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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Post stories about kitchen/cooking mishaps you've had
>be me 15 minutes ago
>hungry in gf's apartment while she's running errands, she said I could raid her freezer though
>see some vegetable fried rice type shit, looks good
>"Heat oil or butter in pan on medium"
>done, let some canola oil heat up for a few minutes
>"Add contents of package with 2 tbsp water and stir 4-5 minutes or until hot"
>frail skelly soyhands can't tear the package open, just stab it open at the corner with a knife
>fill up a tablespoon of water
>pour water into pan of hot oil
>CRACK
>oh fuck
>run out of the kitchen while oily lava flies everywhere
>sizzling becomes loud as shit, spurting boiling water and hot oil everywhere, like 8 feet in every direction
>sounds like fucking D-Day
>finally dies down after like 30 seconds of me figuring out how I'm gonna put out the inevitable fire
>entire kitchen is covered in oil splatter
>just sigh and wipe up what I can before I continue cooking, I'm not gonna not eat
>5 minutes later I actually have something edible
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
Now all that's left to do is de-oil the rest of the kitchen

>> No.11949330
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fuck

>> No.11949347
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>>11948510
>be me
>live in apt with shitty non-ventilated, filter-only oven overhead
>people commonly set off in-apartment smoke alarms
>roasting some chicken and need to take crap
>while shitting smoke alarm goes off as excess oil smokes
>stay in bathroom, need to finish shitting
>apartment is literally right by sensitive apartment smoke bell
>smoke leaks out of apartment and smoke bell starts ringing
>finish up shit, whole apartment is evacuating
mfw fire department literally has to come, inspect apartment building and turn off alarm

>> No.11950044
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>>11949347
Apartments are great. Last week, the maintenance guy got in a fist fight with a fat lesbian, because he found out she was pouring grease down the sink.

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>Last night
>Mother is at church, asks me to start the pasta for our family dinner over text as I am the only other person in the house she trusts with cooking.
>ffw pasta is cooked
>go to strain pasta in sink through a slightly too small colander
>pot slips out of my hand
>dump half the pasta down the sink into the garbage disposal
We still had just enough for everyone but i felt like a right fool.
BONUS ROUND
>Mom accidentally barges in on me pulling my horn leas than an hour after dinner
>hide in my room playing R6S the rest of the night
>fly out this morning before they wake up

>> No.11951793

>>11951787
Tl:dr anon dropped his spaghetti both literally and figuratively.

>> No.11951862

bump

>> No.11952409

>>11950044
Who won?

>> No.11952474

>>11952409
Prob fatty lesbo with the raep accusations

>> No.11952481

>>11949330
That's not very Christmassy

>> No.11953487

>>11952409
I'd say maintenance guy. Dyke got in more swings, but he hit a lot harder and she still has a cut under her eye. He's got no marks whatsoever.
>>11952474
This is, as you could imagine, the hickest of hick towns. We don't call the law on each other unless niggers. We just duke it out and go on about our day.