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>friend chicken
>burgers
>sphagetti
>ice cream

Tell me again why Americans shouldn’t embrace Jollibee? They’ve gone out of their way to cater to our delicate palates?

The average store is immensely clean, offers fabulous customer service and is affordable priced! Whose getting Jolli tonight?

>> No.11959751

Is that fried chicken and spaghetti?
That’s a no for me dawg.

>> No.11959755

>>11959748
Fuck jollibee and fuck the flips

>> No.11959756
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is there a more blackpilled restaurant?

>> No.11959763

>>11959755
this. faggot flips paraded at the jolly bee down the street for months
and their drive thru system is fucking dumb and retarded fuck them

>> No.11959768

>>11959756
omg what :( :( :(

>> No.11959786

>>11959756
>jollibee
>the choice restaurants of cucks and beta orbiters around the world!

>> No.11959793

>>11959748
The stores in the Philippines may be "nice", because flips are thrilled to have a job for 50 cents an hour, so maybe they have reason to put a tiny bit of effort into it.
In America, fast food is entirely staffed by niggers, spics, ex-cons, various other trash, and teens with a dim future. The American ones will not meet the same standards, not even close. Its crazy to think those qualities would carry over when they start building them here.

>> No.11959795

>>11959751

A modest lunch. One small side of pasta and a drumstick. Very based imo

>> No.11959800

>>11959795
And none of that al dente bullshit either

>> No.11959861

>>11959795
>>11959800
I'm surprised there aren't any fucking hot dogs or baby ducks in it.

>> No.11959905

>>11959748
The place looks like some foreigner's idea of what an American fast food restaurant is supposed to be.
I can't imagine it being any good at all.

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>>11959748
There's something oddly dystopian about this place.

>> No.11959917

>friend chicken

>> No.11959922

>>11959748
Flips are so fucking proudy it makes being in their country painful. Why the fuck would I subject myself to their presence?

>> No.11959956

>>11959905
it really isnt, they make extremely generic food.

>> No.11959965
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>>11959912
>heres a hunk of fried meat with minor radiation damage and some slop, now fuck off. NEXT!

>> No.11960019

>>11959922
Correct, it is a literal shithole country.
This is not Japan, Korea, China, or even Thailand. Its destitute poor, uneducated stupid, ugly ass people, extremely petty, lost every conflict ever and easily conquered by anyone throughout history, riddled with every type of natural disaster on Earth, has no proud past and no future either.
They cling to Americanized fatty convenience shit as the pinnacle of cooking, adding even more sugar. Its not something that we want to spread, not at fucking all.
The embarrassment of Asia.

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>> No.11960030

>>11959756
how is this a food commercial? sure they are still promoting the brand but the overall thing is about being a cuck

>> No.11960032

>>11959917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4xytsouUYo

>> No.11960035

>>11960020
chicken and egg for breakfast? are you kidding me

>> No.11960046
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>>11959756
What sick fuck made this???? I am DED

>> No.11960049

>>11959861
Fetuses aren't babies, dum dum.

>> No.11960068

>>11960035
>work with a filipino guy
>talking about food
>chicken almost every single morning
>pork for dinner every day
>ask him if he ever eats vegetables
>"vegetables are gross"
>literally only things I've ever seen him eat are fried chicken, pork in various sauces and rice
>he's driven over 400 miles just to get to the closest jollibee cause "it's the best food you can get"

>> No.11960093

>>11960068
I work with a flip girl and have a huge crush on her (didn't realize she was flip for awhile because she's cute). We talk about food all the time.

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>>11960020
I just really want fast food breakfast corned beef for some reason. Pls give indy jolibees

>> No.11960568

>>11960020
>peach mango pie
This piques my curiosity

>> No.11960626

>>11960568
make a goddamn peach pie and toss some mango in it. Pour a touch of pineapple juice in it and wah lah.

>> No.11960636

>>11959756
Not even asian, but if Jollibee shows up in Clapistan I'm not buying their shit just because of this. That's some cucked shit.
I thought flips had their bitches in check.

>> No.11960661

>>11960636
Not even close.

>> No.11960710

>>11960636
nigga its a commercial

>> No.11960736

>>11959756
LMAOOOOOOO

>> No.11960761

>>11960068
veggies make me puke, almost never ate them growing up. but now being adult you are forcing yourself to eat them for health reasons

>> No.11960782

>>11959922

I have to agree with this. I can't stand "Pinoy" (god I fucking hate that word) culture or pride. The Westernized Filipinos I am friends with tell me they are never going to the motherland again because of what a dump it is.

>> No.11960840

>>11959748
I had Jollibee once and there was a hair in my food

>> No.11960849

>>11959748
I'll tell you this as a flip who's had jolli in both america and PI, the spaghetti and chicken are really fucking great but everything else is bad.

>> No.11960866

>>11960849

Why the fuck is Filipino spaghetti sweet? It's fucking shit dude. It looks horrible and tastes like dessert.

>> No.11960896

>>11960866
>Why the fuck is Filipino spaghetti sweet?
Because sweet tomatoes + sweet hot dogs + sweet fake american fake cheese, and the sauce is not skimmed of the fat at all.

>> No.11960941

>>11960896

Absolutely disgusting. Filipino cuisine is truly the epitome of shit tier. Vietnam is superior.

>> No.11961036

>>11959748
Jollibee sucks. Fried chicken sucks cause no flavor other than salty and spaghetti tastes like there was ketchup thrown in the sauce as if it were made with Ragu or Honey Boo Boo's "sketti". Swear to god it made me hate the filipino coworker much more that day when he brought it for our lunch potluck as the main protein. I would've fucking settled for KFC or brought some other protein dish had I known how shitty it was beforehand.

>> No.11961052

>>11960710
Doesn't make it less ball-pursifying.
Y'all better not be NTR cucks.

>> No.11961057

>>11960941
>Vietnam is superior [cuisine]
You can't just say that without dropping a recipe or two, zipperhead.

>> No.11961065

>>11961057

https://kirbiecravings.com/vietnamese-garlic-butter-noodles/

This is the most addicting shit in the world.

>> No.11961081

>>11959748
I love friend chicken

>> No.11961109

The nearest Jollibee where I live is in the ghetto.

>> No.11961176

>>11960761
Why not just find veggies that you enjoy or some way of cooking them.
For example I dislike most of them, hate any kind of salads and such. But I like raw whole vegetables, carrots, tomatoes, salad etc are nice if I can just eat them separately.

>> No.11961177

>>11960761
Why not just find veggies that you enjoy or some way of cooking them.
For example I dislike most of them, hate any kind of salads and such. But I like raw whole vegetables, carrots, tomatoes, salad etc are nice if I can just eat them separately.

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>>11959748
You're welcome

>> No.11961244

Their chicken is oily not juicy but well it's arguably better than macdonald's fucking barbaric chicken

>> No.11961248

>>11959756
What the fuck are flips into ntr

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>>11959756

>> No.11963555

>>11959756
wew lad

>> No.11963569

>>11961244
>barbaric chicken
as I pray to Crom that's perfect for me

>> No.11964251

I'd like to inform everyone in this thread that my girlfriend of three years is half Filipino and that we do anal. Thank you for you time.

>> No.11964259

>>11959748
>shitty fast food place from the filippines comes to america
and why do we care?

>> No.11964271

>>11959756
That commercial made me suicidal.

>> No.11964306

>>11964251
"girl" friend

>> No.11964307

>>11959756
wtf

>> No.11964425

>>11964251
Quality post

>> No.11964666

>>11961065

Or this...

http://brunchwith.com/Recipe-Vietnamese-Steak-Tartare-by-Dan-Hong

Most vietnamese places dont serve this because people get scared of eating rare beef as a starter. The only places I go out of my way to go eat are

It is so damn good that one of the few cambodian joints actually has a copycat recipe but the thing is overgarnished vs a good rare beef dish.

The french taught the Viets well and their beef dishes shows when pho isnt involved

>> No.11964829

>>11959756
kek that's a great commercial, it actually succeeded in making me want to try jollibee

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>>11959756

>> No.11964851

>>11959748
>>friend chicken
I can't eat my friends ¤_¤

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>>11960020
>That breakfast menu
Disgusting

>> No.11965089

>>11964251
Well when there's only two holes on your "girl" you don't have much choice.

>> No.11965110

>>11959756
Fucking based. Now post the sequel.

>> No.11965193

>>11959756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGH4TBl7v-0

Yep.

>> No.11965389

>>11959756
Based
Laughing at the betas, here, who get so triggered by a fast food commercial.

>> No.11965399

>>11959756
>tfw a fast food commercial describes your entire life

>> No.11965420

>>11959756
Incestpilled too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDHZkLeh6vw

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>>11965420
Is this proof flips are subhuman?

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>>11965420
I thought all these commercials were gonna be about cucks and thots, but, that one is legitimately good. Holy shit, it made me miss my parents.

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>>11959756
lmao flips are now into NTR?

>> No.11965671

>>11964251
nice. how big is her dick?

>> No.11965711

>>11965671
Her's is an inch longer, but the important thing is I'm the one fucking her in the ass.

>> No.11965736

>>11960020
Dang I wanna try this
Fiesta Noodles, Chicken Dippers, and Sweet Pork look good

>> No.11965789

>>11960636
>>11960661

Yeah no. I know a flip couple, they were engaged. She started cheating on him with some dork who works at best buy. Within a week she dumbed her fiance without a word of explanation, kicked him out of the house and brought in the new guy. Her fiance had moved across the country for her schooling, paid for almost everything, drove her to school every day and was a total Chad (in great shape, good job, very charismatic, and just the nicest dude).
The problem is that flip women are totally sociopathic, extremely petty, passive aggressive, and will use people as much as possible. Total sociopaths.

>> No.11965969

The food is great, but the store I went to was not that clean.

>> No.11966012

>>11959756
lmao what in the fuck?

>> No.11966279

>>11959756
There's another one where it turns out the orbiter was being orbited by someone else. The joke with the fries was actually her idea, and he stole it to try and impress his crush.

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>>11966279

>> No.11967545

>>11967520
Are they targeting the depressed binge eater market?

>> No.11968022

>>11967520
What the fuck man

>> No.11968024

>>11959748

>Tell me again why Americans shouldn’t embrace Jollibee

Because it's a Flip restaurant with a shitty menu and is filled with the worst fucking people on earth: Flips

>> No.11968041

>>11968024
Americans love shitty menus and being shitty people.

>> No.11968045

>>11968041
No we dont

>> No.11968047

>>11968041

Yeah but at least we have a modicum of dignity to not eat hamburgers that taste like reheated salisbury steak and spaghetti with over-sweetened sauce

The Philippines is like the Mexico of Asia without the decent food

>> No.11968049

>>11968045
You practically invented it.

>> No.11968052

>>11968049
No I didnt

>> No.11968161

>>11959748
They only hire asians. it's fucked up.

>> No.11969013

>>11959756
Absolutely gutted.

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>>11959756
>>11967520
what the fuck flips?

>> No.11969431

>>11959756
>>11965420
>>11967520
Most of the Jollibee menu sounds unpleasant, but these ads actually make me want to try it one day.

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>>11959756

>> No.11969651

>>11965420
YTMND
:(

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I was reminded today of why flips are a horrible people who deserve to be ignored and marginalized.
Bunch of trite, petty gold diggers, who only care about bettering themselves at the expense of anyone who allows it. They will take advantage of you, then insult you, directing blame when its their own fault.
Disgusting people on every level. They cant cook for shit, I dont even think they are qualified to wash dishes.
As others have said, AVOID.

>> No.11969744

>>11969736
It's anecdotal, but I've only met a couple in real life. Both female. Both rather pleasant to talk to. Good natured and kind hearted. Neither particularly pretty, but one a little easy on the eye. Both married to asshole caucasian husbands who expect them to be domestic slaves despite the past 30 years of social progress teaching us that women shouldn't be treated in that fashion.

>> No.11970897

>>11969736
you sound like you're brokenhearted from your Angeles City trip. did the aussies there hogged all the whores from you?

>> No.11970925

>>11969736
>flips are a horrible people

Flips are basically our version of Niggers, except flips are just poor & ignorant instead of violent & entitled like american blacks.

>> No.11971434

>>11959748
It tastes way better than Popeyes's that's for sure.

>> No.11971459

>>11967520
Wow. Those are the most dramatic fast food commercials I've ever seen.

>> No.11971460

>>11959756
I've never been to Jollibee, but I'm thoroughly depressed now. Puts me in the mood for fried chicken and bad spaghetti.