019 No.11960015 >>11959977 Not that hard to look up vegan recipes or just sub out meat for tofu in your typical recipes. Stir fry, burrito bowls, pastas, (off the top of my head) can be made vegan very easily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 22:43:50 2019 No.11960027 File: 3.64 MB, 4160x3120, 20190131_202739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeah She gets mad whenever I try to play with her recipes tho.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 23:12:16 2019 No.11960138 >>11960001 Imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 23:14:01 2019 No.11960146 >>11959908 I've bent her over the counter to and railed her from behind. Does that count?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 23:14:47 2019 No.11960150 i cook for my dogs, if that counts

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 23:15:04 2019 No.11960152 >>11960146 counter "top".

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 23:16:32 2019 No.11960158 >>11959908 This guy looks like PhilyD's more well rested gay brother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 23:17:34 2019 No.11960166 >>11959921 Not with that attitude you lonely fuck. Suck it up and go do something awesome, then you'll be the faggot you want to be.

>>	Contractor Mon Feb 25 23:18:15 2019 No.11960170 >>11959908 >Have you ever bonded with your significant other through cooking? No because I'm single and my bitch of an ex her idea of cooking was mac and cheese with hot dogs or oven burnt fish sticks

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 23:22:22 2019 No.11960182 >>11959908 pretty much every time we hang out, yeah

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 00:10:14 2019 No.11960346 >>11959988 How could you ever break up with someone who loves to cook. Why are you even on this board

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 00:11:41 2019 No.11960351 >>11959908 Me and my boyfriend (im a guy btw) always cook each other something at least once a week. If one of us really likes the meal the other one cooked then they get a sloppy wet BJ

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 00:26:53 2019 No.11960414 >>11959977 Oof. That'd be a dealbreaker for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 00:43:52 2019 No.11960444 >>11959921 Shame you get to be "done", motherfucker. If your parents had any gall, they would throw you out and force you to make something of yourself, then you'd succeed. Or die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 00:44:59 2019 No.11960448 >>11960351 Gay men are disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 00:45:04 2019 No.11960449 >>11959908 GF and I made home made sauce, then used it on pizza for lunch the next day then spaghetti last week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 00:48:27 2019 No.11960454 >>11959908 0/10.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 00:49:54 2019 No.11960456 >>11960346 I didn't like her surprise cooking. I also didn't like her getting fat or making me fat by always cramming shit in our faces. I like food though. Cooking occasionally is alright by me. Also I'm here for fast food threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 00:50:13 2019 No.11960459 >>11959921 You can and you will cook your way into your dream man's heart.

Anonymous Tue Feb 26 00:51:51 2019 No.11960465
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>Cook every meal with girlfriend
>We hang out and talk, sometimes get drunk whilst we cook
>Have to try my best not to get mad at her when she fucks up
>Last time we cooked she goes "How about I just drain the water out of the pasta by using the hole in the pot lid?"
>"I think that is a really terrible idea"
>She does it anyway
>Don't see her because I'm cooking the sauce
>Interrupts me like "Anon..."
>I turn around
>The weight of the water was too much
>She dropped ALL the pasta into the sink
epic bonding moments
To be fair, we made some really fucking good semi-runny scotch eggs and a marinated steak salad. We like trying things that are a little fun and difficult, scotch eggs were a good challenge. You guys got any more recipes like that? We're not crazy good chefs or anything, as you can tell by the greentext. >>

Anonymous Tue Feb 26 00:56:24 2019 No.11960486

>>11959921
I lived with my parents in the basement until I was 27, finally moved out a year ago.

I miss them a lot, especially when I got to cook for them. I often had the day off during the week. It was always fun to surprise them with an elaborate meal when they got off work.

And of course they paid for the groceries.

I really do miss eating together. I'm living alone now and a lot of times I make a great meal and have nobody to share it with. Food is really meant to be enjoyed with others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 01:02:03 2019 No.11960503 >>11960486 i try to cook for my gramps and his gf every weekend, or at least eat with them

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 01:03:12 2019 No.11960510 >>11960486 What do you work as, anon?

Anonymous Tue Feb 26 01:11:48 2019 No.11960540

>>11960486
food should really be enjoyed with others
>have wife of 20 years, married at age 18
>I have that belly from 20 years of good eats
>We cook together twice a day for our entire marriage
>she goes out to get some butter and eggs on her bike
>gets run over by a truck full of farm workers
>dies in front of our apartment

5 years later I've lost all my body fat; I go days without eating
eating alone is a curse for me, should I end it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 01:22:30 2019 No.11960582 >>11960540 Fuck, anon... I'm sorry. Please don't give up.

Anonymous Tue Feb 26 01:45:21 2019 No.11960650

>>11960503
That's awesome man, I'm sure they appreciate it even more than you, and I'm sure you will be glad for the memories in years ahead.

>>11960510
A dishwasher kek... if you live somewhere with decent rent, 10 dollars an hour is enough to live on as a carless bachelor. Just dont get sick!

>>11960540
Is that a true story? My God man that sounds terrible. I hope you're doing okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 01:45:41 2019 No.11960654 >>11959908 im a virgin involuntary volcel

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 01:50:00 2019 No.11960665 >>11960654 but i cook for my mum and dad if that counts

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 02:26:18 2019 No.11960812 >>11960456 Retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 07:29:55 2019 No.11961455 >>11960351 Hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 07:37:40 2019 No.11961476 >>11959908 >bonded >significant other beep boop does not cumpoot :P

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 07:38:38 2019 No.11961478 >>11960540 Noooo please not be true that sounds horrible

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 07:39:19 2019 No.11961480 >>11960540 Uh...

Anonymous Tue Feb 26 07:49:10 2019 No.11961500

>>11959908
>first gf
>she is vegetarian
>weighs under 100lb
>only thing she eats is microwave top ramen
>teaches me how to make it for her
>have to make it every day
>float brick in water
>3 minutes in microwave
>drain
>add slice of american cheese
>ask her to make me breakfast once
>puts the entire plastic package in the microwave because she is afraid of touching raw meat
>it catches fire
It's not cooking, but on Fridays we would order pizza. Double pepperoni or double ham or something, then she'd pick off all the pieces on her half and put them on mine, and dab off the grease with a paper towel, so I got quadruple meat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 10:30:57 2019 No.11961829 File: 2.56 MB, 317x238, 1523971179644.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11960158 >PhilyD's more well rested gay brother Top kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 10:33:59 2019 No.11961839 >>11959908 Cooking with my wife goes like this >I give her recipe >She doesn't follow recipe >I get angry >She cries in the bedroom

Anonymous Tue Feb 26 10:51:39 2019 No.11961870
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>wife loves my cooking
>Acknowledges Im way better at cooking than her and hints that Im better than her deep southern parents
>She wants to make something because its not fair that I do all the cooking
>I must leave the kitchen for 2 hours or she gets super self concious about chopping onions slowly or having to use measuring cups
Her beans and rice taste better to me than anything I could have made that night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 11:18:52 2019 No.11961955 >>11961500 >life of 2 retards

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 16:33:35 2019 No.11963065 >>11960465 >pot lid

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 16:51:12 2019 No.11963141 >>11959908 No, but I had a friend that mistakenly thought I was gay for doing it. Honestly my fault. Should've seen that coming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 16:55:09 2019 No.11963155 >>11959908 With any luck I will have met my significant other through cooking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 16:58:39 2019 No.11963170 >>11960465 Did you use the bike pump on her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 17:04:01 2019 No.11963202 >>11959908 Who?

Anonymous Tue Feb 26 20:33:44 2019 No.11963871
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>>11959908

For Valentines Day I cooked my gf her favorite Spicy Szechuan Beef. I like spicy shit, but this was more molten lava than just plain spicy. Oh, the things we do for pussy...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 20:38:03 2019 No.11963894 File: 89 KB, 500x375, whale face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11959909 this guy gets it I'm Cetacean btw

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 20:39:53 2019 No.11963905 File: 17 KB, 480x360, jaythomashowardstern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11960540 >should I end it? what? this post?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 20:41:19 2019 No.11963911 File: 25 KB, 365x479, monk55.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11961839 sorry bro but I laughed aloud reading this

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 20:43:33 2019 No.11963922 File: 52 KB, 514x514, chino chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11959908 Nah, too much trouble to wash the pesto off the pillowcase

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 20:48:55 2019 No.11963950 >>11959908 Gotta use my other hand somehow when cooking

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 00:11:48 2019 No.11964612 >>11959977 She's banging a vegan dude Sorry bro

Anonymous Wed Feb 27 00:27:13 2019 No.11964651

honestly yes and no. i cook for my fiancee every night and have for years. and by that i do mean cook FOR HER. i make her favorite stuff or what she ask for basically every night. i can't stand cooking for myself because i know i could spend less money and time by eating cheap shitty food. but knowing making her something nice makes her night just a little better makes it worth it to try my best and make her something nice.
now i enjoy the food i cook her to and i don't make shit i hate. but yeah. it's a way i express my affection. i really only cook for people i love. family, friends and most of the time her.

being from the southern US it's the way i was raised. cooking for someone is a form of showing love.

Anonymous Wed Feb 27 00:28:25 2019 No.11964654
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>gf and me really love cooking, especially cooking something diffrent from another culture
>I teach her a few dishs
>she loves them, thanks me for showing her this type of food
>we break up
>see someone commeting on her new bf photo about the foods she cooks to charm him
>its all the dishes I taught her
I time is a flat circle I guess

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 00:33:35 2019 No.11964676 >>11959921 I lived with my parents until I was 28 so I saved money and was able to buy my own place instead of paying a rent. No regrets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 00:34:28 2019 No.11964680 >>11964651 Fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 01:59:37 2019 No.11964919 File: 95 KB, 360x360, 1536750154999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not really, I just wash the dishes and she does all of the cooking

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 02:05:12 2019 No.11964932 >cooking with dick up your ass eww

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 09:37:01 2019 No.11965891 >>11959908 I have, its really fun cooking together. I'm straight btw not sure if that matters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 09:47:21 2019 No.11965926 >>11959977 That shit is truly sad. I don't think I'd be able to handle that as my day to day reality, stay strong.

Anonymous Wed Feb 27 09:52:54 2019 No.11965938
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>hated food and eating until meeting bf (male) at 18
>his family is super into cooking and he's great at it
>my palate expands dramatically and I too get into cooking
>we make almost every meal together
feels comfy

>>11960351
nice

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Anonymous Wed Feb 27 12:51:08 2019 No.11966589

>>11961870
My fiance also hates me watching her cook. She usually fucks something up and she shrieks and almost sobs when shes frying things because shes scared of hot oil. Shes been eating nuggies and ramen her while life so im glad shes trying to cook and eat better

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 13:30:12 2019 No.11966758 Me and my fiance would make pizzas together. She'd put her toppings on her side; I'd put mine on my side. I'd still end up eating most of her slices anyways.

Anonymous Wed Feb 27 13:33:03 2019 No.11966767

>>11961870
>>11966589
A few rounds of cooking together should help get rid of that self-consciousness. My gal always tells me I cook better than her but after doing lots of meals together she's way more comfortable in the kitchen. Every so often I'll nudge her into the lead and let her direct how I help, it's done wonders for her confidence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 19:43:46 2019 No.11968121 >>11959977 GL... HEH. I have to do my roasts in the slow cooker somewhere OTHER than the kitchen.... Apparently my cooking causes the stench of death and decay to permeate the house..

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 20:14:26 2019 No.11968262 >ahaha im gay >yes my boyfriend >haha sucking dick xD >throws hands up Isn't pretending 4chan has gay people in a quantifiable quantity getting old? In fact I'd say it got old when we were 13 year olds in /b/

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 20:17:46 2019 No.11968272 no she's retarded about keeping everything pristine so slapping anything in a pan with oil that will spatter on the stovetop will make her upset

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 20:18:29 2019 No.11968281 >>11959921 Have you tried not being a homo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 20:27:24 2019 No.11968326 >>11968262 >pretending Ummm....

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 20:28:13 2019 No.11968328 >>11959908 He cant cook for shit sorry to say. I just do everything

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 22:16:57 2019 No.11968783 >>11960444 trip of truth

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 00:27:44 2019 No.11969218 >>11959908 I assfucked my overweight girlfriend over the kitchen sink while I boiled us a pack of Bar-S hotdogs last week. Does that count?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 00:38:22 2019 No.11969258 holy shit, is OP a faggot? what the fuck. that has NEVER happened before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 01:18:56 2019 No.11969361 Had my younger brother over around Christmas so I taught him how to prep and roast a chicken, and how to make a solid chocolate cake. It's nice passing on some of what you know and just hanging out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 01:20:55 2019 No.11969369 >>11959908 >uses a wooden spoon to feed his partner of the month semen god gays are so fucking extra.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 02:20:26 2019 No.11969537 I cook with my sister occasionally. Its nice to reduce prep-work time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 02:50:42 2019 No.11969593 >>11969537 Would you suck her ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 03:00:15 2019 No.11969612 >>11969369 >Not feeding your bf(male) his daily cum with your hand carved artesian, Parisian and aged oakwood wooden spoon

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 03:07:55 2019 No.11969623 >>11959908 Uh, it would be pretty weird to not be bonded to your hands from birth???

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 03:09:20 2019 No.11969626 >>11961500 ANON SAVE A LIFE FIX HER

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 03:10:34 2019 No.11969629 >>11968262 Yeah, there's no way that real gay people would be freely expressing their true selves on an anonymous message board. Not when general society is 100% accepting of homosexuality.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 03:30:33 2019 No.11969685 >>11960540 rest in peace anon that's harsh

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 03:33:14 2019 No.11969693 >>11960540 You shouldn't necessarily follow my example, but I would definitely end it unless there were children to take care of.

Anonymous Thu Feb 28 11:10:30 2019 No.11970631

im starting to hate my grandpa and dad
my grandpa is a jackass who thinks he can cook but never washes his hands out of spite
once i caught him drinking the half and half out of the carton and i wanted to kill him
im suspecting everything my dad does in the kitchen is just to piss me off
he also doesnt wash his hands out of spite and refueses to eat anything i make because he insist that the spices upset his stomach even though i avoid using the spices that make him sick
he only eats frozen tv meals and goes through a block of valveeta cheese a week

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 11:14:26 2019 No.11970645 File: 671 KB, 728x5632, 9810496F97A54FBC81DE33C5CE9AE80F.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lasagna

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 11:15:44 2019 No.11970649 >>11959921 That's what you get buttpirate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 11:18:03 2019 No.11970654 >>11965926 It fucking sucks man. Everytime I make something she tells me how she's going to make some vegan abomination version of it. If you're going to be vegan, why put so much effort into imitating meat?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 11:23:21 2019 No.11970677 >>11959921 >homosexual Your problem is that you’re mentally ill. You can’t fix that. You will never be your own “man”. You’re not even a man to begin with. You belong buried in a basement because it’s the same as you. A deadend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 11:24:37 2019 No.11970681 >>11970631 People who don't wash their hands are irrational and cannot be reasoned with. Good on you for trying.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 12:49:12 2019 No.11970945 >>11970645 your American white liberals are the definition of "degenerate."

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:56:12 2019 No.11972104 >>11959908 My friend doesn't know I'm gay and everytime I come over I eat his leftover cooking. It's really good too, we even went to the supermarket together and I fantasized that we were a couple, haha.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:04:22 2019 No.11972140 File: 50 KB, 620x413, 1544651067526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT THE HELL??!? Are those fucking guys in the pictire homosexual or something?? Cause that shit is fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:07:18 2019 No.11972150 Yes. I love to cook and my GF loves to bake. We'll plan nights in where I make the dinner and she makes a dessert.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:14:05 2019 No.11972178 >>11972150 Djeah right. Like we believe that baahahahah

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:20:13 2019 No.11972206 >>11960540 Hey, what would your wife want you to do? I think most people would want you to try and find joy when they are dead. Cooking is something I pour my heart and soul into, and I know it's painful, but doing it more will make it better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:21:50 2019 No.11972214 >>11972140 The fact that they were fucking doesn't bother me as much as them being drawn as big fat jolly gnomes. Plus that last line about the lasagna.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:23:34 2019 No.11972223 >>11972178 it's ok anon.. you can be happy too. I believe in you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:31:05 2019 No.11972245 >>11959908 Is that Bon Jovi?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:49:00 2019 No.11972316 >>11963911 someone post the domestic abuse pasta

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 20:30:10 2019 No.11972738 >>11959921 Imagine projecting this bad over an ironic posting of a gay couple. Get a grip gayfags.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 20:34:23 2019 No.11972759 >>11959921 Oh look, literally me. Same age also. Least I got my neetbux so no need to wageslave. Been on them since 18.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 20:37:34 2019 No.11972776 >>11961500 This is the dumbest shit I've read this week.

Anonymous Thu Feb 28 22:25:06 2019 No.11973206
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>>11959908
>be me
>cooking garnish for the grilled chicken ciabatta one night
>bf asks if he can help
>ohhellno.png
>tell him no and to sit down like a good boy
>won't let up, gropes me under the apron until I make him do something
>buckle and tell him to season the chicken legs I've chopped up with my hand-mixed space blend
>5 mins later hear trash compactor making weird sounds
>he dumped 6 whole chunks of fresh free-range chicken thighs into the sink along with 10gs of saffron I sprinkled into the seasoning
>trash compactor jammed on the chicken bones
>bf looks at me with teary puppy eyes "omg anon I'm so sorry I was just trying to wash off some of the excess seasoning and my hand slipped"
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 22:36:01 2019 No.11973255 >>11960540 >>11960540 >gets run over by a truck full of farm workers >They jump off running around the truck and the corpse confused in an exaggerated fashion >Benny Hill music is playing

Anonymous Thu Feb 28 23:02:14 2019 No.11973365
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>be me, a lover of all flavors, adventurous eater
>don't get how people can watch tv while eating, get so invested in my meals I can't focus on anything else
>unfortunately hate cooking, gives me anxiety bc I'm broken in the head
>actually don't cook bad cause I want to enjoy my food and be healthy, but the process is painful
>have to cook for my mom everyday cause she's sick
>fantasize of the day someone will cook for me and I can stop doing it forever
>eventually meet bf
>he happens to love cooking, make the most beautiful, flavorful dishes putting a lot of care in each
>always cooks for me when we're together
>I like to watch him cook, it's like watching a wizard
>introduces me to a lot of new things
>I learn to improve my cooking from him
>I bring him fruit and spices from my garden
>he also enjoys my occasional cooking

I hope I marry this man
Also, mom loves my cooking and that compensates for the suffering of making it

Anonymous Fri Mar 1 00:18:00 2019 No.11973669
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I'm not a great cook but I'd love to cook for someone. Even better if they cook with me.

I'd ideally be the person to teach my partner how to do stuff because teaching things to people is fun for me, but I'd happily go out with someone who knows more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 00:24:30 2019 No.11973685 >>11973365 u want sexy bread making man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMBXJ9I3pJM

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 00:28:57 2019 No.11973697 >>11959977 >stay with vegan girl >knock her up >end up paying child support for a loser redditard vegan son who stops growing at 5'3" I'd dump her immediately

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 00:38:50 2019 No.11973726 Cook with my gf a few times a week and it's great. We're all gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 01:11:44 2019 No.11973813 >>11959908 No. I control freak everything and I tell her to mix drinks and sit there looking pretty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 04:09:07 2019 No.11974209 >>11972140 Based eastern euro

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 04:39:28 2019 No.11974257 >>11959921 feeling this anon. will never have a good experience with another human, AND i've given up on trying

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 04:42:09 2019 No.11974260 where do i find a cooking gf (white)

Anonymous Fri Mar 1 06:05:33 2019 No.11974382

>>11964654
An ex bf of mine (who I was with for years) knocked up some chick during a one night stand a year after we broke up. I found out later that he named his kid what he and I talked about naming our kid.
It is bizarre how some people can take something unique and special and use it again on the next person.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 06:06:48 2019 No.11974385 >>11974382 But men can't have kids, so you wouldn't have been able to do that anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 06:08:54 2019 No.11974389 >>11973365 This is such a boring greentext I'm going to cap it as an example of how boring greentexts can be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 06:46:35 2019 No.11974456 >>11959908 Yeah, chicks dig it. Especially when you whip up a couple dishes based on some dumbass thing they're craving for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 07:48:58 2019 No.11974618 >>11974389 glad I can help with your literary writing lessons

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 08:03:48 2019 No.11974655 >>11959908 i wish i had a cute bf

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 08:16:24 2019 No.11974678 >>11959908 The only women in my life who didn't leave me for a black man are those I've made French food for. Coincidence? You bet your bottom nègre.

Anonymous Fri Mar 1 08:55:42 2019 No.11974774

My gf and I used to cook together all the time and enjoy it. Now that we’ve been together about 4 years and are bored with each other, we end up just getting mad, so we cook separately. She isn’t terrible, just mediocre. I taught her pretty much everything she knows, but she still manages to under season everything and dry the fuck out of any meat she attempts to make because she has a phobia of serving something raw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 10:32:40 2019 No.11975023 baking is how i lost my virginity

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:06:10 2019 No.11975603 >>11966767 Do you ever hear her blasting shit out of her ass?

Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:09:59 2019 No.11975616

We usually end up butting heads a little unless I delegate him to some ridiculously simple task. He sucks at cutting things evenly, forgets stuff, burns stuff, doesn't know how to time things- I'm basically the cook and he just does what I tell him to do. I let him think he has "signature dishes" he can do well like frito pie (lol) and dumping his tacos (dumps seasoning in pan wow gj). I know I sound bitchy but he just sucks at cooking, it's fine. It's ok, I'm stupid as hell with computers so I rely on him for that shit, he relies on me for meal planning and cooking or we'd only eat frozen/easily prepared bland crap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 14:45:44 2019 No.11975929 >>11959908 >tfw totally 100% fine with even the most lispy-voiced flamboyant gay people >still utterly disgusted by self-mutilating trannies Anyone else know this feel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 15:03:38 2019 No.11975984 >>11974655 waves hand hi >.<

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 18:57:31 2019 No.11976900 >>11969361 I'm confused. Did you fuck him?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 19:20:34 2019 No.11976966 >>11975929 >assumes trannies and gay men are in the same category Gaybro here and I feel the same way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 19:24:03 2019 No.11976978 >>11959908 Sodomites are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 19:37:36 2019 No.11977029 >>11965938 girl or fag?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 19:42:56 2019 No.11977053 >>11976978 So are you, welcome to the club! Now crawl out of your closet and be free, ok?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 19:44:50 2019 No.11977058 >>11975984 Fucking degenerates always ruin everything. Can't have a good thread without some fucking butt pirate popping up out of nowhere

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 20:05:54 2019 No.11977134 >>11977058 Obsessed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 20:07:57 2019 No.11977142 File: 45 KB, 600x450, 14CB4602-77F3-4523-A843-E9D4712BE9F0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11977053 >come on, anon, become a pedophile just like us

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 20:10:58 2019 No.11977161 >>11960540 Was she ok?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 20:19:55 2019 No.11977187 >>11959908 No, I hate people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 20:28:47 2019 No.11977226 >>11976966 Now you know how us normal people feel about you drug abusing, disease spreading, pedo freaks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 07:47:10 2019 No.11978923 >there are stock images for gays now degeneracy has officially won

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 07:49:20 2019 No.11978925 >>11977142 Why is his anus beneath his buttocks? Does A Wyatt Mann have a birth defect and that's how he thinks everyone is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 07:54:09 2019 No.11978931 Yes but she's not real though

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 14:19:12 2019 No.11980041 >>11959908 men do not arouse me sexually but i hate women am i gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 14:20:50 2019 No.11980046 >>11980041 You are asexual

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 14:21:52 2019 No.11980048 >>11980046 no no i love masturbating

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 14:25:30 2019 No.11980060 >>11960540 Did she die?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 14:28:18 2019 No.11980072 >>11980048 You can be asexual and still masturbate

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 14:55:29 2019 No.11980172 >>11980072 fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 15:29:16 2019 No.11980302 >>11980172 Sorry you had to find out through an online Malaysian Islamic rug enthusiast message board, anon.

Anonymous Sat Mar 2 15:36:44 2019 No.11980326

>>11960486
I’m kind of on the same track. Finally have a great job, but just starting to save up and get my feet under me. I also love cooking in the same way you do, but if I live close to relatives I’ll probably try to cook something nice / elaborate for them on the weekends I’m around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 15:40:35 2019 No.11980340 >>11969218 Did you stick a hotdog up her bum?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 15:56:40 2019 No.11980419 File: 122 KB, 498x594, 1537837095129.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11980302 me to, and im not even being ironic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 17:50:51 2019 No.11980949 >>11980060 >she died in front of our apartment I don't know retard did she

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 19:30:19 2019 No.11981424 >>11974655 Ayo u finna lemme clamp dem chimps

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 20:54:50 2019 No.11981809 File: 40 KB, 600x532, 1534102802148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11960540

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 02:19:51 2019 No.11983042 >>11959921 show anus

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 02:47:44 2019 No.11983104 >>11980041 No you just hate women.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 02:56:16 2019 No.11983125 >>11969629 If they didn't center their entire personality and reason of being to sucking dick and letting everyone know about it they probably would be treated normally.

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