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What tantalizingly tempting tasty toilet treats tickle your tastebuds?

>> No.11900894

>>11900854
>toilet treats
do amerifats really?

>> No.11900977

>>11900854
You can dunk those in the toilet

>> No.11900987

>>11900894
What else are you supposed to do with the bathroom microwave?

>> No.11901020
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>>11900987
>bathroom microwave
jesus...

>> No.11901061
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>>11900894
>>11900854
I leave that to the Japanese, they seem to have a fixation with toilets and shit.
Maybe that's why they started sneak attacking and torturing and raping civilians, they knew that samurai stuff was full of shit and they knew that they were total hypocrites.

>> No.11901066

>>11900894
We do not. You know the idea's ridiculous. Have a (You).

>> No.11901087
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Just a little BBQ on the side. It takes away the smells from pooping (and trust me on this, I poop a terrible smell) and offers a little meal.

Ask yourself: which one is better for you as a kid? Your dad making the poop smell in the bathroom, that you can't even visit for 20 minutes? Or your dad emerging from the toilet with lovely meat smell, offering you a little kebab, roasted veggies or bacon?

My kids obviously love it. Not to mention the practicality of it. If you are from a family where people poop for a long time (30-40 minutes on average) doing the two at the same time saves a lot of troubles. We even switch 'posts' (c/p)oo(k/p)ing.

>> No.11901100

>>11901087
Or just have an excust fan in your bathroom like anyone in a first world nation does. What are you some kind of nigger that doesn't know about exaust or a wheel yet?

>> No.11901101
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Can you wait 10 minutes, honey? I'm almost done here.

>> No.11901103

>>11901101
hahahaha! That's quite halal.

>> No.11901104

>>11901100
Aka. 'excuse fan.' I don't want to be ashamed of my body, to suck up all that aroma. Rather, I want it complemented by bacon smells.

Ask yourself: would you rather have a bathroom smelling of artificial chlorine or one that smells of natural bacon?

>> No.11901107

>>11900854
Many a time I've needed to take an after-dinner dump and eat ice cream or a Popsicle on the toilet.

I am not proud.

>> No.11901114

>>11901104
As long as it doesn't smell like islamic shit then I'm OK. Bacon, OK, chlorine, I actually like that smell from swimming pools, but the ocean is much better.

Things like water and being clean offend islamics who wear rags on their heads, they can piss the fuck off.

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>start cooking my dogs while on toilet
>finish by the time I washed my hands
How is this even controversial? You do two things at once. You multitask. Pooping is so fucking boring without it.

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islamics/muslims wears rags all over to cover up their filthy smells. Fucking camels seems to be OK with them.

>> No.11901126

>>11901122
>>11901114
>>11901100
>off topic and forced racism
/pol/ really is the cancer of 4chan spreading everywhere

>> No.11901130

>>11901126
How is it racism if it's true?

>> No.11901134

>>11901130
>how come I'm retarded if I can't understand that I'm retarded?
Fuck back off to pol.

>> No.11901136
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>>11901126
She thinks you're cute.
Put a diaper on your head and have a go, she might be willing.

>> No.11901138

>>11901134
In 10 years or so I've never posted on /pol I find folk such as you to be funny enough.

>> No.11901139

>>11901126
Fuck off with your Jew shit

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>>11901126
>Islam is a race
Retard.

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>>11901126
She's eyeballing you, you freakjob.
She's hot for you!

>> No.11901158

>>11901126
If you show up wearing your california vans she'll start drooling all over you. Aren't you california types into everything?

>> No.11901182

>>11901143
I just want to say that I appreciate you, anon. I don't agree with 90% of your opinions, but you've been posting your terrible retard reaction image for close to a decade now, and I don't think you've ever gotten credit for your misplaced tenacity.

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>>11901087
>(c/p)oo(k/p)ing

>> No.11902334

>>11901066
explain the pictures then ass clown

>> No.11902338

What the fuck is wrong with /ck/ today? The fucking brapfags are invading. Get the fuck out.

>> No.11902948

>>11902338
>brapfags
You mean "gas people", right ?