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11893234 No.11893234 [Reply] [Original]

What's good for somebody that's never had any alcohol before? I've tried sake and it tasted like cough syrup.

>> No.11893259

if you don't like the taste you can soak a tampon in vodka or something and insert it rectally

>> No.11893272

next time you rinse with mouthwash, don't spit

>> No.11893280

>>11893259
No way

>> No.11893281

>>11893234
So you have had alcohol before then.
Just drink a beer at first or maybe a simple mixed drink like a rum and cola or a gin and tonic or screwdriver. And don't pour a shitload of boose in them either when you're new. Get to know your limit slowly and reasonably.

>> No.11893297

>>11893234
Cats alre deathly intolerant to alcohol. Do not try this.

>> No.11893298
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11893298

Start with these bad boys

>> No.11893300

>>11893234
Ask yourself "Why?"

>> No.11893310

2 beers. That's all you need, just push through those bad boys and you'll be drunk in no time. Make sure you don't have to work til laye the next day. I usually start at 8pm since I have to work at 1pm.

>> No.11893444

>>11893298
this
dont know why people say they're terrible hangovers, never had a problem. maybe just make sure you drink a lot of water with it

>> No.11893554

>>11893234
Here's a secret for you bro, alcohol tastes like shit. You're not going to enjoy it starting off. Give it some time and you'll get a taste for it.

>> No.11893633

>>11893234
Any cheap red wine, they're all good.

>> No.11893657

Hard cider.

>> No.11893778

Get some rtds most places have some where you can quite literally not even taste the alcohol, just tastes like a fizzy drink. Just be prepared to be made fun of when drinking if you're at a party or something

>> No.11893781

>>11893234
you need to be 18 to post here. Reported.

>> No.11893785

>>11893234
>somebody that's never had any alcohol before?
>I've tried sake
>never had
>I've tried
forgive my autism, but does not compute

>> No.11893936

>>11893554
watching someone drink whiskey for the first time then destroying their sense of taste for 3 days never gets old.

>> No.11894003

>>11893259
not sure how much liquid can be absorbed in a tampon, but it would probably be enough to cause alcohol poisoning

>> No.11894004

>>11893234
Everclear.

>> No.11894017
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>> No.11894230

>>11893234
Apple cider, any light/fruity beer, sweet mixes, creams in coffee/hot chocolate are all easy way to get started with alcohol. Once you're used to the alcohol taste you can try just about anything, though wine is it's own category imo so don't associate your wine experiences with other drinks.

>> No.11894238

>>11893234
If you're a woman, try wine coolers.
If you're a man, beer and neat whisky are your only acceptable choices.

>> No.11894262

>>11893297
it's now a dead cat
idiots are cat killers

>> No.11894263

rum and coke
buy a pitcher of whatever cocktail a place is serving
chug a bottle of sourz

>> No.11894297

>>11893234
inbe4 this turns into an alcoholism thread

>> No.11894339

>>11893234
put down a couple natty daddys. After that try anything else and it'll taste fine

>> No.11894341

>>11893310
Lmfao