I wasted $40

[Anonymous No.11912589]

The fuck did I do wrong /ck/, I followed this recipe to the letter. I... is there a way I can fix this?

[Anonymous No.11912600]

>>11912589
laughing my fucking ass off

try closing your eyes and imagining it's a qt gamer girls foot

because thats about how hard its going to be to chew through
next time let the steak warm to room temperature before searing it on medium high

[Anonymous No.11912602]

>>11912589
You overcooked it.

[Autonymous No.11912613]

put it in a pot of water/stock and boil the fuck out of it at a low simmer and it'll be tender and juicy like a virgin's snatch.

[Anonymous No.11912622]

>>11912589
>I wasted $40
>An animal lost its life for this
Choosing which came first is capitalism at its finest, and I'm not a veggie.

[Anonymous No.11912627]

>>11912622
>And I'm not a veggie
But you're still a faggot.

[Anonymous No.11912643]

>>11912627
No, not a gluttonous piece of shit who can't figure out how to cook a basic meal.

[Anonymous No.11912650]

>>11912643
what the fuck lol. story?

[Anonymous No.11912660]

>>11912643
now that is fresh. what store?

[Anonymous No.11912663]

>>11912643
Is the cow alright?

[Anonymous No.11912674]

>>11912622
an animal lost its life for this and also about 50 other meals you short sighted faggot

[Anonymous No.11912703]

Hope you learned your lesson

Also, how long did you cook it for Jesus Christ. I’ve been a rib roast in the oven about an hour too long and it still came out medium

[Anonymous No.11912755]

holy fuck u fucked it. walk us through what you did based well done prime rib roast anon

[Anonymous No.11912758]

>>11912589
No. Best thing you can do now is eat it as a reminder for you to never fuck up a roast, or give it to the dog. Next time don't overcook it or buy a meat thermometer.

[Anonymous No.11912762]

>>11912589
what's the significance of the top portion of the image?

[Anonymous No.11912838]

>>11912589
season the prime rib heavily.
put in probe thermometer, set the oven to 225F.
put the prime rib on a rack in a roasting pan, and take it out at 125F and let it rest 20-30 min while you crank the oven to 500F.

pop it back in for 10-15 min to brown up the outside and you're done- perfect prime rib, one of the easiest (and most delicious) things you can make

[Anonymous No.11912861]

>>11912600
Oh fuck I thought it was supposed to be a pork chop.

[Anonymous No.11912862]

>>11912643

This is almost as big a nightmare as OPs steak

[Anonymous No.11912869]

>>11912663
Yeah but he died

[Anonymous No.11912875]

>>11912869
damn

[Anonymous No.11912934]

>>11912643

Holy shit, I would be shocked if I saw this.

Just 2.40€ for half a kilo of raspberries!

[Anonymous No.11912948]

>>11912838
I do the same thing, except I take the roast out of the oven at 118-120 degrees depending on how close it came to room temp before putting it in the oven. Even a 4 hour rest can leave the middle at 45-50 degrees going into the oven.
I also like to like to do the searing of the outside of the roast on my grill. I set up a split zone fire with charcoal and lots of mesquite wood. I get the grill really hot (like 600-700 degrees) and roast / hot smoke it for 25-30 minutes.
I do this for Christmas every year.

[Anonymous No.11912957]

No. But next time you get a rib roast, cut it into ribeye steaks and then cook the steaks. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.11912964]

>>11912643
Where can I go to get beef this fresh?

[Anonymous No.11912994]

>>11912622
The lives of animals have no value other than sentimental value.

[Anonymous No.11913029]

>>11912994
Humans are animals.

[Anonymous No.11913130]

>>11912650
>>11912660
>>11912663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyIn2KCHrs4

[Anonymous No.11913159]

>>11913130
sorry, but i lol’d

[Anonymous No.11914588]

>>11912589
You can't un-cook your fucked up beef, you idiot.

About 20 minutes less next time.

[Anonymous No.11914593]

>>11913130
It was on the way to the slaughterhouse and was causing property damage. What the fuck are these idiots expecting?

[Anonymous No.11914595]

>>11912660
>>11912663
based

[Anonymous No.11914597]

>>11912994
Nothing has any value other than sentimental value, my dude.

OP is still a faggot for wasting good meat.

[Anonymous No.11914608]

>>11913130
>the face of the bull is blurred to conserve his identity
>next shot shows dead ass face rolled to the side dangling from a lift

[Anonymous No.11914614]

>>11913130
>Die Bullen shot the bull
nice

[Anonymous No.11914634]

>>11912643
>like a bull in a german discount shop

[Anonymous No.11914752]

>>11913029
And their existence has nothing but sentimental value either.

[Anonymous No.11914803]

>>11912643
>anti theft mirrors
>ancient looking shop furniture
is this east g*rmany?

[Anonymous No.11914810]

>>11912589
>I followed this recipe to the letter
I don't think you did.

[Anonymous No.11914812]

>>11913029

[Anonymous No.11914838]

>>11912589
Sometimes you just have to suck it up as a learning experience. One example, not $40 worth but still time worthy, I was going to make mashed potatoes and had everything sorted out, then went to put salt into it and the whole top of the thing came off and went in. I tried to salvage that but there was no way to do it. It was a lost cause. I just took that as a learning experience. Now I put the salt in my hand before putting it in anything so there's so chance of some overflow.

[Anonymous No.11914888]

>>11914838
You could have scooped out the salt

[Anonymous No.11914915]

>>11912589
>I wasted $40
Shit happens, but I hope yo still ate it and you learned from it!
>be me
>wanna try beef wellington
>go to butchers
>Uhhh, yeahhhh… can I…
>yes sure
>75 Ürodollarls please
>Fuck!
>Turns out it's one of the most expensive cuts of beefs
>the most unrelaxed cooking I have ever done
>turned out perfect
>mfw

[Anonymous No.11914963]

>>11912643
why cant we do this with niggers?

[Anonymous No.11915010]

>>11914963
Because we all want to do this to you

[Anonymous No.11915020]

>>11912589
LMAO what the fuck did you do to it you absolute retard
it looks boiled

[Anonymous No.11915139]

Looks fine to me mate.
Splash a bit of mustard on there and it's a good 'un.

[Anonymous No.11915289]

>>11913029
and you're focusing on the semantics of his post rather than the fucking meaning. is this bait?

[Chef john No.11915732]

Make some au jus or whatever, cut it up real thin. French dippers baby with some good French rolls

[Anonymous No.11915905]

have you ever cooked meat before idiot? practice with some pork chops first

[Anonymous No.11915991]

Just use Photoshop like the faggot who took the top photo.

[Anonymous No.11916068]

>>11915991
Now that's what I call well done, my friend.

[Anonymous No.11916137]

r8 my prime rib

[Anonymous No.11916138]

>>11915991
Easy
Now just a little runny tomato water, some ground pepper and fresh rosemary.
Wa La!

[Anonymous No.11916176]

>>11912660
literally every grocery store that sells meat

[Anonymous No.11916238]

Basically it's a reverse sear; @200 for like an hour or two and then pan sear the outside or some shit. Hell, even torching works too.

[Anonymous No.11916295]

>>11913159
baste

[Anonymous No.11916657]

>>11916137
No

[Anonymous No.11916687]

>>11916238
why not just use the broiler for like the last ten minutes to get a crust?

[Anonymous No.11916705]

>>11914593
Apparently for emergency workers to risk self-harm and further damage, removing a panicked bull from a supermarket, so it can be sent to slaughter.

Hippies are very stupid and have very little compassion towards other humans.

[Anonymous No.11916718]

>>11912589
>No sear, grey, flavorless ruining of a cut of beef that's an epiphany when cooked properly and horrid when done like that
Stick to cheap cuts for soup and stews until you learn something, ffs, instead of disrespecting the animal with such an abomination.

[Anonymous No.11916724]

>>11912663
Is the cow also one of the injured?

[Anonymous No.11916737]

>>11916687
Im not confident w/ a broiler; plus, I think pan sear gives better crust. Remember to rest before you crust too.

[Anonymous No.11916827]

>>11914963
Putting aside the fact that this popped into your head at all, why did you think that would be a thought you should post?

[Anonymous No.11916840]

>>11914593
Traditionally an animal that escapes is allowed to go free.

[Anonymous No.11916949]

>>11916827
Go back to Tumblr

[Anonymous No.11916970]

>>11916827
Posting edgy shit in this garbage heap is pleasant. Since you seem to hate fun, please leave.

[Anonymous No.11917179]

>>11916840
I don't think you know what escape means, I have a hunch you're some kind of sickly vegan as well

[Anonymous No.11917195]

>>11916657
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.11917222]

>>11912643
Now that's freshness!

[Anonymous No.11917340]

>>11914963
based

[Anonymous No.11917367]

>>11912589
It looks like you're following my mother's recipe, I would pop it back in for another half hour or so, it's still a bit rawish right in the middle

[Anonymous No.11917667]

>>11912600
>>11916718
retards it's a prime rib sliced from a roast

OP l, you just overcooked it. Generally prime rib recipes call for putting it at very high heat to get color on the outside of the roast and then turning the oven off and letting it cool from the residual heat to a perfect medium rare.

[Anonymous No.11917721]

>>11914963
Argentina did before they got ((()))’d
Brazil spared them.
Which one of these would you rather live in? Exactly

[Anonymous No.11917988]

>>11916949
>>11916970
Surprisingly this shit is more reddit than traditional 4chan, especially ck

[Anonymous No.11918013]

>>11915991
Damn OP you gotta teach me your secret

[Anonymous No.11918019]

>>11915289
What value does human life have if animals lives have no value? The animal's life matters to itself and its mates/herd. The same is so with humans. If animal lives have no value, human lives have no value.

[Anonymous No.11918145]

>>11912589
Did you watch one of Jack's videos or what? If so I believe you'd make him proud.

[Anonymous No.11918681]

>>11916137
'I love to travel'/10

[Anonymous No.11918700]

>>11912589
Herped when you should have derped.

[Anonymous No.11918702]

>>11918681
what does this even mean

[Anonymous No.11919085]

>>11918019
I agree.
>people should be food as well

[Anonymous No.11919548]

>>11917988
lolwut?
Prior to the moralfag invasion of 2009, every board was full on 100% NSDAP.

[Anonymous No.11919609]

>>11912589
boil it in some au jus after slicing it thin then leave it to simmer, perfect for pr burgers. try to make some ho rad mayo because shits cash, so are onions

[Anonymous No.11920222]

>>11912600
Fuck you’re stupid.

[Anonymous No.11920352]

>>11918019
You answered your own question, retard. When we say "an animals life has no value" we obviously imply no value towards humans.

The fact that i have to spell this out for you either means youre an epic master baiter or too braindead to have your opinion changed

Like you said, human lives have value (to other humans) because we are part of the same "herd" (generally speaking. Obv black people arent in the same "herd" as racists and as such they assign less value to them)

[Anonymous No.11920379]

Slice it thin and turn it into a prime rib sandwich ya fuck. Get some hoagies.

[Anonymous No.11920765]

>>11912589
Cover it in this stuff. It might be edible afterwords.

[Anonymous No.11920838]

>>11912589

[Anonymous No.11920930]

>>11916840
By what tradition? Are you retarded? What is a bred livestock animal going to do in the wild on it's own?

[Anonymous No.11920969]

>>11912643
They gonna eat that?

[Anonymous No.11921045]

>>11916840
And immediately die in the wild? Why?

[Anonymous No.11921372]

>>11912643
this is kind of an inspiring shot if you think about it. A dead, bloodied cow lying on the floor of a neatly organized grocery shop, selling bits and pieces of its kind.

[Anonymous No.11921545]

>>11918702

[Anonymous No.11921599]

>>11921545
Mmm Jessie Slaughter.

[Anonymous No.11921611]

>>11912643
sleep tight beefer

[Anonymous No.11921620]

>>11912643
lmao he's gonna have a surprise when he wakes up

[Anonymous No.11922174]

>>11912589
Get an oven thermometer. Using the temperature on the knob usually isn't 100% accurate and if you followed the instructions precisely, that only reinforces the point.

[Anonymous No.11922184]

>>11912600
>try closing your eyes and imagining it's a qt gamer girls foot
wat

[Anonymous No.11922819]

>>11921545
why are you comparing my roast to a roastie

[Anonymous No.11923183]

>>11912994
What a cool and edgy guy

[Anonymous No.11923231]

>>11913029
Did he stutter?

[Anonymous No.11923556]

>>11914803
its Bavaria

[Anonymous No.11924969]

>>11912643
Finally, some good fucking food.