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11953649 No.11953649 [Reply] [Original]

What is big cauli not telling us?

>> No.11953651

Someone redpill me on the cauliflower steak meme

>> No.11953654
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>>11953649
>not eating consumable fractals

>> No.11953710

>>11953651
It looks like stek

>> No.11953712

>>11953651
i cooked that for my girlfriend's mom for thanksgiving. she's a vegan or vegetarian or whatever and i don't eat stuff like that, but she said it was really good. she was probably trying to make me feel good though, so i don't know if it really was good or not. it smelled nice though

>> No.11953717
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>>11953649
They're in a war with broccoli and broccoli is winning.

>> No.11953721

>>11953649
>Rice my own Cauliflower Ear
>Wet and mild after cooking it
>Buy the Whole Food stuff
>Expensive
>Tastes better and holds rice like shape.

>> No.11953731

>>11953712
Why wouldn't you eat it if you cooked it yourself? Just because you cooked something you could add something yourself like a nice pork chop, or were you just trying to avoid conflict?

>> No.11954421

>>11953649
Its deceptively "inexpensive" in the market. It seems affordable at like 99 cents a pound, so you take one and realize at checkout the motherfucker weights like five pounds and ends up being five bucks, more than cost of any other item in your cart.
Fuck that noise. Dense as fuck and its all water.

>> No.11954459

>>11953649
that it's just dense yellow insulating foam

>> No.11954466
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>>11953717
>implying

>> No.11954476

>>11954421
Maybe they inject the stupid caulis with water to bring up the weight.

>> No.11954484

>>11953649
Cauli puree with milk, butter and cream is fucking great, works with so many dishes.

>> No.11954501
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11954501

just replying because I like the 'flower" and your post is amazingly stupid.

>> No.11954508

>>11953651
You can get big dense slabs of matterial, this vegans call them steaks because they are unable to come up with things on their own

>> No.11954532

>>11953649
FUCK COLORED CAULIFLOWER
WHITE IS RIGHT
Broccoli is worse, though. Broccoli is nigger cauliflower. Romanesco is honorary cauliflower, like the Japanese were honorary Aryans.

>> No.11954583

>>11954532

So should broccoli be put into camps?

>> No.11954629

>>11954421
I agree cauliflower is way to expensive for what it is even at the Mexican grocery store I go to where everything is insanely cheap. The best bargain I've found is frozen cauliflower which works fine.

>> No.11954651

>>11954421
>99 cents
Ha! It's $3.00 where I am.

>> No.11955282

>>11953731
i don't like vegetables. they make me vomit and i have no idea why.

t. american

>> No.11955302

>>11955282
False flag

>> No.11955314

>>11955282
yeah for some reason anything grown in israel makes my tummy hurt.

>> No.11955593
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Roast em at 450 for 25 minutes with some salt, pepper, garlic, and chili.

>> No.11955841

>>11955593
based

>> No.11955895

>>11953649
Love these, Steamed or roasted is fine.
>>11953712
My mom is vegan and I made vegan cauliflower macaroni and "cheese." It was alright and she liked it.

>> No.11956928

>>11954501
It got you to reply though.
So now who is stupid?
The OP or the replyier who claims that everything is stupid?

>> No.11956937

>>11955895
As long as your mom liked it then it's OK. Mom's don't last forever and you only get one, make them happy while you can.

>> No.11956939

>>11955593
always too dry

>> No.11957208

>>11953654
Those things have fuck all flavour
Normal broc > that nubby stubbly ended pretty meme

>> No.11957228
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>>11956928

it was a joke, you fool
I like any post about the 'flower
I'm gay btw

>> No.11957285

>>11957228
Did you mean trampoline or tamponoline?

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>cut florets carefully
>slice big ones in half so there is a flat side
>wash in a colander
>salt
>toss in large bowl with ras al hanout or whatever spices you want
>toss with olive oil so each floret is wet
>roast on highest heat until they blacken a little
>mix with yogourt, minced garlic, lemon juice, lemon zest, chopped herbs and salt and pepper to taste

>> No.11958669

Wife made a cauliflower gratin to go with the ribs I made last night
>Stalks boil, florets go in a steamer basket over boiling stalks
>Blend stalks with loads of grated parmesan and some whole milk
>dump florets in 9x13" pan and douse with the creamy cauliflower cheese sauce
>Cover with toasted panko
>Bake at 400 until bubbling and more set
Delicious.