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11958572 No.11958572[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Would you get fucked in the ass for free avocado one year?

>> No.11958574

If she was fucking me with one of those zuccs then yeah

>> No.11958584

>>11958572
I'm from California so it's a win win

>> No.11958638

>>11958572
>>11958572
Sure, the avocados would just be a nice bonus.

>> No.11958651

>>11958572
She could fuck me for a year for one avocado.
Not even gay.

>> No.11958680

>>11958572

I'd fuck avocado for free her ass for one year

>> No.11958698

>>11958572
How long am I getting fucked? Is he clean? How big is his dick? Can I sell the avocados? Can I get as many as I want at any given time?

>> No.11958741

>>11958698
A normal assfucking session by an average guy, so maybe 20 minutes.
You can only eat the avocados, so say maximum 5 at once if you make guacamole or whatever

>> No.11958874

>>11958741
Really not that great of a deal

>> No.11958885

>>11958572
>Would you get fucked in the ass for free one year?
ctfy
And yes, obviously

>> No.11958887

>>11958874
depends on how much you like 'cados.
I'd do it. I'd eat like 15 a week, would probably slightly improve my health and energy as well.

>> No.11958890

>>11958741
>>11958874
That's like $10-12 usd of avocado per day here, like being a hooker in Kyrgyzstan.

>> No.11958913

>>11958890
"at once", not "per day" m8. You can eat 500 a day if you want, but you can't get 500 and sell them for profit.

>> No.11958931

>>11958572
That is about $100 for the year. I'm not that cheap.

>> No.11958964

>>11958913
so stomach capacity is a bottleneck in this deal, not that good deal rly

>> No.11958982
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11958982

>>11958572
I'd get fucked in the ass for nothing, so yes.

>> No.11959150

>>11958741
Can I at least use them to feed my family?

>> No.11959151

>>11958741
Sounds like a good deal. Will he at least bump my prostate enough with his cock for me to cum?

>> No.11959184

>>11958982
just another day

plus free avocados