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Why is /ck/ so jealous of him?

>> No.11897162

>>11897155
Derision is not jealousy

>> No.11897163

He's ugly and you spam his stupid mug 12 times per day

>> No.11897170

>>11897155
literally who

>> No.11897186

What if hes actually God or something

>> No.11897188

i wish he'd put on some damn sunglasses once in a while
i hate looking at sunburned eyes

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>>11897163
He's a pretty handsome dude actually.

>> No.11897192

>>11897155
His wife

>> No.11897202

>>11897162
Mark Wiens:

>Good looking guy
>Married to an Asian QT
>Gets to travel the world and eat all kinds of great cuisines for a living

/ck/:

>Fat neckbeards
>Jobless virgins
>Eat nothing but shitty takeaway pizza and burgers

Yeah, jealousy.

>> No.11897204

>>11897155
Apparently you are since you keep posting the cunt over and over again. Maybe you two should get a room on christopher street in manhattan, the meat packing district if you know what I mean.

>> No.11897214

>>11897204
This is literally the first topic I've ever made about him.

But maybe loads of people make topics about him because he's such a likeable guy.

>> No.11897223

>>11897162
Disregard my last post actually! I'm a super huge faggot and want to suck Mark Weins super spicy VEINY COCK

>> No.11897229

>>11897155
He gets to travel the world, consuming all kinds of exotic foods and çunny. Wouldn't you be jealous too?

>> No.11897370

Mark is in my top 5 most handsome men

>> No.11897380

>>11897155
He gets to eat exotic food and fuck, murder, and eat exotic children as well. Of course I'm jealous.

>> No.11897473

>>11897155
literally who

>> No.11898160

>obnoxious
>foodie
>travelfag

Literally the trifecta of hatred.

>> No.11898400

>>11897155
I wish we posted less youtubers and posted more actual food, doesn't only apply to Mark

>> No.11898424

>>11898400
Report e-celeb threads, especially ones that are spammed like Mark and BA. They're off topic.

>> No.11898473

I watched a single video of his on youtube because it kept putting it in my recommendations and now I've seen 5 threads about him on /ck/ in the last two days. Fuck off. He makes the same fake face every time he takes a bite of anything and it looks like his skin is falling off from too many botox injections

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>>11897202

>> No.11898544

>>11897155
Because he's living most of /ck/'s dream

>> No.11898557

>>11897188
is that what it is?

>> No.11898564

>>11897155
nobody is jealous of him, but he seems to trigger peoples 'serial killer' alarms

>> No.11899121

That fag and andy sixx with his logs will get along just fine.

>> No.11899182

>>11897155
he enjoys food more than I would enjoy getting a blow job if I ever had one, I imagine.

>> No.11899421

>>11897162
they aren't the same thing but one often motivates the other

>> No.11899580

>>11898424
but jack is fine

>> No.11899585

>>11897155
Nobody is jealous of him, its just that there's a shill that is pushing his channel real hard right now. Probably the dude himself.

>> No.11899683

>>11897155
>I wish I had a youtube channel where I got to travel and stuff my fat face.

>> No.11901507

>>11897155
???

>> No.11901520

Most mtf don't transition as well as he did.

>> No.11901562

I'd bet good money that this man is guilty of far more heinous crimes than Mark

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>>11901562

>> No.11901642

>>11897202
Mark Weins actually used to be more cool and had a deeper voice in his earlier videos.

>> No.11901718

He's an obvious rapist yet somehow he keeps getting away with it.

>> No.11901785

>>11897155
WHERE ARE THE BODIES MARK?

>> No.11901797

>>11897155
a guy makes millions doing what he loves, and his work is so easy, the only downside is he has to expose his face, but he is already married so no pussy issue.

he is living the life man, I'm jealous of him and I know the haters out there feel the same deep down

>> No.11901803

>>11901642
he was super chill back then, like a Tarzen or something, but he prob discovered that acting soy means more viewer

>> No.11902155

>>11901797
>millions

>> No.11902183

You cannot be jealous of a guy who fakes enthusiasm, says the food is delicious in every video, and is now at a stage where he most likely sucks corporate, fast-food cock to get by. It's humiliating.

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>> No.11902726

>>11898557
yes
notice here>>11898525 they look relatively normal because he's looking up
that part of his eye is undamaged because you wouldn't look up at the sun like that long enough to cause damage
as opposed to every other picture itt

>> No.11904208

>>11897191
he looks like someone stretched old wallet leather over a dog skull and stapled it in place. He insists on jamming as much food as possible into his dumb fucking mouth every bite that it makes watching his videos even more nauseating.
I would rather be violently raped than watch another one of his videos.

>> No.11904226

>>11901564

This guy is such a chameleon, like most white people.

>> No.11904236

>>11897155
I'm not, I just hate most Food youtubers who try dishes abroad
>Anon did you try Kobe Waygu Japanese Beef A5 Melts in your mouth(tm) in Japan last time?
>Anon I saw this video of X/Y/Z Did you have that in China?
>Anon did you have authentic fish and chips in the UK?
>Anon I saw oktoberfest videos and the guy was like 'this is so epic!', was it

If I don't mirror whatever faggot youtuber's reaction they saw then they always act strange. Show them pictures of what I had "hmm anon I dunno maybe you didn't get the good stuff, that one guy said it was best thing ever I wanna go sooo bad!"

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>"...this is just one of those dishes where Iä'm like shaking in anticipation"
>smells
>eyes and mouth wide open
>aaaaahhhhhh
>gives some basic info
>bites literally anything
>MMMHHHMHMM
>ooho-o-o-oooooohhhhhhhh woooww
>eyes and mouth wide open
>hahahahaha
>perfect balance of X and B

Times 100 per video.

>> No.11905685

>>11897155
he really looks like grinman's foreign blood-relative. you know what i mean?

>> No.11905725

>>11904226
he and mark were raised by/as Christian missionaries, no wonder they're both creepy sociopaths

>> No.11905738

>>11902705
The face he makes trying not to spit out my cummies

>> No.11906337

>>11897155
Every time he makes a new video there are police reports of Thai boys going missing in the same location

>> No.11906397

if he hasnt killed at least 3 kids id be surprised

>> No.11906836

>>1190633
Niggah, that pencil necked geek couldn't kill anybody. A thai street urchin could kick the shit out of him.

>> No.11906859

What the fuck happened to him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLW2fY-8o6s
https://youtu.be/P_M_Xq-b_uM?t=127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6MbetUHfoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PX3NNmtRyI&t=

>> No.11906944

>>11906859
Meddling with the occult

>> No.11908126

>>11898525
What noise do you think he's making?

>> No.11908148

The devil wears his skin

>> No.11908187

>>11908126
NYYYONNNGGGGHHHHHHHMMMMMM

>> No.11908193

Isn't he a missionary?

>> No.11908220

>>11908193
Doubtful. 9-year-old Laotian girls are hard to rail in that position without slamming into their cervix.

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>>11908126
The Homer drooling sound.

>> No.11908733

>>11897155
I'm jealous of him because he seems to be immune to all kinds of diseases you can get from eating shit infested street food in asian countries

>> No.11908782

WHAT BODIES??

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>> No.11908821

>>11898544

this and making that yt money

>> No.11908833

>>11908364
Holy shit, it's an asian Brendan Fraiser.

>> No.11909095

>>11906859
wow he is kind of handsome....

doesn't give of a sociopath vibes in these

>> No.11909855

>>11908364
Looks like Fred armisen

>> No.11909897

>>11906859
this is before he discovered the taste of human flesh

>> No.11909903

I'm incredibly pleased I have never seen a single video of this being. Only brief gifs and static images.
And so my existence shall remain pure aside from those minimal pollutions.

>> No.11910246

>>11904208
Fucking hell, anon. You hit the nail on the head lol

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>> No.11911637

>supporting child sexual abuse
Come on guys.

>> No.11912312

>>11908220
based

>> No.11913499

>>11897155
>AY EM EMYOOLAYTING HYOOMON FAYSHUL AXPRESHUNS!