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You know what would increase the image of Indian food like 10 times? gloves.
>>11948761Are you trying to destroy their profit margin with decadence like that?
>>11948747I make this often at home because of this webm.
>>11948779i'll delete your loved ones in a car accident on christmas day
>>11948788this is actually really cool
>>11948761Gloves aren't necessary if you properly wash... Oh
>>11948761They would probably just shit one the gloves
>>11948771>no egg sandwich besides his keyboardyou fucked up senpai
>>11948747imagine the smell
>>11948817Is there anything Jack won't fuck up?
>>11948770i still don't understand why the egg has no yellow or orange part and it's just white
>>11948842is that normal? i don't know what corned beef is supposed to look like
>>11948747Is this some Rick Stein kino?
>>11948747Why does indian food always ends up looking like shite?
>>11948842Is this what they call soulful american food?
>>11948761This. And you know what would improve their image 10 times more? Plating.
>>11948771he didnt do nuffin, why you gotta hate on surly
>>11948898Based and howdy!
>>11948847>>11948877It's food for emergency situations, the can says it.
>>11948747It looks the same coming out your ass too!
>>1194896510/10 would wife until she gets too old
>>11948827>all that coriander and cuminMust smell delicious
>>11949045>>11949063The virgin menstre, the chad hot-n-fresh
>>11949045What is going on here?
>>11948788GIVE ME MY SHIT WHAT I PAID FOR!I would punch that fucker so hard. Faggots like this are why we need the wall
>>11949207Holy shit, that's really hear.How do I send this video back to myself in the 1995?
>>11949267Between your pic and that webm she was a lot of things, including; briefly, a lesbian
>>11948965Jesus that's so sweet, I just want to give her a helping hand.
>>11949296Cripples don't want your help, they want special treatment
>>11948965who names their daughter cerebral?
>>11949264>no mushrooms or onions>not even a tea spoon of tomato paste or stewed tomatoes>4 metric fucktons of cheeseDrunk Italian Pie
>>11948747Why does all their food look so liquidy?Its like its all diarrhea or something
>>11949243>throws a weakass punch>10 fatass turks run out from the food truck and stomp you ass into dust
>>11949349kekalthough i still want my gillian mommy gf
>>11948898hey there mister
>>11948993My girlfriend calls her ex boyfriend geoduck
>>11949351Look at Indian food outside of /ck/. It's not all wet stews.
>>11949366>My girlfriend calls her ex boyfriend geoduck
>>11949063>c-can you cook my pizza now
>>11949370This is golden
>>11948868It's a reflection of their environment
>>11949055You forgot rivers of shit. Literal, human shit. Everywhere.
Please post the mexican ones with 1000 ingredíents
>>11948795what the fuck is he doing?
>>11949035thats actually kinda cool.
>>11949336Might try that next halloween but i dont think i've ever seen lychees or lychee juice in the market.
>>11949264Oh good buzzfeed has found its way to Japan
>>11949529Trying to cure his pinkeye
>>11949207WHAT ABOUT TOMATO? I MUST KNOW IT
DIP WHIP SIP DIP
>>11949035Kevin is great.
>>11948770How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?
>>11949063That's no way a real dough
>>11948747>combination sounds great>mushed into a concoction resembling diarrhea
>>11949055whats the point t of making i around eggs the eggs adds nothing
>>11948877mostly Filipinos and new Zealanders eat that kind of corned beef
>>11950050Food that looks that way can be incredibly satisfying to eat as long as it was flavored properly. Being mashed into a paste like that makes it feel good to eat because of how easily digestible it is, so as long as it had enough aromatics, spices, etc. it can be really good.
>>11949309Mr and Mrs Palsy.
>>11949529>>11949835lel seriously?i once tried a home remedy, squeeze a lemon in your eye, hurts and burns like hell. but eye was so clean it looked bluishi did it a couple times more that year, i felt like a total creep.
>>11948847>i don't know what corned beef is supposed to look likeNot like dog food.
>>11948747"bubble and squeak" is possibly the grossest sounding dish name I've ever heard.
>>11950031Technically, it isn't. Is "competition dough" they use for twirling contests, can't remember how they make it but I'm pretty sure it isn't edible.
>>11949207>grasp the root of the penis with your left hand while stroking with tour rightUh, how can there be room for two hands on one penis? This was obviously written by a virgin who has never seen a penis in her life.
>>11950430>Taking the skin off salmon when frying itFucking heathens.
>>11950430>>11950437I'm not a particularly good cook, but I've never been that clumsy with food in my life. His coordination is a masterclass in fumbling.
>>11949045When they give you the extra SQUIRT on your ZA. :Wet:
>>11949264This shit is infuriating
>>11950437>touching the bottle to the raw meatthat's an oof from me
>>11948898howdy lil buckaroo
>>11950591>Grade F thin-sliced ribeye
>>11948788What a show, seems like a great guy
>>11948874His is someones fetish
>>11949351Omg you guys are so fucking dumb
>>11948898Howdy lil guy
>>11950717What's wrong here? I do this when thawing out frozen chicken breasts.
>>11950865its just a regular pepper mill the angle makes it look huge its why dicks always look bigger in porn the camera is closer to the dick than your eyes are to your own dick
>>11948833It's actually due to the chickens diet, the color of grain you give chickens determines egg yolk color. Feed a chicken rice and the yolk will be pale, feed it corn like most commercial farms do, and the yolk turns out bright yellow. If the chicken eats grass, bugs, and mixed grain then the yolk will be dark orange or vary wildly per egg.
>>11950887>what you eat determines the color of the babyyour husband is a very lucky man
>>11950610Do you know who this is?
>>11950899Kissing makes you pregananant.
>>11950913When the floor is lava is no longer a game
>>11950913that's kind of fucked up
>>11950042Y'know, I love eating sweet things but that made even me a little nauseous.
>>11950936At least he gave it some water, heat makes you thirsty
>>11950913i wish that were me
>>11950913i bet Mr. krabs is feeling it now
>>11950990That music timing
>>11948770Egged and sandwichpilled
>>11950913I like how cheerful he is as he commits this atrocity
>>11949063thats exactly what i want, pizza thats been rubbed along every inch of this assholes body
>>11951259He's a competitive spinner anon, it's not for eating
>>11949156Image how much shit is in those table cracks
>>11949387Wtf is with bitches and pumpkin spice
>>11950437Is this the anti finesse thread?
>>11948898howdy ho little dog bro
>>11950437>see ring>close webm
>>11951394I think what he means is the critter is suffering a painful end and the chef's whole demeanor is rather jovial in contrast to this.
>>11949264>tomato sauce in cast iron
>>11951402>painful endDoes it matter? People don't NEED to eat animals to survive, vegans are proof of that, therefore anyone that eats meat is doing so for the enjoyment and taste of the animal rather than necessity, so I'm not sure how this is any different than a regular meat eater. Whether or not they suffer in death is irrelevant, they die for your enjoyment either way.
>>11951419There's a difference between beheading someone and flaying them to death with an extention cord
>>11951424But both deaths are unnecessary, why does it matter if you pretend to care about how you kill an animal if their death was superfluous to begin with? That's just meat eater virtue signaling
>>11951430I suspect you of being of Asian ethnic origin
>>11950373it probably has a huge portion of vital wheat gluten.
>>11951419>Whether or not they suffer in death is irrelevantWhere are you getting this logic from? Do you honestly think torturing an animal to death is the exact same as using a bolt gun to almost instantly knock it unconscious? Studies seem to show that humans are at optimal health and fitness when meat is included in a balanced diet anyway, so it's not just for pleasure for everyone. And just because you eat meat doesn't mean you're okay with causing unnecessary extra discomfort to the animal. Lots of meat eaters say they'll happily switch to lab-grown meat when it's available because they aren't exactly happy about having to kill the animals.
>>11949814Go to an asian grocery, but if that's not an option orange or lemon juice will probably work. Just test out the cranberry to soda to juice ratio beforehand in a glass.
>>11951433>>11951439Seriously, explain this to me>People can survive without eating meat>People eat meat anyway >People eat meat because they enjoy the taste>People eat meat when they don't have to, because they enjoy the taste>People kill animals unnecessarily just to enjoy their tasteHow can you claim to be moral on the manner of killing an animal, when animal deaths are unnecessary in the first place?
>>11951446You're just moving the goalposts now.
>>11949264>literally, figuratively, objectively, grates cheese on top of three different cheeses and a good inch of grated cheeseAs if that tiny bit of grated parmesan or whatever that is will add any flavor after that cheese overload.
>>11951448How? If the eating of animals is unnecessary, then that automatically means the killing of them is unnecessary. Yet people do it anyway, that means animals are killed out of pure enjoyment. There's no reason to advocate for a humane method of killing if the killing is unnecessary.
>>11948898So sir, howdy to you doggo
>>11951451I am now certain that you are of asian ethnic origin
>>11951460Good rebuttal, you showed me why I'm wrong
>>11951465You're just changing the discussion and making silly claims, so don't be surprised when people don't want to seriously engage you in discussion.
>>11951468What was changed? My position was the manner of the lobster dying doesn't matter because the killing of animals is unnecessary. How did I "move the goalposts" when my position is exactly the same?
>>11948868why does all food eventually end up looking like shit?
It's a fucking arthropod, quit your whining and observe these arthropods being transformed.
>>11951419Don't shoot the messenger. I'm just clarifying what he meant. (I'm sure you knew though) I'm mostly neutral on the matter.
>>11948747Can we have this but made by whites with food safety and hygiene regulations please?
>>11949055This recipe is retarded and that geriatric fuck doesnt know the first thing about cooking indian food.That much turmeric will make the gravy taste bitter.
>>11950878Genius, pure genius.
>>11951544I honestly don't think you need to post 12 fucking videos of crab cooking
>>11951866gonna webm in a webm thread, especially when some dipshits are arguing about cooking giant water bugs
>>11951552You can see the exact moment the edible kicked in.
>>11951517>hold still while I glass you>holding a bottlewhat dumb cunt made that png
>>11951866>>11951876Still, if you want to rage about an arthropod, here's the SAUCE to that argument>https://youtu.be/zfKTcq4j2Jc?t=160Personally I think pithing it before cooking wouldn't negatively effect shit, in fact it might make some of the early sear easier. On the other hand, this is more tame than children hovering over ant hives with a magnifying glass on a summer day.
>>11951888>12 knives within immediate reach>opens it with his mouth on camera
>>11951970knives are dangerous tools that should only be used when absolutely necessary
>>11951970Knives are not reliable.
>>11951552>blames stroke on coffee>stays fat and lazy, has a second strokewas it a mistake....?
>>11951953>glass bottleAre you dumb or just retarded?
>>11951888I hate jack so much. He's always smiling and giggling about the dumb shit he does, as if it's not a clear indicator to everyone else that he's retarded. The motherfucker literally ate so much shit food that he had a stroke. And he hasn't changed a thing.
>>11951402>sufferingIt's been demonstrated that crustaceans can feel pain and can show a response that resembles fear, but they lack any sort of neurological capability to have any sort of emotional reaction to that. Just like plants, which also "feel" pain when you cut them, but don't give a shit because they're plants.
>>11952034the best part is how inept jack is, he has no business presenting food to people but he does and has moderate renown for it. says a lot about people willing to put the work in.
>>11949019already been wifed
>>11948874what, your mother never chewed your food? fucking hu-mons, kek
>>11948842>>11948847it canned... its for emergency or extremely shitty greasy spoon diners will use it.
>>11948868poo in poo out
>>11950913iron chef hitler personally gasses all his seafood to death
>>11948874Now I need to re-watch Steve-O's vomet Omlet lol
>>11952073but not in the loo
>>11950031>>11950373It's a piece of rubber.... http://store.uspizzateam.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=THROW_DOUGH_TITAN
>>11951552this man is in pain
>>11951544I love crab and seafood thank you for these.
>>119521412 strokes will give you some pain i'd imagine.
>>11948761>>11948878>indian people are only using 1% of their power
>>11949207wtf is that her now? How did a woman lose weight with age.
>>11948898Ok fine. Howdy.
>>11949389YOU'RE TOO LATE BAKER DOG ANOTHER DOG GOT THIS THREAD
>>11950042those anime girls are qt
>>11948898Yes. I am.
>>11951483Thats some fucking god-tier broth right there.
>>11951402Lol nice cognitive dissonance. You think it's bad but you probably have no probably wolfing down lobster, or any meat...
>>11951884only now watching the video in reverse i noticed the other poor guy that didn't sell any of his eggs
>>11951980are you from the uk?
>>11951990just buy a ceramic knifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJBPpi7T7R0
>>11952435It looks disgusting, the Brussels sprouts are raw, not even blanched.I hate it with all of my heart
>>11952455ok, i think brussels sprouts will taste bad either way, i eat them for health but why put the effort on the sauce and ruin it with burssels sprouts, just eat them steamed with salt and pepper and maybe olive oil
>>11952467I like Brussel sprouts when they are blanched and then grilled but otherwise, especially over steamed like my dad makes them, no way
>>11948788I'd punch that roach right in the face if he did that to me. Fuck that guy.
>>11952406Fuck off PETA.
>>11949370>the average /ck/ date
Our fibal groupstage match against /gd/ is in about an hour.We control our own destiny.Win and in, and draw or even lose and in depending on the other matches results.Gowan /ck/
>>11950878no i think that's a huge pepper mill, the grinder in the middle is tiny and his fingers fully extended can barely fit around the end
>>11952691Have fun staying relegated.Sincerely,/mlp/, future Three Star Champions
>>11952697Unironically slit your throat faggot
>>11952418He's selling boiled eggs, probably part of the same stall and a relative of the egg king. Notice the lack of utensils, oils, spices, vegetables?
Don't believe horsefucker propagandaTrust in the Surly King
>>11952713You are neither clever nor intelligent by memeing this.
>>11952774>mcchicken is fatter than literally everyone elseamazing
>>11950913my ancestors are smiling upon me imperial, can you say the same?
>>11949019she wont get too old
>>11948770There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.Forever...
>>11950331It would do in a pinch. Add a small cabbage, onion, potatoes and some peppercorns and a good amount of caraway seeds and you could turn that slop into a god tier soup.
>>11952961Harsh, bro.You're dealing with a mentally deficient person, have some compassion.
>>11951321Whatever it was, it wont exist anymore after half an hour baking at 200°C...
>>11951544Thanks for posting things other than the 5 videos we ever see.What's was the mustard looking stuff?
>>11953531>Tiny Japanese girl puts away a week's worth of spaghetti in one sittingJesus fuck.
>>11953531why is marie kondo eating mountains of spaguetti?
>>11953531OMAD master race
>>11949864Why do hot chicks have no sense of real humor and think retarded shit like this is the epitome of comedy?
>>11953706>hey bitch, you want a paycheck?"yes sir I surely do">well suck my dick and you can be in this retarded commercial we're filming".....ok"That's how it happens
>>11948770>filenamelmao good one m8
>>11953630to spark joy in the minds of neets who donate money to women on the internet
>>11952728the boy baron of the egg fiefdom
>>11948965Why doesn't she just get a waffle iron or a panini maker ffs.
>>11949264What's the point? You can't even taste all the cheeses, its just gonna be one flavour of cheese.
>>11950878Says the guy with a small pepper grinder.
>>11953961what's this from?
>>11948817holy shit man, how can he suck at everything
>>11951446Moral. Immoral. Who fucking cares? Eat more cock faggot
>>11953978Thai Insurance commercial I think
>>11951473I kill for fun. You got a problem with that? Tough luck faggot. That's your problem. Not mine.
>>11953864What’s this. Oreo?
>>11950331pretty sure this is salt beef and corned beef is a different thing
>>11951888>>11951990Jack is just utterly perplexing.His ineptitude is inconceivable. I cannot understand how he is like that.He does cooking videos. How does he not learn anything? Even if you don't study anything a normal person would learn by trial and error, but not Jack. Jack just repeats all the mistakes and functions at the level of a toddler, even before his stroke.And he isn't mentally retarded. He certainly isn't intelligent, but there is nothing that indicates anything beyond him being just dumb, which is normal, but even a dumb person can still learn, and would if they did what Jack does.Maybe it is a learning deficiency but I have no idea what kind of a deficiency would cause someone to have Jack levels of ineptitude.He disables comments and likes on videos so he knows that there's a lot of a criticism, but he just ignores it.So it's some unholy combination of some severe learning disability/other cognitive deficiency, inflated ego, delusions of grandeur, poor motor skills, and just plain being fucking dumb. The man is an abomination.
>>11954088No one gives a shit. Fuck off.
>>11949045what a pizza shit
>>11949387>Pumpkin Spice>Hot Dog>The dunking>The man hands with nail polishNothing within this video is okay
>>11952713Wait you're Alive? there was a pony thread up on /tg/ for days where the fuck where you man?
>>11951446to stop would be genocide, we have established a perfectly symbiotic relationship with our livestock, to do otherwise would be to reject nature itself.
>>11950407>he can't grasp his penis with both hands at the same timeI am not joking in saying this: I feel sorry for you.
>>11950591i went to dollar tree today and they didn't have the ribeyesi bought 2 XXL frozen burritosyes im american and i do this
>>11953531is this the prequel to that ...other video
>>11948747would shit 10/10
>>11950913Because these creatures don't have brains they don't feel pain so you can pretty much put it on a pan and it will just die there and won't feel a thing.
>>11954762How do you know?
>>11951521Never knew that's how panko is made. Neat.
>>11954826Nope, that's just crisps made from the tempura batter.Panko are actual breadcrumbs.
>>11948842Dat shits one step above dog food. Vietnam era c-rations are better than that stuff.
>>11948788i don't think i would stand there serious, i would be laughing the entire time
>>11948817im impressed he managed to have a child unless he somehow fucked it up wearing a condom, which leads to the next thing about im impressed how his child managed to survive all these years under his care
>>11949063pretty cool but can I have my pizza now?