What the FUCK happened to ice cream?

[Anonymous No.11935736]

>go to store
>see double dunker, my old favorite
>haven't had it in a long time
>get some because on sale
>get home and try it
>notice that the ice cream is weirdly fluffy
>take a bite
>it tastes like fucking shit
>not creamy at all
>leaves gross aftertaste in my mouth
>check label to see if something changed
>MFW FROZEN DAIRY DESSERT
So is there any good ACTUAL ice cream left that is commercially available? Can anything replace my once beloved double dunker? Also "ice cream" thread.

[Anonymous No.11935739]

stop eating food God didnt create

[Anonymous No.11935742]

>>11935736
The companies have said that people prefer frozen dairy desserts rather than ice cream. That is bullshit and just a way for them to cut costs.

[Anonymous No.11935743]

>>11935736
Heb creamy creations mofo

[Anonymous No.11935745]

>>11935739
This is the cooking board you goddamn brainlet

[Anonymous No.11935748]

for reference, this is what the dunker looked like the last time that i had it, does anyone know when this change occurred? it must be recent because a lot of grocery store websites are still using this previous version of the product.

[Anonymous No.11935749]

>>11935745
doesnt mean you cant eat in accordance with nature

[Anonymous No.11935752]

>>11935736
You may not like it, but if you haven't had it in a long time you're not a core customer and your opinion is of low priority to them. The people who eat it regularly love it, and you're just going to have to deal with it.

[Anonymous No.11935754]

>>11935736
of course it was on sale
how else would you buy it?
do you mean it was discounted or on special?

[Anonymous No.11935756]

>>11935742
How is this even legal? This is literally a completely different product packaged in the exact same manner as the original. If I hollowed out coconuts and filled them with piss would I still be allowed to call them "processed coconut product" and sell them as is?

[Anonymous No.11935758]

>>11935736
>i can't read and blame all my illiteracy on others
No sympathy, in fact you deserve a beating.

[Anonymous No.11935763]

>>11935754
"on sale" and "for sale" mean two different things ESL

[Anonymous No.11935770]

>>11935758
>licking corporate boots on a Polynesian knot-tying forum

[Anonymous No.11935771]

>>11935756
No, you can't sell urine for consumption. But if you put something edible in there, yes you could do that.

[Anonymous No.11935777]

>>11935736
Double cream is too expensive. Enjoy your same price "dairy product" made of suspicious plant margarine and skim milk.

[Anonymous No.11935778]

>>11935752
How can people enjoy this shit? Is the average person really THAT much of a philistine that they can't notice that this "frozen dairy dessert" literally tastes of feces?

[Anonymous No.11935793]

So are Soy and Jerry's and Haagen-Daaz now the last bastions of real mass-produced ice cream?

[Anonymous No.11935799]

>>11935756
It's legal because they are not calling it Ice Cream anymore you retarded brainlet

[Anonymous No.11935829]

>>11935799
That's not the point retard. The packaging is almost exactly the same as it was back when it was actual ice cream, so similar that the average person wouldn't notice that it had been changed to an inferior product until they had already bought it. Why are you defending corporations cutting corners and tricking their customers?

[Anonymous No.11935835]

>>11935756
As long as it says "dairy product" on the tin in the US, it can contain fucking anything and be made go any process as long as there's at least some milk in it.
Anything to increase the profit margins.

[Anonymous No.11935846]

>>11935778
It can't literally taste of feces. There is such a wide variety of feces presenting so many different flavors that no one flavor can possibly encapsulate the essential flavor of feces. You might as well say it literally tastes of spice.

[Anonymous No.11935930]

>>11935846
>shit-eater trying to prove his superiority through semantics
how about you fuck off from my ice cream thread and go back to tasting different varieties of feces then

[Anonymous No.11935971]

>>11935829
>Why are you defending corporations cutting corners and tricking their customers?
Yeah, it's weird that there's a vocal element on here who support corporate exploitation of consumers. I think most are just kids who discovered babby's first hack philosopher, Ayn Rand.

[Anonymous No.11935996]

>>11935736
>Not buying the obviously superior blue bell
wow, I don't say this a lot, but you truly are gay

pic VERY related

[Anonymous No.11935998]

>>11935754
Build wall

[Anonymous No.11936019]

>>11935996
>superior
>artificial flavor

[Anonymous No.11936026]

>>11935763
no they don't. they mean the same thing.

[Anonymous No.11936029]

>>11936019
it's as close to real ice cream as you're going to get
>t. texan

and obviously making your own ice cream is the best way to go, but not a lot of people have the time for that shit

[Anonymous No.11936031]

>>11935748
THEY RUINED DOUBLE DUNKER?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK

[Anonymous No.11936060]

>>11935996
Does Blue Bell make anything similar to the dunker? I rarely buy ice cream so I don't know what kind of stuff exists in stores. Also is Blue Bell actual cream and not shit?

[Anonymous No.11936089]

>>11936060
never had dunker, every ice cream i've tried aside from blue bell is complete creamless shit

and yeah cream wise, it's only second to some expensive local texan ice creams.

imo for reference:
ben n jerrys is a 2/10
Haadgen daaz 3/10
BR 5/10
blue bell is a 10/10

other than that i haven't tried a lot of other ice creams because blue bell is the HNIC around here, and trumps every other ice cream by a texas mile

[Anonymous No.11936125]

>>11936089
I guess if the ice cream is as high quality as you say, then the mix-ins that the dunker has wouldn't really be that necessary. For reference, the dunker was coffee ice cream with cookie dough chunks and oreo swirl. Does Blue Bell make a coffee flavor? Also is Blue Bell significantly more expensive than other brands?

[Anonymous No.11936157]

>>11935736

[Anonymous No.11936161]

>>11936125
yeah blue bell makes a coffee, never had it, which is weird because i like coffee icecream, and the half gallon is like $8 so idk, and bluebell mixins are quite nice, like the cherry vanilla has huge chunks of cherries and same with the other flavors, always very high quality, like the wedding cake flavor has huge chunks of wedding cake in it

[Anonymous No.11936166]

>>11935739
double dunk used to be the fucking ambrosia of ice cream

[Anonymous No.11936180]

>>11936060
Love Blue Bell, they had a flavor for a while called Bride's Cake, had amaretto in it, shit was addictive and then it was gone ;-;

[Anonymous No.11936207]

>putting trust in a company

this has never turned out for the little guy,
pemsions fuck, video games destroyed, movie franchises fucked, music industry plants, big bank bailouts, turkey hill, oramge julius, mcdonalds, doc martins, nbc, cbs, cnn, fox, google,facebook, sony, visa, ashlymadison and on. and on. and on.

[Anonymous No.11936224]

I make my own yogurt with skim milk using the hotplate water-bath method.
Then I flavor it with sweetener and other flavors. Can also add nuts for some healthy fat.
It very much tastes like ice cream but is much healthier for you!

[Anonymous No.11936239]

>>11936224
fuck off

[Anonymous No.11936243]

>>11936161
>>11936180
Okay this shit sounds cash, $8 isn't that much considering the quality that you're mentioning. Tub in OP was like $3 but it was also disgusting slop so $8 is probably a fair price.

[Anonymous No.11936327]

This shit doesn't even freeze like ice cream due to the insane amount of air in it and the softening agents. I just pulled the tub out of my freezer and the whole thing was squishy and almost liquid.

[Anonymous No.11936350]

>>11935748
Jesus Christ I hate kikes. I dont eat ice cream often, but this was always my favorite. Is making your own ice cream from scratch a viable option for a middle class lad?

[Anonymous No.11936369]

>>11935930
One of the greatest exchanges I've seen on this shit-hole chink pic sharing forum

[Anonymous No.11936414]

>>11936350
Make flavored sweetened whipped cream and freeze it. You wont be disapointed. I reccomend using instant coffee. Its maybe 4 bucks total and taste amazing

[Anonymous No.11936441]

>>11935736
There has always been shitty tier foamy fluffy fake ice cream. Just don't buy it! Vote with your dollar on what you will or won't accept as ice cream.

If you want to complain? Get on social media. It works. Take some gooood high quality action shots and infographic type pictures of your dog refusing to eat the ice cream in their bowl. Post pictures of you taking the competitor's vanilla and smashing up the double types of cookies yourself. Oh the tragedy of all that work. Mention how the person who changed the formula should be fired. Compare Turkey's Hill new crap formula to conspiracy for unamerican deceptive business practices and injustice to children of yours and their generation that should have been able to trust your beloved childhood brand. The love stops now. Just make a post a day, and keep at it.

Me? I'll buy whatever is good. Vote with your dollar. I'm lucky enough to live where Publix is outstanding, and continues the legacy of #1. But, I'll buy whatever craft sorbetto, or anything seriously good that comes along too. I haven't bought Breyers dairy candy bar stuff nor Edy's in 15 yrs or more. What I won't buy is Blue Bell for daring to poison people with listeria after their knew they were failing inspection after inspection, year after year, customers beware. They should change their name, because I will never ever trust them again. Done.>>11935996
Really? You still like them? Your head been in the sand the past few years? They. don't. care. if. people. die.

[Anonymous No.11936446]

>>11935749
“Hehe”

[Anonymous No.11936448]

>>11935736
turkey flavor ice cream? now i've seen everything

[Anonymous No.11936461]

>>11935736
for decent ice cream it's gotta be braums

[Anonymous No.11936464]

>>11935799
>>11935835
While what you're saying isn't exactly wrong, "Double Dunker" is a registered trademark under Turkey Hill specifically for "ice cream".
http://tmsearch.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=4802:e37g7l.2.1
What they're doing is actually illegal, unless they've re-registered the trademark.

[Anonymous No.11936465]

>>11936448
fried turkey flavor heh

[Anonymous No.11936466]

>>11935736
it's not even just that brand. when I was a kid, breyer's put actual pieces of chocolate in their ice cream. now they put this nasty fake cocoa shit. and to distract ppl from the decreasing quality, they started doing corporate tie-ins like the pic, when they used to have actual good original flavors.

[Anonymous No.11936470]

>>11936350
don't even gotta be middle class lad, I grew up dirt poor and we made icecream on a semiregular basis with one of those hand crank icecream machines. they make em electric now but still quite affordable

[Anonymous No.11936474]

>>11936466
This flavor, for instance? Fucking amazing. They stopped making it.

[Anonymous No.11936509]

Frozen Dairy Dessert is just 'ice cream' but made with vegetable oil instead of using cream for the fat. Also ice cream has a limit to how airy it is so frozen dairy dessert can be mostly air. you're literally just eating milk flavored air with some vegetable oil

[Anonymous No.11936515]

>>11936509
I can't tell if you are some hook nosed shill or not

[Anonymous No.11936533]

>>11936350
blame (((dairy farmers))). they're the ones that ree'd because they could not compete with american cheese

[Anonymous No.11936534]

>work at an ice cream factory
>have as much delicious 17% milk fat ice cream as I want for free

[Anonymous No.11936658]

>>11936515
It's true though, they can't be called ice cream because ice cream needs to be made with at least 10% cream/milk fat and the air in it can't be higher than 1:1 of the ice cream. Frozen dairy dessert is allowed to have more air and no cream in it or whatever they want

[Anonymous No.11936669]

>>11936658
>the air in it can't be higher than 1:1 of the ice cream
>Frozen dairy dessert is allowed to have more air
So you're saying that not only does it taste like shit, but it's somehow OVER 50% air? What the nigger fuck

[Anonymous No.11936675]

>>11936669
If you never really noticed the label of the two, have you ever ate some 'ice cream' that was really airy and overly 'fluffy'? That was frozen dairy dessert

[Anonymous No.11936676]

>>11936414
this is not even close to ice cream, retard

[Anonymous No.11936886]

>>11936243
yeah, it's very popular in the central south and 99% of the people eat it, it's worth the try

>>11936441
nigger i don't care if they were sticking their balls in the mix before freezing it, because it tastes fucking great, I don't eat ice cream often, but when i do I want the good shit, and they provide it

[Anonymous No.11936891]

>buying any other ice cream flavour that isn't chocolate or fruit flavour

You deserve it for being a disgusting coffee fag. Also fuck Vanilla.

[Anonymous No.11936898]

>>11936207
the connection between them all: Jews

[Anonymous No.11936901]

>>11936534
>his life is an I Love Lucy episode
why can't we all get it this easy

[Anonymous No.11936905]

>>11935996
>artificial flavors
>high fructose corn syrup
>still charging premium prices
fuck these kikes.

[Anonymous No.11936913]

>>11936905
>this thing that tastes good, doesn't taste good because of [insert retarded unhealthy thing here]
wow, you're really showing me

and here i was thinking ice cream was healthy for you!

[Anonymous No.11936918]

>>11935749
"accordance with nature"
we are part of nature, and so are the things we create.

[Anonymous No.11936989]

>>11936913
wew, you really missed the point of my post. are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.11936994]

>>11936989
nope, i understand that it's ingredients for low quality shit, but the high quality shit usually tastes worse than bluebell, so your post makes you look like a retard

it's like complaining about fried chicken

[Anonymous No.11937105]

>>11935930
That shut 'em down. Good work.

[Anonymous No.11937203]

>>11936350
I make my own all the time. Easy to do. Choose your own ingredients. Old time churns are cheap to buy. Give it a shot. Google is your friend.

[Anonymous No.11937264]

Who cares, it's cheaper. Fatty.

[Anonymous No.11937341]

>>11936466
>>11936474
Old school Breyer's, when it was real cream and real sugar, they had pic related flavor. Really good, rich, not too cocoa-powder-y ice cream with a soft gooey marshmallow swirl and candied almonds. After they sold out and started making shit this flavor all but disappeared and the quality went sharply downhill. Fuck them for that.

[Anonymous No.11937343]

>>11935736

[Anonymous No.11937377]

>>11937341
Their rocky road was so good too. Makes me sad. Junk food in general is such a rip-off now. My roommate brought home a bag of tortilla chips last week. Store brand, not name brand. They filled the bag like 1/3 full. Not even kidding. And it was still like $3. And I know it's not an "air cushion" like they keep trying to tell us, but I guess it's easier to lie than to say "it's so the ceo gets a bigger bonus"

[Anonymous No.11937475]

>Coffee and icecream

ewwwwwwwwww

[Anonymous No.11937739]

>>11935829
>"Hurr durr, durr hurr how is this legal?
>Gets told how
>"durr dats not the point y u supporting dis companies"

Fuck off retard, the only people that are getting "tricked" are lazy brain-dead faggots like you that can't even be bothered to read what the fuck they are spending their money on

[Anonymous No.11937781]

>>11935971
They only exploit you retards because you let them. Maybe if their consumer base wasn't filled with a bunch of dumbass superficial impulsive retards we could actually have nice things

[Anonymous No.11937786]

>>11937781
It must be nice not being exploited. It sounds like you spend all day not being exploited. You're not exploited at all, right? Because you don't notice yourself getting exploited so you must not be getting exploited.

[Anonymous No.11937795]

>>11937781
>>11937786
Get a room, you two.

[Anonymous No.11937803]

>>11935736
some flavors of haagen-dazs are only milk/cream/eggs/sugar/flavoring, simple and good ice cream. if you really care though, you should buy a small ice cream maker.

[Anonymous No.11937813]

>>11935743
That's the value shit, you need to get the swoon stuff.
>>11935996
BB is a good value brand not a premium ice cream.

[Anonymous No.11937822]

>>11935736
Imagine wanting a tub of saturated fat and sugar. Lol

[Anonymous No.11937824]

>>11937803
+1 for Hoggen Doz. The vanilla bean is so amazing. I didn't like vanilla ice cream before I tried it. It's made with nothing but good stuff.
>Milk
>Cream
>Sugar
>Egg yolks
>Vanilla beans
>Vanilla extract
No bullshit. It's just ice cream. Great with some fruit pie. I had it with some homemade strawberry rhubarb pie and it was the best dessert I've ever had in my life.

[Anonymous No.11937877]

>>11937786
This is some matrix tier fan fiction shit. It's honestly not that fucking hard to see what you are getting in return for your money. Goddamn you people are insufferable; acting like you have no self-consciousness and freedom; like the corporations force you into buying their shit

[Anonymous No.11937880]

>>11935930
10/10

[Anonymous No.11937891]

>>11935777
czeched

[Anonymous No.11937967]

>>11936913
Honestly I don't care how unhealthy HFCS but it has this weird chemical aftertaste. Especially in desserts. Just use sugar you greasy kikes.

[Anonymous No.11937996]

>>11937824
>No bullshit.
.5g trans fat per serving

[Anonymous No.11938083]

>>11935736
>>11935748
Trans fats ban, either that or improper freezer temperatures

[Anonymous No.11938095]

>>11935756
I think that buying subpar milk is cheaper than buying that fresh piss

[Anonymous No.11938108]

how often do americans eat ice cream?

[Anonymous No.11938116]

>>11935736
CAPITALISM
more air
less dairy fat
bigger price
less product!

shrinkflation

[Anonymous No.11938143]

read the ingredients before you buy something. if it reads like james joyce put it back

[Anonymous No.11938199]

>>11937996
If you're worried about eating healthy why are you buying fucking ice cream

[Anonymous No.11938208]

[Anonymous No.11938217]

>>11938108
It's usually seen as more of an occasional treat than an everyday thing.

[Anonymous No.11938614]

>>11936350
If you have some basic equipment like a hand (or stand) mixer, you can make semifreddo, which is like a lighter, fluffier ice cream. You make a big bowl of whipped cream and chill it while you heat your egg yolks, sugar, and flavorings to make the custard, then whip it as it cools until it doubles or triples in size. Then you fold in the whipped cream and pour it all into a loaf pan or some other container and freeze it. I like it since it doesn't require a single piece of dedicated equipment like an ice cream machine would.

Don't listen to >>11936414, he's retarded.

[Anonymous No.11938703]

>>11935739
but it's made out of god's creations.