/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11923191]

Tell me your Weirdest eating/drinking habit you had as a kid.

I’ll go first: When I was like 8 years old, I used to carry a little bottle of apple cider vinegar around wherever I went, taking a swig every now and then like a lush w/his flask.

[Anonymous No.11923200]

>>11923191
My dad and older brothers chewed tobacco. I used to pack a lipper of double bubble with them. My dad wasnt amused but my brothers thought it was hilarious.

[Anonymous No.11923206]

I would dunk fudegeeos in apple juice

[Anonymous No.11923209]

Vienna sausages stuffed in a Twinkie. I hate child me

[Anonymous No.11923217]

I did something like that too. when I was a kid id eat cucumbers sliced up in a bowl of vinegar with salt&pepper. Then id slowly drink the vinegar while drinking some water and playing vidya games.
Id also only eat fruit if I picked it myself for some reason. there was an apple and a plum tree in our yard and thats all the fruit I had for about 4 years of my life unless it was not whole fruit like in school lunch.

[Anonymous No.11923254]

>>11923206
I dipped graham crackers in apple juice

[Anonymous No.11923270]

I would deconstruct my sandwiches in school lunches and eat them one piece at a time.

[Anonymous No.11923274]

I used to have a severe choking feeling/fear. I was pretty much convinced my throat was constantly swelling shut and it was impossible to get me to stop panicking and eat, especially with chocolate cake. Combine that with the ass scratching pinworms I was complaining about that my parents thought was a sign someone was molesting me, I was a very thin and malnourished child.

Looking back, I think I was suffering from generalized anxiety disorder.

[Anonymous No.11923662]

>>11923191
I ate peanut butter and baloney sandwiches. I'm the only person in my family who did it.

Also my grandpa use to make us Doritos and baloney sandwiches.
The cheese powder from the Doritos would mix in with the mayo and make it taste really good. I'm not sure, but he might have put egg and lettuce in there too.

[Anonymous No.11923665]

>>11923191
cursed image

[Anonymous No.11923668]

>>11923191
>When I was like 8 years old, I used to carry a little bottle of apple cider vinegar around wherever I went, taking a swig every now and then like a lush w/his flask.
that sounds pretty fun to do as a kid actually, I wish I had fucking thought of that. Bonus points if you actually transferred the vinegar to a different bottle first

[Anonymous No.11923673]

>>11923662
What’s baloney?

[Anonymous No.11923674]

Back when I was in middle school, there was a hot dog vendor in the school, and some days, and I don't what prompted me to do this, I ordered a hot dog bun with just mayo, the vendor thought it was weird, but he sold it at half the price.

[Anonymous No.11923675]

>>11923191
would pack like a dozen chicken nuggets in tin foil for lunch in high school. i packed them in the foil after cooking them in the oven in the morning and there was something about how the nuggets were cooled down and moist from being trapped in the foil i enjoyed a lot

[Anonymous No.11923680]

>>11923675
If that was the absolute weirdest thing you did, you were a very boring child

[Anonymous No.11923683]

>>11923680
i was trying to go back further but couldnt get anything off the top of my head. i think part of being that young makes you think its normal so it didnt leave a deep impression. by high school i realized what i was doing/enjoying in my lunch was a bit off so i remember it

[Anonymous No.11923690]

>>11923673
low quality meat, usually in a round flat circle. Tastes okay.

[Anonymous No.11923698]

>>11923683
But wrapping things in foil to pack them IS normal

[Anonymous No.11923710]

>>11923690
he's asking why you spelled it like a retard m8

[Anonymous No.11923721]

>>11923698
i always thought it was fine for packing cold meals but hot meals end up a little off in foil, esp since my school didnt have microwaves to reheat food. if it did, i would have used tupperware

[Anonymous No.11923746]

I used to eat mayo and pear sandwiches. Also mayo and banana sandwiches. My dad ate them so I never saw it as weird. As I got older j started to dislike them. Couldn't eat either one now.

[Anonymous No.11923749]

>>11923690
bruh

[Anonymous No.11923828]

>>11923254

This makes sense

[Anonymous No.11923831]

I liked to chew up stone wheat thins, regurgitate them as this chewed up ball, put them on a stone wheat thin like a paste.

[Anonymous No.11923833]

>>11923831

By reguritate I should say not throw up, just chew and then take out of mouth

[Anonymous No.11923878]

>>11923270
Frank Reynolds

[Anonymous No.11923928]

>dunk PB&J sandwiches in milk
>spread butter before adding peanut butter in my PB&J
>whenever we had malt or sherbet cups in school lunch, I would mix in some of my chocolate milk
>eat off the outer layer of swiss rolls and unroll them
>eat the layers of nutty buddy's separately
I feel like trying some of these again soon

[Anonymous No.11924005]

Drink 3 gallons of milk a week

[Anonymous No.11924006]

>>11923833
So you mean spit.

[Anonymous No.11924015]

>>11923191
I ate Eggo waffles with yellow mustard and put ranch dressing on instant mashed potatoes

[Anonymous No.11924060]

>>11923928
I definitely did the Swiss cake roll and nutty buddy things. I still think the nutty buddies are better that way

[Anonymous No.11924361]

Let you tell you about a little snack I enjoyed called "Bloody Fishies" aka Goldfish crackers and ketchup...

[Anonymous No.11924400]

>>11923200
based

[Anonymous No.11924410]

>>11923191
banana slices with corn chips

[Anonymous No.11924427]

There was this lotion called "Ocean Potion" that had like a Pina Colada scent that my mom and my sister used to use in the summer. I used to pump it onto Ritz crackers and eat it. Not regularly, but whenever I knew I could get away with it, like if I knew no one would be around for a while. It smelled really good and it just tasted kind of salty and creamy, but a little bitter aftertaste. I went overboard once on the 4th of July when everyone else was in the yard and made myself super sick, I remember lying on the bathroom floor and puking over and over.

It is what it is. I'm happy no one ever found out, I'm sure my mom thought I was just jacking off with it.

[Anonymous No.11924435]

>>11924427
Similar to this but not exactly this one

[Anonymous No.11924453]

>>11923191
I used to drink my own piss

[Anonymous No.11924496]

>>11923274
>ass scratching pinworms
Based youth

[Anonymous No.11925103]

>>11924427
You're a genuine retarded person. Thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.11925125]

>>11924453
nice larp

[Anonymous No.11925171]

>>11923191
I would go through a box of baking soda in a week

[Anonymous No.11925176]

>>11923191
Pizza pockets, smothered in franks red hot sauce. Like a gravy.

That was the weirdest thing, but I guess it's pretty decent sounding to be honest. Unhealthy as fuck tho...

[Anonymous No.11925187]

>>11923274
But was someone molesting you? How did you get pinworms anyway?

[Anonymous No.11925275]

>>11925176
you put a lot of hot sauce on shitty food? someone stop this man

[Anonymous No.11925672]

>>11923191
I used to eat the chocolate off of 3 Musketeers bars, then savor the giant bar of nougat. I'd do a similar thing with KitKats, too.

I'm not sure if this counts, but I used to create extra long straws by sticking the ends of straws into other straws, so that I could drink sodas without having to take my hands of the NES controller.

[Anonymous No.11925683]

I used to put salt on Chik-Fil-A nuggets because I thought salt cools it down.

[Anonymous No.11925702]

>>11923191
I used to eat avocados with a spoon and hot sauce

[Anonymous No.11925758]

>>11923191

Croutons with Cesar Dressing in a bowl. No greens, or anything else. Just croutons and dressing.

[Anonymous No.11925896]

peanut butter and american cheese on white. bonus sweeat and sour pickels on it aswell.

at swiss chalet i would drunk thr warm lemon hand cleaning bowls they brought put after dinner.

used to chew on raw pop corn from bottom of the bag.

crushed up ramen dry for lunch.

cold hotdogs. called them balonga sticks

[Anonymous No.11926119]

>Mixing Fanta and Coca Cola, 50/50
>Bread with strawberry or raspberry jam and cucumber or banana
>Eating grapes or mandarines/nectarines in large amount
1-1.5 kg grapes goes down with relative ease, and the farting/shitting afterwards. 10-12 nectarines, no problem.

[Anonymous No.11926123]

>>11923191
>I used to carry a little bottle of apple cider vinegar around wherever I went, taking a swig every now and then like a lush w/his flask.
How did you not vomit everywhere?

[Anonymous No.11926163]

>>11923191
when i eat hard pretzels, i chew them to a grainy mush in my mouth
i slowly add more pretzels until my entire mouth is filled with pretzel paste. i then spit it out and eat the chewed pretzel paste ball
and i actually like grapefruits, despite everyone around me hating them

[Anonymous No.11926210]

i used to eat potatoes raw. like not whole potatoes but like when i helped out in the kitchen chopping them i ate like a fifth of every potato. my sister used to eat ice cubes outta the freezer. like not suck on them but crunching them down

[Anonymous No.11926218]

Looking back, Kid Cuisine is fucking insanely gross

[Anonymous No.11926231]

>>11923191
>would dip my bacon into milk or orange juice before eating it
>mix A1 into my mashed potatoes
>put doritos into my ramen
>put funyuns in my pb&j
>save all my chewed gum in a bowl so I could chew it again later
>put pizza rolls into my sandwiches
>mixed laffy taffy with nerds for gooey and crunchy treat
>eat all the breading off my chicken nuggets before eating the meat

[Anonymous No.11926239]

>>11926231
Forgot a few
>mix apple juice and apple cider together
>would put root beer barrel candy into my apple juice
>dip animal crackers into my juice

[Anonymous No.11926273]

>>11923191
I used to make sandwiches with cream cheese, strawberry, and banana peppers

[Anonymous No.11926274]

>>11926218
I know a married couple that splits two of these every night.
He only eats the chicken and she eats the corn, mac, and pudding.

[Anonymous No.11926278]

>>11926218
The mac n cheese would always end up mixed into the pudding and ruin it.

[Anonymous No.11926279]

>>11923191
I used to eat everything crust first. Pizza, sandwiches, pop tarts, you name it. Crusts were my least favourite part of a meal so it made sense to eat them first.

[Anonymous No.11926281]

>>11926274
How sad and poor are their lives?

[Anonymous No.11926284]

>>11925758

[Anonymous No.11926477]

>>11926279
O shit nigga someone else use to nibble the crust off of a pop tart before eating it?

[Anonymous No.11926493]

i used to eat yellow mustard o EVERYTHING. apparently my parents discovered i loved it and got me to eat my vegetables by dipping them in it.

i would also eat all the crust off my sandwiches first because i didn't like it and just wanted to get it out of the way. apparently i used to do this with almost all food, i would just power through the shitty veggies at the beginning so i could just enjoy the pork chop and potatoes or whatever

i also used to smoosh white bread as hard as i could in my hands and then eat it, i liked the compacted bread texture.

[Anonymous No.11926496]

>>11926477
>>11926279
The edges of the poptart are definitively the best, so I could never stop myself from eating it first,

[Anonymous No.11926503]

I used to get maple syrup and butter, mix them together, then use plain white bread to soap up the mixture and eat it. I'd down it with redbull, take my amphetamine-based ADHD medicine, then drink a cup of coffee on the way to school. Mind you, this was in like 7th grade. I would sometimes just have Mrs. Bairds Donuts instead.

For dinner I would make spaghetti sandwhiches. Butter, white bread, and a fuck ton of spaghetti oozing out each side. Other times I would "load up" and have rice, noodles, butter, and ground beef all mixed together with black pepper.

I also used to have cheese sandwhiches for lunch, which would just be white bread and a slice of american cheese.

[Anonymous No.11926634]

>>11926281
infinitely better than the life of anyone spending nights alone on the 4channel

[Anonymous No.11926642]

>>11926493
I did #2 and #3 all the time lol.

[Anonymous No.11926694]

>>11923191
When eating porridge:
>First take a huge spoonful, too hot
>Then scrape some porridge at the top and blow on it, "too cold"
>Eat hot porridge normally, just right

[Anonymous No.11926845]

>>11926210
>my sister used to eat ice cubes outta the freezer

Congratulations, your sister has an eating disorder.

[Anonymous No.11926875]

Apply a whole packet of salt to the patty of hamburgers

[Anonymous No.11926894]

>>11925171
You must have had epic shits

[Anonymous No.11926899]

>Eating raw hot dogs
>mixed mac, ketchup, peas and hot dogs
>drank pickle juice
>Swiss cheese and peanut butter sandwiches

[Anonymous No.11927217]

>>11924427
I just want you to know you are a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.11927236]

hawaiian pizza dipped in ketchup

[Anonymous No.11927238]

>>11924427
I'm so glad progressive sites like 4chan are catering to the mentally handicapped

[Anonymous No.11927253]

I used to and still occasionally enjoy a can of vienna sausages as a snack.

[Anonymous No.11927264]

>>11926279
I also try to get the least favorite part of the meal out of the way first. I'd save my favorites for last, because I wanted to end the meal on a good note. For some reason, this used to piss off my ex. "You're supposed to eat the best parts first before they get cold!" (He was so fucking autistic sometimes.)

Of course, sometimes this eating method backfired, as it allowed other family members to help themselves to my saved thing before I could get to it. Fucking pissed me off.

[Anonymous No.11927274]

Doritos/Chips in sandwiches.
Pepper ketchup for fries.
Compressed white bread and american cheese sandwiches.
Dissolve crackers in mouth.
Let chewy candies dissolve without chewing.
Dad would make "ham cheesers" which was fried cheese and ham in a skillet.
Loaded my fingers with 10 black olives and ate them while walking around.

[Anonymous No.11927341]

>>11923200
>not using pic related as your poison of choice

[Anonymous No.11927349]

>>11923191
i would come home after school and eat entire packets of vanilla sauce powder mixed with milk. needless to say i became a fatty

[Anonymous No.11927351]

>Refused to eat tomatoes and cheese individually
>Loved pizza and ketchup (separately)
Don't worry I'm not a picky eater any more.

[Anonymous No.11927386]

>>11924427

Well at least it weren't Tide pods

[Anonymous No.11927413]

>>11923191
I got in trouble cause I would sneak into the fridge and take bites out of the butter

[Anonymous No.11927709]

Pancakes and ketchup

[Anonymous No.11927857]

>>11923191
I would dissolve jelly in milk and pour it over peanut butter crunch.

[Anonymous No.11927888]

>>11927264
you gay?

[Anonymous No.11927922]

>>11923217
I had the cucumber vinegar snack to, haven't in ages and now I want some

[Anonymous No.11927929]

I dipped popcorn in coke, it was actually really good. I also invited a sandwhich I called the spicy pickle which consisted of hotsauce, pickles, cheese, and pepperoni on whitebread/hotdog bread

[Anonymous No.11927936]

>>11926274
Thats fucking beautiful bro.

[Anonymous No.11928043]

I loved to "cook" as a kid so I would do things like make horrible mixtures out of all the sauces in the fridge and then dunk stuff in them to see how they taste.

[Anonymous No.11928079]

>>11926274
>>11926281
>>11926634
>>11927936
This is my favorite thread today. Intimate food sharing, people being called out on judging people better off than themselves, and further true love (Bowsette).

[Anonymous No.11928086]

Peanut butter and pickles on sourdough

[Anonymous No.11928090]

>watch ratatouille
>reheat cans of minestrone soup and add random shit from the spice cabinet to feel like I was cooking

[Anonymous No.11928134]

I used to eat froot loops with sprite instead of milk as a kid

[Anonymous No.11928194]

>>11923191
bread dipped in coca cola

[Anonymous No.11928217]

I used to fry up minced beef to the point where it was one step down from being charcoal, slather it with a cajun spice mix, let it cool and dry and just eat it with a spoon. It was like a retarded mix of jerky and cereal. I should do that again sometime.

[Anonymous No.11928275]

>>11923674
Nice guy.

[Anonymous No.11928348]

>>11926210
>>11926845
i eat ice sometime too its a sign of iron deficiency Doctors use the term "pica" to describe craving and chewing substances that have no nutritional value — such as ice, clay, soil or paper. Craving and chewing ice (pagophagia) is often associated with iron deficiency, with or without anemia, although the reason is unclear

[Anonymous No.11928361]

sucking on lemons, adding dr. pepper to tuna. I also once tried drinking mustard since starfire did it on teen titans. It wasn't that bad.

[Anonymous No.11928363]

One time I ate flour tortillas with just ketchup and mustard. Another time I made a sandwich with french bread, bologna, bacon french onion dip, and doritos. Peanut butter and honey sandwiches with tons of pb on both slices of bread with a big pocket of honey in the middle, id eat all the crust before biting into the center.

[Anonymous No.11928364]

>>11928348
i like to eat ice because i live in a hot climate, it might not always be iron deficiency

[Anonymous No.11928370]

>>11928217
I did that with ground beef for tacos recently and it was actually pretty good. You get a lot of flavor when the meat is slightly dried out but almost completely seared.

[Anonymous No.11928389]

>>11923191
I used to make minty milkshakes with tap water and toothpaste.

[Anonymous No.11928409]

I used to combine different packets of kool aid to make super sour/fruity flavors. Most of them were gross.

[Anonymous No.11928432]

When I was six or so, I used to eat gravy granules straight out of the tube for some reason.

[Anonymous No.11928460]

>>11925187
No one was raping me.
I just like sitting on wet, rotten, soft stumps for some reason.

[Anonymous No.11928481]

>>11928363
Mmmm, poverty.

[Anonymous No.11928493]

>>11927888
Ey fuck you, ya cunt

[Anonymous No.11928505]

>>11923191
i used to eat my 3rd grade teacher's ass. i still remember the smell as she relaxed her sphincter and allowed me full access to her depths.

[Anonymous No.11928508]

>>11928460
bare assed??

[Anonymous No.11928684]

>>11924453
Based

[Anonymous No.11928916]

>>11928460
>I just like sitting on wet, rotten, soft stumps for some reason.
that's, uh, not how you get pinworms

[Anonymous No.11928924]

>>11928505
that's not eating, that's oral sex

[Anonymous No.11928925]

>>11923191
My favorite ice cream combination was and remains dark chocolate and lemon.

[Anonymous No.11929063]

>>11928460
>like sitting on wet, rotten, soft stumps
Was that how you described your teachers penis?

[Anonymous No.11929072]

Warning, not for the feint of hart:

When I was in school I used to open up my publix subs and put potato chips in them.

[Anonymous No.11929308]

>>11923191
As a kid I would make brain milk, a 50/50 mix of welches grape juice and milk. My grandparents told me it would make me smarter.