/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11894271]

No one has ever gotten salmonella from cookie dough you stupid ass bitch

[Anonymous No.11894284]

>>11894271
Maybe real cookie dough, but not that store bought shit.

[Anonymous No.11894286]

[Anonymous No.11894292]

>>11894284
even with the real shit it's kinda hard to get salmonella. People really overblow the dangers of raw/undercooked foods. Don't get me wrong, you should really cook your food, but the probability of you actually getting sick is pretty slim

[Anonymous No.11894296]

>>11894286
>Las Vegan
>years-long agonizing death from E. Coli

I'm not a child, an elderly, and I don't have a compromised immune system. I'm fine doing raw cookie dough from time to time.

[Anonymous No.11894313]

>>11894286
>Vice

[Anonymous No.11894724]

>>11894296
why not just eat it before you add the raw eggs. seems simple enough.

[Anonymous No.11894731]

>>11894724
because the raw flour will kill you

[Anonymous No.11894743]

>>11894286
>Vegan woman [...] contracted E. coli from eating raw cookie dough
further proof that vegans are the eiptome of malnourishment

[Anonymous No.11894760]

>>11894731
>he doesn't toast his flour prior to mixing
enjoy your bland "cookies"

[Anonymous No.11894766]

>>11894286
>Vegan.
Doesn't cookie dough contain fucking EGGS?

[Anonymous No.11894782]

>>11894286
>vice

[Anonymous No.11894789]

>>11894760
the flour toasts while it bakes, that's why most cookies have brown edges and bottoms.

[Anonymous No.11894799]

>>11894789
no, the batter toasts. you want the flour to already be toasted when you make the batter. fuckin noob

[Anonymous No.11894838]

Salmonella comes from the exterior of the egg, not the raw interior.
Salmonella cross contamination from the unwashed exterior to the interior(or other foods) can happen. This is how it occurs in europe.
Washed egg exteriors will remove salmonella. However this also removes a protective layer from outside the egg and creates the possibility of contaminated water from seeping through the eggshell to the egg interior. This washing is mandatory within the US and this is how it occurs in the US.

In summary getting salmonella from raw egg is entirely dependent on the food hygiene and safety practiced from the moment the chicken lays the egg to consumption. What an astounding revelation.

[Anonymous No.11894859]

>>11894766
You're probably memeing but 'Las Vegan' means 'from Las Vegas'

[Anonymous No.11894873]

>>11894859
That's fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.11894877]

>>11894838
>Don't wash your eggs and get it.
>Was your eggs and get it.
Fuuuuck

[Anonymous No.11894885]

>>11894799
>no, the batter toasts.
and the batter is made of mostly flour, butter, and sugar, all of which is toasting/browning as it bakes. not saying what you're doing is bad or wrong, although some people might not like the extra toasted flavor, but unless you're baking your cookies at a really low temperature or steaming them, they're still toasting.

[Anonymous No.11894887]

>>11894885
>Steaming cookies.
Only monsters and communists do this.

[Anonymous No.11894889]

>>11894838
>Salmonella comes from the exterior of the egg, not the raw interior.
Wrong. If the chicken is already infected it can be inside of the egg as it forms.

[Anonymous No.11894902]

>Worried about "salmonella"
It doesn't even exist.
You can't even see microbes, so it's not making you sick.

[Anonymous No.11894908]

How many scoops /ck/?

[Anonymous No.11894913]

>>11894908
get as many as you want, you earned it

[Anonymous No.11894936]

>>11894885
idiot, just because you bake something that contains an ingredient doesn't mean you achieve the same affect as toasting that ingredient beforehand as well.

[Anonymous No.11894966]

>>11894902

WHat if they say peekaboo? It would be so weak you could not hear it.

[Anonymous No.11894973]

>>11894292
I ate a lot of potentially unsafe stuff in my life and I never got sick from it
raw beef, fish, seafood, eggs...
undercooked poultry and pork
If you live in a first world country and if you buy quality ingredients the chances of having health problems are very low

[Anonymous No.11894976]

>>11894936
share your toasted flour cookie recipe. I might want to try it

[Anonymous No.11894977]

>>11894966
If they wanted to be heard they would learn to speak the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.11894995]

>>11894286
I eat raw cookie dough all the time but I would bet this bitch contracted ecoli from her flour instead of eggs since filthy Las Vegans don't know how to keep their kitchens clean.

[Anonymous No.11894999]

>>11894286
>Years long death
What?

[Anonymous No.11895023]

>>11894976
just google it there are a bunch. i like it for levain style chocolate chip cookies.

[Anonymous No.11895038]

>>11894877
don't wash the eggs but don't cross-contaminate the exterior from the interior and you're good

wash the eggs and you can be more lax afterwards but don't get the exterior of the egg wet ever unless cooking/heating, basically

[Anonymous No.11895041]

>>11895023
sourdough cookies?

[Anonymous No.11895081]

>>11895041
it's the name of a bakery, high and soft cookies

[Anonymous No.11895116]

>>11895081
thanks anon, I'll make them sometime

[Anonymous No.11895122]

>>11894286
The demonym of Las Vegas is Las Vegan?

[Anonymous No.11895130]

>>11894908
I will have more than one.

[Anonymous No.11895139]

>>11894271
>Salmonella
>Symptoms include diarrhea, fever, chills, and abdominal pain.
>Most people only need fluids to recover in less than a week.
Unless you have an immune system like that of a baby or geriatric, it's not even a big deal. The possibility of getting a fucking tummy ache is a very minor concern when I want to eat some extra cookie dough.

[Anonymous No.11895149]

>>11895139
College kids these days are debilitated with fake disorders, imagine if they get an actual tummy ache.

[Anonymous No.11895173]

>>11894999

[Anonymous No.11895188]

>>11895149
*Psst*
fuck 'em

[Anonymous No.11895217]

>>11895139
>americans will gladly shit themselves in order to indulge their binge eating habits
you can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.11895314]

>>11895217
>Slight chance my next bowel movement is chocolate rain instead of Lincoln Logs.
I'm a grown man. It may surprise you, but I can actually live through this. If I get slightly dehydrated in the process, I'll crack open a bottle of Fiji water just to rustle your poverty-stricken foreigner jimmies.

[Anonymous No.11895424]

>>11894286
Don't read Vice.

[Anonymous No.11895442]

>>11894271
Don't you use eggs in your cookies?

[Anonymous No.11895833]

>>11894286
>One chicken pooped out and egg that got some shit on it, which stayed there even after it was washed, and ended up in a batch of cookie dough, which was eaten by someone who's immune system couldnt kill it off to the point she fucking died

>Every bit of raw cookie dough is going to kill you if you dont cook it

These are the types of niggas who walk around their house with a can of lysol to sterilize every surface they can find. Like nigga stop having a shitty immune system like how the fuck are you still alive when you touch your own doodoo lmao

[Anonymous No.11895836]

>>11895833
Imagine the smell of that cheese vendors shits..

[Anonymous No.11895849]

>>11895314
It is much worse than it sounds. You might not die, but you'll wish you did.

[Sheklestien No.11895949]

>>11894731
Not true..please

[Anonymous No.11895978]

>>11895314
>grown man
>calls his stomach a 'tummy'
Yeah eat a dick my man

[Anonymous No.11895987]

Just make cookie dough from scratch with pasteurized eggs and heat treated flour, and you can guarantee you will never get sick from it.

[Anonymous No.11895996]

>>11895849
You say that like that anon and many others haven't done exactly that multiple times.

[Anonymous No.11896033]

>>11895978
retard

[Anonymous No.11896065]

>>11895978
>He can't read between the lines.

[Anonymous No.11896084]

>>11894286
>Las Vegan woman dies
Too bad it wasn't Last Vegan.

[Anonymous No.11896765]

>>11894271
https://www.cdc.gov/features/no-raw-dough/index.html

If you don't use eggs in it, you won't get salmonella. You could get something else like E. coli still. But, that's just a raw flour problem. Yes, don't eat raw flour unless you grow the grain and make fresh flour with it. There have been E. coli outbreaks in flour in the past.

[Anonymous No.11896796]

>>11896765
Don't avoid doing something because of incredibly rare possibilities of side effects, especially if you are a healthy adult where worst case scenario is just getting kind of sick. Like if you have AIDs, or are a small child some additional risk avoidance is justified, but most people should not care.

This kind of logic is like saying all roads should have 10MPH speed limits to make accidents less likely

[Anonymous No.11896818]

>>11896765
E. Coli isn’t just a raw flour problem you ignorant ass

[Anonymous No.11896821]

>>11894271
I accidentally ate store bought cookie dough that smelled really bad, twice, and all I got from it was a bad stomach ache

[Anonymous No.11896893]

pipe fitter lips uwu

[Anonymous No.11898820]

>>11894743
>Vegan woman
No. Las Vegan. From Las Vegas.

[Anonymous No.11898841]

>>11894271
I've been courting salmonella for years and never gotten it.

[Anonymous No.11898877]

>>11898820
Las Vegan means "The Vegan" in mexican, idiot.

[Anonymous No.11898890]

>>11898877
Las is plural, idiot.

[Anonymous No.11898920]

>>11894286
>passive aggressive teenager headline
>"Las Vegan"
>vice
>mobile screencap
fucking dropped.

[Anonymous No.11898963]

>>11894838
Washed eggs, cold storage and used soon, no problem.
Unwashed eggs, proper food hygiene, no problem.

I didn't know powerwashed eggs existed until I lived in the US. It's weird. In the US the egg basically has its outershell washed off so you have to keep it cold to keep bacteria from getting in. If you do that, its completely fine.

[Anonymous No.11900172]

>>11894286
Dying from raw cookie dough is as rare as dying from eating raw or sunny side up eggs. Its possible, but so astronomically rare in a first world country its not worth worrying over.

[Anonymous No.11900193]

>>11894284
As long as you pasteurize the eggs and the flour there's literally nothing wrong with eating raw cookie dough.

[Anonymous No.11900248]

>>11894286
>battling E. coli for years
What a genetically inferior piece of trash. Glad that cunt got smoked

[Anonymous No.11900301]

>>11895833
5/5 post
5/5 pic

[Anonymous No.11900474]

>>11900248
Yeah, honestly there's a reason I keep some spare rope in my pile of laundry. Mostly for sexual pleasure, but partially so that I can kill myself if things get really bad, as that lady should have done.

[Anonymous No.11900482]

>>11900172
Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.11900499]

>>11894271
I believe you're more than likely to be struck by lightning than getting Salmonella from raw cookie dough. But that's kinda why it's a guilty pleasure. I love cookie dough.

[Anonymous No.11900502]

>>11894271
The last major death from raw cookie dough wasn't contaminated raw egg.

More like the flour that was used to make the dough was contaminated.

Everyone in this thread only thinks of things like spoiled meat or dirty chickens but plants and farm crops can be contaminated too.

Some cookie dough companies have switched to heat treating flour but I don't know if that even works to be honest

[Anonymous No.11900503]

>>11900499
Raw cookie dough, you could probably get away with it in Japan since consuming raw eggs is a national Japanese tradition just like how eating raw pork is a national German tradition.

[Anonymous No.11900535]

>>11900503
You can get away with it here. People have been doing it forever. Only hypochondriacs freak out about the fact that there's a very slim chance they could get sick.

It's a goddamned requirement for making mayo, caesar dressing, is a topping for tartare, and was a huge thing for young body builders to eat during the 90's as they're cheap as fuck.