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FOOD PORN

>> No.11897047
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>>11897032
doesn't look that good to me

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>>11897058

>> No.11897092

>>11897047
It's a fucking Paris-Brest you fucking anglo scum with your meme roasts and coddled egg

>> No.11897176

>>11897092
Lol it looks like two Pepperidge Farm cookies sandwiched between cupcake icing.

>> No.11897189

>>11897176
That's your brain on anglo food

>> No.11897210

>>11897092
How is that anglo food you retard?

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>>11897092
looks like a shitty ice cream sandwich with cornflakes desu

>> No.11897226

>>11897065
whoever is pouring milk into that cup is doing a really good job

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>>11897227

>> No.11897277

>>11897216
>box way too small
>glob of unidentified dairy product with a canned cherry on some oranges that look like onion soup on a cake.
>canned fruits on """genoise""" with a stick of butter
>>11897227
>raw orange surrounded by foamy garbage
>>11897238
>literal slab of filler on a plate

You may be german after all

>> No.11897278

>>11897227
How do you get an orange THAT long

>>11897176
>Does not know what a Paris-Brest is
That's just ignorance

>> No.11897289

>>11897277
>He has never had a good sponge in his cake

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>> No.11897294

>>11897278
sprinkle viagra on the orange bush lol

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>>11897277
the french manchild is literally shaking. other countries have pastries and desserts, too? the very thought angers him. pissing himself in rage, he starts tapping nonsense on his keyboard. that'll show them.

>> No.11897303

>>11897294
heh

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>>11897315

>> No.11897321

>>11897300
> other countries have pastries and desserts
Yes and most of them are barely edible.

>> No.11897329

>>11897291
Is that cheese? Else, the bowl-in-a-bowl plating looks bad, as if the thing was in storage and not being presented to a comensal

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>>11897321
ta gueule salope. stick to your croissants and bitching and leave the cooking to real crountries

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>> No.11897365

>>11897337
Like pseudo asian food in a bowl with latin lettering?
Pastries made with margarine, high fructose corn syrup and synthetic cinnamon flavoring?
Meme glazing and sprinkles hiding the sheer mediocrity of basic ingredients?
Food porn is 99% instagram tier pictures and no quality.
Stick to cupcakes kiddo

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>>11897365
there's another mcdonalds thread, actually. page 3 i think? those might be more your pace.

>> No.11897372

>>11897278
>ignorance
I don't need to know what it is to tell you what it looks like.

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>> No.11897383

>>11897371
*posts Olive Garden-tier food*

>> No.11897388

>>11897372
The fact that you do not know what it is was my point, not the comparison

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>> No.11897456 [DELETED] 

>>11897388
Who gives a shit about your point when I can search it in two seconds. Get off your fucking high horse.

>> No.11897467

>>11897388
Who gives a shit about your point when I can search it in two seconds? Get off your fucking high horse.

>> No.11897476

>>11897467
Well his point was that you were ignorant, and you're only proving him right

>> No.11897489

>>11897476
I criticized the appearance of a food he posted and the only response to that is calling me ignorant? Pretty obtuse if you ask me.

>> No.11897546

>>11897329
Those are jerusalem artichoke chips, dehydrated. Served at 3 Michelin star restaurant Geranium in Copenhagen.

>> No.11897559

>>11897467
You can choose not to give a shit, but the validity of it remains

>>11897489
Yes, we are on an anonymous cooking forum, as you can make the most vapid criticism to something someone else can reply to you with the same shit

>>11897546
Geranium
Is that from the owner of NONA? The guy that had commensals cook their own eggs? Maybe I am mixing them up since both are Danes

>> No.11897570

>>11897559
Nope, Noma is run by René Redzepi. I had lunch there last year, by the way, it was underwhelming.
The head chef of Geranium is Rasmus Kofoed, and it is one of the best dining experiences of my life so far (only surpassed by Eleven Madison Park).

>> No.11897580

>>11897559
One of the signature dishes at Geranium, by the way, is the salted hake, which is really beautiful, it kind of looks like marble. And it tastes amazing, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhSzius1yYE

>> No.11897589

Anyone who posted a dessert should kill themselves

>> No.11897622

>>11897227
please ID this for me it looks so appealing

>> No.11897629

>>11897570
I was asking because I really do not like René, some of his ideas are nice, but it seems, like you said, underwhelming.
Never being to Denmark, but if I ever do I might make a reservation to the place, never had nordic cuisine and I have only heard horror stories

>>11897589
you first

>> No.11897642

>>11897589
t. wanted bull points for posting generic ramen

>> No.11897661

>>11897032
>FOOD PORN
God damn it anon... my first week of no frappe and you had to go and start this thread

>> No.11897703

>>11897446
thanks for the reminder, that i need to make a new batch.

>> No.11897717

>>11897374

That looks incredible. If the food is good enough, you don't need any meme plating.

>> No.11897726

>>11897570

What was impressive about Geranium?

>> No.11897739

>>11897703
It tastes so good, but my asshole burns everytime afterwards.

>> No.11897746

>>11897580

Wouldn't putting the fish scales on top of it be an unpleasant texture?

>> No.11897777

>>11897058
I would put my penis in that.

>> No.11897884

>>11897032
Gross, way too sugary. Just the donut is enough

>>11897047
Looks good, hardly "food porn" though

>>11897050
Meh

>>11897058
I would eat it I guess

>>11897065
Generic crumb cake and pie? Seriously?

>>11897227
Probably tastes like shit

>>11897304
A classic. Would eat as I'm walking along the boardwalk with my qt gf in the summer

>>11897311
Looks good I guess

>>11897319
Probably the best desert so far itt.

>>11897337
Is this fake with


>>11897347
Wow a roast chicken amazing

>>11897352
Best post so far

>>11897362
Probably tastes good but doesn't look all that special

>>11897371
Boring but a decent meal

>>11897374
Would eat

>>11897450
LOL

>> No.11897904

>>11897884

No one asked you, faggot nigger

>> No.11897948

>>11897884
You think you amuse yourself.
You should excuse yourself.

>> No.11897952

>>11897884
>picking funnel cake as best dessert

Amerilard detected

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>>11897884

>> No.11898024

>>11897629
Please do, dining at Geranium is amazing. And it's super easy to get a table there for some reason. Nordic cuisine can be a horror story, kind of (looking at you, Fäviken), but Geranium really manages to embrace the lighter, more fresh side of the cuisine. Most of the menu is composed of fish and shellfish coupled with fresh, seasonal herbs, which makes the whole dinner feel very light.

>> No.11898034

>>11897746
Absolutely not; the fish scales are dried and then deep fried, so they really only give you a sensation of crispy fishyness.

>> No.11898054

>>11897904
Communicating opinions is what this board is for

>>11897948
I am excused

>>11897952
Have you even tried it?

>>11897969
Now people consider my opinions in light of their own

>> No.11898080

>>11897726
It's difficult to put in words; the first time I was there, and we came into the dining room (which has quite a large area, with a nice, open view to the surrounding park from one of the top floors of the building), one of the first appetizers we were given was a "simple" mushroom soup shot. The moment we took it, and felt the fucking insane flavor intensity of mushroom, me and my friend just looked at each other and said "wtf". After that, most of the dishes in the menu were equally impressive. Sure, there were some dips in quality, but the pure flavors they managed to put in the dishes were astounding, without using any foreign ingredients, so they weren't doing any Alinea or Fat Duck kind of flavor mashups.

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>>11898080
So the dishes have an amazing clarity to them. On top of that, the service is top notch.

>> No.11898109

>>11897726
Also, I recommend getting the non-alcoholic drink pairing when tackling a tasting menu. You won't be stinking drunk at the end, and Geranium (as an example) has some really cool flavor pairings to the food. For one of the first servings when we were there the first time, they had a homemade juice of sour apples (like Granny Smith), infused with thyme, which was an insanely good flavor combination. I can highly recommend trying it at home in different ways.

>> No.11898169

>>11898094
qt
Usually serving so little on big plates ruins the plating

>> No.11898336

>>11898169
It's all about finesse, anon

>> No.11898470

>>11897884
Oh shit, I'm glad this guy showed up so we could know what we're supposed to think of all these pictures.

>> No.11898526

>>11897216
>>11897227
>>11897058
>>11897049
>>11897300
>>11897304
>>11897311
>>11897319
sugar addled plebs

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>500x625
>500x325
>500x500

What is this, a food porn thread for ants?

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>> No.11898753

>>11897032
Too much weeb gore itt

>> No.11898754

>>11897227
I've never seen a swiss roll like that. I don't think it would be that great because tons of high quality cream is usually what makes these rolls. You're replacing the star of the dish with an orange.

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>> No.11898815

Now i'm hungry as hell, No damn snacks in house.

>> No.11898823

>>11897446
my anus is tingling just looking at this

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>> No.11898845

I'm loving these.

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>>11898836

>> No.11898860

>>11897304
based

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>>11897661
>No frap February

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>> No.11898932

>>11898871
Do Americans really?

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>>11898934

Not the nicest pic ever but I just fucking love fiddleheads

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>>11898974

that it for me, verification is too much of a pain in the ass

>> No.11899012

>>11898915
Where do you find those dragon balls?

>> No.11899021

>>11899012

Up a salmon's hoo-ha

>> No.11899280

>>11898932
pretty good bait, ngl

>> No.11899522

>>11897450

Why do white people do this?

>> No.11899568

>>11899522
It is too dry and salty without dip if to want to finish that whole plate.

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>> No.11899881

>>11897884
is this what reddit spacing is?

>> No.11899896

>>11897291
holy shit this is so stupid and stupid looking

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>> No.11899911

>>11897450
that halfbird is presenting itself very lewdly

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>>11898930
heirloom is best tomato

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>> No.11900059

>>11899896
What's stupid about it?

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>> No.11900175

>>11899568
Salty sure, but with the pickles and a glass of water I don't see how you'd have trouble eating all of that

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>>11897291
this looks fun

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>> No.11900234

>>11899942
I... I want to stick my dick in these buns

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Cochinita Pibil

>> No.11900279

>>11898767
Burgers are not food porn ffs. It's like fucking on TV, half a tit visible, sideways.

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i'll contriboot

>> No.11900316

>>11900243
nasty gook food. Jesus fucking christ how do you people eat that

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>>11900330
a classic

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This whole thread sucks, who is posting all this trash from instagram?
Almost everything in here gets outclassed by picrelated cooking a fucking Onion

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>>11900467

>> No.11900487

>>11900477
so fucking pretentious i want to vomit.

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>>11900486

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>>11900518

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>>11897884
hey, this guy's fun at parties

>> No.11900688

>>11900477

You seem like a really fun person to be around

>> No.11900703

>>11900675
compare to you loser, correct

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>>11900748

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>>11900762

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>>11900769

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>>11900776

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>>11900779

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>>11900781
insane that they don't hold the sausage the other way round right?

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>>11900785

>> No.11900790

>>11900785
>drowns your hotdog in cheese so you can't eat it properly.

>> No.11900796

I'll pass on most of the sweets, but damn, this thread is making me hungry now.

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>>11899942
s-slow down, ladies

>> No.11900835

>>11898864
Pot roast & mash.

My gentleman of color.

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I’ll never get over these

>> No.11901142

>>11897092

This. Death to anglos.

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>> No.11901200

>>11901195
based

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>implyiong

>> No.11901658

>>11901228
Quality post!

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>>11900785
IT'S SO FUCKING BASIC

IF A 3 YEAR OLD CAN UNDERSTAND ROUND HOLE ROUND PEG SQUARE HOLE SQUARE PEG WHY CAN'T THIS FUCKING
""""""""""ADULT"""""""""" ALIGN THE CHEESE WITH THE FUCKING HOTDOG RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>11897884
mass reply posting should be grounds for banning. fuck you, you absolute mongoloid. why do you respond to everything

>> No.11901985

>>11901749
because there's no need for the cheese to be aligned other than in your spergbrain.

>> No.11902001

>>11901985
except for the fact that half the hot dog goes without cheese, and half the cheese falls out of the container. you might as well argue that there's no need to pee in the toilet when you go to the restroom to take a leak.

>> No.11902138

>>11902001

who gives a shit you yabbi dickhead

>> No.11902174

>>11898941
what does it taste like?

>> No.11902176

>>11902138
>who gives a shit you yabbi dickhead
>you might as well argue that there's no need to pee in the toilet when you go to the restroom to take a leak.
you're just being silly. you know why missing half the food with half the topping would annoy someone.

are you one of the goofs in the webm?

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>> No.11902254

>>11898767
laughing_americans.jpg

>> No.11902344

All sweet dessers are garbage. Only exception is ice cream, and that's because it's cold.

>> No.11902431

>>11900477
>not 'pretentious.webm'

>> No.11902687

>>11902174

Grassy asparagus

>> No.11903843

>>11900231
gb2/d/

>> No.11903871

>>11897884
kys euroturd

>> No.11903943

>>11897374
So what did they make here? I see the pasta but it's in a nice looking broth. Can anyone answer? I really like the idea of this.

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I'm 54 hours into this fast and my dick is flexing at some of this pics.

>> No.11904925

>>11898921
i can eat that all day everyday

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>> No.11905678

>>11905672
fuck that looks amazing

>> No.11905686

>>11897291
That's the decoration piece. You're not supposed to eat that.

>> No.11905688

>>11902174
cancer.

>Further, there is some evidence that certain varieties of fiddleheads, e.g. bracken (Pteridium genus), are carcinogenic. It is recommended to fully cook fiddleheads to destroy the shikimic acid.[15]

>> No.11905731

>>11900477
This is food porn not tasteful erotica.

>> No.11905811

>>11897227
this looks absolutely dire, imagine how shitty it would be to eat lmao

>> No.11905814

>>11900477
>That'll be $76 + tip

>> No.11905925

>>11897047

>hipster food

>> No.11906441

>>11905686
You're not supposed to eat the flowers in the middle bowl, correct. The leaves sticking out, however, were the amuse-bouche, coupled with a rye and hazelnut mayonnaise for dipping.

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>>11906441
Recipe for reference.

>> No.11906463

>>11898703
>ham
>made with a bit of pork ear
I don't think they know what a ham is.

>> No.11906898

>>11900785
>you want to pick up your hotdog?
>too bad, here's a monster glob of cheese in the middle
>you want to taste the hot dog and the cheese together?
>too bad, here's a monster glob of cheese in the middle

>> No.11907027

>>11897337
fuck nick

>> No.11907081

>>11897884
Based

>> No.11907142

>>11897227
this is so made to only look good

>> No.11907172

>>11900790
>I can look like a faggot and suck my meat like the true faggot I am, how insulting;

>> No.11907180

>>11906458
>boil of leaves for your guests
>((((((((((((jerusalem)))))))))))))))
dang it

>> No.11907492

>>11905688

I mean, you do eat them fully cooked, and it's far from the only carcinogenic food we eat.

>> No.11907571

>>11897032
>noodle donut bagel
disgusting

>> No.11907583

>>11907571

you need to see an optician

>> No.11907602

>>11901975
The only times its acceptable is if its OP answering questions or if its a write/drawfag coming back responding to people

>> No.11908168

>>11898685
Looks good, what type if meat is it?

>> No.11908180

>>11898871
I want to try a full English breakfast, but I live in NC.

>> No.11908450

>>11900234
thats what she said

>> No.11908475

>>11908168

Peameal bacon, from Carousel bakery in Toronto to be specific.

>> No.11908478

>>11900477
probably the gayest thing i have seen today

>> No.11908682

>>11897450
Hva er sausen på bunnen av tallerken?

>> No.11908687
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A brine I made a few weeks ago.

>> No.11908752

>>11908682
Remulade, mostly used for french fries, hotdogs, open sandwiches and fried fish. It has a mild, sweet-sour taste. It is made with mayonnaise, finely-chopped cabbage and pickled cucumber.

>> No.11909112

>>11898990
rest in piece legacy captcha

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fuck, you guys must be fat...

>> No.11909152

>>11897307
kek

>> No.11909302

>>11909129

just because you look at the pictures of hot naked ladies, does not mean you are all the time fucking the hot naked ladies, yes?

>> No.11909322

>>11909302
correct, but it would probably mean i'm at least fucking ladies with decent bodies. dudes who look at pics of fat chicks they think are hot usually just fuck fat chicks.

>> No.11909412

>>11909322

Not so funny, you :(

>> No.11909421

>>11909412
i thought we were making analogies, not being funny.

>> No.11909424

>>11909421

:(