/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11916322]

Shellfish, childless male here.
Wanting to make avocado toast but only have arrowheat raisin nut bread.
Will this ruin my breakfast?

[Anonymous No.11916459]

>>11916322

>shellfish

KYS. Not even joking

[Anonymous No.11916470]

Every day we stray further from God.

[Anonymous No.11916478]

>>11916322
no females for you beta bitch

[Anonymous No.11916487]

>I'm totally not trying to start shit, this is an innocent food and cooking thread I swear guize

[Anonymous No.11917665]

>>11916322
I fucking hate articles like these, probably by huffpo. How about women want to travel and enjoy time with their spouses without having to pay out of the nose for childcare or shack them up with their grandparents to do so?

[Anonymous No.11917681]

>>11916322
Go back to /pol/eddit with your unrelated thread, retard.

[Anonymous No.11917697]

There are so many knowledgeabilities and innovations worth having before kids.

>Foreskin is correlative with intelligence, plausibly because of stimulation and (thus) awareness
>What is an abundance of nutriments.
>Fitness … amongst flexibility, cardio, nutrient timing / hypoglycemia, and low-insulogenics.
>The existence (possibility) of liquid-immersion EMS.
>(Et al.)

[Anonymous No.11917703]

>>11917697
PS:

>female testosterone levels and other metrics of health
> …

[Anonymous No.11917715]

>>11917681
>it's /pol/ to not want kids
what the fuck is your point

[Anonymous No.11917904]

>>11917703
The digit ratio thing is sort of a myth.

The ring finger on working males like myself will appear longer from the way we grip shit after a while. If you force all the fingers straight forwards it will look... like nothing in that pic holy shit silly putty hands.

[Anonymous No.11917925]

fact: women have smaller brains than men

[Anonymous No.11917932]

>>11917703
I've got a """"feminine"""" face but a big cock, so suck it

[Anonymous No.11917933]

Raisin nut would be too sweet with avocado toast.

[Anonymous No.11917939]

Avocados are crap unless you're mexican and grew up with that bullshit. Only tastes like whatever you add to it.

[Anonymous No.11918029]

>>11917904
The objective standard is swiveling fingers 90° to palms.

[Anonymous No.11918040]

>>11917932
everyone sees your face

[Anonymous No.11918041]

>>11917939
They're for texture you fucktard

[Anonymous No.11918085]

>>11918041
Paste is not a good texture.
Not even that anon.

[Anonymous No.11918090]

>>11917681
Please stop forcing your shitty /leftypol/ meme.

[Anonymous No.11918774]

>>11917932

L O N D O N
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[Anonymous No.11918877]

My gf is 30 and I have no intention of impregnating her, is it wrong of me to steal her last few fertile years?

[Anonymous No.11918918]

>>11918877
yes
be honest with her and don't lie to her

[Anonymous No.11918940]

>>11918918
But we haven't actually broached the subject, so it's not like I've told her I want to impregnate her. If she asked I'd be honest.

[Anonymous No.11918955]

>>11918940
I guess that's fair but I don't know the scope of your relationship how serious it is

[Anonymous No.11918982]

>>11918955
It's fairly obvious if you don't come inside man.

[Anonymous No.11918988]

>>11918982
Dude condoms lmao

[Anonymous No.11919412]

>>11917932
If you want

[Anonymous No.11919445]

>>11917932
Oh yeah well then post your dick faggot

[Anonymous No.11919833]

>>11917703
My ring finger on my left hand is significantly longer than index finger.

But my index finger on my right hand is slightly longer than the ring finger.

[Anonymous No.11920151]

>>11916322
Women voting and women in the workplace was the greatest mistake of the last 150 years, other than not exterminating every last Jew when we had the chance.

[Anonymous No.11920176]

>>11919445
>dude post your dick and take a three day ban just because I'm a faggot lmao
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.11920225]

>>11917681
>/pol/acks are the real redditors
Why are lefties so uncreative and boring they can only think of "no u" comebacks

[Anonymous No.11920239]

Objectively if you play video games past 18 you're childish.

[Anonymous No.11920266]

>>11920239
What's wrong with being childish? We live in a time when you are celebrated for castrating your own children. How is childish an insult? Fuck it's a compliment and that's coming from an actual boomer and gaming enthusiast

[Anonymous No.11920274]

>>11920266
cringe and reddit

[Anonymous No.11920442]

>>11920176
please

[Anonymous No.11920469]

>>11920239
>I said a thing therefore it is objectively true
What a delusional faggot. Also, why 18? Because Big Daddy Gubment says that's when you're a growed up? Lmao @ your life

[Anonymous No.11920477]

>>11920469
>I take pride in being a 20 something NEET
Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.11920490]

>>11920477
Keep on deflecting and doubling down. It's anonymous here after all.

[Anonymous No.11920496]

>>11920490
Fortunate for you, yes

[Anonymous No.11920501]

>>11920477
Link 10000 eoy

[Anonymous No.11920505]

>>11916322
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food chicken burger sandwich.

[Anonymous No.11920517]

>>11918918
>>11918955
>>11920239
Post feet

[Anonymous No.11920536]

>>11920517

[Anonymous No.11921517]

>>11918877
Do you want to have kids someday?
If no, not an issue.

If yes, you're wasting both her time, and your time– which is an incredibly dumb thing to do if you think about it.

[Anonymous No.11921546]

>>11917904
My ring finger was already longer than my index before I've started working and now that I've been working the only difference is more scars and they're less straight. You're just an idiot with low test.

T. Welder

[Anonymous No.11921649]

>>11919833
towards the gaschambers with you

[Dr. Princess (Frost) No.11921662]

>>11917697

Et al. and et cetera are not interchangeable, Anon. The moar u know.

[Anonymous No.11921684]

>>11917703
I guess I had high prenatal testosterone?

I'm a small dick bitch tho