/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11883192]

>I slowly pull her buns apart revealing her tender meat patty and delicate lettuce leaf
>A small bit of white sauce dribbles out from the gaping crevasse
>She giggles "Jamal put an extra shot in there just for you"
>I press my face into her warmth, eagerly licking up every last bit of Jamal's precious gift
>My tongue inches deeper, eventually finding the lettuce leaf treasure inside.
>She moans in ecstacy as I work her lettuce with small, circular strokes.
>She presses her buns back together, forcing me out
>"ok, you've had enough"
>"we need to leave some in there so that I can get pregnant"
>I whine and hit at my chastity piece with my fists. Eventually, I accept my fate and slink off, back to my shed in the back yard.

[Anonymous No.11884171]

N-Nani?

[Anonymous No.11884178]

>>11883192
excuse me this is a christian board

[Anonymous No.11884180]

mcdonalds gave my whole family e. coli

[Anonymous No.11884181]

>>11883192

[Anonymous No.11884185]

>>11883192

[Anonymous No.11884191]

>>11883192
>>I whine and hit at my chastity piece with my fists.
Imagine even trying to pretend within the confines of a sexual fantasy that you, a grown ass man, can't overcome a shitty little TSA lock.

[Anonymous No.11884204]

>>11883192
my fucking waifu right here. we got one for a single cheeseburger too?

[Anonymous No.11884216]

>>11884180
why didnt you sue? companies like mcdonalds settle as fast as possible for any reasonable amount for shit like this. You literally cant defend giving someone ecoli unless you were like "hey man, this lettuce got ecoli in it... dont eat it bro" and you ate it anyways - and i doubt that was the case.

[Anonymous No.11884243]

>>11884216
God, imagine being you