/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11907206]

What is the best way to prepare venison? I wanted to make a venison pie but my boomer friend keep telling me that's a waste of the meat.

[Anonymous No.11907237]

What was that? A tracer round?

[Anonymous No.11907240]

Well what cuts of meat do you have?

Ground venison you can pretty much treat like ground beef. I used some for taco bowls. Works in chili too. It's just leaner than beef so keep that in mind.

Backstrap is good for breading and frying. Very delicious and I'm sure you could prepare it in other ways but that's how I've always done it.

Tenderloin can be treated much like a pork tenderloin but don't let it dry out.

[Anonymous No.11907244]

>Another meatcuck thread

[Anonymous No.11907262]

>>11907244
Fuck off shill.

[Anonymous No.11907313]

>> 11907240
I've got some back strap and some mince and offal which I wanted to make sausage out of.

[Anonymous No.11907322]

>>11907237
Light-up nock on an arrow

[Anonymous No.11907324]

>>11907237
It was an arrow with a small electric light in the nock that makes it easier to find.
They're pretty neat. It's amazing how small they can make stuff now.

[Anonymous No.11907329]

>>11907322
>>11907324
So, a tracer for an arrow.
Technology is neat!

[Anonymous No.11907340]

>>11907329
Arent tracers a chemical reaction, white phosphorous or something? The light-up nock is just a little light.

[Anonymous No.11907350]

>>11907322
>>11907324
That's interesting didn't know that kind of arrow existed

[Anonymous No.11907359]

>>11907340
You're confusing two different things.
A tracer is a burning chemical. Same thing as a road flare, just much smaller.

White phosphorous involves a chemical reaction which precipitates in the air, forming billions of tiny droplets which end up looking like dense white "smoke".

[Anonymous No.11907360]

>>11907350
It isnt the arrow itself, arrow comes in 4 parts, the head, the shaft, the fletchings, and the nock, all of these parts are interchangeable as well, so a light up nock can be put on basically any shaft.

.t maximum archeryfag

[Anonymous No.11907367]

>>11907359
Interesting. How did they turn that into a tank round? Not a /k/ommando

[Anonymous No.11907368]

>>11907206
This is horrible the worst thing I've ever seen that animal had a family

[Anonymous No.11907376]

>>11907360
Don't be so pedantic. A rifle cartridge has several components too.

[Anonymous No.11907380]

>>11907367
White phosphorous shells are intended to be used for making smokescreens, either to mark a target so other friendly units can attack it, or so that you can cover your own escape.

It also happens to be flammable so you could use it as an incendiary. It would work against soldiers but it would be useless against a tank. It has no armor penetrating capability and not enough explosive to do much. It's a smokescreen first and an incendiary 2nd.

[Anonymous No.11907391]

>>11907380
You aren't supposed to use it as an incendiary, buuut damn it's fun.

[Anonymous No.11907395]

>>11907240
>breading and frying backstrap

Please don't do this, you can just as easily do the breading and frying thing with cuts from the hindquarters and it doesn't waste the best part of the deer. Better to cut it into sections about 8 inches long and grill or sear those accordingly before you slice them into medallions. It's easier to control the doneness this way, and you get more pink on the inside than turning everything into a 1-inch steak before cooking.

[Anonymous No.11907402]

I wish meatcuck drumpfies would leave this board.

[Anonymous No.11907409]

>>11907376
When does informative become pedantic? I dont see useless information in my post.

[Anonymous No.11907413]

>>11907409
You wouldn't, aspie

[Anonymous No.11907419]

that was so cool
i wish i knew how to hunt

[Anonymous No.11907422]

>>11907413
Are you ok anon? It was a simple question, did my actual understanding of what you said throw you off? Do you even know what pedantic means?

[Anonymous No.11907424]

>>11907413
You are both acting spergy.
Both the arrow and the bullet would not be an arrow or a bullet without one of the components.
Unless without a nock or primer you plan on throwing your shit at animals.

[Anonymous No.11907435]

I wish I could shoot you guys in the face with an arrow or a bullet, you fucking nerds

[Anonymous No.11907442]

>>11907424

[Anonymous No.11907463]

>>11907409
I'm not the other guy who replied to you.
I called you pedantic not because you were incorrect but because you were awkwardly injecting details nobody cares about into the conversation. I made an example of rifle cartridges because while those do consist of several parts it's pretty generally understood in normal conversation what people mean when they talk about tracers.
Much in the same way that nobody here thinks the entire structure of an arrow or bolt is one long LED, most people probably don't think the casing lights up the way the projectile does.
So yes, you were being pedantic because you think archery makes you cool and you're desperate to let everybody know about it.
Not much different from people with certain dietary habits, really.

[Anonymous No.11907464]

>>11907463

[Anonymous No.11907467]

>>11907463
i don't mind pedantry so much
it's people who are pedantic and wrong that grind my gears

[Anonymous No.11907471]

>>11907244
Wow it's almost like your malnourished self could just ignore it and move on.
>>11907206
Check out Steve Rinellas cookbook

[Anonymous No.11907474]

treat it like you would a bison.
always add pork and garlic to sausages.

[Anonymous No.11907475]

>>11907206
Cook whatever the fuck you want. Boomer probably has never had a good meat pie before.

[Anonymous No.11907490]

>>11907206
Damn, that was a clean kill. Probably felt about as much pain as getting blood drawn. He just looks confused.

[Anonymous No.11907538]

Can all the carnist trump fag hunting types please just fuck off to your containment board?

[Anonymous No.11907546]

>>11907538
>waaaah mommy people naturally source their food they are bad /pol/ boogeymen
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.11907608]

>>11907546
Cringe. Why are drumpfcucks so violent and stupid?

[Anonymous No.11907612]

>>11907538
You prefer factory farming or something?

[Anonymous No.11907629]

>>11907206
>I can't believe you've done this

[Anonymous No.11907672]

>>11907608
Just so you know modern agriculture kills millions of animals and your soybeans are full of ground up mice, deer fawns, etc.

[Anonymous No.11907680]

Anyone get sad seeing a deer die. I get that the hunter did it properly and I'm sure nothing will be wasted, but it's always a bit sad.
Thanks, Mr. Deer for providing food.

[Anonymous No.11907699]

Nice shot. But yeah like others have said, make some of that delicious ground venison.

[Anonymous No.11907709]

>>11907680
It's an elk you uncultured swine.

[Anonymous No.11907773]

>>11907612
I prefer everyone stopping eating meat and drinking milk you sick FUCKS

Everyone in the discord group agrees you guys are just as bad as fucking /pol/ which is why we focus our efforts here too.

Have fun when aoc is president and meat consumption is banned.

[Anonymous No.11907786]

>>11907773
>Have fun when aoc is president

[Anonymous No.11907818]

>>11907773
Is this good bait or just mental illness? The world will never know

[Anonymous No.11907821]

>>11907786
It's going to happen drumpftard, we will rid America of trumps racism and bigotry

[Anonymous No.11907824]

>>11907821
She has a few years to go, my man.

[Anonymous No.11907893]

>>11907244
>>11907368
>>11907402
>>11907435
>>11907538
>>11907608
>>11907773
>>11907821
Wow, all this bait. What the fuck happened to the lesser half of 4chan? Are blueboards really this bad off? Fuck this is sadder than seeing Bambi getting taken down by a Prius and the jerk just drives off.

[Anonymous No.11907903]

>>11907821
AOC is controlled opposition. The real Dem candidate is Yang. I'm a righty and even I'd go Yang. Also, I bet Yang eats venison.

[Anonymous No.11907924]

>>11907821
why would anyone dislike trump? he's a great guy.

[Anonymous No.11907929]

>>11907893
/ck/ mod is too trigger happy on the ban button so all that's left is fast food and shitposting.

True story

[Anonymous No.11907948]

>>11907929
I figured the blue/red board split would enable some sort of fuckery, but goddamn. I didn't think it'd result in this absolute disgrace. 4channel, you are lower than plebbit... no, lower than facebook.

[Anonymous No.11907954]

>>11907786
AOC is hot af and has the added bonus of offering millennials a plan to live happily w/o a corporate boot pressed against their neck they have to continually lick.

[Anonymous No.11907955]

>>11907929
our mod isn't "trigger happy", it's some openly antifa cumlord. this board has taken a hard turn left in recent months and any right wing response gets deleted and banned for 3 days.

[Anonymous No.11907969]

So as to contribute to the thread at hand, I like making a venison pot. I add the fat from a beef roast and then use either shoulder or hind quarter in a slowcooker. The usual suspects like potato, carrot, onion, celery and the like. Beef fat gives it a little flavor but the venison is the main show. I don't believe in "de-gaming" venison. If you don't like the gamey flavor, just buy beef from your store.

[Anonymous No.11907982]

>>11907954
>>11907955
both of y'all shut the fuck up. unless you have a great way to cook aoc or trump in with venison, you're both not contributing.

[Anonymous No.11908014]

>>11907982
i wasn't talking about aoc or trump, i was talking about the our jackboot leftist overlord who's been trying to shift the board left for months and months. that's board culture and it's allowed.

[Anonymous No.11908035]

>>11908014
So this is the one meta thread allowed? eh, I just hate to see this tearing and struggle when I come back to blueboards. its sad really. oh well.
So if I was gonna mix political candidates with venison I'd try to use as little as possible because they could really ruin a dish.

[Anonymous No.11908203]

>>11907969
How long in the slow cooker?

[Anonymous No.11908217]

>>11907680
I've seen more deer than rats in my trailer park

[Anonymous No.11908256]

>>11907893
It's pretty ridiculous. Even more ridiculous is how braindead /pol/edditors are that they constantly fall for the worst low effort bait.

[Anonymous No.11908267]

>>11908256
Remember to keep it on aoc, refer to the discord for the trigger terms. We are turning this board.

[Anonymous No.11908277]

>>11907773

[Anonymous No.11908289]

>>11908014
Theres no board culture here nigger. Keep that in your god awful containment boards

[Anonymous No.11908294]

>>11908289
Remember the rules of the discord group my dude don't use that word it only empowers the drumpftards.

[Anonymous No.11908327]

>>11907240
Ground venison is nothing like normal ground beef. The fat content is too low, you almost have to mix it with pork for it to be usable.

[Anonymous No.11908375]

>>11907982
The silly thing was he asked "how to cook" venison. Backstrap, tenderloin, back leg roast, foreleg, ribs, etc. Which part? They each have their idiosyncrasies.

[Anonymous No.11908379]

>>11907206
The best ways for doing venison are to treat it the same as a very lean beef, in the way of filet mignon. High heat and cooked fast, possibly with added fat like bacon.
Some good recipes if you're not confident, are Serious Eats Stroganoff, I recommend adding more mustard and some cayenne. (https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2015/01/ultimate-beef-stroganof-recipe.html))
or for roasts, open the meat up like a book then stuff with shallots, garlic, thyme, and rosemary all sauteed in butter; season the meat heavily with salt, B.Pepper, cayenne, and smoked paprika, tie closed and roast @ 450F until 110-120F then let rest for 20min. I did this with a full round section a few days ago and it was amazing.

[Anonymous No.11908389]

>>11908267
>>11908294
So, /pol/eddit's response to their stupidity of falling for the worst bait possible is to create even worse false flag bait?
It's like watching a retarded child.

[Anonymous No.11910106]

>>11907773
Oh so the tranny discord is migrating to other boards? Good to know

[Anonymous No.11910189]

>>11907206
Fuck you and your meat eating ways you fucking meatcuck

[Anonymous No.11910249]

>>11907821
>t. A baiter desperate for attention

[Anonymous No.11910284]

>>11910249
Fuck off you trump loving cunt.

[Anonymous No.11910286]

>>11907680
It's not a deer, but I still know what you mean. I know hunters who get rather melancholy after downing a deer or other largish animal.
And I think that's probably a good thing, all in all. They show the beastie they killed some respect. They make very sure they kill it quickly. They use the meat instead of just mounting the head on a wall.
A good hunter acknowledges that he's taking a life when he pulls the trigger or release the arrow etc. and he show's the kill some reverence instead of taking a selfie of him pissing on the corpse, you know?

>>11908217
To be fair, a rat has an easier time hiding.

[Anonymous No.11910397]

>>11907206
hunting should be made illegal outside of land management/population control by people acting in an official capacity.

[Anonymous No.11910431]

>>11910397

it will be soon, dumb uneducated hicks on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.11910465]

>>11910397
At least my dinner had a chance.

[Anonymous No.11910477]

>>11910431
So much this my dude! Trump hicks btfo!

[Anonymous No.11910494]

>>11907206
How'd it die at fast? Was that the best shot possible for this size if an animal?

[Anonymous No.11910504]

>>11910494
A shot through the heart would've made it die nearly instantaneously. That was still a very good kill. The animal died very quickly without struggling or suffering, it basically fell asleep.

[Anonymous No.11910523]

>>11910504
>That was still a very good kill. The animal died very quickly without struggling or suffering, it basically fell asleep.
This.

Technically it might have been a faster kill if you could hit the brain, but that's a much riskier shot. If you miss even a little bit then you've given the animal a non-lethal wound. Heart/lungs is a safer target because even if you miss the heat directly it's still going to be a quick death.

[Anonymous No.11910552]

>>11907240
It's also highly dependent on the following factors:
>how old was the deer?
>how healthy was the deer?
>what sex was the deer?
>what time of year was the kill?
>what was the deer's diet?
If literally any one of those factors isn't ideal, doing anything other than highly seasoned slow cooked meals is gonna taste like shit.

[Anonymous No.11910568]

>>11910397
>>11910431

hunting as a recreation has dropped significantly over the last few decades, it is very much a niche activity now.

generally outdoors activities have risen across the board, with wildlife photography enjoying the biggest spike in popularity, but hunting really isn't as big as it used to be.
probably a combination of changing culture, and convenience. I used to hunt but its just such a pain setting aside the time and finding appropriate hunting areas

the more you know

[Anonymous No.11910575]

>>11907818
I'm wondering the same thing

[Anonymous No.11910888]

All carnist threads should be banned

[Anonymous No.11911331]

>>11910552
If you're that retarded the meat needs to be 100% perfect before you eat it then you don't even know how to cook anon.

[Anonymous No.11911365]

>>11911331
Re-read my post and then admit you're a moron.

[Anonymous No.11911376]

>>11908389
He's not wrong. Discord trannies are the newest iteration of cancer on here, and one of the worst the site has ever had.

[Anonymous No.11911435]

What the fuck you nigs. I just want to learn about venison and all I get is 20 bait replies saying something about meatcucks and Trump. I thought this was the cooking board

[Anonymous No.11911488]

>>11910477
Based

[Anonymous No.11911961]

>>11911365
Not him, but the tenderloins and backstraps will be tender enough to cook with dry heat even if it's a big buck in rut. The front quarters are tough no matter the age or sex of the deer and need to either be ground for sausage, stewed or braised. The hindquarters would show the most variance based on age and sex, but except in extreme circumstances of an old buck in rut, you could slice thinly, marinade and cook over dry heat.

>diseased
If you know the animal is diseased, you don't eat it period. But who the fuck gets it tested ffs?

[Anonymous No.11911973]

>>11911435
Next time just post a photo of the meat you have and tell us which cuts it is if it's not evident from the image.
If you had lurked this site for a few days you would already know to never open a thread with an image or webm more interesting than the subject.

That really was a very nice shot, though.

[Anonymous No.11911994]

>>11907786
I would unironically love an AOC presidency just to watch her implode and see massive amounts of misogyny on the rise with a female president.

[quiche !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.11912169]

>>11907206
depends on the cut desu
the loins are good brined then grilled
the tougher cuts take well to a very very gentle braise (lots of port or summat similar)
offal makes a banging sauce, or if the animal is very healthy and fresh, seared and raw

[Anonymous No.11912248]

>>11911961
Is it wise to mix offal with the ground venison if I'm making a sausage?