/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11883700]

Admit it, this would be fun as hell to get brought to your table.

[Anonymous No.11883712]

>>11883700
No, but I would accept a glass of milk served that way.

[Anonymous No.11883719]

>>11883700

[Anonymous No.11883721]

>>11883700
You need to be 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.11883724]

fun is a dumb thing to say when it comes to the horrible nutrition in this meal

[Anonymous No.11883732]

>>11883700
This is some prestigious level autism.

[Anonymous No.11884557]

Yeah, you can rest assured they clean them often, and well enough.
>dozens of greasy tonka trucks on a counter in the back waiting for all the soys to come get memefries

[Anonymous No.11884563]

>>11883700
I would be disgusted. Both at the possible lack of hygiene, and the use of a genuine Tonka for the purpose.

[Anonymous No.11884571]

>>11883700
I like the truck, but have no interest in the fried bullshit inside of it.

[Anonymous No.11884572]

>>11883700
>Bar food served in a Tonka truck
>Bistro style table linen
>Raw bar

What restaurant is this? The theme is so mixed up

[Anonymous No.11884587]

>>11883700
>three kinds of fried potato in a Tonka Truck with 4 dipping sauces
>a la carte
>Oysters

[Anonymous No.11884635]

>>11883700
if you have a toddler son whose in to trucks and its his birthday maybe.

[Anonymous No.11884641]

Imagine being the dishwasher at the restaurant and having to wash all the toy trucks... fuck that. can you even get it fully clean with all the cracks and crevices?

[Anonymous No.11884646]

I would have to think vintage Tonka has some amount of lead paint on it, especially with the majority of it being diecast metal. I wouldn't find it as something suitable for serving food from.

[Anonymous No.11884656]

>>11884641
And you'll be shouted at if you damage just one, because they're way more expensive than plates. You can't even scratch the paint, because the paint flaking from the scratch and eventual rust would poison customers.

[Anonymous No.11884658]

>...And here is your margarita, sir! Now, do you need any of our ketchup or A1 Super Soakers for your meal?

[Anonymous No.11884697]

>tots
And /ck/ makes fun of people who order tendies

[Anonymous No.11884699]

>>11884571
based autist

[Anonymous No.11884709]

>>11883700
If it rolled down a ramp to my table on one of those cat walking wallmount things.

[Anonymous No.11884718]

I take solace in the fact that all the 'instagram friendly' restaurants with crazy 'plates' close down after a year in my area. The owners are always in the news crying about how much money they lost on their investment. How about you stop trying to serve 5 french fries in an old boot for $15?

[Anonymous No.11884722]

>>11883700
>this would be fun as hell to get brought to your table.
speak for yourself soy faggot

[Anonymous No.11884728]

>>11884658
Unironically sounds like a good time (that truck not the super soaker). If you can’t have fun with that you aren’t capable of having fun.

[Anonymous No.11884741]

>>11884656
They're about the same price. Good plates are expensive.

[Anonymous No.11884761]

>>11883700
seems impractical

[Anonymous No.11884763]

>>11883700
>Mediocre food served in goofy ass tray
Die hipster scum!

[Anonymous No.11884770]

>>11884641
you can remove the beds of the trucks on the old ones

[Anonymous No.11884775]

gimme gimme chicky tendy

[Anonymous No.11884776]

>>11884741
$50 each? A restaurant with plates like that isn't pulling the same kind of custom as a restaurant using toys.

[Anonymous No.11884784]

>>11884776
You'd be surprised what even plain-looking plates from a corporate chain like Chili's or Applebee's cost.

[Autonymous No.11884793]

condescending af. i'm not a child and i don't appreciate being treated like one.

>orders tendies
grow up, child!

[Anonymous No.11885352]

>>11883719
>adults cant have fun
You're going to be so sad when you turn into an adult realize that you don't start wearing suits and tie every day and work fantasy grown up jobs like you think it is going to be like

[Anonymous No.11885360]

Go back to roddit you faggot.
Also, I like how they served the truck on top of a metal tray.
r/giveusplates

[Anonymous No.11885364]

>>11884572
probably the Tonka Truck Bistro & Bar

[Anonymous No.11885366]

>>11884658
>Turbo diesel
>doesn't actually have a diesel engine inside of it
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.11885376]

>>11884635
Yeah this, my son is 2 and he would absolutely go apeshit over fries and tendies in a tonka truck

[Anonymous No.11885392]

>>11883700
Only if they serve oysters and clam chouder instead of fries

[Anonymous No.11885401]

>>11884557
they put sheets on it :)

[Anonymous No.11885423]

>>11884718
What about LANDLORDS stop gentrification? Cancerous instagram friendly restaurants are born by high rents.

[Autonymous No.11885428]

are there glory holes in the rest room like a real truck stop?

[Anonymous No.11885430]

>>11885360
thank you for introduce me this interesting subreddit. I'll have a fun weekend!

[Anonymous No.11885536]

>>11885352
>He says, chugging his soylent and playing pokemon legpiss version

[Anonymous No.11885882]

>>11883700
>eating out of a dump truck is fun!
why is this like the restaurants way of advertising that they are inept and lack any creativity whatsoever?

[Anonymous No.11886152]

>>11884709
that's a bookshelves

[Anonymous No.11886155]

>>11883700
Is that plastic even food safe at 200 degrees Fahrenheit?

[Anonymous No.11888238]

>>11883700
For a child, maybe.

[Anonymous No.11888533]

>>11884709
so you're chilling on the couch and a stinky disgusting animal just takes a hot smelly dump 10 centimeters away from where you sit?
catfaggots are drunk and on drugs

[Anonymous No.11888582]

>>11888533
>He's never sat down for a late morning coffee and newspaper session at his custom built cat litter breakfast nook
Lmaoing at your life

[Anonymous No.11889101]

>>11885536
If that what makes him happy I don't see whats wrong, are you mad he is having fun?

[Anonymous No.11889103]

>>11883700
The server better fucking make engine sounds when coming to the table.

[Anonymous No.11889125]

>>11886155
Tonka trucks aren’t plastic

[Anonymous No.11890177]

>>11889125
maybe not in the 90s

[Anonymous No.11890557]

>>11883700
no not really

[Anonymous No.11891874]

>>11889101
When you let grown adults romanticize childhood and act like children, they never grow up and eventually you end up with the "feels over reals" PC outrage culture we have today. When mommy and daddy aren't around anymore they invite big government to take over the role and demand we all give up our rights so they can keep shitting in diapers and playing make believe

[Anonymous No.11891878]

>>11883700
THANK YOU MOM

[Anonymous No.11892175]

>>11885364
>His town doesn't have a Tonka Truck Bistro & Bar.
The plight of flyovers never ceases to both fascinate and appall me.

[Anonymous No.11892186]

>>11884641
truck that*
ftfy

[Anonymous No.11892192]

>>11883700
Ya, I'm not paying for this.

[Anonymous No.11892198]

>>11888533
>not having a covered litterbox next to the toilet so you and your cat can take a dump together

[Anonymous No.11892276]

>>11885352
Having fun =/= acting like a child

[Anonymous No.11893056]

>>11885352
>Having fun is eating fries and tator tots out of a tonka truck
Cringe

[Anonymous No.11893103]

>>11890177
Why would you get your kid a Tonka that was made out of plastic? Might as well go for the cheap ripoffs at that point.

[Anonymous No.11893688]

>>11892186
baste

[Anonymous No.11894222]

>>11889125

[Anonymous No.11895400]

>>11894222
Mate, a plastic truck might have a Tonka Truck logo but it don't got a Tonka soul.

[Anonymous No.11895492]

>>11891874
Damn yo, I didn't know that by drinking shitty milk im literally putting hitler in power.

[Anonymous No.11895498]

>>11883712
>All meals will be served on plates
As opposed to what?

[Anonymous No.11895655]

>>11884709
>Letting your cat jump on things

[Anonymous No.11895660]

>>11888533
The fuck are you doing letting your cat shit in the house?

[Anonymous No.11895732]

>>11895498
Did you read the original post?

[Anonymous No.11896447]

>>11895498

[Anonymous No.11896451]

>>11896447

[Anonymous No.11896452]

>>11895655
>>11895660
>having a cat at all

[Anonymous No.11896454]

>>11896451

[Anonymous No.11896457]

>>11896452
basically necessary if you live in the country
if you dont have a few cats you end up with thousands of mice.

[Anonymous No.11896460]

>>11896457

[Anonymous No.11896462]

>>11896460

[Anonymous No.11897079]

>>11884587
Whats wrong with oysters

[Anonymous No.11897126]

>>11895498
Pan, nice and hot.

[Anonymous No.11897263]

>>11883700
I'd worry that the cooks thought I was some truck-obsessed literal autist who only eats fried potatoes and ranch out of his favorite truck.

[Anonymous No.11897298]

>>11896447

[Anonymous No.11897316]

>>11897126
this has to be a joke
the broom is used ffs
andmi'm pretty sure there's a hair in the sandwich

[Anonymous No.11897409]

>>11884658
>mix
>UNLOAD

[Anonymous No.11897695]

>>11883700
memes and freezer bag fried garbage aside it's an interesting place setting. I always enjoyed heavy machinery to an almost autistic level but still your dining wear shouldn't demand more attention than the food.

[Anonymous No.11897711]

>>11896457
cats are absolutely horrible at controlling rodent populations. You're better off with minks or ferrets since they can actually get into their nests. Even then you'd use a dog for waiting outside and chasing down the escaped ones. You can't discipline a cat for that sort of thing they get bored too easy. Alternatively you could use the peanut butter roller method and catch like 20-30 every night with no animals to feed or attention required besides rebaiting the traps

[Anonymous No.11897763]

>>11884635
>son
bruh, my 2 year old daughter would go nuts over "my tuck my fies!"

[Anonymous No.11897775]

>>11897763
Trucks are for boys.

[Anonymous No.11897795]

>this whole thread

[Anonymous No.11897810]

>>11897711
I've had mice in 3 separate houses. I got a cat after the last infestation and haven't had a problem since.

Prior to the cat I set sticky traps, snap traps, and cage traps everywhere I found poop. I never once caught a mouse.

[Anonymous No.11897848]

>>11896447
soggy af fries