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Eggs...,Edition

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>> No.11937853

>>11937820
LOL, she's loving it! And so am I.

>> No.11937859

>>11937827
How does he get in?

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>>11937853
Ovarian Shake-filename.
FUK

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>>11937867

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>>11937820
Oh god women eating things whole makes me feel funny feelings

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>>11937878
Waited for this sister post..

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>> No.11937901

>>11937820
What is she doing?
I'm just projecting my dreams here but that woman is wife material.

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>>11937839

those octopus look really tasty

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>>11937863
OP

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>> No.11937924

>>11937890
most bell peppers come shipped in loose boxes of 34 count, and they just dump them into a pile at your grocery store, they're not bagged like a valuable commodity, it's fucking bell pepper

this seems incredibly wasteful

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>>11937903

>> No.11937937

>>11937820
>>11937879
wife material
>>11937878
wife material in america
>>11937922
not wife material
>>11937827
top tier husband material

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>> No.11937948

>>11937820
>no one will ever do this to you

feels man bad

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>> No.11937975

do any of y'all have the webms of the crabs getting killed by machines

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>> No.11937988

>>11937924
consequence of economies struggling to bump growth, you also pay per piece and not by weight like wtf who are the idiots actually buying produce per piece, man first world economies NEED a fucking recession asap to burn out all that cheap money and fake growth

>> No.11937997

>>11937988
you really only see this with organic produce, and even then, i've only seen bagged low quantity produce at places like target, as a convenience item

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>> No.11938023

>>11937984
>dude what am I looking at is that nachos
>dude that might be absolutely amazing look at that color
>dude is he putting gummy-
>DUDE IS HE RUINING THAT WITH CAND-
>DUDE

>> No.11938027

>>11938018
>>11938022
nice operation
I bet that pork tastes like bliss

>> No.11938028

>>11937984
a mexican antojitos place opened up near me, they literally serve over the top sweet and spicy slop like this and nothing else

>> No.11938556

>>11938018

>pige wants out

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>>11937975
oh hey i do

>> No.11938592

>>11937839
catching karambwan

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You guys ever had really good beef?

>> No.11938987

>>11938018
>>11938022
Cute before, tasty after
Pigs truly are the best farm animal

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>>11937841
Did he just pay doubble for those eggs?

>> No.11939431

>>11938023
Pours clamato over the entire mess too.

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>>11938777

>> No.11939565

>>11938018
holy cow, you can really see the sadness through its eyes

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>> No.11939700

>>11938589
damn son

>> No.11939705

>>11937827
>jobfile
name good.

>> No.11939723

>>11939565
That's obviously sexual longing. Learn to empathize better.

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>>11939569
I'm a bit of a pork snob and I can tell you this pig did not die of starvation.
Goddamn, that looks like nice meat.

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>>11938018
How can white human bois compete?

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>>11938022
I hate how it cuts to footage of live animals.
For a second I thought that lady was blowtorching a live piggy. You know damned well those people do that shit.

>> No.11939936

>>11939454
kek

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>>11937922
Is that a cat? Is she afraid of a cat?

>> No.11939992

>>11939965
I think it's a mouse chased by a cat.

>> No.11940012

>>11937839

Why not just put the bag under/over the hole?

>> No.11940018

>>11940012
Because you'll never get the octo out of the pot otherwise, and it's not like you're anywhere near strong enough to pull it out.

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>>11939965
You have any idea how deadly these shit are ?

>> No.11940031

>>11940018

They force it out with the salt water/stick method and it eventually just flops on the floor. No reason you can't elevate the pot and have a bag ready.

>> No.11940039

>>11937827
Fort King of the Surly Egg

>> No.11940049

>>11937878
She is finally ready to marry

>> No.11940052

>>11937882
How long before he seriously hurts himself?

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>>11940030
Can Confirm

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>> No.11940080

>>11938777
He makes the same gay retarded face no matter what he eats

>> No.11940087

>>11940056
Man, season 1 of that was top notch and season 2 was dogshit.
What a shame.

>> No.11940091

>>11940052
Not soon enough.

>> No.11940120

>>11938018
wtf I thought pigs had spiral tails?!

>> No.11940130

>>11939569
>cooking hand-fed pork in its own fat
Fuck, I'm cumming out of my nipples and ears fuck.

>> No.11940146 [DELETED] 

>>11940056
I hope you continued. Show really found it's groove season 3. Give it another chance anon. Parks and rec, and brooklyn nine nine were also garbage first couple seasons, same with gotham, and countless others. Let them find their stride.
Work checking out man.

>> No.11940148

>>11940078
for me

>> No.11940150

>>11940087
I hope you continued. Show really found it's groove season 3. Give it another chance anon. Parks and rec, and brooklyn nine nine were also garbage first couple seasons, same with gotham, and countless others. Let them find their stride.
Work checking out man.

>> No.11940187

>>11939254
Yep.

>> No.11940197

>>11937820
This is the cutest thing I've ever seen. I shouldn't feel this way about anything.

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>>11937827
how does egg?

>> No.11940247

>>11937827
what?

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Eggs?
EGGS?
I'LL GIVE YOU EGGS!

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Oh there's more egg coming

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>> No.11940502

>>11939434

God damn it i eat 10 of those

>> No.11940541

>>11938018
its a shame they're so smart

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>>11937827

>> No.11940567

>>11937820
an...Asian Nigger? wahhhhh?

>> No.11940574

>>11937827
how much does he charge?

>> No.11940590

>>11939434
Number of times I've been sick eating any of these things
>0

>> No.11940595

>>11937820
did she steal that?

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>> No.11940939

>>11940451
I love the taste of sharpie

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>>11940939
You'll like the taste of my dick.

>> No.11940955

>>11940946
>Seasoning your eggs before cooking them
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11941179

>>11938589
Strogification of crabs

>> No.11941193

>>11940080
And his ""'analysis""" is literally just "oh wow, you can really taste of what its made of"

>> No.11941194

>>11940946

This was fucking bullshit. How could they not show the tiny creature eating it.

>> No.11941198

>>11937836
>double yolk
rakiii

>> No.11941215

>>11939965
don't know if this is whats happening, but in areas like rural central and southern africa people literally believe cats are witches
like, unironcally

>> No.11941218

>>11941193
He also notices that the flavors are tasted together and it tastes good like that.

>> No.11941296

>>11937827
Where do all these eggs come from?

>> No.11941329

>>11938777
That face is gross and I'd slap that meat right out of his mouth if he made that face in front of me.

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>>11939753

>> No.11941494

>>11940464
Wow, literally the first thing in this video is wrong. Don't fry with sesame oil.

>> No.11941511

>>11941494
Why not? Works good, tastes good, has a smoke point around the same as butter. You can't deep fry, but pan frying is fine.

>> No.11941580

>>11941389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct2n2iiiIGQ

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Webm request!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuJzZWIhhsu/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1e76he19ewhec

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>>11939965
Wild animal, Rubber Boots Guy (The Chef), think he Knifes it?

>> No.11941706

>>11937878
Do they really do this in America?

>> No.11941733

>>11941706
Yes, it's a favorite hors d'oeuvre here

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>>11941581
YOU MADE ME WATCH THIS!
Seriously, wtf

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>>11941747
lmao it's literally pissing

>> No.11941789

>>11941733
More like whore devours.

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>>11941899
Nice. I presume they're using plastics instead of bait, but what are they using to snag the fish without hooking it?

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>>11941911
The fish are jumping, for some reason anyway some just jump onto the boat.
(Volunteers WebM)
Better Filename.

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Fish seem to be jumping anyway, some jump right onto the boat?

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>> No.11941979

>>11941909
>>11941958
>When fish catch themselves by jumping onto your boat

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>>11937960
fuck dude, that WEBM made my asshole clench so bad.
I knew a kid that fell in an iced over pond in elementary school. He was alright but that shit is still scary as fuck.

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>>11942010
Really

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>> No.11942036

>>11942025
we all have irrational fears
that's mine
Fuck that shit

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>>11942036
It's only 2ft deep, Just had the WebMs.

>> No.11942075

>>11942067
It's like a two button phone game. Shark attacks are lame now.

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>>11942075
>Shark attacks are lame now
Um Sweetie...

>> No.11942116

>>11937924
that depends.
see I go to the mexican supermarket for shit like bellpeppers.
but in the wholefoods across the city they sell "fajita" mix bell peppers packaged in plastic like that for like 6 dollars.

>> No.11942244

>>11937820
Jesus christ this shit is cringe.
She obviously knows she's being filmed

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>>11940150
I'll give s3 a try. I think I stopped before I finished s2

>> No.11942310

>>11938589
THIS MACHINE KILLS CRABS

>> No.11942332

>>11938777
God I hate this fucking mutt

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>>11942110
>ok, they got it in some kind of trap
>I feel kinda bad for the fellow, I hope they put him down as painlessly as possible
>VROOM VROOM
>What the fuck is this, an ISIS execution video
>Bloody hell, Murricans are truly degenerates
>this ending
welp

>> No.11942363

>>11942292
Cool. A subway.

Haha, get it? Subs?

>> No.11942382

>>11942336
Are you really this retarded or not?

>> No.11942386

>>11942110
Chichi, get the llello.

>> No.11942394

>>11942382
It was surprisingly heartwarming, and I didn't want to spoil it

>> No.11942417

>>11938777
Post the webm that shows what happens under the table.

>> No.11942451

>>11941389
*Eurobeat intensifies

>> No.11942466

>>11942394
Yeah I was thinking the same, those men are wise and adorable.

>> No.11942472

>>11939434
what are they contaminated with?

>> No.11942486

>>11942472
ligma

>> No.11942509

>>11940455
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats funny ahahahababahahahahahaha

>> No.11942510

>>11941215
I've never seen a cat cast any spells. They'd be even more based if they could.

>> No.11942516

>>11941747
Haha thanks for making it. Those veiny udders are some wild shit

>> No.11942540

>>11942472
Taste

>> No.11942545

>>11939753
>webm title
Shitty bait, it's literally just hot sand.

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>>11942545
>Shitty bait
And you took it.
As the only person so far.

>> No.11942569

>>11942472
pesticides and shit. The more delicate the fruit the more you need to spray it to keep it from being eaten by bugs/molds etc

>> No.11942571

>>11942556
I don't appreciate your technique anon

>> No.11942574

>>11940451
AHAH SO CLASSY AND STYLISH WOW I WISH I WAS AS COOL AND CLASSY WOW I'M GONNA REPOST THIS ON REDDIT NOW

WOW

>> No.11942577

>>11937820
is that dog meat?
it said 狗狗

>> No.11942580

>>11940460
what the fuck niggers

That's just waste of food, no wonder you're starving.

>> No.11942581

>>11940485
itsgood he cut tha egg in the end so we kno wut was in ut

>> No.11942582

>>11941389
The level of efficiency we've reached at killing and preparing animals is kind of terrifying sometimes.

I'll still eat a burger though.

>> No.11942589

>>11937924
I see these packs at my grocery store being sold for 6 dollars. Meanwhile if you just buy the ones from a crate its 1/10th the price. Same thing with a lot of other produce, like brocolli or garlic. I don't know why people buy them when an alternative is significantly cheaper and available right next to them.

>> No.11942591

>>11942466
N-now I am confused.
Are they just in the business of selling antlers ?

>> No.11942619

>>11942591
Jesus Christ.
Two bucks (male deer) with their antlers intertwined in a river. One is dead. The living one cant get loose. 3 hunters cut some of the dead bucks antlers to free the living buck.

>> No.11942622

>>11942591
...you're kidding, right?

They're cutting off his antlers because they're stuck.

>> No.11942623

>>11940546
Sick Gainz

>> No.11942643

>>11939444
They could get hurt trying to pick them up or force them into the truck by hand, I understand

>> No.11942658
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>> No.11942665
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>>11942619
Don't get so mad, anon. You know we have some city slickers here.

We had one (a buck, not a city slicker) that managed to tie himself to a tree with some old rope last year. We did get him free eventually, and since it was rope he got to keep the antlers, but it's not a risk-free endeavour. Even with the head immobilised these guys can kick the shit out of you.

>> No.11942671

>>11942363
Nice work, anon

>> No.11943029

>>11938589
This kills the crab :'(

>> No.11943125 [DELETED] 
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90 minutes until our 4cc team plays again,
today against /mu/

>> No.11943305
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>> No.11943323 [DELETED] 
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4cc stream is live
we are the 2nd match of the day
gowan /ck/

>> No.11943346

>>11943305
Hammond, pls stop.

>> No.11943359

>>11943305
Man, Anthony Cumia looks like shit these days. And so does his cooking.

>> No.11943385 [DELETED] 

>>11943323
is that surly king of the egg fort? hahha

>> No.11943397 [DELETED] 
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>>11943385
oh yes it is

>> No.11943410 [DELETED] 

>>11943397
whoever is responsible for this is amazing.

>> No.11943411

>>11943305
I was just thinking about making this webm last night. Thanks mate.

>> No.11943416 [DELETED] 
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>>11943385
we are up in 10 -15 minutes if you want to see him live

>> No.11943418 [DELETED] 

>>11943416
>>11943323
Not food.

>> No.11943424 [DELETED] 

>>11943418
i can seee eggs, coffee, a mc chicken
looks like food to me

>> No.11943440 [DELETED] 

>>11943397
awesome

>> No.11943454 [DELETED] 

>>11943440
>>11943410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHcwyIRS1tE

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ck/

>> No.11943462 [DELETED] 

>>11943125
>>11943305
>>11943323
>>11943397
>>11943416
What the fuck even is this?

>> No.11943470 [DELETED] 

>>11943462
scottish cuisine

>> No.11943471 [DELETED] 

>>11943462
4chan-wide soccer tournament with every board.

>> No.11943477

>>11941784
>when the eye ball pops

>> No.11943478 [DELETED] 

>>11943462
this is the four chin cup
a tournament where the boards of 4chan compete in modded pro evolution soccer

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ#What..._is_this.3F

watch here >>11943454
for a taste of /ck/ playing pretty much now

>> No.11943523 [DELETED] 

>>11943478
Fuuuuuck u jeff magnum

>> No.11943538

>>11942033
cool

>> No.11943568
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>> No.11943570 [DELETED] 

HOW DOES HE GET OUT???

>> No.11943583

based Surly

>> No.11943595
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>>11943583
Fuck off, based fast food.

>> No.11943612 [DELETED] 

HOW
DOES
HE
SCORE
FROM
INSIDE
THE
FORT??

>> No.11943614

A mcchicken and a cup of coffee hugging the surly king is the funniest fucking thing I've seen out of /ck/ in months.

>> No.11943649 [DELETED] 

>>11943614
glad you enjoyed it

on sunday we play against /gd/ in our last group match, we need a win to advance for sure, but can advance to knockouts even on loss/draw

see you on sunday

>> No.11943658 [DELETED] 
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>>11943649
Except you're not going to because your team and board are trash.

Sincerely,
/mlp/

>> No.11943661

>>11942472
Vitamins and anti-oxidants.

>> No.11943695
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>> No.11943696

>>11938018
Chink here
The lady is saying the pig has very human eyes.

>> No.11943718
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>> No.11943725
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>> No.11943737
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>> No.11943766
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>> No.11943773

>>11943766
>that nigger
spooky

>> No.11943834

>>11942658
Why are pajeets so fucking disgusting? Why can't they be civilised?

>> No.11943897

>>11943737
kay has been to prison 4 being a benefits cheat aka a benefits sponge aka a benefits scoundrel

>> No.11943919
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>>11943897
Da Fuck

>> No.11943934

>>11943718
>>11943725
The bottom of that pan has seen things

>> No.11943936
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>>11938777
I want to punch his face as hard as i can.

>> No.11943939
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>>11943897
/ck/ is a libertarian board. We won't start hating Kay just because she fucks with the State and proves that benefits don't work.

>> No.11943969 [DELETED] 
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long live the surly king

>> No.11943970

>>11943718
>>11943725
I miss her videos. It seems she has stopped making them

>> No.11943980
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>>11940469
Sometimes I like to roll and make my eggs while scratching my anus so I can feel japanese

>> No.11943986

>>11943970
a-anon, I...

>> No.11943989 [DELETED] 

>>11943969
I fucking died.

>> No.11944019 [DELETED] 

>>11943658
Is there something wrong with me when I get disgusted and angry at these meme videos? I'm otherwise a very calm person.

>> No.11944022

>>11941215
>>11942510
I can confirm. My father was from Angola. I remember once when I was a kid a black cat went right past us, he whispered to himself "Satanas, filho da puta" which directly translates to: "Satanas, son of a bitch".

>> No.11944025
File: 2.96 MB, 960x540, Avocado fries.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11944019
Yes, there is. Seek help.

>> No.11944040

>>11937984
fucking beaners are disgusting

>> No.11944053 [DELETED] 

>>11943969
Imagine if he ever saw this. It ends up in some shitty meme compilation video or something and one of his customers brings it to his attention. How fucking confused would you be.

>> No.11944081

>>11937984
I can kinda understand those ramen dorito dishes with tons of shit poured on top but this is just retarded. Are they just trying to see how far they can take this fad?

>> No.11944087

>>11944081
does you?
does you really?
stupid nigger

>> No.11944095

>>11940815
god I hate millenials

>> No.11944098

>>11937839
did this straight out of the water near iwo jima, octopus are tasty.

>> No.11944110

>>11944087
>does you
And I'm the nigger? Or is this some new form of shitposting I haven't encountered yet?

>> No.11944112

>>11943305
fucking americans

>> No.11944125

>>11943305
so the whole idea to make a meal scottish is just "pop" it?

>> No.11944134

>>11944098
ye me too, caught a pokemon in nihama prefecture and it was good, did excellent choreographed origami under the cherry blossoms and then headed home to my qt schoolgirl girlfriend with cat ears

>> No.11944161

>>11937863
Hey, it's the old man from Duck Dynasty. I'd been wondering what they got up to.

>> No.11944204

>>11937984
That is going in my authentic mexican food collection.

>> No.11944207
File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, Why we need a fifth walll.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11944207

Some more in case you don't have them already.

>> No.11944211
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>> No.11944212
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>> No.11944213

>>11939565
Oh bullshit, stop assigning human emotions to animals.

>> No.11944214

>>11937820
Did Mark "you watch the food I'll hide the bodies" Wiens teach her to react like that?

>> No.11944215
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>> No.11944216
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>> No.11944217
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>> No.11944221
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>> No.11944229 [DELETED] 

>>11944053
He would be entering a world of confusion

>> No.11944234 [DELETED] 

>>11943969
4chan cup is the greatest thing this site has created

>> No.11944269

>>11937839
https://www.quora.com/Why-is-it-illegal-to-perform-surgery-on-a-octopus-without-anesthesia

>> No.11944281 [DELETED] 

>>11937914
https://www.quora.com/Why-is-it-illegal-to-perform-surgery-on-a-octopus-without-anesthesia

>> No.11944283

>>11940056
What is it?

>> No.11944291 [DELETED] 

>>11939454
https://www.quora.com/Why-is-it-illegal-to-perform-surgery-on-a-octopus-without-anesthesia

>> No.11944337

>>11944283
A great show anon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterkenny_(TV_series)
Called Letterkenney.
Best way to describe it would be like...
A canadian, maybe conservative, type of trailer park boys?
Great show, I suggest you check it out.
Here's the first 2 minutes of the first episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDE

>> No.11944349

>>11944207
>>11944211
>>11944212
>>11944215
>>11944217
>>11944221
Just why and how? It would make sense if someone opened one of these places to trick people into eating disgusting meme shit but why are there more of them? Who is the target audience? Are there people who regularly eat this garbage?

>> No.11944360

>>11942619
if they're hunters why are they in the business of freeing durr

>> No.11944363

>>11944337
Thanks

>> No.11944368

>>11942580
it's just staged for reality tv

>> No.11944384
File: 59 KB, 300x240, Cheers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11944363

>> No.11944445

>>11940012
because it's not fun that way

>> No.11944448

>>11944349
Yes, they are called Mexicans.

>> No.11944482

>>11940031
probably citrus juice.

>> No.11944492

>>11938777
is this in NY? I want to kick him in the nose

>> No.11944498

>>11939434
so basically everything that Bolivia produces. Fuck my country

>> No.11944508

>>11937882
a funny asian what a rare sight

>> No.11944532

>>11943919
is there another egg inside the second one?

>> No.11944537

>>11943725
you need to make a vortex for a poached egg

>> No.11944567

>>11940130
Got a friend who runs a smallholding - raised three pigs and recently slaughtered their first batch of meat rabbits. Shit is absolutely delicious.

>> No.11944572

>>11937890
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers ... until his job got automated.

>> No.11944605

>>11942292
Talk about being on a roll.

>> No.11944619

>>11942619
>3 hunters cut some of the dead bucks antlers to free the living buck.
Except the living one is running off without antlers at the end.

>> No.11944653
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>>11944207
This is offensive, and I have Mexican step family. They would never go near that.

>> No.11944772

>>11944567
I don't fucking care, faggot.

>> No.11944774

>>11937986

Gib tard milkies.

>> No.11945707

what is with the ridiculous amount of chink webms?
wth is going on.

>> No.11945720
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>>11944349
Being unable to afford or forced to not eat your country's locally grown crops as selling them to the US is more profitable to drug cartels or drug cartels threatening to kill you and your family for harvesting their avocados.

>> No.11945726

>>11945707
Are you new here?
welcome, gtfo

>> No.11945727

>>11939753
>I love to eat meat
>I hate it when animals die :(
you can't have it both ways, fampai.

>> No.11945747

>>11945726
what?

>> No.11945754

>>11945747
chink webms litter 4chan/nel, newfren

>> No.11945963
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>>11945707
That or this...

>> No.11945968
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>>11942580
It's the same principle as mineral licks used by animals. Ideally salt in the dirt should leak back into the eggs.

>> No.11945982

>>11945963
>Cheez Whiz

>> No.11945994
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Xem đầu bếp Nhật Bản làm thịt con bạch tuộc sống khổng lồ chuyên nghiệp và đẳng cấp.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11944269
Yup!

>> No.11946011

>>11945963
>using metal utensil in a non-stick pan
>all the useless extra steps
>the cold-looking french fries
I can't even

>> No.11946021

>>11945963
>Philly
>cheese whiz instead of provolone
>no grilled bell peppers
>no mushrooms
>Pittsburg
>using capicola instead of steak
>not calling it the Juicy Lucy

>> No.11946030

>>11945994
(insert butthurt comment calling Asians insects, soulless, or both)

>> No.11946077
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>>11946030

>> No.11946081
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>> No.11946083

>>11942110
>sever antlers with chainsaw
>let it go
Americans and Chinese are becoming more and more the same.
I hate it

>> No.11946088

>>11944619
Which really irked me.
"Hey sorry about this, but your a doe now."
"What do you mean, just cut off the dead ones antlers? Fuck that, you will be fine."

>> No.11946111

>>11946083
it was locked with another buck that died. they cut the antlers off to free it.

>> No.11946114

>>11946111
They could have cut off the dead ones antlers, but that would have been cruel, right?

>> No.11946119

>>11944537
Of all the things she's doing wrong, that's the only thing you mention?

>> No.11946122

>>11946114
if you cut off the dead deers antlers they are still locked together with the live deer, it can get caught again. deer antlers regrow anyways.

>> No.11946127

>>11946122
>deer antlers regrow anyways.
Yes, next season.
I mean, I get it if it's the end of rut, but doing that to a buck at the start of rut would just be fucked up.

>> No.11946130

>>11946127
as opposed to letting nature take its course and letting the buck die while locked with a another buck. it's still better off.

>> No.11946133

>>11946127
You're a fuckin' mad retard my nigga.

>> No.11946140
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>>11946114
Calm the fuck down, the antlers will grow back next year. Saving a stuck animal by removing a part that can safely grow back after being removed isn't the same as boiling pets alive because pain adds spice or endangering rare animals because snorting tried pangolin apparently does "something".

>> No.11946150

>>11946130
The best outcome would be to spend several minutes trying to cut the dead buck's antlers off to free the live one and then it gores everyone to death with its free antlers, obviously

>> No.11946167

>>11946150
well while we're at it they should have called a veterinarian, anesthetize the animal and given it fluids, meal and a warm place to recover. but hey, we can't always assume the best case scenario. they helped when they didn't have too, let's not be a nancy.

>> No.11946169

>>11946081
Tiananmen square massacre of 1970-something.
FUCKING subhuman bugs!

>> No.11946171

>>11944216
What the fuck

>> No.11946183
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>> No.11946192

>>11946150
They should have tied the chainsaw to the bucks head before releasing it as a consolation prize.

>> No.11946196

>>11946192
Fuck yeah. This should be a movie.

>> No.11946199

>>11946196
Motherfucker would be swimming in deer pussy.

>> No.11946200
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, How To Prepare Deer Meat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>VROOM VROOM

>> No.11946204

>>11937827
egg

>> No.11946207

>>11940546
What really gets me is that this isn't the kind of thing you just matter the first time around. He's gone through boatloads of eggs to get to this point.

That's years of eggs for this one clip.

That's the real shock.

>> No.11946210
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>> No.11946218
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>>11946207
You don't have to test with eggs. When LA Beast was preparing for his world record for maple syrup he tested using just the bottle with water, then with different types of liquids, since he didn't want to drink that much syrup.

>> No.11946222
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>>11940546
Cute.

>> No.11946225
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>> No.11946236

>>11946222
I could swear mainlanders aren't people sometimes. Like some sort souless divergent evolution.

>> No.11946243
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>>11946236
「背脊向天人所食」

>> No.11946244
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>> No.11946246
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https://youtu.be/f8WP5GWIMQY

>> No.11946249

>>11944772
Fuck you.

>> No.11946258

>>11940457
Based red hot nickel ball

>> No.11946264
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>> No.11946280
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>>11942577
It's a Portuguese egg tart.

The 狗狗崇崇 is an internet meme, but I don't get it

>> No.11946285

>>11945963
No seasoning AT ALL.

>> No.11946290

>>11946264

I threw up in my bed watching this.

>> No.11946295

>>11943986
No.
She didn't die or something did she?!

>> No.11946318
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Restaurant Scene.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11946318

File name

>> No.11946326

>>11946264
>That tomato.
For fucks sake, sharpen your knife!

>> No.11946327
File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, Pasta Knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11946327

>>11946326
>2019
>not making your own knife

>> No.11946329

>>11940955
yeah, you do it right before you cook.

>> No.11946429
File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, veg pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11946429

Jerky V Venison, Fuk X 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2K8O_xFPro

>> No.11946448

>>11941296
Sometimes all your eggplants just fruit overnight and you have to sell them quickly.

>> No.11946454
File: 2.85 MB, 720x404, Vegan Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11946429
Why aren't more people vegans?

>> No.11946457

>>11946448
Could be worse I guess, last summer we had a bad hail storm that bruised my pickle plants before the jars could even harden.

>> No.11946467
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>>11946454
Closer to the Bone the sweeter the Meat.
Also Imprinted Shenanigans...

>> No.11946475

>>11946467
Cow on the left didnt give a fuck.

>> No.11946488

>>11937827
Eggiwegs.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7SaAa3aomM

>> No.11946518
File: 2.90 MB, 362x360, benis cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11946523

>>11937820
This is how i used to get away with eating the delicacies when i was a line chef, shove it in whole and chew slow, while praying noone comes to speak to you.

>> No.11946532 [DELETED] 

>>11946488

>> No.11946574

>>11946518
>semen resembling dipping sauce

>> No.11946583

>>11946574
>resembling

>> No.11946588

>>11937827
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.11946592

>>11946583
They are saying that it's semen which resembles dipping sauce.

>> No.11946642

>>11946218
All that is man.

>> No.11946672
File: 2.69 MB, 202x360, Chinese tourists at buffe in thailand.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11946700

>>11946318
What's the original ad about? Some things you can't macguyver?

>> No.11946792

>>11944532
It's eggs all the way down

>> No.11946907

>>11944134
:/ I caught a puffer fish while I was there on det. anon not everything on the internet is a lie.

>> No.11946948

>>11946907
I caught two puffer fish and a skipjack tuna which I used for my ramen

>> No.11947136

>>11946672
i'd do the same thing, except i'll be seen more funny than repulsive for it

>> No.11947196

>>11945963
gross

>> No.11947282

>>11937820
God I wish that was me

>> No.11947300

>>11944532
Yo listen up
Heres the story about a little guy that lives in an egg world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just egg like him
Inside and outside
egg his house with a egg little window and a egg corvette
And everything is egg for him and his-self
And everybody around cuz he aint got nobody to listen to.

>> No.11947442

>>11946030

t. soulless bugman

>> No.11947459

>>11946030
I've been learning about how smart they are, how they carry around favorite rocks or toys, and researchers will give them puzzles to solve so they don't get bored.
I like how they taste, but I don't think I'm going to eat them anymore.
Everyone else can if they want, but I don't wanna.

>> No.11947497

>>11947459
Eat squid then. Their intelligence is more debatable

>> No.11947501

>>11947497
I agree with you on that, thanks.

>> No.11947591

>>11938987
incredibly cute and loving, and you get to put them out of their misery before they taint their own legacy by growing old and feeble. It's a perfect pet as long as the kill is quick and painless.

>> No.11947789

>>11943919
integration by parts

>> No.11947969
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>>11946907
>>11946948

>> No.11947973
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>>11946488

>> No.11948020
File: 2.92 MB, 540x302, real fast dominos makes pizza at incredible hihg speed.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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