[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 79 KB, 556x600, ECF28C50-AC0C-43D5-8725-D4F062C5A1A4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11917940 No.11917940[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>take girl out for Valentine’s Day
>go to really nice restraunt
>waiter comes to take order after we look at menu for 10 minutes
>girl not ready even though we have been staring at menu for ten minutes so I place order
>tell waiter I will have the salmon
>waiter says ah the salmon that is a good choice
>I smile at my date
>waiter asks and for the madam
>date says she will have the duck
>waiter says most excellent choice the duck is my favorite
>ask waiter to switch my order to duck
>waiter leaves
>date says I thought you were going to have the salmon
>don’t answer her
>sit there in silence
>food comes eat and than leave

How did your Valentine’s Day go

>> No.11917946

>>11917940
Even your fantasies are sad.

>> No.11917955

all the makeup in the world and a tit job can't hide that jew fucking nose.

>> No.11918184

>>11917946
Ok

>> No.11918188

>>11917940
I prefer traps

>> No.11918591

well that was a pointless read. kill yourself OP.

>> No.11918638

I was actually the waiter

>> No.11918644

>>11918638
I was the waiter, and your date texted me that she wanted to suck my cock

>> No.11918647
File: 33 KB, 540x720, 1550290595072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11918647

>>11917946
>>11918591

>> No.11918649

>>11918644
I'm not OP, I'm OP's waiter

>> No.11918652

>>11918649
I’m also gay for pay btw

>> No.11918653

>>11918649
I'm OP and fuck, never go to the restroom

>> No.11918655

>>11917940
Better than yours. I worked hard for ten hours, went home and got to bed early. The next day my boss commended me on the quality of my previous day's work. I was very proud, and still am.

>> No.11918659

>>11918644
Short story is = yes, she sucked it. Happy Valentine's Day, cu/ck/s.

>> No.11918662

>>11918653
I'm also the janitor, so I have to.

>> No.11918679

>>11918655
Big ole pile of shift work

>> No.11918708

>>11917940
I cooked (braised) rabbit with my girl; then we fucked like rabbits. So, infinitely more hetero than your virgin fest.

>> No.11918714

>>11917940
I feel so sorry for your date. Valentine's Day is the one day a year a woman has an opportunity to feel good.

>> No.11918718

>>11918655
mmm yes wagecucking very based indeed

>> No.11918719

>>11918714
She probably went to the kitchen to suck off the mexicans working there

>> No.11918733

>>11918719
That's what women do on the other 364 days of the year. Valentine's Day is for a woman's own pleasure.

>> No.11920731

>>11917940
Should've stuck with the Salmon. Many females wait until the guy orders because they want something different - then they can taste what they ordered, but also what you ordered too.
This "Sharing" of vittals is a base mating ritual that any young human must master

>> No.11920791

>>11917946
fpbp

>> No.11920796

>>11920731
Don't help him. Just let him be. It's better for humanity.

>> No.11920831

>>11917940
"aw, the duck does sound good. i'll have to get that the next time we're here"
how hard is that

>> No.11920884

>>11920731
That was exactly what he wanted you to say, moron.

>> No.11920913

>she’ll have the my semen
waiter: excellent choice

>> No.11921016

>>11918655
Based mr shekelstine