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Shitty roommate stories

My rm Jamal drank all the fucking Soylent thinking it was a protein drink

>> No.11886184

Live by yourself if you can do it, anons. The premium is worth it for your own sanity and happiness.

>> No.11886189
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>>11886181
put lead in your food and eat out

>> No.11886194

>>11886181
You knew he was gonna be thirsty after banging out your fiancee's pussy for 4 hours at a time every other night, you should have had the foresight to hide your soy-based protein beverages under your bed or behind your funko pop collection. This one's on you duder.

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>>11886184
>That's wrong. What are you, some kind of autist that doesn't like dealing with people on a constant basis and have no privacy whatsoever?

>> No.11886199

>>11886181
>Soylent
seriously though, why do people drink this? interested in honest non-meme answers

>> No.11886201

>>11886181
>not tricking chad roommate into chugging estrogen on purpose

>> No.11886217

>>11886201
tfw you'll never slowly turn chad into your own femboy slave by tricking him into chugging gallons of soylent

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>>11886184
>humans, a social animal that evolved sleeping in groups with no privacy are happier alone

>> No.11886244

>>11886184
>>11886196
>not living with close friends
Sad!

>>11886199
Post-workout or pre-competition meal because it’s easy to keep down.

>> No.11886248

>>11886184
I'm doing it right now and it's not fun at all. talking to people is a necessity for human beings.

>> No.11886253

>>11886217
why live

>> No.11886254

>>11886242
I'm happier alone, most people on this website probably are too. Thinking everyone is the same because "heururr evolution dude" is absolutely idiotic.

>>11886244
That's a great idea if you and your close friends want to end up hating eachother's guts.

>> No.11886273

>>11886254
>im a special snowflake who complains about tfw no gf and loneliness but hates people

haha hedgehogs dilemma is literally me haha

Read Tribe

>> No.11886280

>>11886244
I like living alone. It's quiet when I want. If I want to socialize, I'll contact my friends and go to the brewery a few blocks away from my house.

>> No.11886291

>>11886273
>im a special snowflake who complains about tfw no gf and loneliness

Nice baseless assumption, but I'm not a failed normalfag, sorry. Why would I complain about not having something I don't want?

>> No.11886294

>>11886181
I'm sure if you ask nicely jamal will let you drink his protein

>> No.11886295

>>11886184
Absolute truth.

>> No.11886302

>>11886254
>That's a great idea if you and your close friends want to end up hating eachother's guts.
I’m not an unbearable person with unbearable friends so no.

>> No.11886333

>>11886291
Lol sure

>> No.11886367

>>11886181
This is pretty smart for a Soylent® ad !

>> No.11886432

>>11886248
I'm going to have to redpill you on this one, my man.

[spoiler]When there's nobody around you can actually talk to yourself and there's nobody to think it's weird.[/wtfspoilersarenotworking]