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>>11910991I thought they were burying the egg to grow a new ostrich
>>11910996It's telling when this dude is the most likeable so far in the thread. Fucking german shit desert and tribal sand egg foolishness.
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>>11911007he says he doesn't drink but that wasn't an entire ipa
>>11911020Before he opens it up you can already see it's FUCKING RAW
>>11910984>Webm threadGif is better
>>11910996Subscribe to candito training.
>>11910984Do Yurrupeeners really do this?
>>11911020jesus christ, how horrifying
>>11911002>anon just found out TV shows are scriptedWhy do you think the whole village was watching?
>>11911007I was OK with it until the prolapsed rectum.
>>11911025User was banned for this post
>>11911007>Jacks slop-o-shit special
>>11911098There's the non flat version
>>11911162>in the carAs if it's not bad enough already.
>>11911162>First spread of mayo already more then I would use>Reaches in jar for a second globAhhhhhhhh
>>11911162Anybody actually tried this with an acceptable amount of mayo? Is it any good?
>>11911079the chocolate separated
>>11911268My mom eats those. sliced banana, mayonnaise, and sprinkles sugar on itbut she's underweight so she's fucked up and i'll bet it's awful
>>11911229How did he leave?
>>11910996he's way too happy about cutting apart the corpse of a living being
>>11911631shut the fuck up you pussy. animals are food.
>>11911007the IPA always gets me
>>11911203If I was that server I would run out of the restaurant and become Forrest Gump.
>>11911020>>11911079>>11911089>>11911119>>11911140>>11911696Ja/ck/ the destroyer of webm threads
>>11911001>Only the third webm of the thread>"yeah bro it's telling when this is most likeable *cock gargling noises*"Fuck you.
>>11911162Joey? Can I still susscribe?
>>11911089What the fuck was Aunt Myrna thinking
>>11911585Hard to tell. Ranch? Béarnaise? Aioli? Who knows
>>11911790I'd cure her palsy
>>11911079>drags the pan through it
>>11911229>filenamegood job, anon
>>11910984i heard this is really big in germany
>>11911852No, you're thinking rape
>>11910991is fucking child abuse America is Trillions of Dollars in Debt sending money to Corrupt Warlords while patting themselves on the back for helping the world
>>11911121Could say that this has a bit of a.. slope on it.
>>11911852>germans eating shitnot surprising
>>11911631>living beingnot anymore, might as well eat it
>>11911696>Pan's not even hot>Oil not even sizzling/splattering>Still gets oil everywhereHow
>>11912307There should be a cooking with your mouth movie starring Emily Blunt.
>>11912213It's called having respect. Oh wait, you're a millenial. You wouldn't know what respect is.
>>11912360If you were born before 1983 and you're on 4chan, you should just end it.
>>11911796>here's this joke dish, there's no way my retarded nephew will think this is meant to be actual food
>>11912384what is it even supposed to be
>>11912369Or maybe you're just worried you're not going to seem as cool and special when you realize it's not just young people here.
>>11912399a cantarito. grapefruit soda (or it can be fresh juice), ice, lime, salt, and tequila. Popular in Jalisco.This the megalodon version though.
>>11910984Typical white folks Not impressed or surprised
>>11912368What the hell am I looking at
>>11912501>He didn't even toast it.
>>11912547Parasites. Remember kids, cook your meat.
>>11912547>>11912611it's just fresh as fuck meat still wriggling
>>11912611>>11912617It's salt on a fresh cut of meatI've seen it on reddit
>>11912648But why tho?
>>11912658It's a knife to cut pasta isn't it?
>>11912658A timid man asks "Why?". A true man asks "Why not?"
>>11912368wow entirely fresh
>>11912547the first time i saw it they said it was adding salt to muscle causes it to move
>>11912088lol he cant even use chopsticks correctly.
>>11912365Fucking insect people
>>11912770I was hoping it was something more. Man that's fucked up
>>11912216ew is that spring onion in guacamole? that's fucking disgusting
>>11912668don't let the brit-bong police see this, they'll outlaw tinfoil next.
>>11912452thats a jap thing though.
>>11910984Fucking bullshit. Whatever happened to just serve the meal that fill your stomach and appetite.
>>11912368sauce, what is going on with that meat. is that CG,possessed, or is it just Chinese?
>>11911676I need to get off my lazy ass and cook some fucking food for once.
>>11910984Notice how the restaurant is otherwise empty
>>11912792I would agree with you if that thing wasn't moving without a fucking brain/head attached.
>>11911203>food drops>acts like tripping afterI get the feeling she did that on purpose.
>>11912360>millenials aren't the majority of whiny veganssure buddy
>>11912792They beheaded it, you retard. Honestly, if you're not a vegan you have no right to bitch about that.
>>11913400Did you miss the chair being pushed out directly in her path?
>>11913421>millennials having enough money to eat vegansure buddy
>>11913523>the vast majority of vegans are millennials>I'm still going to make up arguments that they aren'tsure buddy
>>11911676Still a better cook and housewife than any healthy modern woman.
>>11911852It's not a shelf toilet so clearly that's not German.
>>11910991so why doesn't he show them how to cook it without being full of sand?
>>11911011How does he split?
>>11913523yeah cause rice and beans are soooooo expensive dumbshit
>>11911804Fuckin top zozzle m8 well done
>>11911830Kek never noticed that
>>11912317>dood weed lmaoWhy do you faggot have to forcibly jam this into every discussion?
>>11912648>tfw you go to prison and this guy is your roomateFucking scary shit
>>11911121I once went into an asian fishing store & the owner recommended I try his special green worms. I bought a container & it was filled with those exact centipedes, one of the fuckers bit me too.
>>11912283jack is afraid of heat or something, i read an anon explain it before. maybe some childhood trauma
>>11914121>afraid of heat>become a chefthere is literally a whole proverb about this
>>11910991wouldn't it be easier to just put the egg(still in its shell) on top of a fire instead of having to put it under sand ,cook it there, then remove it?
>>11910996love how pleased he looks with his carving>>11911089just when you think it can't get any worse, a new ingredient gets added>>11911676is this part of a sketch or does she have some sort of disability?>>11912365it just wants to be cooked evenly
>>11911119for FUCK's sake, somebody get this man institutionalised already
>>11914161They save the shell for collecting water. The real question is why they don't find a rock.
>>11911777Kiss on mouth and nice trips*mwah!*
>>11912668Have fun with your alzheimers.
>>11911631Plants are alive too, you fucking hypocrite.
>>11912648why not start with durum flourthats like grinding bread to make another bread
>>11914211>is this part of a sketch or does she have some sort of disability?Just a normal girl living with Cerebral Palsy.
>>11910984This is viral marketing
>>11911007Just slam ten tins of shit into a pot, ram some beer in there, and cook it for ten hoursFor fuck's sake. Garbage in, Garbage out. Basic principle of the universe. Use shitty ingredients, get a meat that tastes like shit.4 years I've been here and Jack webms STILL tilt the fuck out of me, please send help and a therapist, alternatively a revolver
>>11914213Didn't he recently have another stroke?His own body is his institution now
>>11912366The worst thing about this is the camerawork
i about two hours our 4cc team returns to action in the winter cupget in chefs
>>11911631>corpse of a living being
>>11914618To be fair, I'm pretty sure he calls that concoction "garbage stew".
>>11914965>right when I'm out for dinnerCheer them on for me lads, I'll have to watch the vod.
20 minutes or so till go time>implyingrigged.info
It is time
>>11912360Isn't it more respectful to eat the "corpse" rather than waste it?
just fuck our shit up
>>11915332>>11915253>>11914985was this a real occurance? there was a 4chan-wide tournament?
>>11911020This is almost as funny this 415th time it has been posted as the first time it was posted a decade ago...
>>11915560yeswe play rigtt now5-5 vs r9kgo toimplyingrigged.info
>>11911020Every time I see the ring, I imagine goatse with that ring instead. Life is cruel.
holy shitmy mind is blankwhat was that????if you are interested in joining the /ck/ 4cc managing staff hit me up
>>11914410Obviously she isn't a "normal girl" if she is a retard
Holy fuck that 6-6
>>11914220They have pots in the background though
>>11915630what a fucking match
>>11912648>>11912668this guy is a fucking rabbit hole of patience and ingenuity
>>11914630oh lord nowhat the fuck was he even squeezing so much of over it
>>11912384why are all his motions so ridiculous and over the top
>>11916066>the king didn't even score
>>11916098When you work a shitty restaurant job, you gotta keep yourself entertained.
>>11916110probably the Kings weekest game for /ck/ yetat least 2 more games for him to shinefriday and sunday, /mu/ and /gd/
>>11910997>Leia will never sit on your face
>>11915560long form now that the game is over:this is a 4chan wide tournament started in 2011boards competeagainst each other in AI Pro evolution soccer
>>11911002I don't understand what that is
>>11910996Is this the new salt bae without the furious cock gobbling?
>>11912365These are just spasms, right? It's dead isn't it?
>>11913483Jesus... so not only are they cooking it alive but to make it suffer even more they fucking cut its head off too...
>>11912365what is this?
>>11913107this is the natural progression when you let patrons bring internet connected cameras with them to every meal.
>>11916964a tongue im guessing
>>11916927the fukken head's gone, nigga
>can recognize Jack's webm's from the thumbnail because of the disgusting colored plastic dishware alonea truly revolting human being
>>11916964>>11917012It's a decapitated snake.
>>11917052what kinda snake has a flat tail m8?
>>11917052It's an eel, you fucking retard.
Recording of today's /r9k/-/ck/ divegrass match for those who missed ithttps://bootleg.hamuko.moe/video/156/
>>11912772Uh that would rock and roll ya.
>>11917218I don't really follow this, or watch divegrass, but the fact that /ck/ always appears to be this super strong contender is hilarious
>>11912772Why is the spigot so high up on the jug?
>>11910984Whats with Asians not being able to wait one at a time for food? They all push each other to eat at the same time.
>>11912766What's wrong with the way he uses chopsticks?
>>11917320Leave space for a non-tilted glass?
>>11910984Nukes and ebola over India when?
>>11911020what does that gay ring say?
>>11911790Is CP genetic? She's adorable.
>>11911002Not every tribe is isolated on an island. They can trade some shiny beads for modern stuff. There are nomadic tribes in Africa with cell phones.
>>11912384>Person hands him mug>Pours contents of mug into a different mug>Hands it backw-what'd he do?
>>11914391More fun this way
>>11917567It's fucking Germany, faglord.
>>11917629mexican mating ritual
>>11911676More like breakslow, fuckin hell
>>11913483Thanks, I used to hate this video but now that you pointed the decapitation part out, I'm less bothered by it.
>>11916699Subscribe to candito training.
>>11910991Why dont they just put it on a big flat rock and heat the rock?
>>11916699is that yhorm's machete
>>11918630And meanwhile in dog world...
>>11912501What is Indian abo...
>>11918630>>11918632Further proof that cats are intelligent creatures whereas dogs are subservient slaves that eat waste.
Needs more jack.
>>11911676>she's engagedWe're all going to make it...
Is this food?
LA BEAST HERE! Jack is not entertaining and not half the man one of my balls is.
>>11912659Tell him where to go back to, son.
>>11915619CP doesn't make you a retard asshole it just fucks up your body
>>11918875every fucking time
>>11911852I heard this wasn't big in India
>>11918875haha that jack cant he does anything right haha?
WHO SAID EGGS?
>>11911022His justification was he was told not to overcook bison. Unfortunatey, he took that as don't cook it at all.
>>11919155insufferable artisianal niggerfaggot
>>11919180how do they make the egg not hard?
>>11918731>picky eaters>intelligentToxoplasmosis sufferers will tell themselves anything.
>>11919167Why are the yolk ashen gray? Why the pickle juice? Why is the camera's color balance is fucked? Why anything?On the plus side though, I might add a touch (not a fucking liter) of Dijon next time I make some
>>11919182>eat a dick.webm
>>11911002There's no cast iron skillet there, so what choice did he have?
>>11919174>the recipe is a secret>shows how they make it 10 seconds laterfood insider is the most retarded publication there is
>>11919300i know toxoplasmosis is just a meme now but you wont contract that if you dont eat your cats shit or be over 80 years old
>>11919371in most people it does nothing, but it's still pretty wide spread.
>>11919152>a boutThis is what triggers me the most about this.
>>11911011There's always money in the banana stand.
>>11919182watching this makes me feel likei'm pooping
>>11911162DUB DUB WEO WEO WEOOOOOO
>>11919174The recipe is not a secret, they just separate yolk and whites and beat whiteoids until stiff peak meringue. Yolk has to be quite beaten too.
>>11919180itgood he cut tha egg in the end so we knows wat was in ut
>>11919428this is why I throw stones at cats, fucking filthy animals
>>11911852You must've misheard, then. I never saw this, and I live here. It would've made the news in an instant. Recently even fucking fortnite was mentioned. And not even on RTL, but ZDF. I read about this being a thing in Japan, tough
>>11916964That's your average trump voter.
>>11910984>>11911034>>11911852>>11913104>>11912452>>11917330>>11917567This seems to be Israel. https://video-streaming.orange.fr/actu-politique/un-dessert-servi-dans-un-toilette-VID0000002DVhP.html
>>11910991>niggers on animal planetThis is satire, right?
>>11911011How does he get out of there without breaking the bananas?
>>11914618Have this for breakfy most days, so healthy and balanced with veggies most vitamins and veggies you can substitute the meat for tofu and veggies finish with almonds and good fresh veggies or crab meatballs and veggies
>>11918857how the fuck
>>11918878The ultimate keto breakfast.
>>11919371cats stand in a box full of shit and then jump on every surface including kitchen ones. muh cats are clean! actually really disgusting, much worse than dogs if given an ounce of thought
>>11919182>log-shaped, you say?
>>11919300>complaining about what type of animal you let in your houseif an animal lives in your home, you are an animal yourself. Thats disgusting. Dog people are somehow even worse than cat people because of how obnoxious they are about their "furbabies :^)"
>>11919703>Israelevery fucking time
>>11919304>Why are the yolk ashen gray?Because she boiled the shit out of those eggs
>>11918692Sweet potatoes I think. Not sure about the fur-suit though.
>>11912399A night to remember
>>11919884>gets upset at a very particular post in a series>quotes something nobody said, but somehow made sense in his head>acts like he's better than everyone nowIt sounds like you're suffering from some kind of brain parasite, dear anon.
what was the channel with the fat girl making absurdly shitty food? a lot of webms get posted here from it
>>11910984thanks I hate it
>>11918857>>11919801the dumbo put his thumb on the down edge of the blade cause i guess hes used to shit knifes
>>11918632Dogs would eat literal shit what’s your point
>>11919684>itgood he cut tha egg in the end so we knows wat was in ut
>>11920419HE HATES IT
>>11910991Guaranteed the dude took one bite of that sandy unseasoned egg, looked at the camera, and waxed poetic about how it was the best thing he'd ever eaten and how these people knew what good food was.
>>11920499i love kaneki so much
>>11919971iirc the poor guy had to resort to a gimmick to sell anything at all.
>>11919821Not with all that sugar.
>>11919182Was it Cow Chop that did a video with this thing in it?
>>11919703not at all surprised. fucking jews
>>11910984wait is that real? are theu eating real poop? why would they eat poop
>>11920390I think you are talking about Kay's Good Cooking.
>>11920841I only watched it up to the part where he was wrapping the block of butter in bacon. Didn't see him cover it in cookie dough as well.
>>11911203I would literally strangle and pound that cunts face into mush if that happened to me
>>11919700I didn't see a single man that bleeds testosterone in that webm.
>>11912366Honestly That Would Make For Some Pretty Epic Gamer Fuel
>>11919155I knew in the first five seconds what a faggot this guy would turn out to be.
>>11921114Calm down incel
>>11916619it's potjie pot and a kettle
>>11921114found the incel
>>11917970i hate myself for laughing at this fucking bullshit
>>11911676>mfw she still probably cooks better than half of /ck/
>>11921114No you wouldn't. You would "laugh" it off and accept the restaurants offer of a free dinner and full cleaning service. You would still leave a tip, and you would scream all of the things you really wanted to say in your car while you drove home because you didn't want to make a scene.
>>11919182It pisses me off how much that guy looks like a fucking sim.
>>11922535maybe not everyone is a milktoast soy guzzling faggot like yourself
>>11922859You got us there anon, you're a real badass that would totally assault someone in public. lmao
>>11912368Setting off my trypophobia real bad. Someone explain to me what's going on in this video.
>>11922859>milktoastDid you mean Milquetoast you ignorant retard?
>>11919300what the fuck is up with this toxoplasmosis memeit's estimated over 1/3 of the world/country has itit doesn't develop symptoms unless you have AIDS tier immunity