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How would you cook human meat?

>> No.11905837

like all my lovers I would take it raw

>> No.11905839

>>11905835
Since I've never had human meat I'd start very basic to get a feel for it. Just fry a couple of pieces and season with some salt and pepper.

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>>11905835
With a hot plate

>> No.11905862

>>11905835
too old

>> No.11905883

>>11905835
Depends on the age of the person it came from and the cut.
It can be quite tough if not from a child so I'd slow cook or even stew it.
You can use similar seasonings and side dishes as you would with pork. Just look for something to complement it's natural sweetness.

>> No.11905893

would you eat the dick and balls?

>> No.11905899

>>11905893
did it came from a virgin or chad?

>> No.11905902

>>11905899
why does it matter?

>> No.11905908

>>11905902
you are what you eat

>> No.11905909

>>11905908
so you would eat a Chad dick to become a Chad?

>> No.11905911

>>11905909

yes, anon. eat up.
>unzips dick

>> No.11905921

>>11905893
Penis is too tough to eat, dogs like it though.
Testicles can be deep fried.

>> No.11905942

>>11905835
Armin knows

https://realunexplainedmysteries.com/the-armin-meiwes-cannibalism-case

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>>11905835
Call me weird, but I've thought about this for a bit.
Firstly, the only human I'd eat outside of a life or death scenario is either a cute girl or a clone of myself. If I'm gonna be a cannibal, I want to either be wholly comfortable or aroused by the food.
As for prepping the corpse, I'll cut the head off. The brain is unedible, and the hair is a pain to deal with. I might cut out the tongue and eyeballs, out of curiosity of their taste.
I'll cut up the rest of the body to freeze since I can't finish an entire corpse in a day.
For my first day, I'll cut some fatty meat to fry, and some muscle to make a stew.
The frying is for an initial taste test, and the stew is because muscle is tough.
The rest of the meat will likely be used the same way. I'll braise the intestines and stomach, use half the liver for a pate, and the other half with minced meat for a meat sauce over pasta.
Not sure what the other organs could be used for, I'd have to experiment. I wonder if you could eat a womb and ovaries. Might need to google that.

>> No.11905961

deep fry whole body and eat with ketchup and mayo.

>> No.11905976

>>11905961
this

>> No.11905980

>>11905835
>not gutted
have fun with your poop filled human sausage

>> No.11906084

>>11905835
>extra lean
Gross

>> No.11906098

>>11905835
Would there be that much meat on a grass fed human?

>> No.11906107

>>11905856
just slap it on the radiator anon. barely cook it

>> No.11906116

>>11905893
>he doesn't like rocky mountain oysters

>> No.11906245

>>11905835
the majority of meat in a human would have to be slow cooked because of all the work they do. You wouldn't want lower legs or arms for example.
I'd take the bicep, give the neck muscles and the ass muscles a go first.

>> No.11906704

>>11905835
>£5.99
That seems rather cheap.

>> No.11906716

>>11906704
a nigger

>> No.11906720

>>11906716
I mean, it's a nigger.

>> No.11906732

>>11906245
What about neetmeat though?

>> No.11907037
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3 parts soy sauce
1 part five spice
1 part salt/sugar
1 part black/white pepper
1 part garlic
1 part shaoxing wine

marinate 4 hours plus

ass potato starch coating...


fry in ...some sort of animal fat.

low temp, then high temp

toss with garlic/red peppers
garnish with green onions

>> No.11907473

Since human meat is tough this really makes me think about how Africans always make human stew when they butcher niggas. I've been thinking if human tounge might be one of the more tender cuts.

>> No.11907484

>>11906084
Well, a "grass fed" human would get pretty fucking skinny.

>> No.11907555

>>11905835
>first world human meat
Fucking no.
Even 3rd world isolated tribes of cannibals say we taste like shit
If I'm eating a human its gotta a youngen who has not been swamped in all the shit we eat in our food.

>> No.11907585

>>11905835
>human meat with hair still on

???

>> No.11907707

>>11905835
Would be funnier if it said "free range human"

>> No.11907711

it's supposed to be like pork

>> No.11907715

>>11905835
Like lean pork.

>> No.11907717
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>another vegan thread

>> No.11907718

>>11905893
Anybody got that 19th century serial killer quote where the guy talked about eating a boy's "peewee" and "little monkeys"?

>> No.11907722

>>11907718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrbZxtuUdsQ

>> No.11907728

>>11907717
based pyjama poster

>> No.11907796

>>11907585
That's to make it more (((relatable)))

>> No.11907842

>>11907718
That's Albert Fish you're talking about.

He was a really crazy guy. He used to shove needles into his perineum.

>> No.11907876

>>11905835
>slaughtered in the UK
I dont eat muslim

>> No.11907907

>>11907876
>muslim
mu-slim sounds like a muesli breakfast cereal.

>> No.11907930

>>11905835
>grass fed
this kills the human

>> No.11909092

>>11905835
same as any pork roast

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>> No.11909200

>>11907718
Fish claimed the following in a letter to his attorney:
I never ate any roast turkey that tasted half as good as his sweet fat little behind did. I ate every bit of the meat in about four days. His little monkey was as sweet as a nut, but his pee-wees I could not chew. Threw them in the toilet.

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>> No.11909590

>>11905835
Just take recipes away from Hannibal desu, it's what I did with Soma.

>> No.11911049

>>11905835
>Extra lean, grass fed
Lies. There's no way that's a north korean.

>> No.11911062

>>11909488
that's stupid. gatorade is just sugar water. is everybody but me retarded?

>> No.11911068

>>11911062
no, other way around

>> No.11912444

>>11907796
Or the faggot vegan didn't want to dedicate himself enough to ruin his looks by shaving everything off his head