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>> No.11911000

I thought they were burying the egg to grow a new ostrich

>> No.11911001

It's telling when this dude is the most likeable so far in the thread. Fucking german shit desert and tribal sand egg foolishness.

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he says he doesn't drink but that wasn't an entire ipa

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>> No.11911022

Before he opens it up you can already see it's FUCKING RAW

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>Webm thread
Gif is better

>> No.11911027

Subscribe to candito training.

>> No.11911034

Do Yurrupeeners really do this?

>> No.11911035

jesus christ, how horrifying

>> No.11911036

>anon just found out TV shows are scripted
Why do you think the whole village was watching?

>> No.11911037

I was OK with it until the prolapsed rectum.

>> No.11911056

User was banned for this post

>> No.11911064

>Jacks slop-o-shit special

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There's the non flat version

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>> No.11911187

>in the car

As if it's not bad enough already.

>> No.11911196

>First spread of mayo already more then I would use
>Reaches in jar for a second glob

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>> No.11911268

Anybody actually tried this with an acceptable amount of mayo? Is it any good?

>> No.11911561

the chocolate separated

>> No.11911568

My mom eats those. sliced banana, mayonnaise, and sprinkles sugar on it
but she's underweight so she's fucked up and i'll bet it's awful

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How did he leave?

>> No.11911631

he's way too happy about cutting apart the corpse of a living being

>> No.11911652

shut the fuck up you pussy. animals are food.

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the IPA always gets me

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>> No.11911758

If I was that server I would run out of the restaurant and become Forrest Gump.

>> No.11911776

Ja/ck/ the destroyer of webm threads

>> No.11911777

>Only the third webm of the thread
>"yeah bro it's telling when this is most likeable *cock gargling noises*"
Fuck you.

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>> No.11911785

Joey? Can I still susscribe?

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>> No.11911796

What the fuck was Aunt Myrna thinking

>> No.11911804

Hard to tell. Ranch? Béarnaise? Aioli? Who knows

>> No.11911807

I'd cure her palsy

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>drags the pan through it

>> No.11911833

good job, anon

>> No.11911852

i heard this is really big in germany

>> No.11911937

No, you're thinking rape

>> No.11911969

is fucking child abuse
America is Trillions of Dollars in Debt sending money to Corrupt Warlords while patting themselves on the back for helping the world

>> No.11912066

Could say that this has a bit of a.. slope on it.

>> No.11912082

>germans eating shit
not surprising

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>> No.11912213

>living being
not anymore, might as well eat it

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>> No.11912283

>Pan's not even hot
>Oil not even sizzling/splattering
>Still gets oil everywhere

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>> No.11912317

There should be a cooking with your mouth movie starring Emily Blunt.

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>> No.11912360

It's called having respect. Oh wait, you're a millenial. You wouldn't know what respect is.

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>> No.11912369

If you were born before 1983 and you're on 4chan, you should just end it.

>> No.11912371

>here's this joke dish, there's no way my retarded nephew will think this is meant to be actual food

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>> No.11912399

what is it even supposed to be

>> No.11912405

Or maybe you're just worried you're not going to seem as cool and special when you realize it's not just young people here.

>> No.11912411

Absolutely American.

>> No.11912424

a cantarito. grapefruit soda (or it can be fresh juice), ice, lime, salt, and tequila. Popular in Jalisco.

This the megalodon version though.

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Typical white folks
Not impressed or surprised

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What the hell am I looking at

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>> No.11912565

quite unsettleing

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>He didn't even toast it.

>> No.11912611

Parasites. Remember kids, cook your meat.

>> No.11912617

it's just fresh as fuck meat still wriggling

>> No.11912644

It's salt on a fresh cut of meat

I've seen it on reddit

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>> No.11912658

But why tho?

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>> No.11912665

It's a knife to cut pasta isn't it?

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A timid man asks "Why?". A true man asks "Why not?"

>> No.11912669

entirely fresh

>> No.11912677

Context please

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>> No.11912744

the first time i saw it they said it was adding salt to muscle causes it to move

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lol he cant even use chopsticks correctly.

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>> No.11912792

Fucking insect people

>> No.11912876

I was hoping it was something more. Man that's fucked up

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>> No.11912998

ew is that spring onion in guacamole? that's fucking disgusting

>> No.11913082

don't let the brit-bong police see this, they'll outlaw tinfoil next.

>> No.11913104

thats a jap thing though.

>> No.11913107

Fucking bullshit.
Whatever happened to just serve the meal that fill your stomach and appetite.

>> No.11913140

sauce, what is going on with that meat. is that CG,possessed, or is it just Chinese?

>> No.11913251

I need to get off my lazy ass and cook some fucking food for once.

>> No.11913315

Notice how the restaurant is otherwise empty

>> No.11913374

I would agree with you if that thing wasn't moving without a fucking brain/head attached.

>> No.11913400

>food drops
>acts like tripping after
I get the feeling she did that on purpose.

>> No.11913421

>millenials aren't the majority of whiny vegans
sure buddy

>> No.11913483

They beheaded it, you retard. Honestly, if you're not a vegan you have no right to bitch about that.

>> No.11913513

Did you miss the chair being pushed out directly in her path?

>> No.11913523

>millennials having enough money to eat vegan
sure buddy

>> No.11913546

>animal planet

>> No.11913561

>the vast majority of vegans are millennials
>I'm still going to make up arguments that they aren't
sure buddy

>> No.11913743

Still a better cook and housewife than any healthy modern woman.

>> No.11913747

It's not a shelf toilet so clearly that's not German.

>> No.11913812

so why doesn't he show them how to cook it without being full of sand?

>> No.11913818

How does he split?

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>> No.11913823

yeah cause rice and beans are soooooo expensive dumbshit

>> No.11913933

Fuckin top zozzle m8 well done

>> No.11913936

Kek never noticed that

>> No.11913943

>dood weed lmao
Why do you faggot have to forcibly jam this into every discussion?

>> No.11913953

>tfw you go to prison and this guy is your roomate
Fucking scary shit

>> No.11913961

I once went into an asian fishing store & the owner recommended I try his special green worms. I bought a container & it was filled with those exact centipedes, one of the fuckers bit me too.

>> No.11914121

jack is afraid of heat or something, i read an anon explain it before. maybe some childhood trauma

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>> No.11914156

>afraid of heat
>become a chef
there is literally a whole proverb about this

>> No.11914161

wouldn't it be easier to just put the egg(still in its shell) on top of a fire instead of having to put it under sand ,cook it there, then remove it?

>> No.11914211

love how pleased he looks with his carving
just when you think it can't get any worse, a new ingredient gets added
is this part of a sketch or does she have some sort of disability?
it just wants to be cooked evenly

>> No.11914213

for FUCK's sake, somebody get this man institutionalised already

>> No.11914220

They save the shell for collecting water. The real question is why they don't find a rock.

>> No.11914238

Kiss on mouth and nice trips*mwah!*

>> No.11914252

Have fun with your alzheimers.

>> No.11914267

Plants are alive too, you fucking hypocrite.

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>> No.11914391

why not start with durum flour
thats like grinding bread to make another bread

>> No.11914410

>is this part of a sketch or does she have some sort of disability?
Just a normal girl living with Cerebral Palsy.

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>> No.11914611

This is viral marketing

>> No.11914618

Just slam ten tins of shit into a pot, ram some beer in there, and cook it for ten hours

For fuck's sake. Garbage in, Garbage out. Basic principle of the universe. Use shitty ingredients, get a meat that tastes like shit.

4 years I've been here and Jack webms STILL tilt the fuck out of me, please send help and a therapist, alternatively a revolver

>> No.11914628

Didn't he recently have another stroke?

His own body is his institution now

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>> No.11914669

The worst thing about this is the camerawork

>> No.11914965 [DELETED] 

i about two hours our 4cc team returns to action in the winter cup

get in chefs

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forgot webm

>> No.11915024

>corpse of a living being

>> No.11915110

To be fair, I'm pretty sure he calls that concoction "garbage stew".

>> No.11915117

>right when I'm out for dinner
Cheer them on for me lads, I'll have to watch the vod.

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20 minutes or so till go time

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It is time

>> No.11915371

Isn't it more respectful to eat the "corpse" rather than waste it?

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>> No.11915499

just fuck our shit up

>> No.11915560 [DELETED] 

was this a real occurance? there was a 4chan-wide tournament?

>> No.11915561

This is almost as funny this 415th time it has been posted as the first time it was posted a decade ago...

>> No.11915579 [DELETED] 

we play rigtt now
5-5 vs r9k
go to

>> No.11915592

Every time I see the ring, I imagine goatse with that ring instead. Life is cruel.

>> No.11915618

holy shit

my mind is blank

what was that????

if you are interested in joining the /ck/ 4cc managing staff hit me up

>> No.11915619

Obviously she isn't a "normal girl" if she is a retard

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Holy fuck that 6-6

>> No.11915668

They have pots in the background though

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what a fucking match

>> No.11915945


this guy is a fucking rabbit hole of patience and ingenuity

>> No.11915992

oh lord no

what the fuck was he even squeezing so much of over it

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>> No.11916098

why are all his motions so ridiculous and over the top

>> No.11916110

>the king didn't even score

>> No.11916118

When you work a shitty restaurant job, you gotta keep yourself entertained.

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probably the Kings weekest game for /ck/ yet

at least 2 more games for him to shine

friday and sunday, /mu/ and /gd/

>> No.11916255

>Leia will never sit on your face

>> No.11916305

long form now that the game is over:
this is a 4chan wide tournament started in 2011
boards competeagainst each other in AI Pro evolution soccer

>> No.11916619

I don't understand what that is

>> No.11916675

Is this the new salt bae without the furious cock gobbling?

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These are just spasms, right? It's dead isn't it?

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>> No.11916934

Jesus... so not only are they cooking it alive but to make it suffer even more they fucking cut its head off too...

>> No.11916964

what is this?

>> No.11917006

this is the natural progression when you let patrons bring internet connected cameras with them to every meal.

>> No.11917012

a tongue im guessing

>> No.11917030

the fukken head's gone, nigga

>> No.11917033

>can recognize Jack's webm's from the thumbnail because of the disgusting colored plastic dishware alone
a truly revolting human being

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>> No.11917052

It's a decapitated snake.

>> No.11917056

what kinda snake has a flat tail m8?

>> No.11917066

It's an eel, you fucking retard.

>> No.11917218

Recording of today's /r9k/-/ck/ divegrass match for those who missed it

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>> No.11917256

Uh that would rock and roll ya.

>> No.11917261

I don't really follow this, or watch divegrass, but the fact that /ck/ always appears to be this super strong contender is hilarious

>> No.11917320

Why is the spigot so high up on the jug?

>> No.11917330

Whats with Asians not being able to wait one at a time for food? They all push each other to eat at the same time.

>> No.11917354

What's wrong with the way he uses chopsticks?

>> No.11917368

Leave space for a non-tilted glass?

>> No.11917567


Nukes and ebola over India when?

>> No.11917576

what does that gay ring say?

>> No.11917585


Is CP genetic? She's adorable.

>> No.11917611

Not every tribe is isolated on an island. They can trade some shiny beads for modern stuff. There are nomadic tribes in Africa with cell phones.

>> No.11917629

>Person hands him mug
>Pours contents of mug into a different mug
>Hands it back
w-what'd he do?

>> No.11917633

More fun this way

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It's fucking Germany, faglord.

>> No.11917849

mexican mating ritual

>> No.11917970

More like breakslow, fuckin hell

>> No.11917979

Thanks, I used to hate this video but now that you pointed the decapitation part out, I'm less bothered by it.

>> No.11918045

Subscribe to candito training.

>> No.11918140

Why dont they just put it on a big flat rock and heat the rock?

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It's India.

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>> No.11918619

is that yhorm's machete

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And meanwhile in dog world...

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What is Indian abo...

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Further proof that cats are intelligent creatures whereas dogs are subservient slaves that eat waste.

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>> No.11918848

Needs more jack.

>> No.11918855

>she's engaged
We're all going to make it...

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Is this food?

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LA BEAST HERE! Jack is not entertaining and not half the man one of my balls is.

>> No.11918898

Tell him where to go back to, son.

>> No.11918909

CP doesn't make you a retard asshole it just fucks up your body

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>> No.11919108

every fucking time

>> No.11919126

I heard this wasn't big in India

>> No.11919132

haha that jack cant he does anything right haha?

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>> No.11919151

His justification was he was told not to overcook bison. Unfortunatey, he took that as don't cook it at all.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eggs

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>> No.11919225

insufferable artisianal niggerfaggot

>> No.11919286

how do they make the egg not hard?

>> No.11919300
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>picky eaters
Toxoplasmosis sufferers will tell themselves anything.

>> No.11919304

Why are the yolk ashen gray? Why the pickle juice? Why is the camera's color balance is fucked? Why anything?

On the plus side though, I might add a touch (not a fucking liter) of Dijon next time I make some

>> No.11919305

>eat a dick.webm

>> No.11919346

There's no cast iron skillet there, so what choice did he have?

>> No.11919352

>the recipe is a secret
>shows how they make it 10 seconds later
food insider is the most retarded publication there is

>> No.11919358

fucking lol

>> No.11919371

i know toxoplasmosis is just a meme now but you wont contract that if you dont eat your cats shit or be over 80 years old

>> No.11919428
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in most people it does nothing, but it's still pretty wide spread.

>> No.11919480

>a bout

This is what triggers me the most about this.

>> No.11919495

There's always money in the banana stand.

>> No.11919505

watching this makes me feel like
i'm pooping

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>> No.11919620

The recipe is not a secret, they just separate yolk and whites and beat whiteoids until stiff peak meringue. Yolk has to be quite beaten too.

>> No.11919684

itgood he cut tha egg in the end so we knows wat was in ut

>> No.11919685

this is why I throw stones at cats, fucking filthy animals

>> No.11919691

You must've misheard, then. I never saw this, and I live here.
It would've made the news in an instant. Recently even fucking fortnite was mentioned. And not even on RTL, but ZDF.

I read about this being a thing in Japan, tough

>> No.11919700

That's your average trump voter.

>> No.11919703


This seems to be Israel.

>> No.11919705

>niggers on animal planet
This is satire, right?

>> No.11919710

How does he get out of there without breaking the bananas?

>> No.11919718

Have this for breakfy most days, so healthy and balanced with veggies most vitamins and veggies you can substitute the meat for tofu and veggies finish with almonds and good fresh veggies or crab meatballs and veggies

>> No.11919720

nerve gas?

>> No.11919792


see >>11919703

>> No.11919801

how the fuck

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>> No.11919821

The ultimate keto breakfast.

>> No.11919822

cats stand in a box full of shit and then jump on every surface including kitchen ones. muh cats are clean! actually really disgusting, much worse than dogs if given an ounce of thought

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>log-shaped, you say?

>> No.11919884

>complaining about what type of animal you let in your house
if an animal lives in your home, you are an animal yourself. Thats disgusting. Dog people are somehow even worse than cat people because of how obnoxious they are about their "furbabies :^)"

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>veggies X5

>> No.11919900

every fucking time

>> No.11919947

>Why are the yolk ashen gray?
Because she boiled the shit out of those eggs

>> No.11919971

Sweet potatoes I think. Not sure about the fur-suit though.

>> No.11919989

A night to remember

>> No.11920085
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>gets upset at a very particular post in a series
>quotes something nobody said, but somehow made sense in his head
>acts like he's better than everyone now
It sounds like you're suffering from some kind of brain parasite, dear anon.

>> No.11920390

what was the channel with the fat girl making absurdly shitty food? a lot of webms get posted here from it

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thanks I hate it

>> No.11920437

the dumbo put his thumb on the down edge of the blade cause i guess hes used to shit knifes

>> No.11920485

Dogs would eat literal shit what’s your point

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>itgood he cut tha egg in the end so we knows wat was in ut

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>> No.11920812

Guaranteed the dude took one bite of that sandy unseasoned egg, looked at the camera, and waxed poetic about how it was the best thing he'd ever eaten and how these people knew what good food was.

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i love kaneki so much

>> No.11920825

iirc the poor guy had to resort to a gimmick to sell anything at all.

>> No.11920841

Not with all that sugar.

>> No.11920846

Was it Cow Chop that did a video with this thing in it?

>> No.11920852

not at all surprised. fucking jews

>> No.11921048

wait is that real? are theu eating real poop? why would they eat poop

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I think you are talking about Kay's Good Cooking.

>> No.11921111

I only watched it up to the part where he was wrapping the block of butter in bacon. Didn't see him cover it in cookie dough as well.

>> No.11921114

I would literally strangle and pound that cunts face into mush if that happened to me

>> No.11921134

I didn't see a single man that bleeds testosterone in that webm.

>> No.11921138


>> No.11921141

Honestly That Would Make For Some Pretty Epic Gamer Fuel

>> No.11921252

I knew in the first five seconds what a faggot this guy would turn out to be.

>> No.11921275

Calm down incel

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>> No.11921320

it's potjie pot and a kettle

>> No.11921327

kys faggot

>> No.11921342

found the incel

>> No.11921491

i hate myself for laughing at this fucking bullshit

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>> No.11921723

>mfw she still probably cooks better than half of /ck/

>> No.11922535

No you wouldn't. You would "laugh" it off and accept the restaurants offer of a free dinner and full cleaning service. You would still leave a tip, and you would scream all of the things you really wanted to say in your car while you drove home because you didn't want to make a scene.

>> No.11922691

It pisses me off how much that guy looks like a fucking sim.

>> No.11922859

maybe not everyone is a milktoast soy guzzling faggot like yourself

>> No.11922868

You got us there anon, you're a real badass that would totally assault someone in public. lmao

>> No.11923098

prime directive

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Setting off my trypophobia real bad. Someone explain to me what's going on in this video.

>> No.11923214

Did you mean Milquetoast you ignorant retard?

>> No.11923257

what the fuck is up with this toxoplasmosis meme
it's estimated over 1/3 of the world/country has it
it doesn't develop symptoms unless you have AIDS tier immunity

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