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>> No.11924207

Is he a happa? He has gooklike features but round eyes.

>> No.11924214

I wish I liked anything as much as he loves random slop o shit street food.

>> No.11924219

He kills people.

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>> No.11924448

This is the coolest post I've ever seen in these threads

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>> No.11924464

he definitely looks mixed race

>> No.11924475

half chinese iirc

>> No.11924478

I wouldn't shine a black light under his table.

>> No.11924508

Look at the dead faces of the people who spend ten hours a day hand beating eggs until they're fluffy

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>> No.11924517

imagine how good they must be at giving handjobs

>> No.11924564

Why is Marie Kondo so hungry?

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>> No.11924668
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>> No.11924671

>The recipe is a secret
>They whip it until it's thick
Oh no! The secret is out! I hate these videos.

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You wouldn't eat a touhou

>> No.11924674

Same >>11924671
Oh wait I forgot the second part to the secret recipe: Fucking copper bowls like everyone has known for fucking 200 years.

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>> No.11924677

Something fascinating for once.

>> No.11924678

They might have other ingredients in it besides egg, anon

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>> No.11924690

It's not exactly a deep science.

>> No.11924695

Is he eating ass?

>> No.11924697

Imagine two grown men fighting to the death using those giant chicken skewers

>> No.11924698

>microwaved burritos

>> No.11924700

Not a webm but I just love this fucking sandwich. It looks so fresh and delicious that just eating this exact sandwich is almost at the top of my bucket list.

>> No.11924702

Indeed, but whipping something to thickness doesn't mean there's not other ingredients in it to enhance the effect

>> No.11924713

So it's basically a souffle? I never got those things, it's just annoying to eat a bunch of air.

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I would, yeah.

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incoming crab dump

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>> No.11924791

Should I try crab again even though I had a severe allergic reaction to it 16-17 years ago?

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>> No.11924797

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that tappppppppppppppp mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

tappa tappa

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No Anon pls dont

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got 4 more

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>> No.11924835

No he isn't, he's south east asian.

>> No.11924838

did they need to show how to cut a mushroom? i have no idea what's the rest of the stuff they are dropping there is, but they made sure to show that the pieces that clearly look like mushroom came from a mushroom

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>> No.11924843

this kills the crab

>> No.11924855

need a lot of energy the get the world rid of chaos

>> No.11924856
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>Chinks fry eggs to a crisp
>Japs eat slimy raw eggs
Why can't Asians do eggs right?

>> No.11924858

he forgot to cook the egg

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The residual heat from the rice will finish cooking it

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>> No.11924871

>go to shop
>try to get sandwich
>get 30 minute of meaningless italo-babble instead
would still probably wait though, looks great

>> No.11924874

wtf no?

>> No.11924890

To anon who posted the crab videos: What the heck is that green mush they use in those vids? Blended crab innards? Something else?

>> No.11924898

>dat truffle

>> No.11924901

Poor crab-bro. He did nothing wrong to deserve getting his dick cut off first.

>> No.11924902

I'm not the person who posted those videos, but anyone who cooks shellfish knows what that is.
It's an organ from inside the crab. Technically it's called the "hepatopancreas", it's also found in other crustaceans like lobster and crayfish. In the case of lobster it's often called the "tomalley".

>> No.11924906

white women I swear

>> No.11924907

Thanks for clearing it up. I eat shellfish on rare occasions so its just not something I am familiar with. You could say I'm a total beginner with that sort of stuff. What about the dark red stuff that looks like moss? What part of the crab is that?

>> No.11924915

is that a homade coconut?

>> No.11924919

>What about the dark red stuff that looks like moss?

You mean like the stuff shown in >>11924770? Those are eggs, they're carried by some female crabs outside their shells.

>> No.11924920

Yeah exactly that. Thanks.

>> No.11924929

I dunno... When I see videos like this it disgusts me more than I think it's delicious. I love meat, I love to grill and BBQ, but whenever I see someone with rubber gloves and just man-handling meat and piling it on and doing all sorts of shit with it, it almost makes me vegan.

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>> No.11924936

He literally chews twice before collapsing from joy. How the fuck would you even know what something tastes like before you've even had it in your mouth for more than three seconds

>> No.11924939

>but anyone who cooks shellfish knows what that is.
This... is so stupid.

>> No.11924945

He works mentally on a different food plane than you scrub. He is a youtuber foodie! Just seeing the pleasure in his eyes is enough for you to accept his meanings and feelings about it.

>> No.11924947

he is an actor, he is not actually eating

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Maybe it just tastes fucking awesome. Wagyu beef is so tender and the oily juices gets released as soon as you bite into it.

>> No.11924965

Whoa, he almost managed to chew three times in this one, I'm impressed.

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>> No.11925028

guy of the middle plate got all the food, but that sniff at the end kind of ruined it for me

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>> No.11925071

wtf is that? looks like something a 5yo would invent

>> No.11925327

there's no way this sandwich costs less than $20

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>> No.11925396

How can Asucucks compete?

>> No.11925607

Is she the jap female jordan peterson?

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>> No.11925644

are there maggots on it?

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>> No.11925992

You just want to throw something heavy at her.

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Punched my screen.

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>> No.11926014

>eat in a restaurant
>still get plastic cutlery
what did he mean by this

>> No.11926017

why do those eggs have no orange part, but only white?

>> No.11926208

Is this what boobs taste like?

>> No.11926241

how the fuck would he get out of there?

>> No.11926252

why would you want to leave?

>> No.11926256

Huh? Egg?

>> No.11926265

to get more eggs and bread

>> No.11926321

Is he a manlet or just really fat?

>> No.11926334

>turning your culture into a circus act
ok i guess

>> No.11926348

the way he looks at the Camera is the best

>> No.11926377

Quit horsing around

>> No.11926383

wait did the canadian frog actually say he stayed awake for 25 days?

>> No.11926384

With the chicken on them?

>> No.11926390

God he's so beautiful

>> No.11926399

ever culture has turned into a circus act.

>> No.11926400

That's from a movie called "from beyond", one of my all-time favorite fucked up horror movies. Highly recommended if you're into Lovecraft and/or Cronenberg

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>being retarded

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>> No.11926435

How much do you have to pay for that platter?

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>> No.11926457

yes, on one of his joe rogan podcasts. now, I really like listening to him but considering his rules for telling the truth and being precise in your speech, that 25 days thing made no sense. I suspect It was his inner boomer coming out again, like most stuff I dont like about him, but I can live with it.
I think he got asked about it later at some point in relation to the world record of no sleep and he agreed that his remarks made no sense. I'm not sure about that though

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Imagine them jousting at eachother in a game of chicken.

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I need your help /co/ there are a bunch more of x-loco Mexican street """food""" webm's but i have no idea where to find them. If you have one please post in, in return have to two Ive found.

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>> No.11926846

Ken Foree?

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>> No.11926951

Would have been good if they stopped after grilling the bread. All the other stuff is extraneous and overboard.

>> No.11926992

can't believe it took this long to post desu

>> No.11927002

Fucking based wiens poster

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>> No.11927049

>french fry mush

>> No.11927056

I doubt she's white. The face structure and everything makes it feel like she's an Asian girl using a lot of make up and contact lenses to pass as "white"

>> No.11927084

>grandpa i need to go to the hospital right now, i won't pass my medical exam tomorrow
>i got u lola

>> No.11927178


Eggpic! :^)

>> No.11927261

Mark Wiens could eat an ice cube and he'd collapse in joy crying about how it melts in his mouth.

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>> No.11927389

What do even taste with a single bite out of this?

>> No.11927399

is this guy a chink or mutt? he kinda looks like what an alien would think a human looks like

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>> No.11927540


She's Scandinavian or some shit. What she looks like without makeup is not the same.

>> No.11927550

needs moar ja/ck/

>> No.11927568


i fucking hate him guiz

>> No.11927592

They actually ate the sand crusted hotdogs?

>> No.11927595


Congratulations anon you have just been awarded "Most Reddit Comment of 2019 So Far"

>> No.11927646

Who is this?

>> No.11927657

id eat her out if you catch my drift. hehe

>> No.11927712

>wrapping something in paper just to cut it and then remove the paper
Why though?

>> No.11927737

Ay bro look how chunky this boy is G haha classic!

>> No.11927752

I am really trying to understand what you are saying but I am just too stupid. Is Lola getting a physical? Is she a nurse that is taking an exam? Is she trying to be a doctor? How do you pass a physical? Good blood pressure? Is the joke that her grandpa is trying to get her to fail?

>> No.11927772

yeah lick that sauce off your lips, good little slut
dont forget to swallow

>> No.11927897


venus angelic is a swiss weeb so you arent far off

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>> No.11928026

She needs an excuse to not take her exam, hence having her grandpa make a pile of beetus-nachos to hospitalize her. Are you smoking reefer?

>> No.11928072

What would we look like if we lived there for a thousand years?

>> No.11928081
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Never fear little zoomers, it's called a colloquialism. I give an example you can probably make sense of.

>> No.11928114

dude was delirious from not having slept and attempting to subsist solely on meat and forgot how to count.

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>> No.11928152

swiss weebs are on a whole other level.

>> No.11928195

Does anyone have the left webm separate?

>> No.11928219

you mean the right?

>> No.11928273

Every porn site comment ever

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>> No.11928330

The virgin AIDS diet vs the chad bulk

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>> No.11928390

not gonna lie, looks pretty good

>> No.11928534

Fuck yes, I love this. What's the sauce, I want to watch a YouTube video of it all so I can eat at the same time.

>> No.11928555


same >>11924929
I'm glad that I am not the only one who thinks this. It's great for sanitary reasons, but so many smart asses both in hipster restaurants and youtubers use those gloves and whenever they put them on they are JUST FUCKING MASSAGING AND MANHANDLING THAT MEAT LIKE THERE IS NOT FUCKING TOMORROW AND THE LAST TIME THE FELT HUMAN SKIN WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

>> No.11928558

i think it's from the zagat channel on how to eat pizza properly. i was correct. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfbVkQHh8s4 enjoy raging out at the ultimate soyboi

>> No.11928578

>tfw you know drying the fat off the pizza with a paper towel was pioneered by Ulillillia.
He is the hero we don't deserve.

>> No.11928581

Antarctica is so fascinating to me. Thanks for this webm. I would love to be in shape and healthy and qualified to go there one day. And I mean actually go there not just go on a cruise to the closest part of it and not even step foot on the mainland.

>> No.11928597

Oh my fuck. Where can I go and eat this? What is the source?

>> No.11928744

i like that he offered half to me :)

>> No.11928773

I don't know but white people have been through the ice age.

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>> No.11928839

its his fault for being so tasty

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god I hate that faggots face. Every time I see it I grit my teeth because i cant just punch and kick it into mush

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>> No.11928871

after he rapes them

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>> No.11928901

>happy fathers day dad

>> No.11928957

Do americans really look like this?

>> No.11928963

Looks breddy gud

>> No.11928972

I can't decide what I hate the most, food youtubers who spend 90% of the video filming themselves eating, or "tasty" style videos like this >>11928817
Stuff like "binging with babish" and "pastry chef makes" or "WORTH IT?" is a close second.

>> No.11928976

Thats a really shitty tsukumen recipe.

>> No.11929100

about three fiddy

>> No.11929125


What's her name?

>> No.11929251

isnt he thai? or maybe half thai

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How does egg?

>> No.11929434

>tfw I'll never eat comfy food and fight a shape-shifting ayyy in an antarctic base
why live

>> No.11929473

>Okay, I'm just gonna touch it, uh. I'm just gonna touch it.
lmao, it's not fucking radioactive mate.

>> No.11929498
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You might find this series of posts interesting anon, it's a bunch of engineers doing the yearly resurfacing of the "road" between McMurdo Station and Amundsen-Scott. Don't miss the fire toilet.
From what I understand, it's pretty hard to get on the team if you don't already know someone to recommend you.

>> No.11929557

Do people actually look anything on this board?

>> No.11929568

You could train to be an Antarctic chef.

>> No.11929791

I like how nobody knows that this guy was showing how not to eat pizza

>> No.11929804

>drinking salty icewater

>> No.11929875

hi satan

>> No.11929904

He travels around asia just for child prostitution.

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>> No.11930032

The curious thing about Binging with Babish is as I watch yet another episode I grow to scorn him more than last time. I started quite liking him and know I hate that fucker to death, he epitomizes a lot of the things I profoundly dislike about middle class/upper middle class folks such as myself

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i would be willing to raise my own daughter just so she could be a breeding sow for him.

>> No.11930085

yuka kinoshita.

>> No.11930110

Like what?

>> No.11930563

ive seen enough sissy hypnos to know what i want from this

>> No.11930761

>Americans need a video to tell them how to eat pizza

>> No.11930949

I don't get it.

>> No.11930992

Can we just nuke Mexico twice please?

>> No.11931053

The virgin snack vs. the chad feast

>> No.11931337

just because I'd eat this doesn't mean I approve of it

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>> No.11932509

imagine the size of the turds...

>> No.11932545
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Just like my animes!

>> No.11932553

based cute poster

>> No.11932758

that's a horseshoe crab ya mong.

>> No.11933117

No it fucking isn't you fool, it is a Moreton Bay bug

>> No.11933140

I love how, despite the layers of make up, you can still tell she looks really ugly.

>> No.11933178

>batonny chop chop

>> No.11933207

it's actually called hyperbole

>> No.11933215

He's just opening a coconut, dude. I know that looks like culture to most white people, but rich cultures have much more to them than that.

>> No.11933230

go to an allergist. i got over my apple allergy, and i would never have known otherwise.

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>> No.11933359

I like a lot of Mexican snacks but some people just take it too far

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This is why we need the wall...

>> No.11933740

These aren't human reactions or facial expressions.

What sort of human behavior is this alien beast trying to emulate?

>> No.11933853

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


>> No.11933938

Now I know what "ck" stands for

>> No.11933939

Who hurt you?

>> No.11933953

whoever eats the other's chickens without getting impaled wins

>> No.11933959

why did the last one hesitate?

>> No.11933961

can you retards stop with the rick and morty references?

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>> No.11933975

Carlos for fuck sake go stand behind the wall.

>> No.11933991

Is this cultural appropriation?

>> No.11933999

Separating the whites and yolks and beating them individually then folding them into each other, the whites needs sugar and to be beaten into a less sweet marang.

>> No.11934111

What is he trying to tell us?

>> No.11934137

You've never eaten a loaded potato bomb

>> No.11934274

>not using gloves

>> No.11934290

he just wants to know how he gets out without breaking the eggs

>> No.11934299

>*sound on*
>no sound

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you must be 18 to post here

>> No.11934313

It keeps the content inside from spreading.

>> No.11934319

sorry, what? what does that have to do with anything...

>> No.11934350

what is wrong with him goddamn

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That's way less cute when a person does it.

>> No.11934375

pretty sure thai mother

south african / american father

>> No.11934547

this is incorrect and you are retarded. i have made this type of omelette many times. Its from Mont-Saint-Michel you pleb.

>> No.11934563

all that surface area.... imagine breading and frying those perfect legs

>> No.11934812

Need sound on this

>> No.11934838

What would happen if I took him out of the fort?

>> No.11934847

I would watch him right up until he grills the bread then shoot his kneecaps when he tries to stuff it with more shit. my condiments to the chef.

>> No.11934849

well, at least it looks cooked.

>> No.11934857

imagine these cute little girls keeling over their toilet

>> No.11934861

ive had something like this at japan

buttery and disgusting, not a real meal.

>> No.11934882

you couldn't be more wrong, she's a european girl wearing asian make up products

>> No.11934889

yes. what did you think they looked like

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>> No.11934922

apparently mexicans think its strange that americans literally eat chips without any toppings, but this is just a garbage pile

>> No.11934951

I thought this was a weeb website
fucking retards

>> No.11934980

>I hate the flavor of mushrooms, what should I do?
>I know! Drown it in salt and lime juice!!

>> No.11934986

90% sure that's a snapchat filter on her eyes

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>> No.11934995

it's from a movie you uncultured swine

>> No.11935003

can you imagine the sheer size of her SHITS

>> No.11935020

slipper lobster retards

>> No.11935028

You've outed yourself as underage. Sorry pal, check these dubs and God bless.

>> No.11935069

Mexicans really like prepared chips but they dont think it's weird to eat them plain

>> No.11935094

I know its protocol here to ask how he gets out but what country is this? India?

>> No.11935098

based pacific islander chad

>> No.11935117

>eating anything off San Fran streets

>> No.11935129

Swedish Inuit are basically hapas

>> No.11935145

>1 tamale
Singular is tamal, pendejo

>> No.11935154

Some of the best hot dogs I've ever had were bought from some Mexican in a rolling cart in LA

>> No.11935161

How do you know its San fransisco?

>> No.11935183


this is hilarious but also fucked up. They just stand there looking flabbergasted instead of actually stopping them from hurting themselves. They're lucky the women didnt hurt themselves or else id imagine a lawsuit would have been in order for the hosts just standing by watching this retarded display.

>> No.11935348

He'll pay the rest of his toll in the bathroom.

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Don't appropriate NORF FC, ya poofter nonce twat.

>> No.11935471

Leave 20% of thr meat in the Shell cause lazy

>> No.11935553

I'm sure you don't, mark.

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Burgers are highly addictive to Animes

>> No.11935587

>Its from Mont-Saint-Miche
It's clearly from Japan, you racist shitbag

>> No.11935597

He's going off the filename you dunkass.

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you mean burgers are highly addicted to animes

>> No.11935602

You really need some new images.

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That too I guess.

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I like that one the most, it really encapsulates the essence of a typical 4chin burger

>> No.11935672

the plural of anime is anime

>> No.11935732

the recipe you brain dead bugman

>> No.11935765

glaciers are formed of snow. good job if this was bait.

>> No.11935845

Not that anon but from my perspective I'd say it's that he became too popular for his own good, the moment he had the girl from Killy Sex Kingdoms on was when I unsubbed. I guess he just became another celebrity rather than some random middle class new yorker, just removing the already tenous bond he had.

>> No.11936163

A Moreton Bay bug is a type of slipper lobster

>> No.11936405

Tonkatsu is a disgrace to wiener schnitzels everywhere.

>> No.11936421

Shut the fuck up.

>> No.11936830

i am 100% certain that eating this will cause you to die

>> No.11937012

What about that looks like snow? Ice is not snow you dummy.