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>> No.11924207

Is he a happa? He has gooklike features but round eyes.

>> No.11924214

>>11924203
I wish I liked anything as much as he loves random slop o shit street food.

>> No.11924219

>>11924203
He kills people.

>> No.11924375

>>11924203
WHAT BODIES?

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>> No.11924448

>>11924433
This is the coolest post I've ever seen in these threads

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>> No.11924464

>>11924207
he definitely looks mixed race

>> No.11924475

>>11924207
half chinese iirc

>> No.11924478

>>11924203
I wouldn't shine a black light under his table.

>> No.11924508

>>11924463
Look at the dead faces of the people who spend ten hours a day hand beating eggs until they're fluffy

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>> No.11924517

>>11924508
imagine how good they must be at giving handjobs

>> No.11924564

>>11924449
>>11924451
>>11924452
Why is Marie Kondo so hungry?

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>> No.11924666

>>11924419
vile

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>> No.11924671

>>11924463
>The recipe is a secret
>They whip it until it's thick
Oh no! The secret is out! I hate these videos.

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You wouldn't eat a touhou

>> No.11924674

Same >>11924671
Oh wait I forgot the second part to the secret recipe: Fucking copper bowls like everyone has known for fucking 200 years.

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>> No.11924677

>>11924433
Something fascinating for once.

>> No.11924678

>>11924671
They might have other ingredients in it besides egg, anon

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>>11924564

>> No.11924690

>>11924678
It's not exactly a deep science.

>> No.11924695

>>11924423
Is he eating ass?

>> No.11924697

>>11924509
Imagine two grown men fighting to the death using those giant chicken skewers

>> No.11924698

>>11924431
>microwaved burritos

>> No.11924700

Not a webm but I just love this fucking sandwich. It looks so fresh and delicious that just eating this exact sandwich is almost at the top of my bucket list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOQGu42reWE

>> No.11924702

>>11924690
Indeed, but whipping something to thickness doesn't mean there's not other ingredients in it to enhance the effect

>> No.11924713

>>11924463
So it's basically a souffle? I never got those things, it's just annoying to eat a bunch of air.

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>>11924672
I would, yeah.

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incoming crab dump

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>>11924757

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>>11924770

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>>11924783

>> No.11924791

>>11924783
Should I try crab again even though I had a severe allergic reaction to it 16-17 years ago?

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>>11924789

>> No.11924797

>>11924445
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that tappppppppppppppp mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

tappa tappa

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>>11924796
>>11924791
No Anon pls dont

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>>11924802
got 4 more

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>>11924676

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>>11924819

>> No.11924835

>>11924475
No he isn't, he's south east asian.

>> No.11924838

>>11924819
did they need to show how to cut a mushroom? i have no idea what's the rest of the stuff they are dropping there is, but they made sure to show that the pieces that clearly look like mushroom came from a mushroom

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>> No.11924843

>>11924804
this kills the crab

>> No.11924855

>>11924564
need a lot of energy the get the world rid of chaos

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>>11924826
>Chinks fry eggs to a crisp
>Japs eat slimy raw eggs
Why can't Asians do eggs right?

>> No.11924858

>>11924668
he forgot to cook the egg

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>>11924858
The residual heat from the rice will finish cooking it

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>> No.11924871

>>11924700
>go to shop
>try to get sandwich
>get 30 minute of meaningless italo-babble instead
would still probably wait though, looks great

>> No.11924874

>>11924791
wtf no?

>> No.11924890

To anon who posted the crab videos: What the heck is that green mush they use in those vids? Blended crab innards? Something else?

>> No.11924898

>>11924826
>dat truffle
Jesus!

>> No.11924901

>>11924840
Poor crab-bro. He did nothing wrong to deserve getting his dick cut off first.

>> No.11924902

>>11924890
I'm not the person who posted those videos, but anyone who cooks shellfish knows what that is.
It's an organ from inside the crab. Technically it's called the "hepatopancreas", it's also found in other crustaceans like lobster and crayfish. In the case of lobster it's often called the "tomalley".

>> No.11924906

>>11924866
white women I swear

>> No.11924907

>>11924902
Thanks for clearing it up. I eat shellfish on rare occasions so its just not something I am familiar with. You could say I'm a total beginner with that sort of stuff. What about the dark red stuff that looks like moss? What part of the crab is that?

>> No.11924915

>>11924428
is that a homade coconut?

>> No.11924919

>>11924907
>What about the dark red stuff that looks like moss?

You mean like the stuff shown in >>11924770? Those are eggs, they're carried by some female crabs outside their shells.

>> No.11924920

>>11924919
Yeah exactly that. Thanks.

>> No.11924929

>>11924445
I dunno... When I see videos like this it disgusts me more than I think it's delicious. I love meat, I love to grill and BBQ, but whenever I see someone with rubber gloves and just man-handling meat and piling it on and doing all sorts of shit with it, it almost makes me vegan.

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>>11924890
>>11924902
>>11924907
>>11924919
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>> No.11924936

>>11924203
He literally chews twice before collapsing from joy. How the fuck would you even know what something tastes like before you've even had it in your mouth for more than three seconds

>> No.11924939

>>11924902
>but anyone who cooks shellfish knows what that is.
This... is so stupid.

>> No.11924945

>>11924936
He works mentally on a different food plane than you scrub. He is a youtuber foodie! Just seeing the pleasure in his eyes is enough for you to accept his meanings and feelings about it.

>> No.11924947

>>11924936
he is an actor, he is not actually eating

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>>11924936
Maybe it just tastes fucking awesome. Wagyu beef is so tender and the oily juices gets released as soon as you bite into it.

>> No.11924965

>>11924956
Whoa, he almost managed to chew three times in this one, I'm impressed.

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>> No.11925028

>>11924985
guy of the middle plate got all the food, but that sniff at the end kind of ruined it for me

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>> No.11925071

>>11925063
wtf is that? looks like something a 5yo would invent

>> No.11925327

>>11924419
there's no way this sandwich costs less than $20

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>>11924375

>> No.11925396

>>11924675
How can Asucucks compete?

>> No.11925607

>>11924855
Is she the jap female jordan peterson?

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>>11925607

>> No.11925644

>>11924423
are there maggots on it?

>> No.11925956

>>11924663
>>11924668
>salmonella

>> No.11925992

>>11924866
You just want to throw something heavy at her.

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>>11924203
Punched my screen.

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>> No.11926014

>>11925994
>eat in a restaurant
>still get plastic cutlery
what did he mean by this

>> No.11926017

>>11926011
why do those eggs have no orange part, but only white?

>> No.11926208

>>11924676
Is this what boobs taste like?

>> No.11926241

>>11926011
how the fuck would he get out of there?

>> No.11926252

>>11926241
why would you want to leave?

>> No.11926256

>>11926011
Huh? Egg?

>> No.11926265

>>11926252
to get more eggs and bread

>> No.11926321

>>11924428
Is he a manlet or just really fat?

>> No.11926334

>>11924428
>turning your culture into a circus act
ok i guess

>> No.11926348

>>11926011
the way he looks at the Camera is the best

>> No.11926377

>>11924423
Quit horsing around

>> No.11926383

>>11925632
wait did the canadian frog actually say he stayed awake for 25 days?

>> No.11926384

>>11924697
With the chicken on them?

>> No.11926390

>>11924203
God he's so beautiful

>> No.11926399

>>11926334
ever culture has turned into a circus act.

>> No.11926400

>>11924985
That's from a movie called "from beyond", one of my all-time favorite fucked up horror movies. Highly recommended if you're into Lovecraft and/or Cronenberg

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>>11925956
>being retarded

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>>11926399

>> No.11926435

>>11924445
How much do you have to pay for that platter?

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>>11926011

>> No.11926457

>>11926383
yes, on one of his joe rogan podcasts. now, I really like listening to him but considering his rules for telling the truth and being precise in your speech, that 25 days thing made no sense. I suspect It was his inner boomer coming out again, like most stuff I dont like about him, but I can live with it.
I think he got asked about it later at some point in relation to the world record of no sleep and he agreed that his remarks made no sense. I'm not sure about that though

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>>11924697
Imagine them jousting at eachother in a game of chicken.

>> No.11926562

>>11926011
?

>> No.11926771

>>11924929
same desu, i cant stand those fucking latex gloves, they enrage me so fucking much i hate their dishonesty, like the restaurant is trying to convince me " WE'RE SOOOO PROFFESSIONAL, TRUST US CUZ WE GOT THOSE PROFFESSIONAL BLACK LATEX GLOVES". FUCK YOUR SHITTY RESTAURANT AND FUCK YOUR SHITTY BLACK LATEX GLOVES I DONT WANT YOU MAKING ME THINK ANYTHING I WANT TO THINK FOR MYSELF. GOOOOOOOOOOD I FUCKING SO FUCKING MUCH HATE THOS FUCKIIIIING NIGGER GLOVES

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>>11924203
I need your help /co/ there are a bunch more of x-loco Mexican street """food""" webm's but i have no idea where to find them. If you have one please post in, in return have to two Ive found.

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>>11926788

>> No.11926846

>>11924985
Ken Foree?

>> No.11926879

>>11926562
kek

>> No.11926951

>>11924419
Would have been good if they stopped after grilling the bread. All the other stuff is extraneous and overboard.

>> No.11926992

>>11926011
can't believe it took this long to post desu

>> No.11927002

>>11924203
Fucking based wiens poster

>> No.11927004

>>11924219
*Children

>> No.11927049

>>11924419
>french fry mush
yuck

>> No.11927056

>>11924906
I doubt she's white. The face structure and everything makes it feel like she's an Asian girl using a lot of make up and contact lenses to pass as "white"

>> No.11927084

>>11926794
>grandpa i need to go to the hospital right now, i won't pass my medical exam tomorrow
>i got u lola

>> No.11927178

>>11924463

Eggpic! :^)

>> No.11927261

Mark Wiens could eat an ice cube and he'd collapse in joy crying about how it melts in his mouth.

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>> No.11927389

>>11924419
What do even taste with a single bite out of this?

>> No.11927399

>>11924203
is this guy a chink or mutt? he kinda looks like what an alien would think a human looks like

>> No.11927436

>>11924203
FUCK OFF

>> No.11927503

>>11926011
How

>> No.11927540

>>11927056

She's Scandinavian or some shit. What she looks like without makeup is not the same.

>> No.11927550

needs moar ja/ck/

>> No.11927568

>>11924203

i fucking hate him guiz

>> No.11927592

>>11927379
They actually ate the sand crusted hotdogs?

>> No.11927595

>>11924448
>> DING DING DING

Congratulations anon you have just been awarded "Most Reddit Comment of 2019 So Far"

>> No.11927646

>>11924866
Who is this?

>> No.11927657

>>11924672
id eat her out if you catch my drift. hehe

>> No.11927712

>>11924419
>wrapping something in paper just to cut it and then remove the paper
Why though?

>> No.11927737

>>11924428
Ay bro look how chunky this boy is G haha classic!

>> No.11927752

>>11927084
I am really trying to understand what you are saying but I am just too stupid. Is Lola getting a physical? Is she a nurse that is taking an exam? Is she trying to be a doctor? How do you pass a physical? Good blood pressure? Is the joke that her grandpa is trying to get her to fail?

>> No.11927772

>>11924793
yeah lick that sauce off your lips, good little slut
dont forget to swallow

>> No.11927897

>>11927056
>>11927646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuOF8COha2s

venus angelic is a swiss weeb so you arent far off

>> No.11927901

>>11924203
NOTHING TASTES THIS GOOD.

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>>11927901
Really.

>> No.11927969

>>11924419
Sodiuyum!

>> No.11928026

>>11927752
She needs an excuse to not take her exam, hence having her grandpa make a pile of beetus-nachos to hospitalize her. Are you smoking reefer?

>> No.11928072

>>11924433
What would we look like if we lived there for a thousand years?

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>>11925632
>>11926383
>>11926457
Never fear little zoomers, it's called a colloquialism. I give an example you can probably make sense of.
>DUUUUDE IM SO NERVOUS ABOUT EXAM I HAVEN'T SLEPT I LIKE A MONTH HAHA

>> No.11928114

>>11926457
dude was delirious from not having slept and attempting to subsist solely on meat and forgot how to count.

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>>11925994

>> No.11928152

>>11924866
swiss weebs are on a whole other level.

>> No.11928195

>>11928149
Does anyone have the left webm separate?

>> No.11928219

>>11928195
you mean the right?

>> No.11928273

>>11927772
Every porn site comment ever

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>>11926011

>> No.11928330

>>11928149
The virgin AIDS diet vs the chad bulk

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>>11928149

>> No.11928390

>>11928327
not gonna lie, looks pretty good

>> No.11928534

>>11924757
Fuck yes, I love this. What's the sauce, I want to watch a YouTube video of it all so I can eat at the same time.

>> No.11928555

>>11926771

same >>11924929
I'm glad that I am not the only one who thinks this. It's great for sanitary reasons, but so many smart asses both in hipster restaurants and youtubers use those gloves and whenever they put them on they are JUST FUCKING MASSAGING AND MANHANDLING THAT MEAT LIKE THERE IS NOT FUCKING TOMORROW AND THE LAST TIME THE FELT HUMAN SKIN WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

>> No.11928558

>>11928195
i think it's from the zagat channel on how to eat pizza properly. i was correct. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfbVkQHh8s4 enjoy raging out at the ultimate soyboi

>> No.11928578

>>11928558
>tfw you know drying the fat off the pizza with a paper towel was pioneered by Ulillillia.
He is the hero we don't deserve.

>> No.11928581

>>11924433
Antarctica is so fascinating to me. Thanks for this webm. I would love to be in shape and healthy and qualified to go there one day. And I mean actually go there not just go on a cruise to the closest part of it and not even step foot on the mainland.

>> No.11928597

>>11924757
>>11924763
>>11924770
>>11924783
>>11924789
Oh my fuck. Where can I go and eat this? What is the source?

>> No.11928744

>>11924428
i like that he offered half to me :)

>> No.11928773

>>11928072
I don't know but white people have been through the ice age.

>> No.11928791
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>>11926410

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>>11928810

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>> No.11928839

>>11924901
its his fault for being so tasty

>> No.11928842

>>11925992
+1

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>>11926771

>> No.11928858
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>>11926788
/co/

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>> No.11928866

>>11924956

god I hate that faggots face. Every time I see it I grit my teeth because i cant just punch and kick it into mush

>> No.11928868
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>> No.11928871

>>11927004
after he rapes them

>> No.11928873
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>> No.11928878
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>> No.11928881
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>> No.11928901

>>11928081
>happy fathers day dad

>> No.11928957

>>11928360
Do americans really look like this?

>> No.11928963

>>11928881
Looks breddy gud

>> No.11928972

>>11928866
I can't decide what I hate the most, food youtubers who spend 90% of the video filming themselves eating, or "tasty" style videos like this >>11928817
Stuff like "binging with babish" and "pastry chef makes" or "WORTH IT?" is a close second.

>> No.11928976

>>11928817
Thats a really shitty tsukumen recipe.

>> No.11929100

>>11926435
about three fiddy

>> No.11929125

>>11924449
>>11924451
>>11924452

What's her name?

>> No.11929251

>>11924207
isnt he thai? or maybe half thai

>> No.11929392
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>>11926011
How does egg?

>> No.11929434

>>11924433
>tfw I'll never eat comfy food and fight a shape-shifting ayyy in an antarctic base
why live

>> No.11929473

>>11928558
>Okay, I'm just gonna touch it, uh. I'm just gonna touch it.
lmao, it's not fucking radioactive mate.

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>>11928581
You might find this series of posts interesting anon, it's a bunch of engineers doing the yearly resurfacing of the "road" between McMurdo Station and Amundsen-Scott. Don't miss the fire toilet.
https://beyondthebackyard.com/2013/11/10/2013-2014-south-pole-traverse-day-1/
From what I understand, it's pretty hard to get on the team if you don't already know someone to recommend you.

>> No.11929557

>>11925956
Do people actually look anything on this board?

>> No.11929568

>>11929434
>>11928581
You could train to be an Antarctic chef.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Ca9h7m8fQ

>> No.11929791

>>11925994
I like how nobody knows that this guy was showing how not to eat pizza

>> No.11929804

>>11929498
>drinking salty icewater
yuck

>> No.11929875

>>11924666
hi satan

>> No.11929904

>>11924203
He travels around asia just for child prostitution.

>> No.11929929

>>11924655
women.webm

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>>11926011
>>11928327

>> No.11930032

>>11928972
The curious thing about Binging with Babish is as I watch yet another episode I grow to scorn him more than last time. I started quite liking him and know I hate that fucker to death, he epitomizes a lot of the things I profoundly dislike about middle class/upper middle class folks such as myself

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>>11924428
i would be willing to raise my own daughter just so she could be a breeding sow for him.

>> No.11930085

>>11929125
yuka kinoshita.

>> No.11930110

>>11930032
Like what?

>> No.11930563

>>11925344
ive seen enough sissy hypnos to know what i want from this

>> No.11930761

>>11928558
>Americans need a video to tell them how to eat pizza

>> No.11930949

>>11925371
>>11924375
I don't get it.

>> No.11930992

>>11926788
>>11926794
Can we just nuke Mexico twice please?

>> No.11931053

>>11928149
>>11928330
The virgin snack vs. the chad feast

>> No.11931337

>>11924419
just because I'd eat this doesn't mean I approve of it

>> No.11932354

>>11924814
CUTE!

>> No.11932509

>>11924564
imagine the size of the turds...

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>>11924866
Just like my animes!

>> No.11932553

>>11932354
based cute poster

>> No.11932758

>>11928837
that's a horseshoe crab ya mong.

>> No.11933117

>>11932758
No it fucking isn't you fool, it is a Moreton Bay bug

>> No.11933140

>>11924866
I love how, despite the layers of make up, you can still tell she looks really ugly.

>> No.11933178

>>11924659
>batonny chop chop

>> No.11933207

>>11928081
it's actually called hyperbole

>> No.11933215

>>11926334
He's just opening a coconut, dude. I know that looks like culture to most white people, but rich cultures have much more to them than that.

>> No.11933230

>>11924791
go to an allergist. i got over my apple allergy, and i would never have known otherwise.

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>>11924770

>> No.11933359

>>11926794
I like a lot of Mexican snacks but some people just take it too far

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>>11926788
>>11926794

This is why we need the wall...

>> No.11933740

>>11924203
These aren't human reactions or facial expressions.

What sort of human behavior is this alien beast trying to emulate?

>> No.11933853

>>11926011
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.11933938

>>11930049
Now I know what "ck" stands for

>> No.11933939

>>11928555
>>11926771
>>11924929
Who hurt you?

>> No.11933953

>>11926384
whoever eats the other's chickens without getting impaled wins

>> No.11933959

>>11924793
why did the last one hesitate?

>> No.11933961

>>11926400
can you retards stop with the rick and morty references?

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>>11924203

>> No.11933975

>>11926524
Carlos for fuck sake go stand behind the wall.

>> No.11933991

>>11924463
Is this cultural appropriation?

>> No.11933999

>>11924671
Separating the whites and yolks and beating them individually then folding them into each other, the whites needs sugar and to be beaten into a less sweet marang.

>> No.11934111

>>11924203
>EAT MORE TOM
What is he trying to tell us?

>> No.11934137

>>11925071
You've never eaten a loaded potato bomb

>> No.11934274

>>11928817
>not using gloves
disgusting

>> No.11934290

>>11933853
he just wants to know how he gets out without breaking the eggs

>> No.11934299

>>11924463
>*sound on*
>no sound

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>>11934299
you must be 18 to post here

>> No.11934313

>>11927712
It keeps the content inside from spreading.

>> No.11934319

>>11934311
sorry, what? what does that have to do with anything...

>> No.11934350

>>11933965
what is wrong with him goddamn

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>>11933965
That's way less cute when a person does it.

>> No.11934375

>>11924207
pretty sure thai mother

south african / american father

>> No.11934547

>>11933999
this is incorrect and you are retarded. i have made this type of omelette many times. Its from Mont-Saint-Michel you pleb.

>> No.11934563

>>11924783
all that surface area.... imagine breading and frying those perfect legs

>> No.11934812

>>11928868
Need sound on this

>> No.11934838

>>11926011
What would happen if I took him out of the fort?

>> No.11934847

>>11924419
I would watch him right up until he grills the bread then shoot his kneecaps when he tries to stuff it with more shit. my condiments to the chef.

>> No.11934849

>>11924423
well, at least it looks cooked.

>> No.11934857

>>11924459
>>11924452
imagine these cute little girls keeling over their toilet

>> No.11934861

>>11924463
ive had something like this at japan

buttery and disgusting, not a real meal.

>> No.11934882

>>11927056
you couldn't be more wrong, she's a european girl wearing asian make up products

>> No.11934889

>>11928957
yes. what did you think they looked like

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>>11930992

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>>11934895

>> No.11934922

>>11926788
>>11926794
apparently mexicans think its strange that americans literally eat chips without any toppings, but this is just a garbage pile

>> No.11934951

>>11924858
>>11925956
I thought this was a weeb website
fucking retards

>> No.11934980

>>11924796
>I hate the flavor of mushrooms, what should I do?
>I know! Drown it in salt and lime juice!!

>> No.11934986

>>11924866
90% sure that's a snapchat filter on her eyes

>> No.11934991

>>11924757
>>11924763
>>11924770
>>11924783
>>11924789
ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR. KRABS?

>> No.11934995

>>11925028
it's from a movie you uncultured swine

>> No.11935003

>>11924449
can you imagine the sheer size of her SHITS

>> No.11935020

>>11932758
>>11933117
slipper lobster retards

>> No.11935028

>>11934319
You've outed yourself as underage. Sorry pal, check these dubs and God bless.

>> No.11935069

>>11934922
Mexicans really like prepared chips but they dont think it's weird to eat them plain

>> No.11935094

>>11926011
I know its protocol here to ask how he gets out but what country is this? India?

>> No.11935098

>>11924428
based pacific islander chad

>> No.11935117

>>11928881
>eating anything off San Fran streets
ewwwwwwwww

>> No.11935129

>>11927056
Swedish Inuit are basically hapas

>> No.11935145

>>11928862
>1 tamale
Singular is tamal, pendejo

>> No.11935154

>>11928881
Some of the best hot dogs I've ever had were bought from some Mexican in a rolling cart in LA

>> No.11935161

>>11935117
How do you know its San fransisco?

>> No.11935183

>>11924655

this is hilarious but also fucked up. They just stand there looking flabbergasted instead of actually stopping them from hurting themselves. They're lucky the women didnt hurt themselves or else id imagine a lawsuit would have been in order for the hosts just standing by watching this retarded display.

>> No.11935348

>>11928862
>$1
He'll pay the rest of his toll in the bathroom.

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>>11934895
Don't appropriate NORF FC, ya poofter nonce twat.

>> No.11935471

>>11924783
Leave 20% of thr meat in the Shell cause lazy

>> No.11935553

>>11930949
I'm sure you don't, mark.

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>>11933959
Burgers are highly addictive to Animes

>> No.11935587

>>11934547
>Its from Mont-Saint-Miche
It's clearly from Japan, you racist shitbag

>> No.11935597

>>11935161
He's going off the filename you dunkass.

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>>11935583
you mean burgers are highly addicted to animes

>> No.11935602

>>11935600
You really need some new images.

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>>11935600
That too I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79wV5JVrnc

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>>11935602
I like that one the most, it really encapsulates the essence of a typical 4chin burger

>> No.11935672

>>11935600
the plural of anime is anime

>> No.11935732

>>11935587
the recipe you brain dead bugman

>> No.11935765

>>11929804
glaciers are formed of snow. good job if this was bait.

>> No.11935845

>>11930110
Not that anon but from my perspective I'd say it's that he became too popular for his own good, the moment he had the girl from Killy Sex Kingdoms on was when I unsubbed. I guess he just became another celebrity rather than some random middle class new yorker, just removing the already tenous bond he had.

>> No.11936163

>>11935020
A Moreton Bay bug is a type of slipper lobster

>> No.11936405

>>11928810
Tonkatsu is a disgrace to wiener schnitzels everywhere.

>> No.11936421

>>11933939
Shut the fuck up.

>> No.11936830

>>11924419
i am 100% certain that eating this will cause you to die

>> No.11937012

>>11935765
What about that looks like snow? Ice is not snow you dummy.

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