/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11948891]

why does every burger stand have a "special white sauce"?

[Anonymous No.11948897]

Because its mayo. Whitey's secret ingredient.

[Anonymous No.11948903]

Every burger place has some fresh semen to throw on annoying customers food

[Anonymous No.11948905]

>>11948897
I'd be more likely to buy a guy's burger if he told me it had mayo and not "special white sauce".

[Anonymous No.11948911]

>>11948903

[Anonymous No.11948922]

>>11948891
they do? Is this a southerner thing?

[Anonymous No.11948928]

>>11948891
Special white sauce??? How much more can a burger stand?!

[Anonymous No.11948933]

>>11948891
Imagine the smell of the toilets at that place, constantly bombarded with fat greasy vinegary shits

[Anonymous No.11948935]

>>11948891
How the fuck can you misspell curry?!

[Anonymous No.11948946]

>>11948935
Maybe it's pirate curry, all those extra r's

[Anonymous No.11948948]

>>11948922
My local grocer has a deli with a guy who sells burgers and he asked if i want sauces; I said what do you have and he said "ketchup and white sauce".
I live in california so if a random deli has special white sauce i think it's pretty much anywhere.

[Anonymous No.11948954]

>>11948933
Not unless people are eating the food there then hanging around for 24 hours to use the toilets there.

[Anonymous No.11948962]

>>11948891
They have to deal with a lot of fags and if they didn't then they'd get protesters all over the place, is that california?

[Anonymous No.11948966]

>>11948933
It's not the smell of nasty ass places, it's not slipping in the puke.

[Anonymous No.11949018]

No way did they hire a marketer/ad agency to help them. They'd have talked to them out of that ghastly stand design

[Anonymous No.11949272]

>>11948933
they're usually portapottys, stupid
that's a prop-up carnival with food courts

[Anonymous No.11949742]

>>11948891
fucking hell americans stop being a bunch of disgusting pigs

[Anonymous No.11949762]

>>11948903
interesting

[Anonymous No.11949785]

>>11949742
Ah yes, that little place in america where they call fries chips and sell them in a rolled up paper.
You Idiot.
You Dunce.
You Numpty.

[Anonymous No.11949799]

>>11949742
stop obsessing over us. we do whatever the fuck we want.

[Anonymous No.11949819]

>>11949742
>fucking hell americans
"Curry & Chips" = Not America.

[Anonymous No.11950592]

>>11949742
pic is not even america, absolutely O B S E S S E D

[Anonymous No.11950607]

Do American really sharts in the marts?

[Anonymous No.11950620]

>>11950607
all obese people shart themselves on a regular basis

[Anonymous No.11950627]

>>11950620
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.11950640]

>>11949799
fuck off /g/, your schizo fag idol is dead like the worthless piece of garbage he is

[Anonymous No.11950670]

>>11950607
>>11950620
Memes aside, everyone sharts every now and then. Don't tell me you don't have underwear and pajama pants you've had to throw out because of it.

[Anonymous No.11950963]

>>11950640
>t. CIA glownigger

[Anonymous No.11950977]

>>11950670
No??

[Anonymous No.11950994]

>>11950670
the only time i ever sharted for real was as a 12 year old.
sort yourself out

[Anonymous No.11951008]

>>11950670
Nah. Every now and again I start to fart, then detect excess moisture approaching and clamp my sphincter shut before anything leaks out. That's as close as I've ever been to sharting. It's people who have impaired bowel control who shart, because they're not able to clamp up like that in emergency situations.

[Anonymous No.11951016]

>>11950994
...and yet you still post on 4channel on a Saturday night. Congrats you put together gentleman.

[Anonymous No.11951032]

>>11948891
everybody's been doing a "secret" sauce since the big mac sauce existed. they're all the same shit combination of condiments. mayo, ketchup, thousand island, maybe some relish give or take, wa la.

[Anonymous No.11951063]

>>11951032
Aren't there some legal ramifications to that? You would think the fda would mandate that companies show us what's in their food, yet coke really keeps their recipe a secret.

[Anonymous No.11951075]

>>11951063
A lot of them get paid off so it's not the FDA, or USDA, or three letter organizations. Our government started thinking top down some years ago instead of knowing what it was formed about. In other words, they lost the plot.
It's a sad thing.

[Anonymous No.11951083]

>>11951063
Another reason, one group puts it off to another. They have batterys of little faggot lawers thinking of how not to take responsibility but to put it on some other group. This isn't just in America, you're a fucking fool if you think it is.

You eurofags are fucking worse and can't think for yourselves.

[Anonymous No.11951104]

>>11951032
>>11951063
>>11951075
You're all fucking retarded.

Ingredients have to be disclosed just not the ratios. Large companies can apply for trade secret exemptions only with ingredients considered to be safe, they will not be disclosed to the public but regulatory bodies will be aware of them. These are chemicals not general food allergies.

Don't go spouting off about shit you don't know about.

[Anonymous No.11951112]

>>11951008
Blame it on the jews. Everyone else on these boards does so why not join in?

[Anonymous No.11951120]

>>11951016
Dollars to donuts that I've had more long term relationships than you have, but sometimes on a Saturday night it's pretty cool to stay in and watch stuff on TV like Dark Vault of Public Domain.
I guess you wouldn't understand that because you're talking out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.11951122]

>>11951083
holy shit i'm american, not a eurofag, just fielding a question
/INT/ HAS GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL. EVERY PERSON WHO POSTS ON /INT/ MUST BE BLACKLISTED FROM /CK/ AND OTHER BOARDS. It's gotten to the point that you really can't even make a thread about burger sauce without the entire thread devolving into country-based banter. It's only funny to a point, but its so so so SO overdone by this point. If international humor/jokes on 4chan were a steak it would be so fucking overdone that it would just be a lump of charcoal.

[Anonymous No.11951126]

>>11951016
Nope, it's Sunday afternoon here. But I have been here since Saturday night, not counting a three hour nap I had.

[Anonymous No.11951127]

>>11951104
Everyone is retarded except you.
yeah, right.

[Anonymous No.11951139]

>>11951122
I've looked on /int and it wasn't interesting to me so I don't post there but I understand your frustration.

[Anonymous No.11951151]

>>11951139
appreciate your understanding. The problem is ESL niggas all get funneled through /int/ because they start there so that they can "practice their english" (sounds like an awful way to learn a language, but whatever) with everyone knowing english is their second language because of their flag, so after a few months of posting they gain the confidence to leave /int/ and not have to apologize for their english in every post they make. Then, unfortunately they take their /int/ memes and humor with them and they just ruin the entire site with their stale humor.
Now we have to endure them meming about "ameriSHARTS" and "britBONGS" in fucking /ck/

[Anonymous No.11951174]

>>11951016
Why does anyone think this is weird

>posting late night on the chan huh? you used to drink every weekend man what happened

[Anonymous No.11951180]

>>11948897
>MAYO BAD
what a lemming yip you are

[Anonymous No.11951188]

>>11951151
Look on the bright side, at least they're not here. I'll go after morons as necessary, but I won't do crossboard shit. As on /b, "not your personal army."
"amerisharts" and "britshits" is just part of 4chan, it's just banter, if you can't deal with it then maybe AoL is best for you?
Just sayin'? 4chan isn't for everyone.

[Anonymous No.11951204]

>>11950607
I am convinced that 9/10 of these images are from when Olean was put into everything and marketed as low-fat. "Anal leakage" was a side effect of consuming Olean transfats. Another 1/20 were on some kind of medication, likely for diabeetus, and the last 1/20 were too lazy to care.

[Anonymous No.11951206]

>>11951204
Olean, dollars to donuts some nigger named it's daugther Olean.

[Anonymous No.11951209]

>>11951204
Oleanisha, they wuz kangs and shits.

[Anonymous No.11951867]

>>11950607
They can't help it. All the anal sex they have over time causes a loss of control over their bowel movements.

[Anonymous No.11952970]

>>11951180
>he took the bait

[Anonymous No.11953310]

>>11950607
I always thought it was a meme until I was behind some fatass whitetrash in walmart a few months ago with a similar stain on her ass.

[Anonymous No.11953394]

>>11948891
everyone there is obese except maybe that kid and the baby in the pram and the bloke in the white t-shirt. even that kid is probably overweight. this is what american influence does to a nation.

[Anonymous No.11953554]

>>11953394
>blaming Americans for something a nation did to themselves
lel eurocope obsession is unreal