/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11954733]

Here's the tap water you ordered, cheapsk-... I mean, sir.

[Anonymous No.11954746]

>>11954733
That's not a gin and tonic you fucking mong.

[Anonymous No.11954747]

Dude, i waited tables for 3 years. No one cares if you order water.

Maybe if you went outside once in a while you could see not everyone is against you.

[Anonymous No.11954764]

Soda is for children and if I wanted powdered tea/lemonade the wal-mart is right down the road.

[Anonymous No.11954777]

>>11954733

Maybe if I ONLY ordered water but there will be a meal coming to the bill, so cares about the drink.

[Anonymous No.11954778]

>>11954764
t.tween

[Anonymous No.11954812]

>>11954747
but water costs $0 so that means I get even less free money from the tips I don't deserve.

[Anonymous No.11954871]

>pic related
>implying I give a shit what my slav.... server thinks of me

[Anonymous No.11954957]

>>11954733
I said no ice AND with lemon. FUCK WAITERS

[Anonymous No.11955123]

>>11954733
I specifically asked for two slices of lemon and and a handful of sugar packets so I could make lemonade at the table.

[Anonymous No.11955137]

>>11955123
Do Americans actually do this?

[Anonymous No.11955139]

>>11955137
No, only brits are that uptight.

[Anonymous No.11955141]

>>11954733
That's not my Arnold Palmer. You better get the ratio right too, you peasant.

[Anonymous No.11955145]

>>11955123
Oi vey goy, you can't do that! You have to order our lemonade!

[Anonymous No.11955146]

>>11955137
>Do Americans actually do this?

[Anonymous No.11955189]

>>11955145
Buy your lemonade? It's like another shoa!

[Anonymous No.11955259]

>>11955189
Buy something? That sounds like a communist plot to steal our precious bodily fluids.
Just make sure they don't see the big board.

[Anonymous No.11955381]

>>11954733
thank you, now do that dance with your co workers you dumb wage slave