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Would you accept this pizza?

>> No.11899476

>>11899470
Also I'm ftm trans if that matters

>> No.11899477

>>11899470
I would and would also tip the delivery driver at least 30% because I do not like conflict

>> No.11899478

>>11899470

You did.

>> No.11899480

hell yea, extra cheese

>> No.11899487

>>11899470
I like food and cooking. Thought I'd check this board out. Yall are fucking faggots

>> No.11899531

>>11899487
I like packing farts into my seat cushions and smelling my wife's dirty laundry.
Not sure what you were expecting here chef rammy

>> No.11899738

>>11899470
Can you scrape cheese off cardboard easily? I frequently get pizza from the roach coach and half the time there's cheese solidified on the wax paper that lines the box, which it is impossible to remove the cheese from

>> No.11899760
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11899760

I bet your ordered it like that

>> No.11899850

>>11899470
I sure as fuck wouldn't be examining it on my bed that much I can tell you.

>> No.11899871

>>11899470
i want to say no, but

>> No.11899878

>>11899850
>Not eating pizza in bed
What is life like having never been depressed, anon?

>> No.11899880

>>11899760
GOAT order

>> No.11899965
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>>11899470
>orders a cheese pizza
>gets mad at overabundance of cheese

>> No.11900070
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11900070

>>11899470
i could go for any pizza right now so so yeah give me

>> No.11900073

>>11899476
Why would that matter other than to tell us that you're likely stupid overweight and will peel every last ounce of cheese off the cardboard.

>> No.11900085

>>11900073
And then eat the fucking greasy cardboard. Goddamn mentally ill POS

>> No.11900103

>>11899760
>poor guy, give him some extra large beef

>> No.11900396
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>>11899470
Fuck yes. Feels like I've been visited by the cheese god.

And I'd pull the cheese coming off the sides and reapply it to a few lucky slices.

>> No.11900401

>>11899470
Not enough cheese

>> No.11900402

>>11899878
When you’re actually depressed you don’t eat all.

>> No.11900406

>>11899470
>cheese pizza
>no toppings
Absolutely disgusting

>> No.11900410

>>11900402
That's a lie. You bing then don't eat.

>> No.11900426
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>>11900410
Or you just never stop binging
t. depressed fat ass

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>>11900406
>order cheese
>no toppings, just bread
ftfy

>> No.11900516

>>11899470
Looks like the waist of an obese person.

>> No.11900560

>>11900516
huh?

>> No.11900582
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11900582

>>11899470
I got dominos for the first time in like years yesterday. Was pretty good honestly. 3 topping large for $8

>> No.11900772

>>11900582
>3 topping
So cheese, pepperoni, sausage?
No marinara, no olives, no hallerpenos, no ananas, no extra chs, no onion, no sauces, no garlic, no sloppashit?
Sound pretty based, desu.

>> No.11900819

>>11900772
What sort of hellish country do you come from where marinara or cheese is extra?

That appears to be a bacon, pepperoni, sausage.

>> No.11900942

>>11900434
is sauce a topping?

>> No.11900953

>>11900772
>ananas
You mean pineapple my fellow Dutchie ;p

>> No.11900957

>>11900772
it's not marinara, it's tomato sauce.

>> No.11900971

>>11900957
Do they have pills to treat autism yet? Pretty sure my little sisters have it too and I want to make sure they'll be okay later.

>> No.11900998

>>11899470
If I ordered some shit like that which I never would then i would have to accept it as a matter of honor. That looks like some "uber" shit and that I would never accept but then I would never order from those faggots in the first place.

>> No.11901208

>>11899477
See I'm the opposite I intentionally seek out conflict because it's the only think that disrupts the ennui of my shit life. That's why I scream in the grocery store about the 35 cent coupon. You think it's pathetic but for me it's the only rush stopping me from killing myself.

>> No.11901213

>>11900971
Why would they invent pills to treat something that they intentionally inculcated into the public

>> No.11901219

>>11899470
based americans

>> No.11901224

>>11901213
>What is money

>> No.11901227

>>11900971
not every pizza sauce is marinara faggot

>> No.11901235

>>11901224
Oh you're one of those retards who think money is the only motivating factor behind every decision

>> No.11901247

>>11900998
There are layers to dissect here.

>> No.11901566

>>11900772
Moron

>> No.11901584

>>11900410
It's common to eat in all sorts of fucked up ways when you're depressed. Personally I was losing about 5lbs a month at my worst point.

>> No.11901590

>>11901213
To sell pills.

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>>11899470
I'd accept it to throw on a roof. It looks like west coast faggot shit.

>> No.11901595

Extra cheese is the worst thing you can do to a pizza. A good pizza is a balance of all components. If you just want cheese then just eat a fucking brick of cheese damnit

>> No.11901601

>>11901595
Your mom got my extra cheese if you know what I mean.

>> No.11901650

I'm eating it alone, who cares?

>> No.11901704

>>11899470
No

>> No.11901711

>>11900582
Domino's has really unfucked themselves this last few years. Their philly pizza is based too.

>> No.11901720

>>11899470
thats a cheese soup anon, try having some toppings
Jalapeno, Chicken, Olive, Bell pepper is my go-to nowadays.

>> No.11901853

>>11899470
Yes I'd be happy with the extra cheese and throw it over the pizza.

>> No.11902231

>>11899878
Wtf I eat it at my NEET computer desk. Never food in the bed wtf that's just disgusting.