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I just went 8 hours (microwave time) without eating

AMA

>> No.11902293
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>>11902272
>microwave time
do amerilards REALLY use this as their standard way of telling time?

>> No.11902302

>>11902272
are you a spindly twink that subsists on poptarts and ramen

>> No.11902303

>>11902272
congratulations
what are you eating when you'r fast is over

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>>11902293
I don't really know what you mean. My microwave said 5:00 AM when I woke up and now it's says it's 1:00 PM

That's when I get home from work at McDonald's

>> No.11902313

>>11902293
>do amerilards REALLY use this as their standard way of telling time
We cant hear big ben all the way over here so keeping up with metric time is pretty rough

>> No.11902318

>>11902302
I suppose, I'm 180 lbs and 5'6
>>11902303
Fast? I just couldn't take a lunch break

>> No.11902350

>>11902272
Did you set an actual microwave timer?

>> No.11902357

>>11902350
I cooked a turkey in my microwave while I was at work. I used one of my grandma's old microwave recipes, so yes

>> No.11902363

>>11902357
Did it come out dry as fuck?

>> No.11902373

>>11902363
Yeah but that's what ranch is for

>> No.11902381

>>11902373
So how was the 8 hour Arby's shift?

>> No.11902394

>>11902381
It took me an hour to get there on the bus and an hour back so I really only worked about 5

The manager said he might boost me up to 30 hours a week if I stop putting nuggets in my pockets

>> No.11902401

>>11902394
You don't get a free employee meal? Or are you taking nugs on top of the free food?

>> No.11902412

>>11902401
They give you half off meals at McDonald's but I can't buy those with my food stamps. It's pretty messed up if you ask me

>> No.11902413

Did time still pass if I unplugged my microwave last year?

>> No.11902415

>>11902413
No

>> No.11902417

I do OMAD, so I eat every 24 hours
8 hours os nothing, fag

>> No.11902419

>>11902412
Sorry to hear that, hope things get better soon.

>> No.11902420

>>11902417
Masochist

>> No.11902430

>>11902417
Only 24? HAH. Im 8 days 3 hours in

>> No.11902435

>>11902420
It doesnt hurt and I dont even feel hunger
After 3 days you get used to it and you actually feel better than normal; I feel more focuses and clear minded. Thats why I do it, fag

Also: recommend me an anime that you are watching and loving it

>> No.11902451

>>11902435
Goblin slayer. The first episode is too dark for my tastes but the rest are super awesome

>> No.11902466

>>11902419
Thanks. Things got a lot better when I stopped paying my child support

>> No.11902469

>>11902466
Based dubs check

>> No.11902494

>>11902451
Too generic for my taste
Recommend me another pla

>> No.11902507

>>11902318
>180 lbs and 5'6
Yikes

>> No.11902633

>>11902507
That's average height you monkey

>> No.11902650

>>11902494
Nana to Kaoru

>> No.11902651

Are u a girl?

>> No.11902658

>>11902318
you're pretty fat dude

>>11902507
>saying yikes
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.11902670

>>11902494
naruto shippuden

>> No.11902677

>>11902633
Yeah, for a fucking monkey.

>> No.11902685

>>11902650
Im on nofap, nice try

>> No.11902827

>>11902685
Fag

>> No.11903016

>>11902318
>180 lbs and 5'6
>spindly
doubt.jpg

>> No.11903187

>>11902827
No u

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>>11902272
Isn't that like 13.3 hrs?
Dang

>> No.11903314

>>11902303
>fast

At 8 hours his body is just now done digesting whatever he previously consumed.

>> No.11903323

>>11902272
>8 hours
>not 16 to do intermittent fasting

>> No.11903351

>>11902272
>not eating 8 hours is an accomplishment
>>11902318
could've guessed you were a fatty before even scrolling. for just one day i'd like to forget that i share this board with a bunch of obese mongrels.

>> No.11904203

>>11902272
are you a bitch? is 8 hours without food too hard?

>> No.11904213

>>11902293
>he doesnt know microwave time
jesus fucking christ.

>> No.11904214

/ck/ is mean today...

>> No.11904232

>>11904213
>learning an extra time table just because 'muricans do it
top kuk

americans cut off their cocks at birth, you gonna start doing that too faglord?

>> No.11904318

>>11904232
you know what they say
a broken cock is at least right twice a day

>> No.11904327

>>11904214
/ck/ has a well earned reputation for being one of the rudest boards on 4chan(nel)

bitch

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>>11902293
For your edification

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>have a 200 word essay due
>only have 5 microwave hours to complete it

What the fuck do I do, bros?