/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11930886
Unironically good

>>11930886
i have an opinion but i am not sharing

Goes best mixed with black cum for a delightful hot and savory fry sauce.

>>11930886
>plastic bottle
>sweet
>a meme

it's shit fuck you for ever convincing me to buy this.

>>11930886
Everybody who's actually tried it thinks it's great. Most people who hate it have never tried it, or ordered a bottle for $20 and were expecting some million scoville hot sauce because they're retarded and felt burnt that they spent so much on what's just a really solid table sauce.

>>11930930
>Sweet
Thanks I'm never buying this

>>11930886
kinda tomatoey; i like mixing it half-half with ketchup and dipping my frenchie fries in it

Saw some guy holding a bottle of this in the parking lot with a grossed out look on his face and a pile of french fries on the ground like they gad been slammed onto it. I walked up to him and he looked like he was fighting the urge to vomit so grabbed it out of his hand and threw it in the dumpster. He thanked me and asked "Hey, how'd you know?". I just winked. "Garbage belongs in the garbage, my man."... and he just smiled back and nodded.

We're still friends to this day.

>>11931001
btw i'm gay

>>11931029
btw you're banned :)

>>11930952
That sounds pretty good, Anon.
I'm gonna give this a try soon

Bought it.
Tastes like hot/fire sauce from taco bell, with some more seasoning.
Nothing impressive at all.

Bump

>>11930886
None.

>>11930886
My wife’s boyfriend said it was nasty and threw it away. I hid a bottle under the hood of my Prius though. :O

>vark sauce isn't popular
>/ck/ adores it
>vark sauce gets popular
>seekay hates it

got some just to live up to the meme, actually a staple in my fridge now thanks seekay

>>11930904
Unlike your wife, huh?

>>11932772
Haha based!!

>>11930886
Packaging is cute

>>11930886
It's a shit and you should feel bad for this post!

>>11930935
bought it and hate it. only 10 dollars but i regret it, it taste like Valentina with more heat. But i fucking hate Valentina, give me this vomit taste flash back from the first time i got blackout drunk and nearly drowned in my vomit. fuck both of these sauces.

>>11933403
It tastes nothing like Valentina...

>>11933408
it gave me the same vomit taste as Valentina

>>11933410
Sounds like you have an allergy to some common ingredient and also have defective taste buds.

>>11933417
possibly. everyone seems to love both of those sauces and i just taste puke and am confused. maybe it's me.

I like how thicc it is compared to the runny shit that's usually recommended here. It reminds me of Taco Bell fire sauce, which I love, but a little more garlicy. Not super hot as others have noted but it won't overpower stuff so it's a winner in my book.

>>11930886
It's not terrible, but it's a bit too sweet. And I never found any food that I preferred using it over any other hot sauce, so it just sits in the cupboard and rarely ever gets used.

>>11930886
easily one of the best hot sauces around

the only hot sauce I've ever tried that earned a permanent place in my fridge is chipotle tabasco

>>11933425
super-tasters are especially sensitive to bitter and sour tastes. I find many sauces too vinegary.

>>11933403
>>11933408
Valentina is just cheap Tapatio-lite

My guess is like all store bought sauces it's gotta have shelf life, and is made with vinegar, which is sadly the last ingredient that should be in hot sauce to begin with. I wish there were more options for real hot sauce that I didn't have to fly to San Diego for or make at home.

>>11930908
Huh, I can only find white colored cum. Do you ned to ferment it like black garlic or something?

>>11930886
Nice level of heat, not overpowering but definitely not mild. Lots of tomato flavor and slightly sweet. I find it goes well on a lot of food but my favorites are pizza and stuff like tacos/burritos/nachos. /ck/ hates it because it's a meme but it's actually a sold and versatile hot sauce.

>>11930930
did you really not know it was in a plastic bottle before purchase?

Bump

>another hot sauce thread