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[Anonymous No.11950551]

oi ya kunts gettin dickered with me patti gon cook it up in here ya heard son:^)

this thread is for anyone to post a cook-along, bake-along, lime-along, drink-along, bitch-along, snack-along, sing-along, pickle-along or OC food/drink pics, post your meals or what ever if you don't want to make or use another thread

last thread >>11919004

https://youtu.be/ud6tWL8lCV8

[Anonymous No.11950553]

>>11950551
Fist for Patti the sweet kot of \ck\!

[Anonymous No.11950559]

>>11950553
*first

[Anonymous No.11950560]

>>11950553
:)

first thing i need to do is make an jumbo 'rita

[Anonymous No.11950569]

>>11950551
Your fruit and veg both look very nice.
Do you shop at a local market?

[Anonymous No.11950572]

>>11950551
Show a pic of you feeding your cat a slice of lime

[Anonymous No.11950576]

First for toxoplasmosis and a herd of rescued cats 100 strong

[Anonymous No.11950589]

>>11950576
Frog
Post
Best
Post

[OP No.11950604]

bretty gud

>>11950569
i just go to random places HEB, fiesta mexican marts and where evers convenient

>>11950572
she would not entertain that idea even slightly

gonna sip and do dishes will get on some food eventually

[Anonymous No.11950636]

>>11950551
Think I'm gonna make pasta in a cream sauce with chorizo and spinach tomorrow. Maybe.
Unless I can think of something better to do with the raw chorizo links.

[Anonymous No.11950652]

>>11950636
Post links for posterity

[OP No.11950663]

>>11950636
if its mexican chorizo i only use it for breakfast tacos with eggs or mix it with ground beef and make some bastardized sloppy jose/mexican eggslut sandwich type shtuff, never had spanish chorizo if thats what u mean

https://youtu.be/cTKrH3NaSo8

[Anonymous No.11950740]

>>11950652
Lol ok.
>inb4 organic
I got them on sale. Plus they're huge.
I don't know the seasonings but they are very savory and slightly spicy.

[OP No.11951011]

https://youtu.be/kS4dOS7vWLo

so these chickenbreasts are sliced thin and so imma do what i gotta do

[OP No.11951064]

tendies

https://youtu.be/_Ka01Y_pYgM

[Anonymous No.11951074]

>>11951064
And now the booze goes into the batter

[Anonymous No.11951081]

>>11951064
Is this you fulfilling yet another request for fried chickchick?
I'll be watching your breading seasoning with baited breath.

[Anonymous No.11951102]

>>11951081
wew lad

fuck off if you don't like it

[Anonymous No.11951108]

what do you do for a living, anon-with-cat-kun?

[Anonymous No.11951175]

OP makes me actually want to start posting my own cooking on this board. Every time I come to this board I regret it

[Anonymous No.11951201]

>>11950551
It is very unhygienic to allow the cat on the kitchen counter

[Anonymous No.11951212]

>>11951201
It's also unhygienic not to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom, but that doesn't stop me. Fuck it. Not OP, but the hygienic option isn't always necessary. Just do what feels good.

[OP No.11951234]

>>11951074
no the booze goes into me

>>11951081
pls no bully

>>11951108
i am in the advertising business, mostly food related ;^}

>>11951201
immunlets need not apply

>>11951175
m8 post yer stuff, whether its here or another thread or you make your own thread we need u

so marinadin this for a hot minute, doin a bit of vidya and trying to give it some time but im hongry

[Anonymous No.11951243]

there's no cook along on this but tossed together a nice little sammich with some leftover braised short ribs, arugula and extra sharp cheddar
very tasty

[Anonymous No.11951247]

Oh look, it's the eternal anti-OC reddit cat blog.

[Anonymous No.11951255]

>>11951243
Holy shit, how did you make restaurant food at home?

[Anonymous No.11951262]

>>11951255
how do ya mean, anon?
its super simple stuff

[Anonymous No.11951267]

>>11951255
I just got home from a 10 hour shift cooking at a real restaurant and would be up all night if I tried searching for an image to express the cringe I feel towards this post.

[Anonymous No.11951302]

>>11950551
At least op didn't get scurvy but then kute kot ate him so he's not posting anymore.

[Anonymous No.11951303]

>>11950551
Based PATTI.
God she is a gorgeous kitty.

[Anonymous No.11951304]

>>11951267
Maybe your mommie will hold your hand and sing you lullabies?

[Anonymous No.11951511]

>>11951304
you want more vacation break, lad ;) ?

[Anonymous No.11951520]

>>11951255
What does this even mean

[Anonymous No.11951654]

>>11950551

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used an avatar when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your avatar when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a avatar when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

[Anonymous No.11951779]

>>11951243
Wow that looks very good anon. Did you pair it with some hearty soup or beer?

[Anonymous No.11951879]

Anyone have any tips for yogurt marinating?

[firefighter69 No.11951887]

>>11951654
please fill in the name field next time newbie. anonymus people WILL BE IGNORED

[Anonymous No.11951893]

>>11950551

[Anonymous No.11952325]

>>11951893

[Anonymous No.11952632]

Is cat guy going to actually cook anything?

[Anonymous No.11952670]

>>11952632
Probably...the cat

[Anonymous No.11953794]

>>11951234
>for a hot minute
post your boyfriend, faggles

[Anonymous No.11953809]

While I appreciate these actual cooking threads, I will always find the cat on kitchen surfaces absolutely abhorrent.

[Anonymous No.11953989]

>>11950572
A group of cats is actually called a clowder.

[Anonymous No.11953992]

>>11953989
Whoops, replied to the wrong guy.
>>11950576

[Anonymous No.11954005]

I FUCKING LOVE PATTI!!

[Anonymous No.11954012]

>>11950551
you done fucked up with that cheese though. If you're already going to buy "fresh" mozzarella, buy FRESH mozzarella. It's not that more expensive.

[Anonymous No.11954013]

It doesn't look good, but I made a hot sausage, spinach and goat cheese omelette this morning. I will have to work on it some more.

>>11951064
>>11951234
I just made fried chicken a few days ago and you're already making me want it again. I soaked mine in hot sauce for a few hours, but I couldn't really taste it after frying. Thinking of dicing a few 'neros and marinading with that. Chicken tenders are good, but thighs are just so flavorful, it's hard to choose which to do.

[Anonymous No.11954024]

>>11954005
>>>r/McDonald's
That might be a bit more your speed.

[Anonymous No.11954121]

>>11951234
>immunlets need not apply
is this the new catfag cope?
>i literally eat shit look how big and stronk i am xd
really gross

[Anonymous No.11954152]

>>11954024
op should also join up on r/cooking


imagine all the upvotes he could gather with his based toxofilth

[OP No.11954241]

>>11952632
lol sorry i fell asleep while i was letting it marinate finishing now

>>11954012
it was best walmart had i have to shop at night usually, where can i get fresher than that? its just for pizza and stuff anyways

>>11954013
looks dank af m8, one thing the super hot meme sauces are good for in marinading chicken, when i go to firehouse subs i get a bunch of to go cups of dumb sauces for stuff like this, havent been in a while tho

>>11954121
S E E T H I N G

[Anonymous No.11954242]

>>11954121
Based Reddit comic poster

>>11954152
Based shitbull poster

[OP No.11954257]

ran into the homie big tony, thought this cunt froze or something

[Anonymous No.11954315]

>>11954241
Never thought to ask for to-go cups of hot sauce, I didn't think Firehouse did that. That's a good idea if they'll do it for free. I think they have like 40 different hot sauces there, I only go occasionally, but there is one nearby. They had this Pub Steak n Cheese sub for awhile and it reminded me exactly of an Arby's Beef n Cheddar with fried onions on top. I normally just get an Italian sub and some Jalapeno chips, but the Club on a Sub is good too.

[Anonymous No.11954357]

>>11954121
>is this the new catfag cope?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.11954366]

>reddit op

check

>gaggle of upvoting reddit drones

check

[Anonymous No.11954452]

>>11954366
based retard

[Anonymous No.11954623]

fuck these threads

[OP No.11954633]

>>11954315
they usually have little cups next to the hot sauce display, just dont abuse it too much get like 3-5 they dont really care, i wish there was one closer to me desu

[Anonymous No.11954716]

>>11954452
based cat shitlicking redditor

[Anonymous No.11954742]

I made a spicy beef and sausage lasagna earlier today. I didn't spring for top shelf ingredients but it came out tasty nonetheless.

[Dr. Princess (Frost) No.11954776]

>>11951654

Hi there :3

[Anonymous No.11954802]

>>11954366
wow, you seem to know a lot about reddit

[Anonymous No.11954850]

>>11954742
>tasty
girls aren't allowed on 4chan(nel)

[OP No.11954894]

>>11954742
that looks hearty, i been planning to attempt forever but im scared

[Anonymous No.11954901]

>>11954802
t. panicking redditor

[OP No.11954941]

a nice snack

https://youtu.be/qDo_TWt3G5g

[Anonymous No.11954962]

>>11954850
My bad bro. I meant to say "it tasted lovely".

>>11954894
It's a pretty idiot proof dish desu. The only real "work" is making your own sauce if you opt to go that route, which you should imo. Jarred sauces tend to be way too sweet.

[Anonymous No.11954991]

>>11954941
Your taste in music is always shit

[Anonymous No.11954998]

>>11950740
>organic pork Charizard

[Anonymous No.11955025]

>>11954257
Aw shit, half-stache is still doing good.

[Anonymous No.11955202]

>>11952325
lmao

[Anonymous No.11955252]

>>11954366
>stop cooking on the cooking board

[Anonymous No.11955368]

>>11954742
Noice. I was going to make some baked ziti tonight, but I got lazy and just had a sweet potato and some chocolate.

[Anonymous No.11955422]

>>11955368
I ate a snack bag of pretzels and a banana in a similar fashion, did some pre spring tidying today

[Anonymous No.11955440]

>>11955252
nowhere in my post was that even implied, catfucking retard.

[Anonymous No.11955699]

>>11951779
no soup, was just a quick late dinner
had a nice russian imperial with it though

[Anonymous No.11955800]

>>11955440
have you tried contributing positively? that usually works

[Dr. Princess (Frost) No.11955941]

>>11955440

I'm going to keep these threads bumped just for you, sugar.

[Anonymous No.11957135]

>>11955422
My god, have we found it? A weapon to surpass Patti.

[Anonymous No.11957325]

>>11951064

Your batter doesnt look that flavorful. I made tendies today with cayanne and paprika but it was mild AF and had little flavor so I'm going to dump tons of salt and a solid amount of pepper and more cayanne.

[Anonymous No.11957430]

>>11957135
haha yeah my fellow cat lover he's so cute!
I FUCKING LOVE CATS!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.11957455]

TAKE A SELFIE WITH ME PATTI! *applies sepia filter*

[Anonymous No.11957459]

>>11957430
I don't care about the cat, but I do fucking love cooking. And this is the only cooking thread that doesn't drop off page 10 after a few hours.
Go bitch in a McDonald's thread instead, faggot.

No pic because I'm just having coleslaw today to clear out the fridge. I should have something tomorrow, though. Maybe stuffed peppers.

[Anonymous No.11957781]

>>11957455
>>11957430
>>11954366
>>11954005
>not allowed to like cats
>not allowed to like dgos
>not allowed to have a cooking thread without us crying about it
>all of these things are soy
>all of these things are reddit
>I wish there were more McDonald's threads
You faggots ruin everything.

[Anonymous No.11958301]

fuck these threads

[Anonymous No.11958325]

Made some lamb kofta things that I didn't bother to take a picture of, because they just look like turds, but the puff on these flatbreads was pleasing. It's usually kinda hit and miss so it's extremely satisfying when they really balloon up properly.

[Anonymous No.11958423]

>>11958301
Why?

[OP No.11958444]

going to make a basic pizza dough

[OP No.11958826]

[Anonymous No.11958835]

Accidentally ate all the chipotle cream shrimp so I am just gonna post this one again because it was so glorious (both then and now). Highly recommend, I will probably make it again in a week or so.

[Anonymous No.11958851]

time for some more bannock

[Anonymous No.11958869]

Tried my hand at making tonkatsu yesterday. Turned out pretty good I think, was very delicious.

[Anonymous No.11958898]

>>11958835
That's a hell of a lot of sauce but it looks good.

[Anonymous No.11958902]

>>11958898
It sure is. I mixed it up with the rice after the picture, it's delicious.

[OP No.11959057]

>>11958835
looks nice you got a recipe for the sauce?

>>11958869
dank, looks juicy :)

[Anonymous No.11959097]

>>11958851
all done... yum yum

[Anonymous No.11959109]

>>11959057
Sure. Fry 1 lb of shrimp, remove it to a plate when it's done. Add some minced garlic to the pan, two or three cloves, just for like 30 seconds. Then add a cup of cream (more if you want more sauce) and 1-2 tbsp of adobo sauce from canned chipotles and lower the heat. You could also dice up some chipotles and add it if you want to make it spicier. Add some salt and pepper. It only has to cook for 3-4 minutes to thicken up. After it is thick enough, add some chopped cilantro (I used a small amount like 2 tbsp) and it's ready to serve. The rice is good with it, has some cumin and tomato.

[Anonymous No.11959185]

Got some chicken parmesan with a side of garlic bread going tonight boys.

[Anonymous No.11959191]

>>11957781
lol you retards ALWAYS act like it's either fast food threads or this reddit general garbage, no in between. enjoy your brain parasites.

[Anonymous No.11959197]

>>11959185
Also broccoli

[Anonymous No.11959207]

>>11959197

[Anonymous No.11959232]

>>11959207
fuck that looks good

[OP No.11959243]

the shills have bamboozled me yet again

[Anonymous No.11959259]

>>11959207

[Anonymous No.11959265]

>>11959259

[Anonymous No.11959278]

>>11959265

[Anonymous No.11959289]

>>11959278
Put some melty cheese on your weenis

[Anonymous No.11959292]

>>11959207
That's possibly the cleanest gas range I've ever seen on /ck/.

[Anonymous No.11959297]

>>11959278

[Anonymous No.11959433]

>>11959292
Thank you. I keep my kitchen spotless with a thorough clean after every meal I cook and a deep clean every weekend where everything comes off the counters.

[Anonymous No.11959464]

>>11959297
Btw this cost $5 to make.

[Anonymous No.11959466]

>>11959433
fuck off

[Anonymous No.11959476]

>>11959191
>actual cooking is reddit garbage
I hope that the internet made you retarded, and that you weren't born this way.

[Anonymous No.11959485]

Hey guys i made some deep fried chicken livers with some dipping sauce i made with mayo mixed in nando's peri-peri sauce and let me tell you HOLY FUCK it was soooo good lads. I recommend giving it a go and it's so cheap to make as well.

Also soaked the livers in milk before breading/frying it to get all that acidic stuff out which sorta helped get the breading to stick to it, didn't bother to soak it in a milk/bread mixture like i usually would. Plus patti can eat my leftover liver trimmin' anytime.

[Anonymous No.11959486]

>>11959466

[Anonymous No.11959487]

>>11959466
based retard

[Anonymous No.11959489]

>>11959485
burnt

[Anonymous No.11959494]

>>11959489
Gunna have to agree with this one.

[Anonymous No.11959505]

>>11959466
Someone is mad that there’s a few people on this board who can actually cook and lead productive lives while he fills up another piss jug and eats little ceasers pizza.

[Anonymous No.11959516]

>>11950740
I put it off for a day but finally made my pasta. It looks like shit but tastes so good.

[Anonymous No.11959539]

>>11959516
Why don’t you work on presentation? A plate of slop might taste good buy I won’t want to eat it if it doesn’t look appetizing.

[Anonymous No.11959560]

>>11959539
Are you eating straight from your cooking pot, anon? You might have a problem.

[Anonymous No.11959562]

>>11959516
What are the round things anon?

[Anonymous No.11959571]

>go to OPs house for dinner
>he has spent hours prepping and cooking
>walk in it smells like heaven
>have a few beers waiting on dinner to finish up
>walk in kitchen to grab another beer
>see OP cooking like casting a magic spell
>see cat chilling on counter
>well OP shit I didn't realize it was so late man
>gotta go bro

I fucking hate cat people, nasty motherfuckers.

[Anonymous No.11959574]

>>11959433
Wow, that's kinda intense. My family runs an actual restaurant and the deep clean is only fortnightly. Lest you think that means it's filthy, last inspection the guy didn't believe the decade old range had even been used.

[Anonymous No.11959586]

>>11959574
My kitchen is small so it doesn't take long to do that kind of cleaning. 15 minutes if i have a hustle on.

[Anonymous No.11959616]

>>11959586
Still, I salute the commitment, especially with all those white surfaces.

[Anonymous No.11959635]

>>11959571
Lol, >>11959586 here. My cat isn’t allowed on the counter.

>>11959616
Honestly all the white just makes it easier to spot anything that needs cleaning

[Anonymous No.11959666]

>>11959197
>red wings

mah nigga

[Anonymous No.11959696]

>>11959197
why doesnt your table and knives and shit not have crumbs and dried drippings, etc. on it? it's like out of some TV show it's too sterile

[Anonymous No.11959727]

>>11959696
Clean as you cook my friend.

[Anonymous No.11959745]

>>11959571
have you been to a cat person's house?
i can assure you, they don't smell like heaven

[Anonymous No.11959771]

>>11959745
As a cat owner i can tell you that you need to have wood floors. Carpet traps dander and therefore smell. If your place is carpeted you need to use a carpet cleaner on a regular basis. My house has wood floors and there is zero cat smell, only the smell of food cooking.

[Anonymous No.11959780]

>>11959771
You got used to the smell. And smell it does.

[Anonymous No.11959794]

>>11959780
Come over and see for yourself tomorrow. Ill be cooking pork chops with a side of rice and peas.

[Anonymous No.11959885]

>>11959794
No thanks, I don't like the smell of cat odor.

[Anonymous No.11960085]

I love this thread but only because it drives some people insane.

[Anonymous No.11960119]

>>11959476
>literally incapable of reposting the strawman i just mentioned

enjoy your brain parasites, reddit.

[Anonymous No.11960165]

>>11960085
>everything is going to shit but it's okay because it's funny to watch how some people are concerned about everything going to shit
That's literally why people like Trump.

[Anonymous No.11960168]

I made aioli and then garlic bread.

[Anonymous No.11960173]

>>11960165
I mean a cooking thread isn’t everything going to shit but alright.

[Anonymous No.11960175]

>>11960168
I can't believe I ate both pieces of bread, but it was just that good. I spread aioli on both pieces, minced a couple cloves of garlic and put that on top of the aioli, then covered it in parmigiano reggiano. Had to have something to finish with my spaghetti and meatballs.

[Anonymous No.11960180]

Steak I made today, steak was quite thin but still nice and pink inside.

[Anonymous No.11960184]

>>11960173
>trump is a stable genius who doesn't lie, is a master deal maker, is upholding all of his campaign promises, draining the swamp of big money and wall street corruption, fighting for the little guy, making america great again...
Yeah, see how that works?

[Anonymous No.11960186]

>>11960184
I don’t really care about trump to be honest.

[Anonymous No.11960191]

>>11960186
It's an analogy.

[Anonymous No.11960196]

>>11960191
Okay.

[Anonymous No.11960275]

>>11960175
porgot fic

[Anonymous No.11960296]

>>11960186
>>11960196
Stop feeding the troll

[Anonymous No.11960317]

>>11960296
No.

[Anonymous No.11960357]

>>11959097
i need to make some bannock soon, it has been since probably last year. thanks for the enlightenment lad.

[Anonymous No.11960364]

>>11960296
>>11960317
>r/4channel

[Anonymous No.11960383]

>>11960364
obsessed

[Anonymous No.11961091]

>>11960275
This looks really good desu.

[Anonymous No.11961117]

>>11960275
Why are you all surprised when people find these threads annoying and call them reddit when you all talk like literal retards?

[Anonymous No.11961188]

>>11961117
maybe because reddit tier idiots like you enter threads they don't like just to cry like manchildren
Protip: just because you migrated here from Reddit in 2016 doesn't put you in a position to start calling other people Reddit

[Anonymous No.11961193]

>>11961188
>just because you migrated here from Reddit in 2016
The ironing.

[Anonymous No.11961240]

>>11961193
You spelled irony wrong you fucking autist. Not that guy BTW.

[Anonymous No.11961251]

>>11954716
>>11954901
>>11955440
>>11957430
>>11954005
SEETHING DOG FUCKER

[Anonymous No.11961421]

>>11960357
my pleasure , enjoy

[Anonymous No.11961570]

>>11960119
You literally called this thread, which is actually cooking (not counting the constant bitching from fags like you), reddit garbage. How else is what you said meant to be interpreted?

[Anonymous No.11962114]

Made this mix of things. Bunch of veggies and falafel combined in a wok. Not even a vegetarian (or arab). It's probably healthy and shit.

[Anonymous No.11962136]

fuck these threads

[Anonymous No.11962182]

>>11962114
Is this just what you had laying around and had to use or did you deliberately set out to make this? Did you have a flavor profile you were looking for or anything?

[Anonymous No.11962715]

fuck these threads

[Anonymous No.11962753]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles, * ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

https://youtu.be/iptUNUFdyas lol

[Anonymous No.11962799]

>>11962753
I can't wait until you fall of the wagon and finish off your liver from alcohol poisoning.

[Anonymous No.11962833]

Used the left over french bread from my chicken parm as well as the sauce and mozzarella to make some french bread pizza for lunch.

[Anonymous No.11962839]

>>11962833

[Anonymous No.11962859]

>>11962839
That's sadder than when Patti caught feline AIDS from OPs pozz party potluck

[Anonymous No.11962873]

>>11962859
Thanks, I appreciate your comment and i hope you have a great day.

[Anonymous No.11962957]

Everytime this soyboy makes a thread I kill a cat

[Anonymous No.11963046]

>>11962957
sure you do, reddit

[Anonymous No.11963307]

>>11961570
It's general tier garbage featuring an OP that types like a total moron on purpose and his gang of cocksuckers who worship his cat.

[OP No.11963336]

tried proofing the dough for a day i really dont know if it matters

[Anonymous No.11963340]

>>11963307
And you’re a sad man who spends his time shit posting online to feel better about himself. I feel bad for you but at least you’re keeping this thread alive until I start posting dinner tonight. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.11963361]

>>11960165
Are you lost?
Maybe you should go back to your echochamber

[Anonymous No.11963368]

Can you people stop feeding the troll jesus christ your just wasting post count to give the dumb faggot what he wants.

[Anonymous No.11963372]

>>11963340
You're the one shitposting. I accept your surrender :)

[Anonymous No.11963374]

god i'm so hungry

[Anonymous No.11963377]

>>11963361
I know you kids get easily confused when you're in low quality generals like this, but you're actually on /ck/ right now, not /pol/.

[Anonymous No.11963379]

>>11963368
Unfortunately there are still ppl take shit posters seriously. And think proving them wrong means they will stop the behavior.

[Anonymous No.11963387]

>>11963336
It totally does, but it depends on the pizza. For skillet pizza, I initially let my dough rise for a day in the fridge, then split it and form balls of dough, then let it proof in the fridge for another day. Or if you want it ready in one day, skip the fridge and just let it rise in a warmish room. The extra fermentation gives it a good flavor though. Is it worth it? It depends on your dough. I'm no dough expert so I can't tell you which dough recipe benefits the most from extra proofing, but I do feel like skillet pizza is best after the initial dough rise and up to an extra day proofing in the fridge. Pizza cooked on a stone at super hot temps, the dough can rise up to 5 days and still be good. Just depends if you like the flavor of the extra fermentation, pretty easy to do and very little room for fuck-ups. You should give it a try and see if you notice any differences. Maybe even make smaller dough portions so you don't have to make as much in the end.
>best pizza I ever made
>two days in the fridge
>didn't even get a good picture of it

[OP No.11963425]

>>11963387
well see ive already committed but i do like the flexibility that fridge proofing gives

got red pepper flakes in my eye thats new

[Anonymous No.11963437]

>>11963425
Looks dank af already man, I might have to get me some of those big pepperonis and pizza it up soon. You ever make garlic fingers any more?

[Anonymous No.11963477]

>>11950551
I pray to God every day that somebody violently murderers you after killing your cat

[Anonymous No.11963526]

>>11963379
I just immediatly hide any troll posts. All the major trolling is from that one alcoholic guy anyway. He’s pretty easy to spot.

[Anonymous No.11963558]

>>11963526
you mean OP?

[Anonymous No.11963560]

>>11963526
Op is the one who samefags and selfbumps all the time is painfully easy to tell

[Anonymous No.11963565]

>>11963477
Not sure what the hell your problem is. Is it that this guy posts food and cooking instead of garbage and troll?

Posting a random image of a jar of paprika is more important to the board than you. Other than drawing attention to the fact that you need to be banned.

[Anonymous No.11963635]

>>11963560
this. his asslicking followers post a lot like him.

[Anonymous No.11963648]

Lets start dinner. Dry rub pork chops with basmati rice and peas. Nothing fancy, each serving costs $3. Going to start by boiling my water for the rice while i prep the pork and allow it to come to room temp.

[Anonymous No.11963657]

>>11963648
how thick are them chops

[Anonymous No.11963664]

>>11963526
I thought we were all alcoholic cat ladies in this thread. Am I in the wrong one?

[Anonymous No.11963672]

>>11963648
Smells amazing already

[Anonymous No.11963675]

>>11963361
>/pol/ drone telling someone to go back to an echo chamber

Holy shit. This is easily the most ironic post on the board right now.

[Anonymous No.11963684]

>>11963657
About 1.25 inches

[Anonymous No.11963697]

>>11963672
whats in the rub

[Anonymous No.11963700]

fuck these threads

[Anonymous No.11963707]

>>11963664
>Cat ladies
Is that a jeuphemism for dudes who fuck cats

[Anonymous No.11963715]

>>11963700
mook/moot literally gave you the tools to hide these threads forever. here you are, too stupid to figure out how to use them and complaining about what is essentially your own failing. nigger

[Anonymous No.11963718]

>>11963697
Been using this stuff for a few years. Has a nice bite to it with some good acidity. Not the most glamorous rub in the world but like i said, this is a $3 dinner.

[Anonymous No.11963728]

>>11963715
he doesn't know who moot is

[Anonymous No.11963736]

>>11963672
Chops in

[Anonymous No.11963745]

>>11963728
It's 'the point is moot' newfag

[Anonymous No.11963752]

>>11963715
>>11963745
I thought snax implemented hide before getting wtfbanned for the last time.

[Anonymous No.11963757]

>>11963736

[Anonymous No.11963781]

>>11963635

[Anonymous No.11963788]

>>11963757
Decided to finish them in the oven. Wrapped in foil and added butter to maintain moisture.

[Anonymous No.11963824]

>>11963788
Out of the oven

[Anonymous No.11963841]

>>11963824
Plated

[Anonymous No.11963845]

>>11963788
enjoy your alzheimers retard

[Anonymous No.11963961]

>>11963841
How'd they turn out? I find chops pretty hard to get tender, the window between overdone and pink enough to freak people out is so small.

[OP No.11964003]

[Anonymous No.11964008]

>>11963961
I'm not to scared of pink personally and i fucking hate dry pork. They were medium rare. If i was cooking for other people i might have left them in the oven for an extra five minutes. The pork chop was juicy and tender as it gets. I was very happy with how they turned out. I should have taken a picture after i cut into it but i was too busy stuffing my face. I cleaned that plate in five minutes. This is one plate of leftovers I'm seriously looking forward to.

[Anonymous No.11964015]

>>11964003
Looks pretty good. How did the dough turn out?

[Anonymous No.11964052]

>>11964003
Looks awesome man. Peps got a bit of color, onions are soft. How'd the dough turn out?

[OP No.11964062]

[Anonymous No.11964073]

>>11963961
brine them dude

[Anonymous No.11964115]

>>11964073
I think he’s having a problem with them losing tenderness because of being over cooked. Pork is one meat where a meat thermometer isn’t a bad idea if you aren’t really familiar with it. I like my pork cooked to 145f.

[Anonymous No.11964119]

>>11964062
Pizza looks great but those wings need some sauce my dude.

[Anonymous No.11964257]

>>11961117
Lighten up bud. No need to clog up the thread with your bitching.

[Anonymous No.11964515]

Cauliflower op from yesterday.
Here with an adobo tofu burrito bowl. With quinoa & black beans.
Real nice

[Anonymous No.11964525]

>>11964515
Thank god it looks better than yesterday’s disaster.

What the hell is up with all these terrible plates though? If your plate isn’t white you are fucking up.

[Anonymous No.11964659]

>>11964525
My dad has an odd love for non-white plates. No clue why. So not a bunch of white bowls in the home.

[Anonymous No.11964670]

>>11950551
>cat on the counter
REEEEEE! I like Patti and cats, but this always triggers me.

[Anonymous No.11964695]

>>11951081
>baited breath
Truly an idiot savant.

[OP No.11965141]

https://youtu.be/BqnG_Ei35JE

>>11959109
sounds good, every time i make a cream sauce i have to go full fatty and add cheese i should try it without

>>11959097
are these like biscuts they look good

>>11959297
would rek/10

>>11959485
id try it never had any kind of livers, I really want to try some japanese style chicken heart skewers now that a got another grill

>>11959516
yall making me need some pasta desu

>>11959571
>getting invited to OPs house
wew lad

>>11959586
jelly

>>11959635
:3

>>11960180
looks cozy whats the white stuff m8

>>11960275
hot damn m80

>>11962114
falafel is like the only vegitarian type thing i really like i really need to mess with some

>>11962839
man aint had a french bred pizza in like over 20 years wew

>>11963437
i like those 'ronis better they are thinner i got them cut at the deli and you can cut and bite them without pulling the whole thing off, i love garlic fingers but i cant overdue it on dairy i gotta pic my battles lol

>>11963718
wow i got a thing of that and the applewood one a friend gave me, always forget to use it tho

>>11963841
looks good

>>11964015
>>11964052
thanks was decent and i got leftovers, the dough came out good but im also not super picky as long as it aint like hard tack stuff

>>11964119
thx i actually did lightly toss them in some franks and i toss them in a bit of seaoning salt and garlic powder before i sauce em

>>11964515
thats a nice lookin avocado mine always look like ass

[Anonymous No.11965158]

>>11964695
it's "idiot servant"

[Anonymous No.11965610]

>>11965158
But he didn't post a picture of Avenger.

[Anonymous No.11965795]

This is a cooking board not a catalog. Also it's against the rules to avatar. You're a fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.11965798]

>>11965795
Posting your ingredients and counter top on /ck/ is not and has never been avatarfagging, retard.
Maybe you can afford to used a new kitchen every time you make something, but it's not to be expected.

[Anonymous No.11965804]

Cooking board not a catblog

[Anonymous No.11965807]

>>11965804
And yet here you are bitching in one of the few threads with cooking in them. No wonder all the actual cooks are leaving this shithole.

[Anonymous No.11965814]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

[Anonymous No.11965835]

Imagine being this salty lmao.

[Anonymous No.11965858]

Le cat xDddddddfcsvssbsnsksksks

[Anonymous No.11965902]

>>11950551
Nigger tounge my anus

[Anonymous No.11966266]

>>11965141
biscuits bannock probably close to the same thing. these are whole wheat

[Anonymous No.11967447]

fuck these threads

[OP No.11967452]

got some tacos

[Anonymous No.11967532]

>>11965835
man am i glad that this shitty dog is dead

t. cat owner

[Anonymous No.11967571]

>>11967452
Fatass

[Dr. Princess (Frost) No.11968201]

>>11958301

Bump :3

RENT FREE NIGGA

Time for breakfast, based kitty cat lovers!

[Anonymous No.11968203]

>>11967447
fuck off

[Anonymous No.11968231]

>>11963841
Fuck that looks good.

[Anonymous No.11968238]

>>11968201
looks like a cat puked in it

[Anonymous No.11968244]

I LOVE catblog tendies threads! keep typing like an absolute retard on purpose for attention OP, you're the best!

[Anonymous No.11968270]

>>11968201
Is that egg-on-rice thing actually good? I hear the egg has to be really really fresh.

[Dr. Princess (Frost) No.11968455]

>>11968270

Tamago kake gohan, and yeah, it's breddy gud. I haven't observed any defect in the finished product using common supermarket eggs.

Try sprinkling a little hon dashi onto the egg prior to the whip-and-mix step.

At left, Flecktarn in repose. She is the sister of Splinter, whom you've seen guarding the Corvus, and Tigerstripe, who I do not believe has been featured here thus far.

[Anonymous No.11968596]

>>11968455
>that pic
this cat shitter got a boner when his cat laid on his dick OOOOOOOHHHOHOHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.11968609]

>>11968244
Maybe you could contribute to the thread by cooking something rather than finding arbitrary reasons to be outraged.

[Dr. Princess (Frost) No.11968865]

>>11968596

Bump :3

[Anonymous No.11969159]

>>11968609
>arbitrary

lol.

[Anonymous No.11969190]

>>11968609
I have no desire to post in a cat shit reddit thread.

[Anonymous No.11969514]

>>11969190
post tits you fucking mongoloid woman

[Anonymous No.11969516]

>>11967452

Dude I'm making tacos right now. Cant wait.

[OP No.11969660]

>>11969516
honestly im always dissapoint when i make tacos except breakfast tacos, i usually just got to taco trucks

was gonna cook but had a hard day just leftoverin' it up

[Anonymous No.11969667]

>>11969660

Here's mine.

[Anonymous No.11969677]

>>11969660
Jesus fucking christ. People complain about all the fast food threads and defend this cat blog as the last bastion of actual OC and you still can't even manage to pick the correct Taco Bell sauce.

[Anonymous No.11969680]

>>11969667

RIP I dont phone post often sry.

[Anonymous No.11969783]

>>11968865
Who uses a bipod on a camera?

[Anonymous No.11969846]

>>11965807
nothing wrong with that if the incels can‘r handle all the epic memes faggot

if you want real cooking discussion you go to r/cooking

[Dr. Princess (Frost) No.11970077]

>>11969783

Women. That's the joke, my nigga.

[Anonymous No.11970295]

SOY: THE THREAD

[Anonymous No.11970308]

>>11967532
salty and edgy. who'da thunk it

[Anonymous No.11970316]

>>11965807
You say the same thing every thread.

[OP No.11970319]

>Please dickered me up the fucking ass right now guys.

[OP No.11970324]

>>11970319
Unbelievable, what a faggot you are OP.

[Anonymous No.11970326]

>>11970316
My opinion of you retards doesn't change twice a week. Sorry if that makes me an NPC.

[Anonymous No.11970333]

>>11969190
he said proudly while posting in the thread.

[Anonymous No.11970361]

>>11970324
Oops. Forgot to remove your trip code you samefagging faggot. Just let your thread die you douchebag.

[Anonymous No.11970396]

Please fucking kill yourself you insufferable piece of shit
>Inb4 samefagging pretending to be somebody who defends you
>Inb4 " every other post but mine is fast food!!"
SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP

[chop No.11970446]

>>11970361
Are you really that stupid or do you just hope everybody else is?
Any asshole can impersonate a namefig. I'm doing it right now.

[Anonymous No.11970741]

fuck these threads

[Dr. Princess (Frost) No.11971616]

>>11970295
>>11970319
>>11970324
>>11970326
>>11970361
>>11970396
>>11970741

Buuump :3

[Anonymous No.11971651]

>>11970333
Food. Jack ass. There's this thing called a reply chain, try reading it sometime. I will gladly however mock faggot redditors, as they deserve to be.

[Anonymous No.11972215]

>>11970361
>trip code

[Anonymous No.11972261]

>>11971616
>tripfaggot loves the garbage cat threads

lol

[Anonymous No.11972288]

>>11972261
>tripfaggot

[Anonymous No.11972489]

fuck these threads

[Anonymous No.11972518]

>>11972489
Fuck cats

[Anonymous No.11972523]

>>11959516
That looks great! More importantly it looks like something i can make, what did you have in it?

[Anonymous No.11972782]

>>11970361
>trip code
Pray tell, what do you think a trip code is?

[Anonymous No.11973101]

I keep wanting to make lentil soup, but I'm too lazy, so I just keep making spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.11973961]

>>11959516
what kind of sauce is that on the pasta? pumpkin perhaps? it looks pretty good
>>11960275
nice job anon that looks tasty

[Anonymous No.11973976]

>>11972523
I just threw up a little in my mouth reading this post. These threads honestly need to be banned like the al/ck/ threads. We're all alcoholics, and we all cook, but trying to force either of those things into some cringe general thread has always proved vomit inducing, and has accomplished nothing more than allowing more garbage troll threads to flourish from cross-board shitposters.

[Anonymous No.11973996]

>>11973976
Is it weird knowing that a lot of people legitimately wish you'd kill yourself? I can't imagine you have much to live for, just go with it.

[Anonymous No.11974035]

>>11973996
Are you from /pol/? That's the only explanation I can think of for you imagining that there's a single person criticizing these threads, or otherwise some kind of conspiracy. They've been cancerous for a good year now and people have finally started to say so.

[Anonymous No.11974061]

>>11974035
Holy shit how new are you faggot, you're transparent as shit and it's painfully obvious. Embarrassed for you desu.

[Anonymous No.11974068]

>>11974061
>how new are you
Borneo had been posting for awhile before I got here, so I guess it's only been around a decade.

[Anonymous No.11974076]

>>11974068
So when are you finally going to pull the trigger? You're life sounds pretty miserable.

[Anonymous No.11974080]

>>11974076
Yeah, things have gotten pretty bad. But I still have hope that cancer like this will eventually go away and we can get back to normal /ck/.

[Anonymous No.11974092]

>>11970316
Doesn't make him any less right, moron.

[Anonymous No.11974096]

>>11973976
>>11974035
>>11974068
>>11974080
>>11974092
honestly starting to feel bad for this guy, how depressing

[Anonymous No.11974113]

>complains constantly of reddit and safe spaces
>claims he's not samefagging
>"ive been here a decade"
>YOURE RUINING MY SAFE SPACE U CANCER
lol @ ur life tbdesu

[Anonymous No.11974118]

https://youtu.be/MCxBTaQDCo0

[Anonymous No.11974215]

>>11970308
rot in hell dogfag

[Anonymous No.11975516]

>>11969680
These look dank