/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11902702]

If you haven't taken the caffeine redpill yet, what are you even doing with your life? Coffee is a meme.
>Drink discusting, bitter brew
or
>Pop one or two of these in the morning before going into your wagecuck job
You save money, you save time, there are literally no downsides.

[Anonymous No.11902710]

There's no inherent value in living a long life. Especially if that life is a poor one.
Life to the max. Accomplish your dreams. Explode your heart at age 30. Take the caffeine pill.

[Anonymous No.11902722]

>poor wagies with their caffeine

the enlightened patrician forges ahead with a Bogota bump between clients, helps you keep that competitive edge

[Anonymous No.11902723]

>>11902710
100mg caffeine from coffee
or
100mg caffeine from pill
there is no difference.

[Anonymous No.11902928]

>>11902702
Tea and coffee have more psychoactive compounds than just the caffeine, so it might not feel the same to take caffeine pills.

Coffee tastes good anyway, so even if it didn't have caffeine, I'd still drink it for the flavor.

[Anonymous No.11902937]

>>11902928
I have been wondering if this would be true for me or not.
I greatly enjoy coffee. I like everything about it. But if there were no caffeine would I still be so drawn to it?

[Anonymous No.11902941]

>>11902702
Why not just take Adderall and drink good coffee when you feel like it?

[Anonymous No.11902944]

>>11902702
>Jet-alert
*jew-alert
/thread

[Anonymous No.11902949]

>>11902723
I disagree 100mg of lab extracted, or synthetic caffeine is way different then coffee, that is just anecdotal though. Also coffee can taste good.

[Anonymous No.11902950]

>>11902702
I prefer methamphetamine

[Anonymous No.11902951]

caff is scientifically proven to cause birth defects and miscarriages.

[Anonymous No.11902969]

>>11902951
Good thing I'm not a woman, you gigantic retard.

[Anonymous No.11902971]

>>11902937
>But if there were no caffeine would I still be so drawn to it?
Probably not as much. Even bees favor plants with caffeine.

[Anonymous No.11903630]

>>11902702
Jet alert contains aluminum

[Anonymous No.11903803]

>>11902702
>Non-habit forming
How can they legally say that about caffeine?

[Anonymous No.11904152]

>>11903803
Maybe because caffeine withdrawals aren't as bad compared to other drugs? I thought that was weird too though, it probably shouldn't be on there.

[Anonymous No.11904813]

>>11903630
>>11902702

Jet-alert also contains lactose

[Anonymous No.11904829]

>>11903803
Caffeine has minimal effects at dopamine receptors and negligible effects at serotonin receptors (meth actives serotonin and dopamine, regular amphetamines dopamine) so you would have such an excess produced of adrenaline (which it IS receptor selective for) that you would be very, very sick long before you got very high.

[Anonymous No.11904862]

>>11902702
I buy a caffeine and amino acid drink mix since the only time I need caffeine is when I do fasted workouts. Ends up costing me about 30 cents per 100mg

[Anonymous No.11904936]

>>11902702
i tried using these in college and i just got wicked headaches

[Anonymous No.11904958]

>>11904936
Anything that makes you piss a lot will make you piss out electrolytes. You probably didn't replenish it well enough

[Anonymous No.11904963]

It's really amazing how much of a stigma there is to taking a pill for caffeine, yet no one bats an eye at downing a quad-shot blonde roast every morning. I've been taking caffeine pills for close to a year now and the reaction is always the same. People saying things like "Woah man you have a problem."

I carefully monitor my caffeine intake way closer than the average coffee drinker and routinely take tolerance breaks. I do love coffee but I just couldn't stand drinking low quality sludge just because I was tired. Might as well just cut out the middle man and only consume the compound that I want.

[Anonymous No.11904985]

>>11904958
It could just be the amount of caffeine. Seems like if I have more than 100mg at a time it can randomly trigger a migraine.

[Anonymous No.11905033]

>>11904963
>It's really amazing how much of a stigma there is to taking a pill for caffeine
Kind of makes sense considering how much of a problem prescription pills have become, and they're easier to abuse than just drinking coffee, but yeah it doesn't matter as long as you're using them responsibly.

[Anonymous No.11905100]

>>11902702
I used this when I had to get up early for work. Then why I did an EC stack to lose weight. Shit works.

[Anonymous No.11905101]

>>11904985
Yeah that's normal as fuck.

>>11902702
These are for truck drivers that need to finish a route or lose their paycheck and don't mind suffering. These can cause heart racing, palpitations, anxiety, headache ranging from nagging to severe enough to hinder vision, dehydration, acid reflux and/or heartburn.

Coffee has 150-300mg of caffeine, energy drinks 80-200mg. Regular soda has 20-50mg. 400mg of undiluted caffeine will not be pleasant even to the caffeine tolerant, and increasing this dose only increases suffering.

[Anonymous No.11905124]

>>11905100
redpill me on ec stack

[Anonymous No.11905150]

>>11905124
It's an appetite suppressant, there's minor debatable benefit some people say of your body producing more heat and burning like 50 extra calories per day but it's not the main point. Start with a low dose and see how your body reacts since you're basically 'abusing' stimulants to reduce appetite.

[Anonymous No.11905170]

>>11905124
I followed this guide. Ate healthy, and around a 500 calorie deficit and lost around 35lbs. It has the normal effect of waking you up like coffee but there are also some other effects. Time seemed to go by quickly, my work day flew by and I never got tired during workouts. It also suppresses appetite very effectively I was almost never hungry. Useful for if you need to readjust your palate or appetite in general. It makes it easy to follow a diet to the t. You have to make sure you drink plenty of water though, I tended to shoot for 3 liters a day.

[Anonymous No.11905173]

>>11902702
Coffee isn't disgusting, you retarded tastelet.

[Anonymous No.11905180]

>>11905170
>taper off caffeine
>day 1-2: 600mg
>600mg
wat. i already feel sick at 150-200mg

[Anonymous No.11905190]

>>11905180
You're basically abusing stimulants so you can have no appetite

[Anonymous No.11905199]

>>11902722
>sniffing coke between clients
>not dabbing off the flat top before service and downing a bottle of rum during closing
amateur

[Anonymous No.11905206]

>>11905190
https://youtu.be/cTo-G15M0Rc

[Anonymous No.11905217]

>>11905180
You work your way up hence loading/tapering off

[Anonymous No.11905222]

>>11902702
>hes too cheap to buy the good shit

i take half-tablets anyway. these are a godsend.

[Anonymous No.11906356]

>>11904963
>People saying things like "Woah man you have a problem."
I got the same shit. It's literally just a pill that contains the same, or slightly less caffeine than a normal cup of coffee. Yet I look crazy taking one pill while my coworkers are downing their 5th cup of coffee.
What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.11906449]

>>11902702
>there are no downsides
ok the downsides are:
-Lots of us actually enjoy the taste
-Having an aesthetic and comfy morning ritual like preparing and drinking coffee injects a dose of leisure into everyday life, and primes you for your day
-Taking it in pill form removes every illusion of not having an addiction. coffee = nice morning drink with caffeine perk. pills = degenerate pill popper just trying to force themselves through their day.


I honestly don't understand how some people don't get the ritualistic appeal of coffee.

[Anonymous No.11906478]

>>11906449

Because it's an addiction and gives you a cortisol spike in the morning. More harm than good

[Anonymous No.11906489]

>drugs to make the day bearable
You guys don't facefuck the secretary at lunch to get through the day? Someone on /biz/ told me to make a move so I thought it was common

[Anonymous No.11906556]

>>11906489
both. the real shit is to balance your coffee mug on her head while she's doing it.

[Anonymous No.11907046]

>>11906478
That's why I try to avoid having a cup as soon as I wake up. But if you wait a few hours, it seems to make the effects more noticeable too and you don't need as much, I guess because you wake up naturally and give yourself a bit of time without the caffeine first.

[Anonymous No.11907060]

>>11905173
This.

[Anonymous No.11907526]

>>11907060
Absolute braindead