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South America Edition

>> No.11884752
File: 2.05 MB, 626x360, Fort Egg The Of King Surly.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11884756
File: 2.96 MB, 958x532, Delicious food in Uruguay.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11884766
File: 2.96 MB, 480x360, Venezuelan Burger!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11884772
File: 2.18 MB, 1120x710, Venezuelan army blocks cars with food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11884787
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Grilled Chicken, My Way.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11884814

youre a nigger

>> No.11884829
File: 278 KB, 500x373, Art.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>humanitarian aid is a coup attempt

>> No.11884863
File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, How To Make Arepas in 3 simple steps.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11884881
File: 2.96 MB, 1280x640, Venezuelan street food better taco..webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

That WebM runs in reverse, cause the other will show up...

>> No.11884955
File: 2.38 MB, 346x266, 5868.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11884960
File: 2.97 MB, 640x360, Paraguay Repas traditionnel - Paraguay Traditional food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

It's just chicken.
But when was the last time you saw a

>> No.11884983
File: 106 KB, 600x262, Stallone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>mayo, ketchup, mustard
>onion, pork, advocado, tomato, chicken, beef, carne de rata, cheese

>> No.11885032
File: 2.44 MB, 540x302, DEEP FRIED RAVIOLI.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11885044
File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, A Crisp Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11885123
File: 27 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

that brand of potato chips is italian, not from south america.
based Rocco used to be a spokesperson for the company (mostly because in italian "potato" is a also slang term for pussy, so they made an ad campaign based around that)

>> No.11885138
File: 2.95 MB, 640x358, seagull food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11885146
File: 1.91 MB, 640x358, Made with Soy Milk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11885151
File: 2.14 MB, 720x480, WoW.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11885156

I've dressed as a Japanese schoolgirl and gotten fucked by two guys at once, and this is too gay for me.

>> No.11885182
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, A Typical Paraguayan Lunch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11885187

How does he get in?

>> No.11885193

what a terrific way to propose to a girl

>> No.11885292
File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, advanced steak sock.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11885308

Why would you propose to a girl when gay marriage is legal in most of the world now?

>> No.11885325

because guys only have two fuckable holes while girls have three

>> No.11885331
File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, pruno.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

And you've got three penises?

>> No.11885339
File: 2.78 MB, 540x302, Prison Burrito.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11885344
File: 2.38 MB, 640x360, Bus Restaurant Ecuador.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11885374
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, frying fritters.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11885377

one dick and two fists

>> No.11885383
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Ecuador Eating Guinea Pig.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11885393

is this a meme or is that really made with soy milk? I cant get soy milk to froth like that, 2% is the best

>> No.11885419

does the fucking camera person have parkinsons? this is unbearable to watch

>> No.11885475
File: 2.75 MB, 640x360, 6 Burger Hacks You Need In Your Life.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11885504 [DELETED] 
File: 2.96 MB, 1058x664, Seco de Pollo, Ecuadorian Chicken Stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11885528

The U.S.coming to other countries' rescue as usual

>> No.11885532

Based little fatty

>> No.11885544

Surly Egg of the Fort King

>> No.11885551

Just spent 7 months traveling around south america. The food definitely was not a highlight. So much rice and potatoes... There was some decent food but god damn they love their carbs.

>> No.11885626
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Tuna Head.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11885649
File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, Argentine Asado.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11885659

Eggfort Chad vs Egg cart virgin

>> No.11885671

I thought they didnt have food in Venezuela

>> No.11885676
File: 2.96 MB, 960x540, Avocado fries.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11885679

They don't, but when they do it's a lot of bread/sandwich/hotdog type meals with lots of meat and cheese. It's ok but gets old quickly.

>> No.11885686
File: 2.18 MB, 640x360, Chilean Cuisine and Country Brand.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11885688

Its a fuckin 3rd world continent you retard
Ffs you flaneur. Bet u

>> No.11885689

Thanks fag I'm too angry to go to sleep now.

>> No.11885691

marshmello is a good man

>> No.11885695

Half of asia is third world m8 and they have the some of the best food in the world. Wealth has little to do with good food.

>> No.11885697
File: 3.00 MB, 640x360, chinese food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Half of asia is third world m8 and they have the some of the best food in the world.
That's funny. You're a funny guy.

>> No.11885703

I assume the file name is a joke, as the "man" is making the open mouth soy boy face.

>> No.11885705

Good webm. So what is good food for you personally? A certain fast food sandwich perhaps?

>> No.11885710
File: 2.80 MB, 378x378, I've discovered a new recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

The third world parts of Asia aren't making the "best food in the world". They're eating rice and dog cooked in gutter oil.

The first world parts, like Japan, make some pretty great stuff.

>> No.11885714

Get that fucking salad out of here

>> No.11885717
File: 2.87 MB, 540x302, 600 dollar lobster 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Not from SA but i want to contribute

>> No.11885726
File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, 600 dollar lobster 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11885729

I've lived in china and their food tradition is incredible, even the places that are poor (now, haven't always been poor in their history) have excellent food. I think (proper) chinese food is the best in the world, it has a ridiculously huge variety.

Then also in asia you have poor as shit countries like india, thailand, indonesia, vietnam. All with incredible food. Japanese food is good but overrated.

>> No.11885731
File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, 600 dollar lobster 3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11885746

This would be so much better cooked... lobster sashimi is ok but inferior to cooked lobster.

>> No.11885891
File: 34 KB, 274x437, dasitmane.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

looks good apart from crisp flavours

>> No.11886043

Why the fuck did they use so much oil?

>> No.11886051

>all those chorizos and salchichas

>> No.11886074

I personally think that lobster is overrated. I grew up eating it all of the time in the summer as a kid. I thought it was messy AF and frankly too much work to get the meat out. Although I would give lobster thermador a chance. Thats a classic dish that I've never had before. Ah, I wish Julia Child would prepare it for me.

>> No.11886084

the fat hand made it unbearable for me

>> No.11886113

Absolutely disgusting. It looks like prison food.

>> No.11886212

>their food tradition is incredible


>> No.11886263
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>> No.11886267

this is a meme response, but 1:15 shows there's enough space behind the stalls for a small walkway passing behind all of them.

>> No.11886292

Yeah and you are too faggot

>> No.11886296

I was at my grans and hungry Friday and she didn't have much food in so I made this, it actually tasted much better than expected, the onions go soft and give the egg a delicious savory flavor.

Would recommend

>> No.11886304

>prolapsed angus

>> No.11886323

>Venezuelan dish
>We went to NEW YORK CITY to try it!

>> No.11886337

based vegans

>> No.11886344


>> No.11886346

>chilean cuisine
>throw some shit in a boiling pot and lets see what happens
>tamales are peruan btw

>> No.11886680

The amount of salt is punishment enough.

>> No.11886697

This, totally. Check a bite of china on YouTube

>> No.11886708

its instinctual i swear
like fucking clockwork

>> No.11886722

wheres the blood why isnt there blood everywhere when he cuts it

>> No.11886729

What an angry looking man.

>> No.11886742


>> No.11886749

I like the word rump.
It's funny.

>> No.11886758

>fr e sh a vaca do

>> No.11886796

When I read the title I was expecting Kay.

>> No.11886801

boomer detected

>> No.11886808

>Can't make a decent crisp sandwich

You don't smash the crisps to smithereens. Balance the contents of a bag on the bread and gently press down with the other slice. This gives you a sandwich with lots of crunch and texture.

>> No.11886846

I wanna fuck you

>> No.11886850

100% true. It's supposed to be a crisp sandwich, not a crumb sandwich.

>> No.11886880
File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11886881
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>> No.11886900
File: 472 KB, 500x500, sweating john.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Fuck, that looks good.

>> No.11886917
File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, geoduck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Fun little theme restaurant, but I wouldn't trust a bowl of soup on a bus on South American roads.

>> No.11886938

I'm well aware, as I said, I lived there. There's a new food scandal almost all the time somewhere in china. Doesn't mean their recipes aren't delicious. When I was living there, there was a scandal that a meat company was breeding minks and injecting them with protein and selling it as lamb. I assume it was true, but honestly have no idea. Like where do they even come up with this stuff?

>> No.11886976
File: 2.96 MB, 480x360, cucmber slicing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I want to flip that faggot upside down and piss in the bucket.

>> No.11887004
File: 519 KB, 797x596, ...How.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

you're not too bright are you pal

>> No.11887044

>prison food
Why do people glamorize this shit? Are they so proud of their insufficiency that they romanticize prison culture?

>> No.11887046

>doesn't understand biology

>> No.11887047

Most Amer*cans will spend some time in prison sooner or later in their lives, so it's just part of their culture!

>> No.11887054

I don't think it's being glamorized. That shit looks horrifying. If anything it makes me want to go to prison less lmao

>> No.11887176

>Meanwhile In Venezuela.webm
I'm pretty sure it's Italy.
American education...

>> No.11887217

why face the fact that you're too dumb to understand basic topical humor through visual metaphors when you could call Americans dumb instead

>> No.11887227


>> No.11887579

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


>> No.11887709
File: 2.25 MB, 720x480, My life is A potato.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Potatoes are from Peru, why are Italians using them.

Nice quality control, Giuseppe

>> No.11887728

he expects americans to study and care about every little facet of his country
when he learns that americans are not told much about his homeland and don't really care either, he feels small and thus he becomes enraged

>> No.11887749

I've had this, it was terrible. Maybe I just got a shit one, but you get 90% of the sauce in your first two bites, then the rest of the time you're grinding through dry, mealy bread that turns into a protective mush casing preventing any meat flavour from escaping onto your tongue.

>> No.11887759

eww no

>> No.11887789

How to turn a regular latte into soi latte.

>> No.11887822

is that marshmello?

>> No.11887832

>in italian "potato" is a also slang term for pussy
lmao, Rocco's the man. I can imagine the ad campaign jokes.

>> No.11887871

angles make videos fancier anon

>> No.11887879
File: 2.96 MB, 712x710, Meat King.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11887890

They're all like that.
You have to try to distribute the filling to avoid ending with just bread.
It's a hassle to eat.

>> No.11887972

how does he get out of there without squishing the sausages?

>> No.11887975
File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, Vegan Fish and chips.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I believe it's avocado.

>> No.11887997


Holy crap do want. Its cool being alive when you see things like this and realize just the abundance of different food and flavors that have been given to us.

>> No.11888122
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Food Hacking In Venezuela.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11888137


socialism forces people to become vegan, and thats a good thing!

>> No.11888144

Why do only fat women wear black nailpolish? It makes their fingers look even fatter.

>> No.11888150
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Cazuela de Vaca (Chilean Beef Stew).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11888169
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, перосъемная машина.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Boss's son watching, alcoholic employee.

>> No.11888178
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Brazilian Cheese Bread Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11888218

Arepas aren't made with maize flour, like cornmeal, but with what's often called harina,a sort of fine cornmeal, that is boiled in a solution of calcium hidroxide, then dried again, which is why it's white unlike cornmeal, that retains the yellow color.

>> No.11888228

In old country you do not look at chef with western witchcraft

>> No.11888240
File: 610 KB, 392x718, Insult The Cook.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11888245


>> No.11888286

here let me cut you open. what im really asking is why dont lobsters bleed like regular people and other animals: thats honestly an advanced observation on my part, give me some credit

>> No.11888296

Lobster blood is clear.

>> No.11888297
File: 2.53 MB, 640x360, How to Make Argentine Chimichurri.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11888304
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Colombian Beef Stew Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11888313

he should have put the potatoes in first, im sure they didnt have enough time to cook, especially if u dont want the meat to dry

>> No.11888322

this is how u answer a post.

>> No.11888344

how does he get out?

>> No.11888347

Attempt to distract your view away from their fat fingers

>> No.11888350

I still remember it well, the spot was Rocco going around a maison full of almost nude bitches with a bag of potato chips in hand and "Daddy cool" as background music, once the tour was done he looked at the camera and said "trust me, I've tried many different kinds [of potatoes]".
Pretty fun, It would never fly today.

>> No.11888356
File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Japanese Wagyu1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Got it, wouldn't DL B4...

>> No.11888362
File: 2.61 MB, 1080x1080, black people frap.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Given, I answered this question just by googling "do lobsters have blood" and clicking the first link. So there's that.

>> No.11888365

bad job anon

>> No.11888381

>use lettuce to stop soggy buns
Or you could toast your buns like a civilized person and let the burgers rest before assembling them, for fuck's sake.

>> No.11888386
File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, watch where he puts his phone.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11888388
File: 229 KB, 360x360, Voilà.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Filename backwards, WebM backwards...

>> No.11888414

>nigger hands


>> No.11888419
File: 1.13 MB, 800x450, checkmate racists.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

We're all the same on the inside, anon.

>> No.11888421
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>> No.11888454
File: 2.25 MB, 640x360, Japanese Wagyu2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11888472
File: 2.79 MB, 640x360, Peruvian Food- A Beginner's Guide.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>> No.11888536
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, LARGEST FISH FACTORY IN THE WORLD SEIZED.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11888637

I almost feel bad eating something so old

>> No.11888662

is that some getto prison slang?

>> No.11888926

>crimes against humanity and the environment
>boat has a Chinese name

Sounds about right

>> No.11888956
File: 374 KB, 1080x1080, 2spicy4onions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11888988
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>> No.11889061

Any one have the egg curry one?

>> No.11889069
File: 2.91 MB, 1280x720, white castle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Yes, fuck off.

>> No.11889087


>> No.11889110

>Doesn't matter how you look, you're still gonna fry.

>> No.11889118

Christ, that thing must have been alive during WWII.

>> No.11889123
File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, sand egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Ok, but black eggs aren't common. What if the black eggs, that make up only 13% of all eggs out there, were responsible for more than 50% of all egg related deaths? You'd start to wonder about what needs to be done about the black egg problem.

>> No.11889147

Kindly post it then nigger. I want to cook it.

>> No.11889205

damn thats some pretty nice cuisine from a province from argentina

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>> No.11889498

Painted nails look so unsanitary.

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>> No.11889774

There's a shot of a bunch of pots and pans that's cut out from that webm, they're just fucking with him.

>> No.11889793


>> No.11890231
File: 1.19 MB, 342x288, Amica Chips.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11890272
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Fun Star.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11890423

I hate this so fucking much

>> No.11890460
File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, Copycat Pizza Hut Breadsticks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>> No.11890470
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Cornbread Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11890478
File: 2.89 MB, 540x302, More like Satan Himself Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I'd recognize Sara's meat mittens anywhere.

>> No.11890508

based rocco

>> No.11890554
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Special old yeast dough,,Crusty pancake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11890637

Freshly cooked chicken with plastic bag!

>> No.11890655

her only sin is overcooking the eggs, otherwise perfectly fine deviled eggs. I'd eat them even with overcooked yolks, it makes little difference when you devil them

>> No.11890661

i watched the whole thing but the money shot of the finished product wan't long enough. didn't really see how it turned out. every story needs an ending :(

>> No.11890662


I made these based off her video. Deviled eggs are deviled eggs but i hadnt ever made them before. Came out pretty good. Lil bit of vinegar added a nice tang.

>> No.11890714
File: 2.92 MB, 852x480, 1547810536048.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11890715

>american plastic "cheese"
was looking pretty good for a minute there

>> No.11890747
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Cheddar Bay Biscuts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11890768


?? what about the filename??

>> No.11890859

>people reacting as if hot cheetos are spicy
Jesus christ

>> No.11890889


That's just the packaging, you know

>> No.11890912
File: 2.81 MB, 854x480, 822.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11890919

hat was rewarding to watch

>> No.11890950

They are most likely pre-cooked anon

>> No.11890988

I feel the shiver watching this...

>> No.11891096

Thanks senpai

>> No.11891179

at the time the commercial sparked a lot of controversy and it was even pulled from air shortly after.
here's the uncensored tv spot:
a quick translation:
>(in my life) I got a lot of (potato chips/pussy)
>tasty, fragrant
>I can't live without them!
>I've tried everyone of them
>american, german, dutch... even with the "surprise"
(when I was a kid potato chips companies used to put small toys inside the bag... also penis)
>I used to eat them, uncerimoniously... ever three at once
>but no one is like this
>trust a guy who tried them all... Amica Chips are the best!

>> No.11891327

based and mellopilled

>> No.11891734
File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, Advertisements.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Having problems with my latest webm, keeps saying I have an embedded file.

>> No.11891760

I didn't realise tampons steam

>> No.11891777

That guy is based as fuck

>> No.11891779


>> No.11891795

Look at that nasty dried out pre grated fake italian cheese she sprinkles over at the end.

>> No.11891817

>"its alright, its only chips"

>> No.11891886
File: 2.90 MB, 540x302, Broccoli Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

It means your computer has a virus.

>> No.11891901
File: 2.51 MB, 480x480, Pastry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Sorry but I don't use Windows.

>> No.11891903
File: 1.30 MB, 640x360, AI Companions.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Then your non-Windows computer has a virus.

>> No.11892127

>directed by David Lynch

>> No.11892476

>Broccoli Salad
>1/2 cups of sugar
But why

>> No.11892508

>And I'm sweating profusely so I'm gonna add a dash of cayenne to my paper towel here
>I know, I know but dont worry. I promise you cant taste it.

>> No.11892802

Top quality webm

>> No.11892817

I've done this. Works a charm.

>> No.11892866

This was good until cheese.
Why the fuck do people add cheese to food? There is nothing worse than melted cheese on food.

Cheese is good. Melted cheese is just plain garbage.
Fuck melted cheese.

>> No.11892877
File: 1.94 MB, 710x708, Porked.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11893378
File: 761 KB, 400x226, 1549910965635.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11893387

I don't know how to make webms but that reminded me of this
2:34 if the embed doesn't work.

>> No.11893416

how the fuck is this .webm 1 minute and 60 seconds
shouldn't it say 2 minutes

>> No.11893424

That's Rick Stein cooking it. He's worth looking up if you don't know him already.

>> No.11893428

Do you want me to fuck you? Do you want me to fuck you missionary so I can look at you while we come simultaneously?

>> No.11893430

>I don't know how to make webms but that reminded me of this
Get youtube-dlg to download a video from YT, it has an option to save it as webm. Or get something like MasterOfWebM to convert existing videos and adjust quality if it's too big.

>> No.11893474

>stuffing steak with mozzarella
>only parsley in marinade, no rosemary or tarragon
into the trash with that shit

>> No.11893481

This video is just a way to get morons to eat soggy doritos and ramon noodles dont do this.

>> No.11893483

APS makes some good shit, i mean it looks good

>> No.11893495

this is a thing in columbia as well
I have a friend who lives there and he says its nasty and he doesnt fuck with that shit

>> No.11893579

i use this occasionally on my cast iron to keep it smooth, brilliant stuff

>> No.11893616
File: 2.85 MB, 300x300, Family Arepa Recipe As Made By Cesar.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Did someone say arepas?

>> No.11893630
File: 2.32 MB, 640x360, Kraken Kart.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11893638

Is this how they make Pringles?

>> No.11893643

>black hands
>not washing the meat
Literal race traitor

>> No.11893654
File: 2.93 MB, 400x400, Pastries.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11893675

lost me at the fake cheese.... but gawd damn do I want whatever that is... looks amazing especially if real cheese is used

>> No.11893704

Based doggo

>> No.11893707
File: 54 KB, 561x576, 1536881498710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>animal planet

>> No.11893712

there has to be a better way

>> No.11893717
File: 2.86 MB, 300x300, Herb Salt Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11893719
File: 2.86 MB, 300x300, Brussel Sprout Gratin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11893723

Hey, thanks. I'll look into both of those.

>> No.11893736


the camera man is leaning too lol

>> No.11894439



It's usually a revolving door of the same white trash guys, and a good 2/3s of the 13%ish black population.

>> No.11894518

Gotta hand it to the Venezuelans; since they have no food, everyone is thin. Massively increases the potential dating pool. Maybe we should try forced starvation here at some point.

>> No.11894757

29/37 b8

>> No.11894785

Why does she shaped like that?

>> No.11894826

The ow gratis is to many for the prusol brots

>> No.11894916

10/10 filename, thanks anon

>> No.11895230

Fuck now I want pulled pork and slaw

>> No.11895316

Is sonny taking the piss out of mark here

>> No.11895389

this shit is completely wrong
we don't use cider vinegar or olive oil, you normally would use white vinegar and sunflower oil
also that amount of parsley is so little and the amount of garlic seems excesive to say the least

>> No.11895466
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Toxoplasmosis Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

WebM For Bakas , Save From Net

>Special old yeast dough,

>> No.11895601

where's the prestige

>> No.11895669

>all that shit wasted on a single meal
i hate these fucking videos
bruh just eat the ramen

>> No.11896041
File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, Top 6 Foods in South America.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11896068

>The time it takes for one command to finish and another to start is too noticable
Your robo duplicate needs work, Mark.

>> No.11896133
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, 2019,Year Of The Pig.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11896137

do they know they're about to be meaninglessly murdered for meat for your precious tastebuds?

>> No.11896152
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, 农村女孩在地里干活,“扑通”一声,怎么回事?.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11896155
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, 爸爸买20斤大猪头,用家里土锅卤起来,这味道绝了!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11896182

>becoming human meat

>> No.11896187
File: 1.67 MB, 1280x720, Scalped.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Corn off the Cobb.

>> No.11896194
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, No Yes N-.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11896197

He's gotta be

>> No.11896209

Those are hogs
They're literally a plague that has to be culled regularly or they destroy ecosystems
Retard. Eat more protein cause your brain is goof

>> No.11896224
File: 2.96 MB, 400x718, emmett lafave searching for pearls in lake rumare.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I get nervous when it cuts to scenes with live beasties. I know what those Chinamen are like.

Someone actually filmed a 4chan webm from the screen on his phone.
And you saved the result.

>> No.11896252
File: 2.95 MB, 360x202, culling of the dirt rockets.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>recipes based on scarce ingredients
More quality journalism, I see.

>> No.11896255

Based friend of a friend poster

>> No.11896262

How does he get in without putting Humpty together again?

>> No.11896266

I think this is the first time someone's posted that and I actually wanted to imagine the smell

>> No.11896329

what the fuck, this is from the old Greek national TV. ET 1 means Greek television 1, so random

>> No.11896374

>eating boar
based retard, boar are for exterminating only, their meat is shit and in case you dare to feign some kind of moral stance, they're invasive and horribly destructive for the environment and local ecosystems.

>> No.11896473

>hey bro you want me to grill you up a dog?

>> No.11896519

>carefully brushing the dirt over it
they have so much to teach us

>> No.11896545

The bodies, where are they, Mark?

>> No.11896630

based Carrusel

>> No.11896632

a-are you cute?

>> No.11896794

All kinds of waste there

>> No.11896921

these shits are the worst thing for the environment
slaughtering them is doing a favor for everyone and everything else

>> No.11896925

this is the worst webm I've watched in a while

>> No.11897059

She didn't even fall down
Dude's a pussyclart

>> No.11897320

I wish I was like you, being able to enjoy simple things in life.

>> No.11897323

Man theres so much more to Indian cooking than chicken tikka/chicken masala/those 15 dishes that people in the west actually know about.
Now if only i could obtain the ingredients. I mean what the fuck is a turmeric, where the fuck do you find shit like that

>> No.11897538

Play this in reverse at it looks like Elmer Fudd dropping bunker busters on the rabbits.
tfw I don't know how to reverse this and not willing to look it up.

>> No.11897578

ooh botulism is always fun

>> No.11897628
File: 1.94 MB, 432x768, VillainousAdvancedDungbeetle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11897633

>implying the US isn’t attempting a coup

>> No.11897654

>what is turmeric
pretty easy to get. just go to some immigrant shop or online

>> No.11897677
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>> No.11897874


Yeah they really do seem to be a problem. When I went to visit my friend in Texas I pulled over at a truck stop on the way from the airport and there were about 20 guys getting geared up to go hunt them. I went along with them just to see what it was like and the fucking damaged those creatures cause to the environment is immense. It was a pleasure getting to take two down. Apparently there was some sort of payment I could have claimed from the state for doing it but I just enjoyed it for the sport. Never killed something with a bow before.

>> No.11897905

epic combo of both of reddits favourite memes :)

>> No.11898167

I'm more interested in this than these webms

>> No.11898187

Id like to try your boipussy

>> No.11898259

Absolutely disgusting. Why would anyone do this?

>> No.11898318

The what? Amigo, aprende inglés

>> No.11899161


>> No.11899271

I can't explain it but when he turned that "sock" inside out it felt a little disgusting, like he was dishonoring that animal

>> No.11899584

thanks for making me horny

>> No.11899847

I literally got a quart-sized container of turmeric from the worst grocery store in town, and I live in NC so you know my supply of real food is shit.

>> No.11899864

I can find it easily in Indian or Iranian grocery stores. It's like a milder, citrusy ginger, so use ginger if you can't find fresh turmeric. Powdered turmeric usually just tastes bitter, and I don't use it.

>> No.11899940

>#6-A fucking steak
>#4-A fucking buffet
>#3-A fucking kabob

Wooow, really makes me want to go to South America.

>> No.11900112

hehe u r gay.

>> No.11900275
File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, Jamaican Saltfish Fritters.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11900311

>merely pretending

>> No.11900364
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, 【乡村小乔】小乔买来这种海鲜,姥娘第一次见,问这是小歪吗?.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11900385
File: 2.68 MB, 640x360, 【乡村小乔】小乔买来这种海鲜,姥娘第一次见,问这是小歪吗.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11900398
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, 猪去哪了?小乔家的猪翻墙跑了,母女俩急的到处找.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11900432
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, French Onion Dip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11901430

That's what 90% of these "tribal" documentaries are. They just get led to the local family who plays primitive for the white guy with a camera crew. Get the tits out too because they like that, then once the filming's done, demand money.

>> No.11901469


>> No.11901571

Suprised it didnt break all the bones

>> No.11901581

God white americans are truely the pigs of this world

>> No.11901667

Under socialism you wait in line for food.
Under capitalism food waits in line for you.

>> No.11901750

What are the downsides to spending time on one of these boats? They seem like decent work as long as you put in some good labor.

>> No.11901755
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>> No.11901826

file names dont' need to be clickbait newfag

>> No.11901923
File: 2.47 MB, 640x640, 1530895838758.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11902019

turmeric is readily available at your local walmart or target

>> No.11902044

>Africa is not a 3rd world country, they are just merely pretending

>> No.11902058

>greentext strawman

>> No.11902112

lol, you never watch HxH? boar looks delicious af

>> No.11902312

That's a proppa dad-made packed lunch lads.
But the fucking state of those crumbs.

>> No.11902505
File: 1.49 MB, 386x256, fruits and vegetables are injected.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11902509
File: 2.96 MB, 706x718, Process Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11902514
File: 2.96 MB, 394x720, Vegetable Treatment China.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11902519
File: 712 KB, 202x360, Warning! Watermelons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11902716
File: 304 KB, 555x611, sheogorath_says_vol2_fc4xzz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>that filename

>> No.11902837
File: 32 KB, 336x376, 1512966728229.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

how does egg?

>> No.11902843

he eats ALL the eggs

>> No.11902861

Well, given the current state of Venezuela, I don't think you could/would want to go there to try it.

>> No.11903280


Bananas at least are sprayed with some kind of liquid that makes them ripe after they have been delivered to the end point. They will stay green for a long time unless you activate the ripening process.

>> No.11903510

It's a gas, ethylene. You can also use a ripened banana as they will start to produce the gas by itself naturally once ripe

>> No.11903539

now i need a porn like this

>> No.11903641

this kind of seems retarded
Oxytocin brands in India
Volume Price*
1ml 13.00

13 rupies is 18 cents usd

https://www.bigbasket.com/pc/fruits-vegetables/fresh-vegetables/#!page=2 here you can see the price of fresh veg in india, the idea that they are pumping 40-50 cents worth of drugs in every vegetable that retails for 4-5 cents is literally retarded.

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