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11929147 No.11929147[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What foods can I eat to excrete clean wipeless feces?

>> No.11929151 [DELETED] 

>>11929147
I'm gay

>> No.11929175

Not alcohol.

>> No.11929189

>>11929151
Please take your casual homophobia elsewhere.

>> No.11929196

>>11929147

Ive often pondered this question while marveling my handi work in the toilet. It seems to have no real rhyme or reason as far as i can tell.

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>>11929147
Bump. I'm interested also. All animals around us take no wipers almost every single time. In this day and age it should be possible for humans to do it too. Probably the best way to do it is to think about what our ancient ancestors were eating as our bodies are probably optimized for this diet: nuts, berries, wild vegetables, roots, gamey type meat etc.

Also taking a fiber sup should help. But you have to stick with it while your body gets used to it for a few weeks.

If someone has a guide or something, I'd like to see it. I fucking hate wiping, especially when there's just a little shit in my asshole that won't come out so I have to wipe like 100 times.

>> No.11929448

>>11929147
a lot of beans will do it. i had a phase when i was really into eating this bean salad all the time and i barely touched the roll

>> No.11929647

>>11929448
Opposite of the truth lol. Refried beans come out the same as they ggo in.

OP if you eat ONLY raw meat and squatting poop method you will achieve your goals

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I don't know why but I never have to wipe my ass. I do it anyway just incase but there's NEVER anything on the tp. Am I dying? The few people this has come up with have been shocked.

>> No.11929770

>>11929147
Eat at a deficit and hold it in until bursting. I'm serious