pretzel crust

[Anonymous No.11956262]

Imagine biting into a warm gooey pizza and receiving rich mouthfuls of decadent nacho cheese in your mouth!

[Anonymous No.11956389]

I got one, more than once.

[Anonymous No.11956458]

where the FUCK is the pizza hut pretzel crust

[Anonymous No.11956473]

The commercials for this "pizza" make me gag. Disgusting abomination.

[Anonymous No.11956479]

>>11956473
Show me.

[Anonymous No.11956495]

>>11956479
she myself gagging?

[Anonymous No.11956497]

>>11956495
show*

[Anonymous No.11956519]

My Little Caesar's doesn't carry that, sadly. So still no reason to go

[Anonymous No.11956572]

>>11956262
want to try this but i gag at the thought of the nacho cheese sauce. would it be good w reg pizza sauce?

[Anonymous No.11956578]

holy shit shut the fuck up retard

[Anonymous No.11956618]

This thread reminded me I ordered the stuffed pretzel crust a week ago and they gave me the shitty cardboard pretzel crust. I didn't even think about it until this very minute and now I'm mad.

[Anonymous No.11957326]

this looks really good but it would probably taste like shit because of the awful cheese they would use

[Anonymous No.11957375]

It's no bueno

[Anonymous No.11957409]

the best thing about little ceazy's is the pizza portal. you don't even have to interact with a human to get your disgusting cheese-soaked buttery pizza.

the pizzas are so inexpensive and absolutely not-terrible, this is my new favorite place

[Anonymous No.11957568]

That's a lot of salt.

[Anonymous No.11957580]

>>11957568
it's a gum

[Anonymous No.11957628]

>>11956262
I've never actually eaten Little Ceasars, is it any good? There's one on the drive home but I've never been tempted.

[Anonymous No.11957811]

>>11957628
Little Caesars is what you get when you’re a deadbeat alchoholic dad with a masters and you don’t feel like cooking, but you also don’t feel like ordering a pizza because you’d have to tip the driver.

You can’t do the drive through hamburger place, because that would cost $6 per kid and your wife already cleaned out the bank account when she bought your teenage son a used car AT FUCKING STICKER PRICE.

So you pull up to the Little Caesars and you shell out the $5 you were going to buy snuff with because you’re a father now and you have to feed your family.

Then you get home, open the box, and realize what a fucking mistake you made.

[Anonymous No.11958534]

>Nearly 11,000 mg of sodium in one pretzel crust pizza
Who thought this was a good idea?

[Anonymous No.11958547]

Quieremos orilla de pretzel

[Anonymous No.11958571]

>>11958534
fuck, so i shouldn't consume a whole one just for me then.

[Anonymous No.11958596]

>>11958534
>>Nearly 11,000 mg of sodium in one pretzel crust pizza

yeah, I used to eat 2 costco pizza slices daily for lunch until I found out it's 110% of a day's sodium. wtf?

[Anonymous No.11958614]

>>11957811
Apt description

[Anonymous No.11958711]

pretzels are fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.11958721]

>>11956262

Too salty.

[Anonymous No.11959312]

>>11958721
I order it without salt. Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.11959318]

>>11957811
Someone has daddy issues

[Anonymous No.11959614]

>>11957811
You need a hug

Poor bastard

[Anonymous No.11959621]

>>11959318
>>11959614
Go Back 2 reddit

[Anonymous No.11959835]

>>11956262
Imagine biting into my dick and recieving a rich mouthful of semen, blood, and warm cockmeat in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.11961540]

>>11957811
Someone needs to tweet this at Little Caesars.

[Anonymous No.11963315]

>>11956262
what kind of crazy mad man dips soft pretzels into cheese?

WHAT KIND OF MAD M-

Oh wait, literally everyone does you god damn fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.11963324]

>>11956262
i feel like you could change 3-4 of those words and it would become the description of a cumshot

[Anonymous No.11963327]

>>11956262
stuffed crust is literally hitler and a crime against humanity

[Anonymous No.11963632]

>>11957811