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>> No.11937853

LOL, she's loving it! And so am I.

>> No.11937859

How does he get in?

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Ovarian Shake-filename.

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Oh god women eating things whole makes me feel funny feelings

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Waited for this sister post..

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>> No.11937901

What is she doing?
I'm just projecting my dreams here but that woman is wife material.

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those octopus look really tasty

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>> No.11937924

most bell peppers come shipped in loose boxes of 34 count, and they just dump them into a pile at your grocery store, they're not bagged like a valuable commodity, it's fucking bell pepper

this seems incredibly wasteful

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>> No.11937937

wife material
wife material in america
not wife material
top tier husband material

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>> No.11937948

>no one will ever do this to you

feels man bad

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>> No.11937975

do any of y'all have the webms of the crabs getting killed by machines

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>> No.11937988

consequence of economies struggling to bump growth, you also pay per piece and not by weight like wtf who are the idiots actually buying produce per piece, man first world economies NEED a fucking recession asap to burn out all that cheap money and fake growth

>> No.11937997

you really only see this with organic produce, and even then, i've only seen bagged low quantity produce at places like target, as a convenience item

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>> No.11938023

>dude what am I looking at is that nachos
>dude that might be absolutely amazing look at that color
>dude is he putting gummy-

>> No.11938027

nice operation
I bet that pork tastes like bliss

>> No.11938028

a mexican antojitos place opened up near me, they literally serve over the top sweet and spicy slop like this and nothing else

>> No.11938556


>pige wants out

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oh hey i do

>> No.11938592

catching karambwan

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You guys ever had really good beef?

>> No.11938987

Cute before, tasty after
Pigs truly are the best farm animal

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Did he just pay doubble for those eggs?

>> No.11939431

Pours clamato over the entire mess too.

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>> No.11939565

holy cow, you can really see the sadness through its eyes

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>> No.11939700

damn son

>> No.11939705

name good.

>> No.11939723

That's obviously sexual longing. Learn to empathize better.

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I'm a bit of a pork snob and I can tell you this pig did not die of starvation.
Goddamn, that looks like nice meat.

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How can white human bois compete?

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I hate how it cuts to footage of live animals.
For a second I thought that lady was blowtorching a live piggy. You know damned well those people do that shit.

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Is that a cat? Is she afraid of a cat?

>> No.11939992

I think it's a mouse chased by a cat.

>> No.11940012


Why not just put the bag under/over the hole?

>> No.11940018

Because you'll never get the octo out of the pot otherwise, and it's not like you're anywhere near strong enough to pull it out.

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You have any idea how deadly these shit are ?

>> No.11940031


They force it out with the salt water/stick method and it eventually just flops on the floor. No reason you can't elevate the pot and have a bag ready.

>> No.11940039

Fort King of the Surly Egg

>> No.11940049

She is finally ready to marry

>> No.11940052

How long before he seriously hurts himself?

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Can Confirm

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>> No.11940080

He makes the same gay retarded face no matter what he eats

>> No.11940087

Man, season 1 of that was top notch and season 2 was dogshit.
What a shame.

>> No.11940091

Not soon enough.

>> No.11940120

wtf I thought pigs had spiral tails?!

>> No.11940130

>cooking hand-fed pork in its own fat
Fuck, I'm cumming out of my nipples and ears fuck.

>> No.11940146 [DELETED] 

I hope you continued. Show really found it's groove season 3. Give it another chance anon. Parks and rec, and brooklyn nine nine were also garbage first couple seasons, same with gotham, and countless others. Let them find their stride.
Work checking out man.

>> No.11940148

for me

>> No.11940150

I hope you continued. Show really found it's groove season 3. Give it another chance anon. Parks and rec, and brooklyn nine nine were also garbage first couple seasons, same with gotham, and countless others. Let them find their stride.
Work checking out man.

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>> No.11940197

This is the cutest thing I've ever seen. I shouldn't feel this way about anything.

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how does egg?

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Oh there's more egg coming

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God damn it i eat 10 of those

>> No.11940541

its a shame they're so smart

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>> No.11940567

an...Asian Nigger? wahhhhh?

>> No.11940574

how much does he charge?

>> No.11940590

Number of times I've been sick eating any of these things

>> No.11940595

did she steal that?

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>> No.11940939

I love the taste of sharpie

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You'll like the taste of my dick.

>> No.11940955

>Seasoning your eggs before cooking them

>> No.11941179

Strogification of crabs

>> No.11941193

And his ""'analysis""" is literally just "oh wow, you can really taste of what its made of"

>> No.11941194


This was fucking bullshit. How could they not show the tiny creature eating it.

>> No.11941198

>double yolk

>> No.11941215

don't know if this is whats happening, but in areas like rural central and southern africa people literally believe cats are witches
like, unironcally

>> No.11941218

He also notices that the flavors are tasted together and it tastes good like that.

>> No.11941296

Where do all these eggs come from?

>> No.11941329

That face is gross and I'd slap that meat right out of his mouth if he made that face in front of me.

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>> No.11941494

Wow, literally the first thing in this video is wrong. Don't fry with sesame oil.

>> No.11941511

Why not? Works good, tastes good, has a smoke point around the same as butter. You can't deep fry, but pan frying is fine.

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Webm request!

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Wild animal, Rubber Boots Guy (The Chef), think he Knifes it?

>> No.11941706

Do they really do this in America?

>> No.11941733

Yes, it's a favorite hors d'oeuvre here

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Seriously, wtf

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lmao it's literally pissing

>> No.11941789

More like whore devours.

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>> No.11941911 [DELETED] 

Nice. I presume they're using plastics instead of bait, but what are they using to snag the fish without hooking it?

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The fish are jumping, for some reason anyway some just jump onto the boat.
(Volunteers WebM)
Better Filename.

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Fish seem to be jumping anyway, some jump right onto the boat?

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>> No.11941979

>When fish catch themselves by jumping onto your boat

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fuck dude, that WEBM made my asshole clench so bad.
I knew a kid that fell in an iced over pond in elementary school. He was alright but that shit is still scary as fuck.

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>> No.11942036

we all have irrational fears
that's mine
Fuck that shit

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It's only 2ft deep, Just had the WebMs.

>> No.11942075

It's like a two button phone game. Shark attacks are lame now.

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>Shark attacks are lame now
Um Sweetie...

>> No.11942116

that depends.
see I go to the mexican supermarket for shit like bellpeppers.
but in the wholefoods across the city they sell "fajita" mix bell peppers packaged in plastic like that for like 6 dollars.

>> No.11942244

Jesus christ this shit is cringe.
She obviously knows she's being filmed

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I'll give s3 a try. I think I stopped before I finished s2

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>> No.11942332

God I hate this fucking mutt

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>ok, they got it in some kind of trap
>I feel kinda bad for the fellow, I hope they put him down as painlessly as possible
>What the fuck is this, an ISIS execution video
>Bloody hell, Murricans are truly degenerates
>this ending

>> No.11942363

Cool. A subway.

Haha, get it? Subs?

>> No.11942382

Are you really this retarded or not?

>> No.11942386

Chichi, get the llello.

>> No.11942394

It was surprisingly heartwarming, and I didn't want to spoil it

>> No.11942417

Post the webm that shows what happens under the table.

>> No.11942451

*Eurobeat intensifies

>> No.11942466

Yeah I was thinking the same, those men are wise and adorable.

>> No.11942472

what are they contaminated with?

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>> No.11942509

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats funny ahahahababahahahahahaha

>> No.11942510

I've never seen a cat cast any spells. They'd be even more based if they could.

>> No.11942516

Haha thanks for making it. Those veiny udders are some wild shit

>> No.11942540


>> No.11942545

>webm title
Shitty bait, it's literally just hot sand.

>> No.11942556
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>Shitty bait
And you took it.
As the only person so far.

>> No.11942569

pesticides and shit. The more delicate the fruit the more you need to spray it to keep it from being eaten by bugs/molds etc

>> No.11942571

I don't appreciate your technique anon

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>> No.11942577

is that dog meat?
it said 狗狗

>> No.11942580

what the fuck niggers

That's just waste of food, no wonder you're starving.

>> No.11942581

itsgood he cut tha egg in the end so we kno wut was in ut

>> No.11942582

The level of efficiency we've reached at killing and preparing animals is kind of terrifying sometimes.

I'll still eat a burger though.

>> No.11942589

I see these packs at my grocery store being sold for 6 dollars. Meanwhile if you just buy the ones from a crate its 1/10th the price. Same thing with a lot of other produce, like brocolli or garlic. I don't know why people buy them when an alternative is significantly cheaper and available right next to them.

>> No.11942591

N-now I am confused.
Are they just in the business of selling antlers ?

>> No.11942619

Jesus Christ.
Two bucks (male deer) with their antlers intertwined in a river. One is dead. The living one cant get loose. 3 hunters cut some of the dead bucks antlers to free the living buck.

>> No.11942622

...you're kidding, right?

They're cutting off his antlers because they're stuck.

>> No.11942623

Sick Gainz

>> No.11942643

They could get hurt trying to pick them up or force them into the truck by hand, I understand

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Don't get so mad, anon. You know we have some city slickers here.

We had one (a buck, not a city slicker) that managed to tie himself to a tree with some old rope last year. We did get him free eventually, and since it was rope he got to keep the antlers, but it's not a risk-free endeavour. Even with the head immobilised these guys can kick the shit out of you.

>> No.11942671

Nice work, anon

>> No.11943029

This kills the crab :'(

>> No.11943125 [DELETED] 
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90 minutes until our 4cc team plays again,
today against /mu/

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4cc stream is live
we are the 2nd match of the day
gowan /ck/

>> No.11943346

Hammond, pls stop.

>> No.11943359

Man, Anthony Cumia looks like shit these days. And so does his cooking.

>> No.11943385 [DELETED] 

is that surly king of the egg fort? hahha

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oh yes it is

>> No.11943410 [DELETED] 

whoever is responsible for this is amazing.

>> No.11943411

I was just thinking about making this webm last night. Thanks mate.

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we are up in 10 -15 minutes if you want to see him live

>> No.11943418 [DELETED] 

Not food.

>> No.11943424 [DELETED] 

i can seee eggs, coffee, a mc chicken
looks like food to me

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>> No.11943462 [DELETED] 

What the fuck even is this?

>> No.11943470 [DELETED] 

scottish cuisine

>> No.11943471 [DELETED] 

4chan-wide soccer tournament with every board.

>> No.11943477

>when the eye ball pops

>> No.11943478 [DELETED] 

this is the four chin cup
a tournament where the boards of 4chan compete in modded pro evolution soccer


watch here >>11943454
for a taste of /ck/ playing pretty much now

>> No.11943523 [DELETED] 

Fuuuuuck u jeff magnum

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>> No.11943583

based Surly

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Fuck off, based fast food.

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>> No.11943614

A mcchicken and a cup of coffee hugging the surly king is the funniest fucking thing I've seen out of /ck/ in months.

>> No.11943649 [DELETED] 

glad you enjoyed it

on sunday we play against /gd/ in our last group match, we need a win to advance for sure, but can advance to knockouts even on loss/draw

see you on sunday

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Except you're not going to because your team and board are trash.


>> No.11943661

Vitamins and anti-oxidants.

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>> No.11943696

Chink here
The lady is saying the pig has very human eyes.

>> No.11943718
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>> No.11943725
File: 2.55 MB, 640x360, Making Poached Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11943737
File: 2.45 MB, 640x360, A Full English Breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11943766
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>> No.11943773

>that nigger

>> No.11943834

Why are pajeets so fucking disgusting? Why can't they be civilised?

>> No.11943897

kay has been to prison 4 being a benefits cheat aka a benefits sponge aka a benefits scoundrel

>> No.11943919
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Da Fuck

>> No.11943934

The bottom of that pan has seen things

>> No.11943936
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I want to punch his face as hard as i can.

>> No.11943939
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/ck/ is a libertarian board. We won't start hating Kay just because she fucks with the State and proves that benefits don't work.

>> No.11943969 [DELETED] 
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long live the surly king

>> No.11943970

I miss her videos. It seems she has stopped making them

>> No.11943980
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Sometimes I like to roll and make my eggs while scratching my anus so I can feel japanese

>> No.11943986

a-anon, I...

>> No.11943989 [DELETED] 

I fucking died.

>> No.11944019 [DELETED] 

Is there something wrong with me when I get disgusted and angry at these meme videos? I'm otherwise a very calm person.

>> No.11944022

I can confirm. My father was from Angola. I remember once when I was a kid a black cat went right past us, he whispered to himself "Satanas, filho da puta" which directly translates to: "Satanas, son of a bitch".

>> No.11944025
File: 2.96 MB, 960x540, Avocado fries.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Yes, there is. Seek help.

>> No.11944040

fucking beaners are disgusting

>> No.11944053 [DELETED] 

Imagine if he ever saw this. It ends up in some shitty meme compilation video or something and one of his customers brings it to his attention. How fucking confused would you be.

>> No.11944081

I can kinda understand those ramen dorito dishes with tons of shit poured on top but this is just retarded. Are they just trying to see how far they can take this fad?

>> No.11944087

does you?
does you really?
stupid nigger

>> No.11944095

god I hate millenials

>> No.11944098

did this straight out of the water near iwo jima, octopus are tasty.

>> No.11944110

>does you
And I'm the nigger? Or is this some new form of shitposting I haven't encountered yet?

>> No.11944112

fucking americans

>> No.11944125

so the whole idea to make a meal scottish is just "pop" it?

>> No.11944134

ye me too, caught a pokemon in nihama prefecture and it was good, did excellent choreographed origami under the cherry blossoms and then headed home to my qt schoolgirl girlfriend with cat ears

>> No.11944161

Hey, it's the old man from Duck Dynasty. I'd been wondering what they got up to.

>> No.11944204

That is going in my authentic mexican food collection.

>> No.11944207
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Some more in case you don't have them already.

>> No.11944211
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>> No.11944212
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>> No.11944213

Oh bullshit, stop assigning human emotions to animals.

>> No.11944214

Did Mark "you watch the food I'll hide the bodies" Wiens teach her to react like that?

>> No.11944215
File: 2.97 MB, 480x360, Why we need a seventh wall.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11944216
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>> No.11944217
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>> No.11944229 [DELETED] 

He would be entering a world of confusion

>> No.11944234 [DELETED] 

4chan cup is the greatest thing this site has created

>> No.11944269


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>> No.11944283

What is it?

>> No.11944291 [DELETED] 


>> No.11944337

A great show anon.
Called Letterkenney.
Best way to describe it would be like...
A canadian, maybe conservative, type of trailer park boys?
Great show, I suggest you check it out.
Here's the first 2 minutes of the first episode.

>> No.11944349

Just why and how? It would make sense if someone opened one of these places to trick people into eating disgusting meme shit but why are there more of them? Who is the target audience? Are there people who regularly eat this garbage?

>> No.11944360

if they're hunters why are they in the business of freeing durr

>> No.11944363


>> No.11944368

it's just staged for reality tv

>> No.11944384
File: 59 KB, 300x240, Cheers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11944445

because it's not fun that way

>> No.11944448

Yes, they are called Mexicans.

>> No.11944482

probably citrus juice.

>> No.11944492

is this in NY? I want to kick him in the nose

>> No.11944498

so basically everything that Bolivia produces. Fuck my country

>> No.11944508

a funny asian what a rare sight

>> No.11944532

is there another egg inside the second one?

>> No.11944537

you need to make a vortex for a poached egg

>> No.11944567

Got a friend who runs a smallholding - raised three pigs and recently slaughtered their first batch of meat rabbits. Shit is absolutely delicious.

>> No.11944572

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers ... until his job got automated.

>> No.11944605

Talk about being on a roll.

>> No.11944619

>3 hunters cut some of the dead bucks antlers to free the living buck.
Except the living one is running off without antlers at the end.

>> No.11944653
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This is offensive, and I have Mexican step family. They would never go near that.

>> No.11944772

I don't fucking care, faggot.

>> No.11944774


Gib tard milkies.

>> No.11945707

what is with the ridiculous amount of chink webms?
wth is going on.

>> No.11945720
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Being unable to afford or forced to not eat your country's locally grown crops as selling them to the US is more profitable to drug cartels or drug cartels threatening to kill you and your family for harvesting their avocados.

>> No.11945726

Are you new here?
welcome, gtfo

>> No.11945727

>I love to eat meat
>I hate it when animals die :(
you can't have it both ways, fampai.

>> No.11945747


>> No.11945754

chink webms litter 4chan/nel, newfren

>> No.11945963
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That or this...

>> No.11945968
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It's the same principle as mineral licks used by animals. Ideally salt in the dirt should leak back into the eggs.

>> No.11945982

>Cheez Whiz

>> No.11945994
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Xem đầu bếp Nhật Bản làm thịt con bạch tuộc sống khổng lồ chuyên nghiệp và đẳng cấp.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11946011

>using metal utensil in a non-stick pan
>all the useless extra steps
>the cold-looking french fries
I can't even

>> No.11946021

>cheese whiz instead of provolone
>no grilled bell peppers
>no mushrooms
>using capicola instead of steak
>not calling it the Juicy Lucy

>> No.11946030

(insert butthurt comment calling Asians insects, soulless, or both)

>> No.11946077
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>> No.11946081
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>> No.11946083

>sever antlers with chainsaw
>let it go
Americans and Chinese are becoming more and more the same.
I hate it

>> No.11946088

Which really irked me.
"Hey sorry about this, but your a doe now."
"What do you mean, just cut off the dead ones antlers? Fuck that, you will be fine."

>> No.11946111

it was locked with another buck that died. they cut the antlers off to free it.

>> No.11946114

They could have cut off the dead ones antlers, but that would have been cruel, right?

>> No.11946119

Of all the things she's doing wrong, that's the only thing you mention?

>> No.11946122

if you cut off the dead deers antlers they are still locked together with the live deer, it can get caught again. deer antlers regrow anyways.

>> No.11946127

>deer antlers regrow anyways.
Yes, next season.
I mean, I get it if it's the end of rut, but doing that to a buck at the start of rut would just be fucked up.

>> No.11946130

as opposed to letting nature take its course and letting the buck die while locked with a another buck. it's still better off.

>> No.11946133

You're a fuckin' mad retard my nigga.

>> No.11946140
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Calm the fuck down, the antlers will grow back next year. Saving a stuck animal by removing a part that can safely grow back after being removed isn't the same as boiling pets alive because pain adds spice or endangering rare animals because snorting tried pangolin apparently does "something".

>> No.11946150

The best outcome would be to spend several minutes trying to cut the dead buck's antlers off to free the live one and then it gores everyone to death with its free antlers, obviously

>> No.11946167

well while we're at it they should have called a veterinarian, anesthetize the animal and given it fluids, meal and a warm place to recover. but hey, we can't always assume the best case scenario. they helped when they didn't have too, let's not be a nancy.

>> No.11946169

Tiananmen square massacre of 1970-something.
FUCKING subhuman bugs!

>> No.11946171

What the fuck

>> No.11946183
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>> No.11946192

They should have tied the chainsaw to the bucks head before releasing it as a consolation prize.

>> No.11946196

Fuck yeah. This should be a movie.

>> No.11946199

Motherfucker would be swimming in deer pussy.

>> No.11946200
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>> No.11946207

What really gets me is that this isn't the kind of thing you just matter the first time around. He's gone through boatloads of eggs to get to this point.

That's years of eggs for this one clip.

That's the real shock.

>> No.11946210
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>> No.11946218
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You don't have to test with eggs. When LA Beast was preparing for his world record for maple syrup he tested using just the bottle with water, then with different types of liquids, since he didn't want to drink that much syrup.

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>> No.11946236

I could swear mainlanders aren't people sometimes. Like some sort souless divergent evolution.

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>> No.11946249

Fuck you.

>> No.11946258

Based red hot nickel ball

>> No.11946264
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>> No.11946280
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It's a Portuguese egg tart.

The 狗狗崇崇 is an internet meme, but I don't get it

>> No.11946285

No seasoning AT ALL.

>> No.11946290


I threw up in my bed watching this.

>> No.11946295

She didn't die or something did she?!

>> No.11946318
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File name

>> No.11946326

>That tomato.
For fucks sake, sharpen your knife!

>> No.11946327
File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, Pasta Knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>not making your own knife

>> No.11946329

yeah, you do it right before you cook.

>> No.11946429
File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, veg pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Jerky V Venison, Fuk X 2

>> No.11946448

Sometimes all your eggplants just fruit overnight and you have to sell them quickly.

>> No.11946454
File: 2.85 MB, 720x404, Vegan Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Why aren't more people vegans?

>> No.11946457

Could be worse I guess, last summer we had a bad hail storm that bruised my pickle plants before the jars could even harden.

>> No.11946467
File: 1.00 MB, 640x360, Dad Goes Out For Bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Closer to the Bone the sweeter the Meat.
Also Imprinted Shenanigans...

>> No.11946475

Cow on the left didnt give a fuck.

>> No.11946488



>> No.11946518
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>> No.11946523

This is how i used to get away with eating the delicacies when i was a line chef, shove it in whole and chew slow, while praying noone comes to speak to you.

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>> No.11946574

>semen resembling dipping sauce

>> No.11946583


>> No.11946588

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


>> No.11946592

They are saying that it's semen which resembles dipping sauce.

>> No.11946642

All that is man.

>> No.11946672
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>> No.11946700

What's the original ad about? Some things you can't macguyver?

>> No.11946792

It's eggs all the way down

>> No.11946907

:/ I caught a puffer fish while I was there on det. anon not everything on the internet is a lie.

>> No.11946948

I caught two puffer fish and a skipjack tuna which I used for my ramen

>> No.11947136

i'd do the same thing, except i'll be seen more funny than repulsive for it

>> No.11947196


>> No.11947282

God I wish that was me

>> No.11947300

Yo listen up
Heres the story about a little guy that lives in an egg world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just egg like him
Inside and outside
egg his house with a egg little window and a egg corvette
And everything is egg for him and his-self
And everybody around cuz he aint got nobody to listen to.

>> No.11947442


t. soulless bugman

>> No.11947459

I've been learning about how smart they are, how they carry around favorite rocks or toys, and researchers will give them puzzles to solve so they don't get bored.
I like how they taste, but I don't think I'm going to eat them anymore.
Everyone else can if they want, but I don't wanna.

>> No.11947497

Eat squid then. Their intelligence is more debatable

>> No.11947501

I agree with you on that, thanks.

>> No.11947591

incredibly cute and loving, and you get to put them out of their misery before they taint their own legacy by growing old and feeble. It's a perfect pet as long as the kill is quick and painless.

>> No.11947789

integration by parts

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