Show us your kitchen

[Anonymous No.11942352]

Last thread went well so let’s have another!

[Anonymous No.11942357]

To the anon who asked about this: it’s onions, tomatoes and peppers sweated with garlic, paprika, cumin, chilli and black pepper, then wilt in spinach. Now crack in eggs ontop and prices of cheese, I use goats to off set the sweetness of the tomatoes, then bake in the oven. Eaten with thick cut toasted bread.

[Anonymous No.11942361]

>>11942357
Oh, I added whole black pitted olives as well I think.

[Anonymous No.11942611]

Rate.

[Anonymous No.11942626]

>>11942352
What the fuck OP do you live in a bowling alley or a submarine

[Anonymous No.11942641]

>>11942626
kek, my sides

[Anonymous No.11942647]

>>11942611
I hate the limes. Is this the kitchen of that Nigerian guy who washes his chicken.

[Anonymous No.11942659]

>>11942626
This is my Tory government allocated living space. Only the very rich or the very Muslim are allowed to own larger homes.

[Anonymous No.11942711]

Guess i’ll Jump back in since last thread was fun

[Anonymous No.11942720]

>>11942352
your kitchen looks comfy as fuck. where do you live?

[Anonymous No.11942725]

>>11942357
So it’s shashuka. Just say that retard

[Anonymous No.11942739]

>>11942725
Well I didn't know that, I'd seen my mother in law make it and just riffed on that, well done for being aggressively autistic though.
>>11942720
South Bongland

[Anonymous No.11942747]

>>11942611
Who the fuck has orange cupboards?
How the fuck can you wake up to this shit with a hangover?

[Anonymous No.11942750]

>>11942711
>maybe if i use a panorama setting my kitchen won't look like its the size of a closet

[Anonymous No.11942756]

>>11942352
Imagine having to replace that range, though.

I posted my kitchen in the other thread maybe two days ago so I won't bother posting it again.
Try thinking of more original threads maybe.

[Anonymous No.11942761]

>>11942756
Yeah I'm very much hoping it never breaks or has to be fixed, same with all the under counter units really.

[Anonymous No.11942769]

>>11942725
I love shakshuka.
A little annoyed with how it always makes the ATHF theme play in my head, though.

[Anonymous No.11944159]

>>11942352
There’s only about four poster on /ck/ that have kitchens they aren’t embarrassed to post. Everyone else lives in shitty apartments or third world hell holes.

[Anonymous No.11944169]

>>11944159
This. My kitchen is ok, but it's still a basetier rental kitchen.

[Anonymous No.11944209]

>>11942352
You should run that tile all the way up to the ceiling on the vent hood wall.

[Anonymous No.11944230]

>>11944159
I certainly have an embarrassingly small kitchen.
But I'm still proud of the actual food I cook in it, so that's what I usually post photos of.
How about you?

[Anonymous No.11944231]

I think it's alright for a pretty small apartment. Not a whole lot of cabinet space, but plenty of prep space on the island.

>>11942352
The wood countertop looks nice, but is it a pain in the ass to keep it oiled and clean?

[Anonymous No.11944232]

no

[Anonymous No.11944235]

>>11944231
Fancy place anon, I dig.

[Anonymous No.11944252]

>>11944231
Based

[Anonymous No.11944260]

>>11944231
>The wood countertop looks nice, but is it a pain in the ass to keep it oiled and clean?
Not OP but I have a big butcher block island(8'x4') and after oiling it a bunch at the beginning, it's now only about once a month so it's not a real problem. I love it.

[Anonymous No.11944640]

>>11944231
expensive retirement home tier

[Anonymous No.11944659]

>>11944640
There's a few nice old people down the hall, but unfortunately so far management hasn't started hosting bingo nights. I only hope my kids lock me away in a place this nice when it's my time.

[Anonymous No.11944678]

>>11942756
>Having to remove the handles on all the cabinets to get that average sized oven out

[Anonymous No.11944703]

>>11942352
smowl

[Anonymous No.11944742]

Im renewing my kitchen at a dirt cheap house I bought. Any suggestions before it's too late?

[Anonymous No.11944748]

>>11944742
It looks perfect, wouldn't change a thing.

[Anonymous No.11944773]

>>11944748
come on now anon

[Anonymous No.11944780]

>>11944678
That doesn't bother me nearly as that dangerous righthand side.
>need to reach over all the burners for the only socket
>need to reach up and around the fucking stove somehow or climb ontop of it and the counter to get to shit on the shelves
>can't put drawers in that awkward waste of a corner because of the stupidly placed socket
Whoever designed this should be shot.

[Anonymous No.11944807]

>>11944742
I guess large floor tiles are a pretty cheap way to make a counter, but did you really have to build everything that fucking heavy?

Can't you glue the tiles on plywood and then just throw it on cheap particle board cabinets without all that masonry?

[Anonymous No.11944831]

>>11944807

I plan kneading bread and putting pressure on the counter, I asked the contractor for a resistant counter that can take all the work. He suggested two brick walls and a heavy counter, we did the numbers and I couldnt only afford large tiles for the the counter.

I know it's cheap but please take into consideration I live in a shithole and this kind of things are very costly. But that doesnt mean I want to have a disaster of a kitchen.

[Anonymous No.11944851]

>>11944831
You could probably stack half a ton of bread dough on that counter.

[Anonymous No.11944862]

The comfy kitchen I get to cook in when I go back to my mommy and daddy’s house

[Anonymous No.11945016]

>>11944862
Why is your mommy and daddy so fukin rich faggot

[Anonymous No.11945023]

>>11944862

daaang

[Anonymous No.11945028]

>>11944862
A kitchen rug? hard pass. If people cook there daily, it'll get messy soon.

[Anonymous No.11945038]

>>11942352
What's up with that copper pipe? Is it just running electric lines and supposed to look fancy? If so, 0/5

[Anonymous No.11945065]

>>11944862
>Electric stove
>A rug in the kitchen
>Mismatched cabinets
Eh. I like the blue cabinets, though.

[Anonymous No.11945070]

>>11945038
Gas line installed after the building's construction. Putting it in the walls would have been more expensive.

[Anonymous No.11945073]

My apartment that I just cleaned yesterday for an inspection.

[Anonymous No.11945081]

>>11945073
Where in the fuck do you live

[Anonymous No.11945092]

>>11945073
I too live in an ikea showroom

[Anonymous No.11945096]

>>11945016
They're white.

[Anonymous No.11945103]

>>11945070
Copper gas lines? No thanks

[Anonymous No.11945225]

>>11945073
>microwave

I've lived for 7 years without one. Do you gringos really like food that has been in a freezer for 4 weeks?

[Anonymous No.11945239]

>>11945225
How do you make water for coffee?

[Anonymous No.11945271]

>>11945239
The kettle is right there, stop being obtuse.

[Anonymous No.11945272]

>>11942352
https://www.houzz.co.uk/projects/3155067/traditional-galley-kitchen

why u lie

[Anonymous No.11945277]

>>11942357
>tomatoes in your cast iron
lmao 0/10 based retard

[Anonymous No.11945281]

>>11945277
>Believing the 'no tomatoes in cast iron' meme
kek

[Anonymous No.11945478]

>>11942641
That dog is clearly not laughing, but howling in pain from having his paw snipped by a sea snipper

[Anonymous No.11945629]

>>11945239
>make water
I thought only god could do that

[Anonymous No.11945662]

I went downstairs for night coffee so why not. The pantry is behind the fridge.

[Anonymous No.11945768]

>>11945070
I like the exposed pipes anon. Adds character.

[Anonymous No.11945775]

>>11945272
Ok yep. We’re now going to need a time stamp in that kitchen or else you’re full of shit anon.

[Anonymous No.11945811]

>>11942352
I love your kitchen. I'm sure people bitch about how narrow it is but it's perfect for one person cooking.

[Anonymous No.11945853]

>>11944851
Have you ever tried to pound out cutlets on a cheap counter?
>>11944742
You made a good decision on the materials. Did you manage to make it sturdy with all the brick and mortar, or did you leave gaps or is it going to settle wonky? The sink looks tiny, but it'll do if you don't use any large cookware or boards. Get some ventilation for the stove top.

[Anonymous No.11945910]

>>11945662
jesus the size of that microwave

[Anonymous No.11945981]

>>11944742
where's the house?
square footage? cost?

just being nosey

[Anonymous No.11945999]

>>11942747
irrelevant. they probably live in south america so they're always drunk

[Anonymous No.11946089]

>>11945910

It will be wall mounted... some day... you can see the paper on the wall where its supposed to go.

[Anonymous No.11946135]

>>11945981
>Bolivia
>500 square meters (fuck freedom units)
>30k upfront

[Anonymous No.11946190]

The wasted potential

[Anonymous No.11947007]

>>11945081
Adelaide, Australia.

>>11945225
No but it is useful for heating up yesterdays leftovers and milk on cold mornings.

[Anonymous No.11947791]

>>11945277
The high acidity foods like tomatoes and citrus juices will strip the seasoning and result in discoloration and metallic-tasting food.