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11920337 No.11920337[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why are women, historically, anti-coffee??

>> No.11920346

>>11920337
Because ruining things for men is what they do best, historically.

>> No.11920358

Historically, women were against coffee because they didn't like their husbands hanging out at coffee houses late into the night, discussing politics, after work. They wanted them home so they could nag them or maybe fuck em, I dunno.
Caffeine causes birth defects and miscarriages. Women should not drink coffee at all.

>> No.11920369
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11920369

Coffee makes you think and if you think too much you'll realize women are a mistake and endless masturbation is the only solution.

>> No.11920376

>>11920358
>Caffeine causes birth defects and miscarriages. Women should not drink coffee at all.

they aren't pregnant/trying for a baby 24/7

>>11920369
you are almost at the correct solution, which is being gay btw

>> No.11920381

>>11920376
I wish I was gay, but I cant fathom dufflebagging my cock into some other guys delicious asshole

>> No.11920402

>>11920376
coffee is habit forming and some women don't know they're pregnant.

>> No.11920405

>>11920337
Historically men couldn't do anything without the help of a woman. They weren't even able to wipe their own asses and relied on women to do it for them. As a diuretic, coffee made this task more unpleasant.

>> No.11920409

>>11920376
I tried that, it sounds like it might work until you're in a room with a naked dude and you're not aroused at all and you just want to leave as expediently as possible without causing undue offense. I envy those who can manage it, all the social benefits of having a significant other without any of the horrible woman garbage that women cause.

>> No.11920952

>>11920376
>they aren't pregnant/trying for a baby 24/7
They were in 1674

>> No.11920978

>>11920952
This, they got married off as soon as they started ragging and basically had kids until they couldn't anymore

>> No.11920997

Women of the time were against anything that they weren't the focus of. Coffee, booze, smoking, anything.

>> No.11921013

>>11920405
Typical for women to complain about a bit of smelly poo. It's always something.