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webm thread

>> No.11948761

You know what would increase the image of Indian food like 10 times? gloves.

>> No.11948770
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>> No.11948775

Are you trying to destroy their profit margin with decadence like that?

>> No.11948779

Delete this

>> No.11948786

I make this often at home because of this webm.

>> No.11948787

i'll delete your loved ones in a car accident on christmas day

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>> No.11948802

this is actually really cool

>> No.11948805

Gloves aren't necessary if you properly wash... Oh

>> No.11948812

They would probably just shit one the gloves

>> No.11948817
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>> No.11948818

>no egg sandwich besides his keyboard
you fucked up senpai

>> No.11948827

imagine the smell

>> No.11948829

Is there anything Jack won't fuck up?

>> No.11948833

i still don't understand why the egg has no yellow or orange part and it's just white

>> No.11948842
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>> No.11948847

is that normal? i don't know what corned beef is supposed to look like

>> No.11948865

Is this some Rick Stein kino?

>> No.11948868

Why does indian food always ends up looking like shite?

>> No.11948874
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>> No.11948877

Is this what they call soulful american food?

>> No.11948878

This. And you know what would improve their image 10 times more? Plating.

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>> No.11948899

And unsanitary

>> No.11948900

he didnt do nuffin, why you gotta hate on surly

>> No.11948904

Based and howdy!

>> No.11948907

It's food for emergency situations, the can says it.

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>> No.11948912

It looks the same coming out your ass too!

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>> No.11949019


10/10 would wife until she gets too old

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>all that coriander and cumin

Must smell delicious

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>> No.11949100

The virgin menstre, the chad hot-n-fresh

>> No.11949106

What is going on here?

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>> No.11949207
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houdy bardenr

>> No.11949243 [DELETED] 
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I would punch that fucker so hard. Faggots like this are why we need the wall

>> No.11949251

That's hideous.

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>> No.11949267
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Holy shit, that's really hear.

How do I send this video back to myself in the 1995?

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>> No.11949277
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Between your pic and that webm she was a lot of things, including; briefly, a lesbian

>> No.11949296

Jesus that's so sweet, I just want to give her a helping hand.

>> No.11949303
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Cripples don't want your help, they want special treatment

>> No.11949309

who names their daughter cerebral?

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>> No.11949335

>no mushrooms or onions
>not even a tea spoon of tomato paste or stewed tomatoes
>4 metric fucktons of cheese

Drunk Italian Pie

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>> No.11949351

Why does all their food look so liquidy?
Its like its all diarrhea or something

>> No.11949356

>throws a weakass punch
>10 fatass turks run out from the food truck and stomp you ass into dust

>> No.11949360
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although i still want my gillian mommy gf

>> No.11949361

hey there mister

>> No.11949366

My girlfriend calls her ex boyfriend geoduck

>> No.11949368

Look at Indian food outside of /ck/. It's not all wet stews.

>> No.11949370
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>My girlfriend calls her ex boyfriend geoduck

>> No.11949375


>c-can you cook my pizza now

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>> No.11949427

This is golden

>> No.11949437

It's a reflection of their environment

>> No.11949447

You forgot rivers of shit. Literal, human shit. Everywhere.

>> No.11949457

Please post the mexican ones with 1000 ingredíents

>> No.11949529

what the fuck is he doing?

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>> No.11949590

howdy pardner

>> No.11949792

thats actually kinda cool.

>> No.11949814

Might try that next halloween but i dont think i've ever seen lychees or lychee juice in the market.

>> No.11949832

Oh good buzzfeed has found its way to Japan

>> No.11949835

Trying to cure his pinkeye

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Kevin is great.

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>> No.11949971

How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.11950031
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That's no way a real dough

>> No.11950042
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>> No.11950050

>combination sounds great
>mushed into a concoction resembling diarrhea

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>> No.11950228

whats the point t of making i around eggs the eggs adds nothing

>> No.11950231

mostly Filipinos and new Zealanders eat that kind of corned beef

>> No.11950281

Food that looks that way can be incredibly satisfying to eat as long as it was flavored properly. Being mashed into a paste like that makes it feel good to eat because of how easily digestible it is, so as long as it had enough aromatics, spices, etc. it can be really good.

>> No.11950285

Howdy hombre

>> No.11950294

Mr and Mrs Palsy.

>> No.11950306

lel seriously?
i once tried a home remedy, squeeze a lemon in your eye, hurts and burns like hell. but eye was so clean it looked bluish
i did it a couple times more that year, i felt like a total creep.

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>i don't know what corned beef is supposed to look like
Not like dog food.

>> No.11950352

"bubble and squeak" is possibly the grossest sounding dish name I've ever heard.

>> No.11950373

Technically, it isn't. Is "competition dough" they use for twirling contests, can't remember how they make it but I'm pretty sure it isn't edible.

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>> No.11950407

>grasp the root of the penis with your left hand while stroking with tour right
Uh, how can there be room for two hands on one penis? This was obviously written by a virgin who has never seen a penis in her life.

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>> No.11950463

Micropenis detected.

>> No.11950473

>Taking the skin off salmon when frying it
Fucking heathens.

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>> No.11950484

I'm not a particularly good cook, but I've never been that clumsy with food in my life. His coordination is a masterclass in fumbling.

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>> No.11950545
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>> No.11950549

When they give you the extra SQUIRT on your ZA. :Wet:

>> No.11950587


This shit is infuriating

>> No.11950591
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>> No.11950610

>touching the bottle to the raw meat
that's an oof from me

>> No.11950618
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>> No.11950624

howdy lil buckaroo

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>> No.11950642
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>> No.11950662

>Grade F thin-sliced ribeye

>> No.11950675

What a show, seems like a great guy

>> No.11950691

His is someones fetish

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>> No.11950717
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>> No.11950720

Omg you guys are so fucking dumb

>> No.11950852

Howdy lil guy

>> No.11950856

What's wrong here? I do this when thawing out frozen chicken breasts.

>> No.11950865
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>> No.11950878

its just a regular pepper mill the angle makes it look huge its why dicks always look bigger in porn the camera is closer to the dick than your eyes are to your own dick

>> No.11950887

It's actually due to the chickens diet, the color of grain you give chickens determines egg yolk color.
Feed a chicken rice and the yolk will be pale, feed it corn like most commercial farms do, and the yolk turns out bright yellow. If the chicken eats grass, bugs, and mixed grain then the yolk will be dark orange or vary wildly per egg.

>> No.11950899

>what you eat determines the color of the baby
your husband is a very lucky man

>> No.11950904

Do you know who this is?

>> No.11950911

Kissing makes you pregananant.

>> No.11950913
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>> No.11950928

When the floor is lava is no longer a game

>> No.11950936

that's kind of fucked up

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>> No.11950947

Y'know, I love eating sweet things but that made even me a little nauseous.

>> No.11950951

At least he gave it some water, heat makes you thirsty

>> No.11950964

i wish that were me

>> No.11950979

i bet Mr. krabs is feeling it now

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>> No.11950998

That music timing

>> No.11951142

Egged and sandwichpilled

>> No.11951183

howdy pupper

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>> No.11951251

I like how cheerful he is as he commits this atrocity

>> No.11951259

thats exactly what i want, pizza thats been rubbed along every inch of this assholes body

>> No.11951292

He's a competitive spinner anon, it's not for eating

>> No.11951321
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Image how much shit is in those table cracks

>> No.11951349

Wtf is with bitches and pumpkin spice

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>> No.11951380

Is this the anti finesse thread?

>> No.11951382

howdy ho little dog bro

>> No.11951390

>see ring
>close webm

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>> No.11951402

I think what he means is the critter is suffering a painful end and the chef's whole demeanor is rather jovial in contrast to this.

>> No.11951408
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>tomato sauce in cast iron

>> No.11951419

>painful end
Does it matter? People don't NEED to eat animals to survive, vegans are proof of that, therefore anyone that eats meat is doing so for the enjoyment and taste of the animal rather than necessity, so I'm not sure how this is any different than a regular meat eater. Whether or not they suffer in death is irrelevant, they die for your enjoyment either way.

>> No.11951421


Feeling angry?

>> No.11951424

There's a difference between beheading someone and flaying them to death with an extention cord

>> No.11951430

But both deaths are unnecessary, why does it matter if you pretend to care about how you kill an animal if their death was superfluous to begin with? That's just meat eater virtue signaling

>> No.11951433

I suspect you of being of Asian ethnic origin

>> No.11951435

it probably has a huge portion of vital wheat gluten.

>> No.11951439

>Whether or not they suffer in death is irrelevant
Where are you getting this logic from? Do you honestly think torturing an animal to death is the exact same as using a bolt gun to almost instantly knock it unconscious?

Studies seem to show that humans are at optimal health and fitness when meat is included in a balanced diet anyway, so it's not just for pleasure for everyone. And just because you eat meat doesn't mean you're okay with causing unnecessary extra discomfort to the animal. Lots of meat eaters say they'll happily switch to lab-grown meat when it's available because they aren't exactly happy about having to kill the animals.

>> No.11951442

Go to an asian grocery, but if that's not an option orange or lemon juice will probably work. Just test out the cranberry to soda to juice ratio beforehand in a glass.

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>> No.11951446

Seriously, explain this to me
>People can survive without eating meat
>People eat meat anyway
>People eat meat because they enjoy the taste
>People eat meat when they don't have to, because they enjoy the taste
>People kill animals unnecessarily just to enjoy their taste

How can you claim to be moral on the manner of killing an animal, when animal deaths are unnecessary in the first place?

>> No.11951448

You're just moving the goalposts now.

>> No.11951450

>literally, figuratively, objectively, grates cheese on top of three different cheeses and a good inch of grated cheese

As if that tiny bit of grated parmesan or whatever that is will add any flavor after that cheese overload.

>> No.11951451

How? If the eating of animals is unnecessary, then that automatically means the killing of them is unnecessary.
Yet people do it anyway, that means animals are killed out of pure enjoyment.
There's no reason to advocate for a humane method of killing if the killing is unnecessary.

>> No.11951459

So sir, howdy to you doggo

>> No.11951460

I am now certain that you are of asian ethnic origin

>> No.11951465

Good rebuttal, you showed me why I'm wrong

>> No.11951468

You're just changing the discussion and making silly claims, so don't be surprised when people don't want to seriously engage you in discussion.

>> No.11951473

What was changed? My position was the manner of the lobster dying doesn't matter because the killing of animals is unnecessary. How did I "move the goalposts" when my position is exactly the same?

>> No.11951477

why does all food eventually end up looking like shit?

>> No.11951479
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It's a fucking arthropod, quit your whining and observe these arthropods being transformed.

>> No.11951482

Don't shoot the messenger. I'm just clarifying what he meant. (I'm sure you knew though) I'm mostly neutral on the matter.

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>gillian anderson

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last one

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>> No.11951571
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>> No.11951748

Can we have this but made by whites with food safety and hygiene regulations please?

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>> No.11951799

This recipe is retarded and that geriatric fuck doesnt know the first thing about cooking indian food.

That much turmeric will make the gravy taste bitter.

>> No.11951852

Genius, pure genius.

>> No.11951866

I honestly don't think you need to post 12 fucking videos of crab cooking

>> No.11951876

gonna webm in a webm thread, especially when some dipshits are arguing about cooking giant water bugs

>> No.11951882

You can see the exact moment the edible kicked in.

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>> No.11951894

howdy pardner

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>> No.11951953

>hold still while I glass you
>holding a bottle
what dumb cunt made that png

>> No.11951969

Still, if you want to rage about an arthropod, here's the SAUCE to that argument

Personally I think pithing it before cooking wouldn't negatively effect shit, in fact it might make some of the early sear easier. On the other hand, this is more tame than children hovering over ant hives with a magnifying glass on a summer day.

>> No.11951970

>12 knives within immediate reach
>opens it with his mouth on camera

>> No.11951980

knives are dangerous tools that should only be used when absolutely necessary

>> No.11951990
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Knives are not reliable.

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>> No.11952010

>blames stroke on coffee
>stays fat and lazy, has a second stroke
was it a mistake....?

>> No.11952019

>glass bottle
Are you dumb or just retarded?

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>> No.11952034

I hate jack so much. He's always smiling and giggling about the dumb shit he does, as if it's not a clear indicator to everyone else that he's retarded. The motherfucker literally ate so much shit food that he had a stroke. And he hasn't changed a thing.

>> No.11952038


It's been demonstrated that crustaceans can feel pain and can show a response that resembles fear, but they lack any sort of neurological capability to have any sort of emotional reaction to that. Just like plants, which also "feel" pain when you cut them, but don't give a shit because they're plants.

>> No.11952044

the best part is how inept jack is, he has no business presenting food to people but he does and has moderate renown for it. says a lot about people willing to put the work in.

>> No.11952046

already been wifed

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>> No.11952062
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what, your mother never chewed your food? fucking hu-mons, kek

>> No.11952069

it canned... its for emergency or extremely shitty greasy spoon diners will use it.

>> No.11952073

poo in poo out

>> No.11952083

iron chef hitler personally gasses all his seafood to death

>> No.11952092

Now I need to re-watch Steve-O's vomet Omlet lol

>> No.11952096

but not in the loo

>> No.11952118

It's a piece of rubber....

>> No.11952141


this man is in pain

>> No.11952171

howdy partna

>> No.11952189

I love crab and seafood thank you for these.

>> No.11952209

2 strokes will give you some pain i'd imagine.

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>> No.11952231
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>indian people are only using 1% of their power

>> No.11952234

wtf is that her now? How did a woman lose weight with age.

>> No.11952236

Ok fine. Howdy.

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>> No.11952340

those anime girls are qt

>> No.11952346

Yes. I am.

>> No.11952376

Thats some fucking god-tier broth right there.

>> No.11952406

Lol nice cognitive dissonance. You think it's bad but you probably have no probably wolfing down lobster, or any meat...

>> No.11952418
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only now watching the video in reverse i noticed the other poor guy that didn't sell any of his eggs

>> No.11952435

why angry?

>> No.11952442

are you from the uk?

>> No.11952451

just buy a ceramic knife

>> No.11952455

It looks disgusting, the Brussels sprouts are raw, not even blanched.
I hate it with all of my heart

>> No.11952467

ok, i think brussels sprouts will taste bad either way, i eat them for health but why put the effort on the sauce and ruin it with burssels sprouts, just eat them steamed with salt and pepper and maybe olive oil

>> No.11952494

I like Brussel sprouts when they are blanched and then grilled but otherwise, especially over steamed like my dad makes them, no way

>> No.11952508

I'd punch that roach right in the face if he did that to me. Fuck that guy.

>> No.11952516

Fuck off PETA.

>> No.11952562

>the average /ck/ date

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>> No.11952691
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Our fibal groupstage match against /gd/ is in about an hour.
We control our own destiny.
Win and in, and draw or even lose and in depending on the other matches results.

Gowan /ck/

>> No.11952694

no i think that's a huge pepper mill, the grinder in the middle is tiny and his fingers fully extended can barely fit around the end

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Have fun staying relegated.

/mlp/, future Three Star Champions

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Unironically slit your throat faggot

>> No.11952728

He's selling boiled eggs, probably part of the same stall and a relative of the egg king. Notice the lack of utensils, oils, spices, vegetables?

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Don't believe horsefucker propaganda

Trust in the Surly King

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>> No.11952778

You are neither clever nor intelligent by memeing this.

>> No.11952780

>mcchicken is fatter than literally everyone else

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my ancestors are smiling upon me imperial, can you say the same?

>> No.11952953

she wont get too old

>> No.11952961

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


>> No.11953053

fag cop

>> No.11953107


It would do in a pinch. Add a small cabbage, onion, potatoes and some peppercorns and a good amount of caraway seeds and you could turn that slop into a god tier soup.

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>> No.11953132

Harsh, bro.You're dealing with a mentally deficient person, have some compassion.

>> No.11953204

Whatever it was, it wont exist anymore after half an hour baking at 200°C...

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>> No.11953475

howdy partner

>> No.11953530

Thanks for posting things other than the 5 videos we ever see.
What's was the mustard looking stuff?

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>> No.11953602

>Tiny Japanese girl puts away a week's worth of spaghetti in one sitting
Jesus fuck.

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>> No.11953630

why is marie kondo eating mountains of spaguetti?

>> No.11953637

OMAD master race

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>> No.11953706

Why do hot chicks have no sense of real humor and think retarded shit like this is the epitome of comedy?

>> No.11953716

>hey bitch, you want a paycheck?
"yes sir I surely do"
>well suck my dick and you can be in this retarded commercial we're filming

That's how it happens

>> No.11953719

lmao good one m8

>> No.11953732

to spark joy in the minds of neets who donate money to women on the internet

>> No.11953764

the boy baron of the egg fiefdom

>> No.11953766

Why doesn't she just get a waffle iron or a panini maker ffs.

>> No.11953797

What's the point? You can't even taste all the cheeses, its just gonna be one flavour of cheese.

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>> No.11953971

Says the guy with a small pepper grinder.

>> No.11953978

what's this from?

>> No.11953993

holy shit man, how can he suck at everything

>> No.11954007

Moral. Immoral. Who fucking cares? Eat more cock faggot

>> No.11954016

Thai Insurance commercial I think

>> No.11954022

I kill for fun. You got a problem with that? Tough luck faggot. That's your problem. Not mine.

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>> No.11954063

What’s this. Oreo?

>> No.11954071

pretty sure this is salt beef and corned beef is a different thing

>> No.11954088

Jack is just utterly perplexing.
His ineptitude is inconceivable. I cannot understand how he is like that.

He does cooking videos. How does he not learn anything? Even if you don't study anything a normal person would learn by trial and error, but not Jack. Jack just repeats all the mistakes and functions at the level of a toddler, even before his stroke.

And he isn't mentally retarded. He certainly isn't intelligent, but there is nothing that indicates anything beyond him being just dumb, which is normal, but even a dumb person can still learn, and would if they did what Jack does.
Maybe it is a learning deficiency but I have no idea what kind of a deficiency would cause someone to have Jack levels of ineptitude.
He disables comments and likes on videos so he knows that there's a lot of a criticism, but he just ignores it.

So it's some unholy combination of some severe learning disability/other cognitive deficiency, inflated ego, delusions of grandeur, poor motor skills, and just plain being fucking dumb. The man is an abomination.

>> No.11954095

full vid?

>> No.11954096

No one gives a shit. Fuck off.

>> No.11954114

what a pizza shit

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>> No.11954162

>Pumpkin Spice
>Hot Dog
>The dunking
>The man hands with nail polish

Nothing within this video is okay

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>> No.11954244

Wait you're Alive? there was a pony thread up on /tg/ for days where the fuck where you man?

>> No.11954260

to stop would be genocide, we have established a perfectly symbiotic relationship with our livestock, to do otherwise would be to reject nature itself.

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>> No.11954454

>he can't grasp his penis with both hands at the same time
I am not joking in saying this: I feel sorry for you.

>> No.11954608

how do?

>> No.11954617

i went to dollar tree today and they didn't have the ribeyes
i bought 2 XXL frozen burritos
yes im american and i do this

>> No.11954655

is this the prequel to that ...other video

>> No.11954688

would shit 10/10

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>> No.11954762


Because these creatures don't have brains they don't feel pain so you can pretty much put it on a pan and it will just die there and won't feel a thing.

>> No.11954788

How do you know?

>> No.11954826

Never knew that's how panko is made. Neat.

>> No.11955019

Nope, that's just crisps made from the tempura batter.

Panko are actual breadcrumbs.

>> No.11955091

Howdy boah

>> No.11955412

Dat shits one step above dog food. Vietnam era c-rations are better than that stuff.

>> No.11955676

i don't think i would stand there serious, i would be laughing the entire time

>> No.11955688

im impressed he managed to have a child unless he somehow fucked it up wearing a condom, which leads to the next thing about im impressed how his child managed to survive all these years under his care

>> No.11955698

pretty cool but can I have my pizza now?