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11955774 No.11955774 [Reply] [Original]

Would You Edition.

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Did you just post a crab?

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>> No.11955824

That looks disgusting.

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>> No.11955907

this shit cost you like 80 pesos and last you a whole day

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>> No.11955998

Is this Family In Northwest China?

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Build A Wall.

>> No.11956005

I did this several times on my grandparents farm. I even added some chocolate or strawberry nesquick sometimes.

>> No.11956007

so. much. skirt. steak.

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>> No.11956144

The way we prepare shellfish, Particularly crab, is absolutely demented. What other animal do we boil (sometimes alive), vivisect, grind up, and serve up to the diner contained in the remnants of its head? If that were a cow people would be losing their fucking minds.

But crab is so damn GOOD.

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>> No.11956288

This needs to happen to more people who 'showcase' their food. Just fucking eat it

>> No.11956298

Why are white men so violent?

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>> No.11956308

Some people don't like it and they've come up with ways to shock them which is basically the equivalent of using a boltgun on a cow. I guess it's because they can't really make noise and they don't have facial expressions so it doesn't bother most people as much though. Feels bad seeing some of the shit people do to them too, seeing people fuck up cutting them in half made me stop eating crab/lobster for a long time.

>> No.11956342

It's just easier to think they don't have much sentience if they're not vertebrates

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>> No.11956379

>he applies makeup to his eyebrows

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>> No.11956385

I think their sensory system is really different from higher animals. There are videos where a chef takes a (very) live lobster and puts it right onto a hot teppanyaki surface, and it doesn't react much to suddenly coming into contact with a multi-hundred-degree surface. We know they respond to dangerously high water temperatures though.
Another factor in cooking might be that crustaceans have an open circulatory system: no blood vessels or arteries, the heart just pumps blood into some body cavities and accepts it from others. Blood denatures and kind of sets up like egg whites when heated thanks to proteins suspended in it, and that may have a more extreme effect on an animal with a primitive circulatory system.

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>> No.11956400

based titli

>> No.11956409

>hot dog parts webm

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>> No.11956463

>no rabbit

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>> No.11956496

>3 ingredients
that's cheating, but I appreciate the hustle and background knowledge of custard-base recipes.

>> No.11956502

What the hell is going on here, what's that shit on it's face

>> No.11956516

Two bucks got in a fight, one killed the other but got its antlers tangled in the process. Some time later the survivor stumbled into this creek and was almost being drowned by the weight of the other (dead) buck. Those guys subdued it, and freed it from its defeated challenger by cutting its antlers off.
Antlers fall off a buck every year and are regrown, so this is only a minor and temporary handicap.

>> No.11956524

That's mini?

>> No.11956529
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Standard size has crept up to 1/4 and 1/3 lb patties.

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>> No.11956536
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The really metal ones are those that managed to break the head of their opponent off before they starve or lose their own antlers.

>> No.11956540

Fuckin hell deer are insane

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>> No.11956555

If you download something, maybe don't post it again every day?

>> No.11956557

I don't. Each webm thread on /ck/ lasts about four days. I wait until a new one is made.

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>meanwhile, egg fort

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>> No.11956881

Was the dish chilled before he put it in the oven?

>> No.11956897

The flaw is the glass itself. No matter what that poor idiot did, they exposed it to a low-temperature surface quickly after having it in an oven. Only certain types of vessels made of a particular kind of glass can hold up to that level of thermal difference across the entirety of its surface.

>> No.11956919

Did he have that in the broiler

>> No.11956934

Wow, fat filled with fat wrapped in fat

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>> No.11957039

They don't even have the neuro structure to suffer. Some flies have more complex brains, for fucks sake. Some shellfish can't be argued to even have brains.

They can detect thermal-flux, but that doesn't mean there is anything more than an automatic response to try to move away. Suffering meanwhile incredibly complex. What you contemplate with pain, or a pig understands as suffering doesn't go on with shellfish, because it's like asking a ti-83 to run Witcher 3 on Ultra. It just isn't possible with the hardware in place. Their actions are more like the reaction your knee gives when the doctor gives a whack to activate your patellar reflex. Input->output. No higher bullshit beyond.

>> No.11957067

Like I mentioned with lobsters put onto a teppanyaki griddle, they don't respond like higher organisms would.
Skip to 1:50 in the video.

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They absolutely do have the 'neuro structure' to suffer, however it is arguable that it isn't necessarily pain that they are feeling

They respond like a lobotomy patient would if you threw one on a grill.
I have to cut live lobsters in half from the head down almost every day and it never feels good, they would definitely prefer not to be cut open.
Watching the two lobster halved writhe under the salamander always sucks.

>> No.11957083

No, because even a particularly damaged lobotomy patient would leap off of a griddle. Spinal reflexes in chordates are serious business, and invertebrates like crustaceans don't even have that level of processing.

>> No.11957152

thats a big burger

>> No.11957188


Insect and slimy food is for insect and slimy people.

>> No.11957350

there's a reason why people used to teach kids not to play with their food

>> No.11957500

are you blind?

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>> No.11957648

God I wish that was me

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>> No.11957719

what's the context? chinese mafia thugs?

>> No.11957741

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little webm thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the webm. The "surly" egg fort king, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>> No.11957751

Almost pissed on him.

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>> No.11957903

>They don't even have the neuro structure to suffer
[citation needed]
lobsters lack a cerebral cortex, that's true. However pain reception is known to be part of a much older and more primitive system of nociceptors and prostaglandins that are managed by the brain stem and thalamus.

there is a misconception that because crabs and lobsters have a very small brain, that they somehow just "incapable" of feeling pain or suffering. people believe this because it's what they want to believe. For one, there's no evidence that "small brain = too retarded to feel pain." For two, the nervous systems of shelfish aren't organized like ours. their nervous systems are less centralized. much more processing happens in the peripheral nervous system. because it's so different, you can't just directly compare it to a cow or a pig or a human.

>> No.11957924

I've always wanted to do this. Even thinking of going to a farm retreat type of thing so I can do it.

>> No.11957955

go to your closest zoo, anon. most of them have a "barnyard' type area for kids to milk cows and feed baby chicks and stuff.

>> No.11957975

I've been to every zoo in the country and there's nothing of the kind

>> No.11958004

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the petting zoo school, and I've been involved in numerous secret milkings of baby cows, and I have over 300 confirmed milk jugs. I am trained in gorilla chick feeding and I'm the top milker in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another city slicker. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of milkers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.11958014

What an atrocious way to present such a potentially delicious meal, christ.

>> No.11958056
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>> No.11958065

>Oh my god (please also be careful when you in this step

>> No.11958095

Holy fuck that is involved. I do have a big fucking chunk of pork like that in my freezer tho.

>> No.11958111
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Moose are just as bad.

>> No.11958127

>when a moose violates the NAP

>> No.11958162

probably a highlight of this guy's life, that's how these people are

>> No.11958188

what a piece of shit. you know he told that story over and over again for the next 2 months, only his version the moose "just charged him, totally unprovoked"

>> No.11958252

>doing the twitter clap as you speak meme in real life

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>> No.11958267

Imagine these threads before webm. Long insufferable gifs you can't skip ahead that take 1 min to get to the point of interest.

>> No.11958392

gifs were fucking awful, the first time I saw a webm on 4chan was on /sp/ and I thought it was witchcraft

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>> No.11958410

What the fuck is a "preserved vegetable"

>> No.11958413

A more accurate translation to English would be "pickled vegetables"

>> No.11958414

Oh thanks

>> No.11958448

>dry milk powder

>> No.11958482

I made this and shat the Queen, I say, my good lad, innit?

>> No.11958501

>post 8 soundless webms instead of 1 youtube link
God I hate these threads

>> No.11958503

whys this dude look like he's been crying for the past 6 hours?

>> No.11958518

Crabfag is just spamming his crabs

>> No.11958543

He has to eat all the legs.

>> No.11958553

This is absolutely obnoxious. So many recipes use milk soaked bread. Someone tell this faggot to stop being so pretentious.

>> No.11958567

While octopuses are some of the smarter animals of the sea, getting them just shows how stupid they can be; from a boat you just through a chain with 2-3 shinny flat metal fishes attached. The octopus just climbs on the chain and you pull it up...when I catch them with a traditional hook and bait by accident I feel bad for them...they are delicious...

>> No.11958594

makes your bread more tender

>> No.11958611

GTFO with that okra and paint-stripper "sauce". The rest looks wonderful.

>> No.11958613

Why oil *and* butter?

>> No.11958623

So the pork is fried BEFORE it's steamed? Seems kinda fucky but still looks good.

>> No.11958632

Why pork *and* beef?

>> No.11958642

Those poor fries.

>> No.11958649

Flavor, got it. Thanks.

>> No.11958667

You two new? The dude had his son on the backseat behind him and had been charged by the moose already before the video start

>> No.11958794

I'm guessing it's the wet surface on the cutting board he placed it on.

>> No.11958868
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Sheeit I dunno bruh

>> No.11958924
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>his daughter says it looks like a big spider
Children can be precious sometimes

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>> No.11958969

This guy looks like he has a dick in each side of his mouth at the same time.

>> No.11958974

1. Shellfish rot extremely quickly compared to any other animals. You need to cook them asap or freeze them
2. They don't move a whole lot so it's not too hazardous to throw them in boiling water, where a fish or something might flop around for a while
3. Shellfish have exoskeletons/shells. They're able to be cooked within themselves, trapping all their own flavor. They have no fur, feathers, or skin to worry about. They can be parted easily.
4. Conversely to vertabrates, it's damn near impossible to seperate their meat raw
5. The difference between killing a crab before boiling it and boiling it alive is measured in feelings. a "mercy kill" doesn't make you a better person. It just adds an extra step to ease your conscience
It all comes down to anatomy. If all animals were as convenient to boil alive as shellfish are, you can bet we would

>> No.11958977

Hey, is that chef Wang Gang?

>> No.11959048

>With eggs

I'm mad!

>> No.11959115

>The difference between killing a crab before boiling it and boiling it alive is measured in feelings. a "mercy kill" doesn't make you a better person. It just adds an extra step to ease your conscience

True, this is why i think the government should boil deathrow inmates alive in order to execute them. Killing them right away with electricity or a lethal injection is just a mercy kill and doesn't make us better people.

>> No.11959158
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Umad bro?

>> No.11959176

>electricity or a lethal injection
>Killing them right away
you fucking retard

>> No.11959183

do americans really east this?

>> No.11959198

i think in this case it's some sort of pickled chinese mustard greens, i havent been able to find those in my area

>> No.11959261

>doesn't know where an avocado comes from
behold the wonders of foreign education ladies and gentlemen.

>> No.11959309

I loved how people accused him of being a white supremacist Trump supporter and the guy turned out to be a homosexual Trump hating Democrat.

>> No.11959310

Holy fuck that is a roided cow.

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>> No.11959557

someone should tell you to fuck off more often

>> No.11959590

it is bruv. it is.

>> No.11959827

Why'd he grab her?

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>> No.11959996

shellfish literary don't feel pain
every animal that does feel pain tastes worse if you torture it before death
if crabs could feel pain we'd kill them before cooking but not bevause it's "humane"

>> No.11960033

are you retarded, friend? those are big green chillies

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>cooking it with the plastic labels attached

>> No.11960118

Looks healthy, I like how it can only shit all over itself, then have the tail smear the shit on it's body. A little too much inbreeding for me thanks.

>> No.11960127

I hate gooks so fucking much

>> No.11960227
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Straws are now Illegal, you have to ask for one beforehand., Florida.

>> No.11960251

Black dude is having the time of his life

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>> No.11960401

The best way to kill someone right away is a bullet in the brain. But death by firing squad (to the head nonetheless) is (I'm pretty sure without a google search) illegal these days. Electric shock and lethal injection doesn't always do it right away; several countries in Europe even decided to stop selling the US the chemicals used in lethal injections because it doesn't always work right away.

I'm personally of the opinion that the death penalty should be illegal in all but cases where someone was literally caught on film murdering large groups of people.

I still boil crabs and other crustaceans alive.

>> No.11960407
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Pizza Duo - Pizza Locale.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11960447

>no gloves

>> No.11960544
File: 2.12 MB, 640x360, First Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11960557
File: 2.48 MB, 640x360, Sandwich And Lobster Tail Tomato Bisque $214.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11960595

It looks like the damn bag is still on it

>> No.11960608

What the fuck is that jerky-looking shit and why was it necessary to fold half the dough like that??

>> No.11960610

>*bus drives off a cliff*
>2/5 stars the ride was not enjoyable and the food was everywhere

>> No.11960611

Nice titties

>> No.11960638
File: 1.01 MB, 640x360, Full Scottish Breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11960642

Too much Counterstrike. You have a small chance of surviving with chunks of your brain missing. A bullet to the heart is much more effective.

>> No.11960645
File: 2.94 MB, 710x718, Bacon Guacamole Chicken Bombs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11960646
File: 1.98 MB, 720x480, Mashed Potato Vending Machine In Singapore 7-11.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11960657

That's magic

>> No.11960669
File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Cooking Eagle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11960673

>a video of an inanimate object
for what reason

>> No.11960677 [DELETED] 
File: 2.82 MB, 360x360, Deniz Kebabı.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11960735
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>> No.11960743
File: 2.86 MB, 1276x674, Cheese Melted on Bruschetta with Truffle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11960744

How to not cook a burger

>> No.11960750

I mean regular creme brulee is basically just 4 ingredients anyway; cream, vanilla, sugar, eggs

>> No.11960751

I'm not sure that should be a two-man job.

>> No.11960754 [DELETED] 
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>> No.11960772

What show is this?

>> No.11960776
File: 1.02 MB, 640x800, Squid Girl.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11960784

Poor Mimi don't cry

>> No.11960787
File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, Free Pizza Cutters.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11960842
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, Deniz Kebabı.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11960877
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Sandwich Vending Machine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11960880

that's not how udders normally look is it? they almost look diseased

>> No.11960898

revolting. warm avocado is absolutely abhorrent

>> No.11960900

That's what happens when you masturbate too frequently.

>> No.11960937
File: 2.96 MB, 708x710, Avocado Carbonara.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11960948
File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, ck vs gd goal 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11960968
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what in fresh hell

>> No.11960975
File: 2.48 MB, 540x302, Avocado Purée.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11961014
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pls stop

>> No.11961060
File: 2.96 MB, 702x688, Bacon Avocado Bomb.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11961071
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I can't take any more

>> No.11961075
File: 2.77 MB, 640x360, Bacon Wrapped Egg and Avocado Surprise.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11961080
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, How To Make Bacon Avocado Bomb.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11961087
File: 2.07 MB, 640x360, Bacon Avocado Fries.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11961155
File: 1.76 MB, 960x480, carlsjr.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11961443

t. Never been charged by a moose. The guy was even kind enough to let it slide the first few times before he killed it. A moose will fuck you up if it gets the chance.

>> No.11961463

>t. If someone breaks into your house to steal shit, call the police and hide, and if they get violent well I lived a good life, I guess I'm gonna die now

>> No.11961503

>tomato under the burger
you diddily done fucked up now, carl

>> No.11961561
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Be honest. Would you?

>> No.11961646
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>japchae in gimbap
>wrapped in soondae
>covered in sweet rice cake

>> No.11961712

Yeah, burglars usually go for the houses with people in, then decide to start a fight.

>> No.11961817
File: 1.91 MB, 1280x720, Mark Wiens Reaction Supercut - Ooh! Mmm! Wow! O.O.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Would you?

>> No.11961912

based chipmunk chink

>> No.11961974

>Sushi Town

>> No.11961994

is this steins;gate?

>> No.11962024

I'll never understand this obsession for avocado
it's one of the blandest god damn foods in the world and it has a weird texture

>> No.11962028

The black ones do

>> No.11962037

Nice carbonara :)

>> No.11962055
File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, how to eat pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11962068
File: 1.59 MB, 960x540, infinite chips.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11962079
File: 2.84 MB, 480x270, Rum Martinez.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Ah shit wrong file.

>> No.11962109

People who eat crab absolutely baffle me. There is absolutely nothing pleasant about crabs. Crabs are also vital for the ecosystem and we make sure that the ocean is healthier for people to eat fish which is vastly superior to eating crab. Also, food that requires effort to eat is the pinnacle of counter productivity.

>> No.11962116

She reminds me of my ex :/

>> No.11962122

She's just a video on a screen?

>> No.11962126


>> No.11962132

Did you reply to yourself?

And no, She just looks similar and did the same goofy face

>> No.11962142

Are you joking.


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>> No.11962162
File: 85 KB, 1280x721, c-658vsxoao3ovc-1139955-1280x0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11962180

this webm is satire
also there's nothing wrong with eating pizza with a fork

>> No.11962265

>random asian gibberish in their establishment
Like clockwork.

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>> No.11962326

Only if it's one of those greasy limp New York "pizzas".

>> No.11962350

The only crab meat I've ever eaten was very flakey. Is it always that way, or is it sometimes more solid like lobster meat?

>> No.11962382
File: 2.74 MB, 474x266, Avocado Toast With Bacon and Egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11962426

this bitch wasted so much avocado could have made 3 toasts with that one

>> No.11962480

I love the egg fort man

>> No.11962505

Ho does he get out without breaking the lemons?

>> No.11962535

>white onion
No thanks

>> No.11962591

yea those one where you get more of it on your face then in your mouth, and they make sure to put extra sauce near the crust so on the first bite all the cheese comes sliding off and slaps you in the face causing third degree burns. Usually you can just fold it up but some times it will just fall apart if you try to move it

>> No.11962633

wat dost moose taste like?it must be good like open egg

>> No.11962658

>this bitch wile!
>its dinner and a show baby!

>> No.11962768

This happens a lot in North Las Vegas, and it's always niggers.

>> No.11962783

Hello /pol/ack! Yeah, asian women are ugly as sin.

>> No.11962786

Why didn't he just go around it?

>> No.11962838

looks like patstrami and the folded dough looks like a calzone

aslo fuck you, you stupid cunt

>> No.11962864

poor crab ;'(

>> No.11962916
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>> No.11962938

First we cut off its genitals and then we kill it.

>> No.11963103

lol,you remind me of me ex "g"f.
t. a ghost.

>> No.11963111
File: 221 KB, 500x374, tim and eric.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

ya blew it

>> No.11963235

Perhaps I don't know why you would say I blew it before dabbing on me.

>> No.11963278

I was driving through CT last weekend with the plan of stopping at Louie's Lunch on the way and those bastards were closed for presidents day

>> No.11963516

It's not fucking torture or anything
they die instantly once they touch the water, just like any other living creature would

>> No.11963544

That calzone thing is fucking stupid.
Also, don't call me cunt buddy

>> No.11963575

>There is absolutely nothing pleasant about crabs
except their taste. Also breaking an exoskeleton to get the meat is still easier than removing those tiny bones in other fish

>> No.11963588

The point was killing as quickly as possible. I do not believe that it being painless is a necessity when any percieved pain measures in milliseconds. With a shot heart, you will in most cases be able to perceive a lot until your brain dies off from lack of circulation and oxygen. I bet, you could just throw people head-first into an industrial grinder. Half a second after it grips the skill, there won't be anything left to feel. But human basic dignity is another concern. Like having a body afterwards to be buried. But then again, the practice of the tidy and orderly grave plot won't be sustainable forever. So at a certain point, it will be incineration or recycling anyway.

>> No.11963608

He told the full scottish breakfast that he was going to take a quick picture and then had the breakfast pose for him while wondering what was going on. But he pranked him, because it was a video in truth!

>> No.11963614

I wonder how often people just can't resist to mix their mash with the soft drinks.

>> No.11963621

Would it not be easier to just have a cutting step in the machine itself? Just a steel grid pressing down before ejecting the flopper. Maybe there are hygiene concerns with that. The frozen platters are no problemo. But having a machine part squish into the cooked one would probably make it necessary to clean it regularly. Which defeats a lot of the purpose of the vending machine.

>> No.11963623

my attempts are hit or miss.

>> No.11963629

I guess they always miss, huh

>> No.11963633

kek nice

>> No.11963636

if they knew you were saying this they would feel pain at how fucking retarded you are

>> No.11963642

crabs are jerks then. sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never boil me alive.

>> No.11963653

Why didn't they just cut the antlers off the dead buck?

>> No.11963654

The head is just because it's convenient. It's like the perfect bowl. You can even use the claws as chopsticks. Find another animal that can be prepared in minutes that walks around with it's own eating utensils

>> No.11963666

>weird rabbit recipe

>> No.11963944

what a waste. all that juice all over the bar, the outside of the jar, left in the fruit. why doesnt he use a juicer? it wouldnt be so messy, more efficient and just as fast, really. that was frustrating to watch. and then it was half booze anyway, so its not like youd care if the juice was fresh or from a big jug. what an asshole.

>> No.11963990

>these people
people that do things outside of their house besides wage slave?

>> No.11964047


niggers do it literally every single day. In fact, something similar to this happened in my neighborhood last month. Are you seriously this blind? Home invasions are very common. Just search for south African security camera videos. its non stop. They either catch someone by chance, or specifically attack them while they are home so they can open a safe, give credit cards with pins, etc.

>> No.11964195

wtf is this

>> No.11964303

Coming from an asshole this really means a lot

>> No.11964366

did you... ask and answer your own question with that post? why did you post that?

>> No.11964804
File: 1.03 MB, 640x360, YOU Sir.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Um, Butter Knife. X...UK?

>> No.11964826
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Jesus Christ, women are disgusting.

>> No.11964841

Do women really do this?

>> No.11964937
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a delcious green treat, i love italian food

>> No.11964949
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Too Long.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

What is this and how do you cook it.

>> No.11964975

>those fucking giant googly eyes he scoops out

>> No.11964987

Actually, gifs of converted video that are able to be posted on 4chan will rarely be longer than a few seconds. They're terribly inefficient with filesize, which means that length, resolution, and colour depth need to be sacrificed.

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>> No.11965043

based auntie
>tfw for just a second I forget about all the worldly woes and get to enjoy some good ol' northern chinese style food like my grandma use to make.

>> No.11965045
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Too Long 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Oh Wait ...

>> No.11965063

anyone got her yt channel?

>> No.11965082

how can he grab?

>> No.11965088

>wasting the tongue to beused as a fucking decor

fucking anglos

>> No.11965098


>> No.11965099
File: 2.20 MB, 640x360, 식용 박쥐, 보아뱀, 쥐고기를 파는 인도네시아의 시장.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Posted in previous threads.

>> No.11965101

correction, the pork belly is BOILED, before being fried, then boiled again before getting sliced and then steamed.

I'm not so sure about northern style (my family is from the south), but usually you boil the pork to pull out blood and any remaining blood proteins; fried to help seal the "shape" of the pork so it doesn't disintegrate during the long steaming process.

i think the extra boiling process is to help render down some of the pork fat so that during the steam process there wouldn't be a whole pool of rendered pork fat at the bottom of the bowl.

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>> No.11965124

>that slap on the hand

what a proper lad

>> No.11965144

What animal is that? Looks very... Savory.

>> No.11965154

No, hit or miss means they sometimes hit and sometimes miss. Why bother mentioning missing if it never happens?

>> No.11965160
File: 951 KB, 640x360, Pig Killed In An Instant,SORTA.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Cow + Everything.
Not As Good As Pig.

>> No.11965316

Although I think the right seasoning does the job. Like with most meats.

>> No.11965334

what is the context of this?!?!

>> No.11965346
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If she breathes, she's a thot. Simple

>> No.11965364

A literal pile of steaming guts. Yeah thats a no from me.

>> No.11965411

I posed a question and my own assumption to what an answer might be. Inviting someone who by chance knows more about the workings of those machines to correct me or offer another explanation. Maybe there are other good reasons for this. For all I know it might be just a regional preference for the place where the vending machine is located. Or a weird law.
Take a look at the average quality of the content in this thread and you will see, I can hardly be blamed for trying to give as much kindle as possible to lighten a fire of discourse.

>> No.11965580

>broke ink sack
Now you only get a B on your dissection.

>> No.11965625

>south African
I think I've spotted your problem.

>> No.11965630

>tfw I used to spend time manually adjusting palettes, removing frames and painting over backgrounds to fit long scenes into the filesize limit
Just doesn't feel the same throwing stuff into ffmpeg.

>> No.11965633

humboldt squid i guess

can't imagine it being nicer than smaller squid

>> No.11965646


why do brazilians make even their cooking videos look like liveleak snuff drug cartel murder videos

>> No.11965985

so thats how he gets out without breaking all the eggs

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>> No.11966715
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Tuna Head.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11966820

I never watched others than the first two. What a journey.

>> No.11967144