Uber Eats was a mistake

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Anonymous Sat Feb 9 07:34:35 2019 No.11882166 [Reply] [Original]

Uber Eats was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 07:39:12 2019 No.11882180 >>11882166 What the hell happened?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 07:41:03 2019 No.11882183 >>11882180 Part and parcel, friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 07:46:26 2019 No.11882208 >Can't even be bothered to pick up fast food himself You deserved it Anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 07:47:59 2019 No.11882216 >>11882166 Humanity was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 07:53:35 2019 No.11882227 >>11882208 yes i'm the first person to ever get pizza delivered

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 07:53:53 2019 No.11882228

>>11882180
The driver slammed on the brakes at some point during the journey and the pizza box flew off the passenger seat onto the floor. The force of this combined with the grease caused all the toppings and cheese to move to one side.
Used to be a pizza delivery driver, I've done a few of these.
Best thing to do is deliver it like nothing is wrong, pray they don't open the box, collect tip, and then drive away cackling like a mad man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 07:56:49 2019 No.11882239 >>11882227 I hadn't even looked at your picture; was just making fun of Uber eats. The point still stands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 08:13:02 2019 No.11882293 >>11882228 They never called and made you go back?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 08:16:19 2019 No.11882299 >>11882293 Go back for what? Everything they ordered is in the box.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 08:19:07 2019 No.11882305 >>11882299 They never called the pizza place you worked at to complain about tiger fucked pizza and request a new one? I used to work at a pizza joint and people did it all the time. I was t a driver tho.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 08:26:03 2019 No.11882320

>>11882305
Not him, but if a pizza place did this to me there would be no need to call and complain. I just never order from.them ever again. Even if you do call you're going to talk to some loser manager who won't give a shit. This is why I haven't been back to little caesars in over 3 years. They baked a utility napkin into my pizza and when I called to complain the manager got pissed and said "what do you want me to do about it?". Fuck little caesars.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 08:29:19 2019 No.11882327

>>11882320
Little Seizure's doesn't deliver though, so you'd have to go back with the pizza and demand a replacement.
Just a few weeks ago I ordered a pizza from Marco's and one of the topping was missing along with the garlic cup I had ordered.
I called, explained the situation and they promptly delivered me a new correct 'za with the garlic cup. Ended up with two pizzas, based Marco's customer service.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 08:30:28 2019 No.11882331 >>11882320 ooh no! you arent going to place your teeny tiny little shit order ever again? gosh, I pray that the business will survive... I’m sure they are very sad you no longer order from them

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 08:30:41 2019 No.11882333

>>11882320
That’s shitty. Our place was pretty cool about it even though there are always dickheads who always complain no matter what to try to get free shit. But as long as you were cool we had no problem sending another one out or at least giving out a credit for a free pizza for the next time since usually people didn’t want to wait.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 08:32:19 2019 No.11882339 >>11882305 If they did call the owner was pretty based he'd just tell them to fuck off and then we'd have a laugh about it when I got back.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 08:36:14 2019 No.11882345

>>11882327
They wouldn't even give me a replacement if I came back that's why I was so pissed.
>>11882331
Your the type of person that thinks voting doesn't matter too, don't you? I'm not the only person that doesn't go there anymore retard
>>11882333
This particular little caesars is really shitty. Their pricing is higher than all the other stores, the employees behaved liked they were being tortured, it was a lot like going to a Subway. Exact same disappointment.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 08:38:29 2019 No.11882350

>>11882345
Why are you so entitled?
You think throwing around some pocket change means you should get treated like a king.
Just take your shitty pizza and fuck off. No one cares about your satisfaction or whatever. We're all just staring at the clock waiting until we can leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 08:42:29 2019 No.11882361 >>11882299 jesus fucking christ

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 08:50:37 2019 No.11882386 >>11882350 Not that guy but getting something you pay for is a reasonable expectation. Like an edible pizza for example.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 08:55:13 2019 No.11882413 >>11882386 He got a free napkin that he didn't pay for. He should be grateful. That's additional fiber.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:02:33 2019 No.11882447

>>11882228
Wait, people use their cars to deliver UberEats/Glovo? Don't they like, pay out peanuts? Can you even make money after you deduct your car's expenses?
Around here, UberEats/Glovo is a small box you strap to your back as you thunder through traffic on your bicycle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:04:05 2019 No.11882452 >>11882447 Where do you live?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:06:42 2019 No.11882457 >>11882350 >We're all just staring at the clock waiting until we can leave. Believe me, I'm very aware of that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:07:50 2019 No.11882463 >>11882452 The depths of Eastern Europe.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:10:54 2019 No.11882471

>>11882463
Oh. Well depending on where you live in the US riding a bike around isn’t very practical. The auto industry/suburbs made it so were pretty dependent on cars unless you live in certain big metro areas. I haven’t driven for them myself but yeah, what I understand is they don’t pay much.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:13:47 2019 No.11882481

>>11882331
>business tower had a nice restaurant downstairs
>daily soups and bread for cheap
>their rent contract wasn't renewed cause the company owning the building went full 'we need class and you don't belong there'
>new restaurant, double the price for less shit
>order a few times but eat a lot less cause quality/price
>seemingly everyone thought so
>2 months in; discounts on prepaid coffee stamp cards
>employees doing jack shit and being rude
>4 months in; visiting offices in the building telling people they had opened
>8 months in the go out of business and close
>new restaurant, same mistakes
>2 months in, see discount flyers in the elevators

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:22:11 2019 No.11882508 >>11882166 what a fucking disaster

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:22:56 2019 No.11882511 >>11882481 I love watching shitty restaurants go under.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:25:14 2019 No.11882520 >>11882305 >tiger fucked pizza Thought that was a Peter Parker pun at first. It was a reach, but I would have appreciated it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:26:30 2019 No.11882526 >>11882350 Customer service is part of the tucking job dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:27:11 2019 No.11882529 >>11882471 Yeah, which is why I'm suprised people drive for them. Once you subtract fuel and general car maintenance, you aren't left with much in the way of money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:33:43 2019 No.11882562 >>11882526 I got some customer service for ya.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:49:25 2019 No.11882598

>>11882166
I use grubhub. But I only pick up the food myself to save time from going in and ordering it to just walking in and picking it up. I don't trust strangers who don't work for the restaurant to deliver food to me. Before Philip Solo's youtube channel took off he had a video where he showed himself eating people food that he was delivering food to through uber eats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:52:51 2019 No.11882605 >>11882350 Why be disgruntled about the service younare paid to provide? Sad!

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:53:59 2019 No.11882606

>>11882463
Well that explains it. I won't talk shit on my country very often, but the car revolution transformed north America way more than it did anywhere else. It's a car dominated landscape and it's not often very realistic to get around town on a bike.

>t. Landscape architect and planner who spend half his job trying to fix that.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:58:07 2019 No.11882617

>>11882166
>Be autist door dash driver
>Deliver McDonalds
>Ice cream machine was down and you couldn't get the McFlurry
>Get bullied into giving the customer 4 dollars for the McFlurry
>Customer posts video on instagram accusing you of being a racist because your hands started shaking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWfa_yBxUY0

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 10:00:12 2019 No.11882624 >>11882617 Can't imagine ever being a Uber eats driver or anything related. Would rather be a janitor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 10:00:35 2019 No.11882627 >>11882617 lol they basically just robbed his ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 10:04:34 2019 No.11882638 >>11882605 I am paid the bare minimum so I provide the bare minimum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 10:10:01 2019 No.11882660 File: 2.00 MB, 480x360, Extreme Pizza Delivery.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11882166

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 10:18:38 2019 No.11882688 >>11882638 Which is why you will be replaced with robots and nobody will feel bad for you

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 10:31:31 2019 No.11882740

>>11882166
>call the place
>be nice about it, don't be a raging boomer
>explain how your pizza got messed up and asked if you can get a replacement
I've done this many times when this has happened and as long as you aren't a dick while talking to them, they'll be fine with it

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 10:46:14 2019 No.11882789

>>11882740
This works as long as the restaurant cares bout making good food and customers happy. If they don't care, you should immediately stop going there. I had an order missing one dish in a takeout and the manager delivered it to us and gave us some free desserts. I don't even eat out as much anymore but where I do I'll suggest this place

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 11:25:30 2019 No.11882916 >>11882471 stop blaming the auto industry on our dependence on cars. the US is a big place. if every faggot(you) lived 20 feet from a city we would be a very empty place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 11:28:02 2019 No.11882926 >>11882916 WEhave really bad public transit compared to a lot of the world and it’s not by accident.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 11:29:23 2019 No.11882929 >>11882789 This. I think the problem is I'm not rude enough to these stupid zoomers. Being polite gets you nowhere, but that is because the people working there don't care. Not giving them your business is the best answer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 11:41:35 2019 No.11882974 >>11882627 Every nog in the USA is at least a $1 million liability plus the $5 million the family gets when they get gunned down by cops

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 11:47:06 2019 No.11882991

I don't order pizza from Uber Eats as restaurants usually have their own delivery.

Also, this seems more a mistake on the driver. Contact the Help on Uber Eats and they'll more than likely give you a full refund. I've done it a couple times and I've never had an issue with them refunding me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 11:49:25 2019 No.11882998 >>11882926 You're right. It's not by accident, it's by geography.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 11:52:17 2019 No.11883005 >>11882447 >Wait, people use their cars to deliver UberEats/Glovo? Of course, that's how it works. >>11882447 >Can you even make money after you deduct your car's expenses? Typically not, unless you drive all day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 11:53:23 2019 No.11883010 >>11882350 >why are you so entitled That’s you bud

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 12:27:33 2019 No.11883149 File: 1.94 MB, 400x234, huahhuahhuah.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11882166 This board has lost it's making fun of me for ordering just cheese privileges.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 12:31:49 2019 No.11883172 >>11883149 No you still deserve scorn

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 13:26:34 2019 No.11883454 >>11882688 >Which is why you will be replaced with robots and nobody will feel bad for you You'll feel plenty bad when I have nothing left to lose and take to the streets. Keep pushing us down. Your time is coming.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 13:34:09 2019 No.11883485 >>11882166 Jesus christ stop bitching about it, give the driver a bad review and don't tip him. You can adjust your shit

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 13:34:30 2019 No.11883487
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>>11883454
>You'll feel plenty bad when I have nothing left to lose and take to the streets. Keep pushing us down. Your time is coming.
I know this is bait shitposting but I wish it was real.

>>	OP is a faggot Sat Feb 9 13:35:26 2019 No.11883495 >>11882166 >something bad happens one time means something bad happens every time

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 13:39:24 2019 No.11883511 >>11883495 found the uber eats driver

>>	OP is a faggot Sat Feb 9 13:40:25 2019 No.11883514 >>11883511 Found the retarded faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 13:43:09 2019 No.11883527 >>11883514 >doesn't deny it how much do you make in a day driving for uber eats?

>>	OP is a faggot Sat Feb 9 13:45:13 2019 No.11883538 >>11883527 You didn't deny being a faggot. How many dicks do you suck in a day?

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 13:46:48 2019 No.11883543

>>11883495
I’m not OP and Idont think uber eats is necessarily bad but I personally do feel uncomfortable about slipping further everyday into this 24/7 gig economy hellhole where everyone is hustling constantly just to make ends meet with competition for increasingly automated menial work and benefits of any kind a thing of the past in a so called first world country.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 13:46:53 2019 No.11883544 >>11883538 Why are you getting so defensive over an Uber Eats fuck up my dude?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 13:47:19 2019 No.11883545 >>11883538 I asked first

>>	OP is a faggot Sat Feb 9 13:48:20 2019 No.11883550 >>11883543 This reads like you're whinning because you have no marketable skills.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 13:48:50 2019 No.11883552 >>11883550 Missing the point

>>	OP is a faggot Sat Feb 9 13:49:23 2019 No.11883556 >>11883544 I'm not. Learn to read.

>>	OP is a faggot Sat Feb 9 13:50:23 2019 No.11883559 >>11883552 The only point you have is the one atop your head

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 13:50:32 2019 No.11883560 File: 2.59 MB, 200x150, paul bearer.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11883550 >This reads like you're whinning because you have no marketable skills. says the uber eats driver...

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 13:52:43 2019 No.11883570

>>11882320
>>11882305
I would expect smaller pizza places to care more, to keep customers, since so many local places are dying off. I work at a dominos and we send out shit every time a customer thinks something's a little off, it's less work than arguing with them forever. Also the food is so cheap I don't think it's such a big deal

>>	OP is a faggot Sat Feb 9 13:53:17 2019 No.11883572 >>11883545 Since you asked... I program and operate 2 CNC routers for an architectural millwork company. I've never delivered food for a living. Your turn. After the black guy cums in your mouth, do you spit or swallow?

>>	OP is a faggot Sat Feb 9 13:54:19 2019 No.11883576 >>11883560 Yep. (You) said that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:00:37 2019 No.11883602 >>11883572 I have not sucked any dicks yet in my life. If the right trannie comes alone we'll see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:01:50 2019 No.11883608 >>11883543 People graduate college with no skill fuck them most people are garbage. Just get a fucking full-time job at the TSA you retard mongoloid you drive people or food around you retard you deserve peanuts out down the bong and do something

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:02:45 2019 No.11883612 so who is actually responsible for that? the can't deliver you a damaged product which you paid for

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:03:50 2019 No.11883620 >>11883612 You underestimate the level of "give a shit" that most businesses have these days. Most likely he will be out his money and pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:04:23 2019 No.11883623 >>11883608 I'll have you know that i graduated at the top of my class in gay african women's art appreciation

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:05:49 2019 No.11883632 >>11883623 I graduated with a degree in accounting and learned to hate accounting as I was graduating. I'm a janitor now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:06:15 2019 No.11883634 >>11883556 You are, learn to shitpost.

>>	OP is a faggot Sat Feb 9 14:08:17 2019 No.11883648 >>11883634 I have been shitposting. Learn to read.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:16:29 2019 No.11883674 >>11883572 >I program and operate 2 CNC routers >I type in a few commands to a machine with an interface that looks like something out of a 1980s hacker movie.

>>	OP is a faggot Sat Feb 9 14:18:38 2019 No.11883681 >>11883674 Nope, dope. Try again. One machine does run off windows XP, tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:21:00 2019 No.11883694 >>11883681 Y'all fags don't even sieg kx3.

>>	OP is a faggot Sat Feb 9 14:23:25 2019 No.11883703 File: 3.32 MB, 4032x3024, 20181207_134120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11883694 Close enough

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:25:20 2019 No.11883715 >>11883703 You know you're working in an extremely technically challenging role when you have an arrow telling you which way is left.

>>	OP is a faggot Sat Feb 9 14:26:48 2019 No.11883720 >>11883715 Ok?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:27:32 2019 No.11883726 File: 3.50 MB, 2160x3352, 20190209_192500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11882166 Had the same thing happen twice with deliveroo, got a refund both times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:30:10 2019 No.11883738 >>11883720 What was the interview like? >Thanks for coming in son. Can you tie your shoelaces, Anon? >Yes Sir. >Can you tell left from right, Anon? >Yes Sir. >Welcome to CNC MillCo Mr Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:31:59 2019 No.11883745 >>11883602 Carla Brasil does meet and greets

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:32:22 2019 No.11883747 >>11883726 Tbh the ‘za seems like it looked like shit to begin with. How does that happen?

OP is a faggot Sat Feb 9 14:36:41 2019 No.11883764

>>11883738
>draw in autocad using X,Y coordinates
>mini CNC's orientation is rotated 90 degrees.
>mini CNC's interface uses 'left, right' as opposed to X,Y
>me being dyslexic, i marked the machine for homing
What symbol would you use to inducate 'left'?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:38:55 2019 No.11883772 >>11882166 why do people find it so hard to just put the toppings on themselves? Its not like you didnt get everything you ordered, soy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:40:35 2019 No.11883782 >>11883772 Well I’m pretty sure he ordered a non fucked up pizza and didn’t get one so you’re wrong.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:54:33 2019 No.11883835

>>11882998
based retard

youre telling me that the geography of any of the top 10 US cities would be detrimental to public transit? if Chicago can do it, then any flat featureless city (Dallas/Houston etc) can do it. it literally doesn't happen because of car industry lobbying and jewish suburb tract developers. this suburbia crap isnt sustainable though, especially with all the beaners flooding in. suburbia will collapse in at least 75% of cities by 2050.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 14:58:49 2019 No.11883853

>>11883782
doubt the checkout screen said
>(1 x not-fucked up pizza based on your definition)
more likely, it said 1 x y-sized pizza with z-toppings. which is what it looks like OP got. if you dont like it, pause your anime and get off your bloated ass to pick it up yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:00:09 2019 No.11883860 >>11883835 > it literally doesn't happen because of car industry lobbying Is that what the Jewish commedians told you?

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:04:04 2019 No.11883873

>>11883835
this. we wont be scared of the inner-city, but rather the outer city as sfh prices fall due to rising gas prices/poor build quality/poor location etc. and niggers and spics start pouring in.

with business relocation trends theres literally no good reason to live anywhere but in a dense city proper or out in the country. any early zoomer thinking about buying a suburban vinyl shack "to raise" a family" should really consider future consequences before pulling the trigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:04:33 2019 No.11883879 >>11883853 No because when you order food its a given it won’t come predigested. It’s just a pizza, not really a huge deal. but jfc why are you defending some stranger who managed to fuck up delivering a pizza?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:05:31 2019 No.11883886 >>11883860 not comedians. real estate developers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:06:45 2019 No.11883893 >>11882299 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:07:58 2019 No.11883898 >>11883879 >its a given it will look pretty i dont know what app/website youre ordering from, but none of the ones ive ever ordered from explicitly stated that OP got exactly what he ordered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:09:01 2019 No.11883904 >>11883860 you still didnt respond to my refuting your geography "argument"

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:10:45 2019 No.11883913 >>11883879 why are you defending a retard who was too lazy to pick up in person or at least check the contents of the box before the delivery person left? its common fucking sense to look at a delivered order before you pay for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:11:17 2019 No.11883914 >>11882974 This

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:11:49 2019 No.11883917 File: 2.54 MB, 2448x3264, CA6F452B-1E37-4C8C-9D20-0B51E0620C27.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11883898 I guess your parents kept you even though you came out retardedso maybe you have a point.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:13:55 2019 No.11883925

>>11882166
why isnt anyone pointing out the fact that this pizza was made so poorly that the ingredients slid all the way across the pizza so easily? Unless the driver was holding the pizza box at a ninety degree angle for over a minute, no quality pizza would end up this way...

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:15:09 2019 No.11883929 >>11883747 Carried sideways or dropped on its end by the looks of it

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:15:50 2019 No.11883934 >>11882208 this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:15:56 2019 No.11883935 >>11883917 >"oh shit im too stupid to reply in a non-retarded way!1!! better call anon a retard!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:17:53 2019 No.11883949 >>11883917 who actually saves a picture like this to their hard drive? do you masturbate to pictures of men in a bathroom? what is this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:20:10 2019 No.11883957 >>11883949 must be some really abstract fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:21:36 2019 No.11883963 Uber eats/DoorDash/Postmates driver here I would not trust a random UE driver with my food. Plus many don't even carry hot bags to keep the food warm.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:30:26 2019 No.11884006

>>11883935
Dude is literally saying that you had it coming to you if you get a fucked up pizza because it didn’t specifically say on the menu it wouldn’t come fucked up. That’s fucking stupid. There is no intelligent response to that. We’re at a an impasse.

>>11883949
It’s a bar in my city tiled in pictures of Ryan gosling. Drunk thots regularly kiss the inside of a bars bathroom there. Pic is unrelated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:33:49 2019 No.11884020 I literally only order hot wings from a place that’s maybe a 7 min drive away. There’s only so much damage you can do to wings when it’s in such a short drive and in a box.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 15:35:58 2019 No.11884028 >>11884006 so you have a fetish of girls slobbering on walls? do you lick the walls when theyre finished? what the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 16:21:09 2019 No.11884268 >>11883913 You pay for UberEats in advance. And pickup is overrated. I'm normally only ordering in if I'm too drunk to drive anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 22:39:51 2019 No.11885841 >>11883454 you're too fat to take to the streets, though I wish you'd do it

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 22:41:31 2019 No.11885845 >>11884028 >He doesn't know what females do to doorknobs when he's not looking. I bet you don't even know females enjoy smushing their face into bread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 22:53:41 2019 No.11885870 >>11883454 Oh no it's the cultural revolution of the pizza boys. Lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 22:55:49 2019 No.11885873 File: 2.98 MB, 1280x720, uber.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >falling for the Uber meme

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 22:57:14 2019 No.11885877 >>11885873 ...Source?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:01:44 2019 No.11885886 File: 88 KB, 500x500, 95270D14-44EC-4213-873D-BAC06B5ABE53.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11882299 xD

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:06:51 2019 No.11885896 File: 117 KB, 1280x1275, 89EC0E63-5EB9-4FC1-B771-25A5D86D5183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11882386 >>11882457 >>11882526 >>11882605 >>11883010 >t. bootlickers

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:13:55 2019 No.11885917 >>11885873 I want to see rape now

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:18:16 2019 No.11885933

>>11885873
just imagine these otherwise unemployable jackoffs handling your food with the same respect this slutty zoomer roastie is getting
if you're LUCKY your pizza will arrive visibly adultered like OP's pizza, if you aren't you don't know how many farts and loogies have been sprayed across your mac and fries.

this gay "share economy" can't collapse soon enough

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>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:19:27 2019 No.11885938 >>11885896 I bet you litter too you anarchist badass!

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:21:39 2019 No.11885947

>>11885933
Slobs delivering food has been around for ever. Fucking illiterate illegals manage to do it. I’ve never used ubereats/post mates/door dash etc but I find it hard to believe it really causes lots of problems.

>>11885896
>T. Edgy teenaged faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:25:02 2019 No.11885959 >>11885934 lucky

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:26:21 2019 No.11885963 >>11885934 What is this called?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:27:45 2019 No.11885969 >>11885963 Leftovers

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:31:08 2019 No.11885979 >>11885963 The American breakfast

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:34:07 2019 No.11885993
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trust me, this can happen anywhere. i regularly order from a place that has good pizza, i also mostly know the drivers who bring my food. once an unknown woman delivered pic relates though, i have no fucking idea hiw ir what she did this wrong for my food to end up like this. anyhow, i called them and they offered to me a free pizza.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:35:05 2019 No.11885996
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>>11883925
>Unless the driver was holding the pizza box at a ninety degree angle for over a minute, no quality pizza would end up this way...
it was probably placed upright in this box

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:37:37 2019 No.11886003 File: 81 KB, 634x845, 125DFBE8-D229-4C9E-81A1-C536A40F2DE0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11885996 >here’s your order bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:40:41 2019 No.11886015 >>11885993 >and they offered to me a free pizza. it's not free, you paid for it unless you ate this shit heap too then you get your free pizza but then you're also a subhuman animal

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:41:33 2019 No.11886018 >>11882638 >make 15/hr minimum wage >wahhh I'm still paid the bare minimum lol guess I dont have to give a fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:43:23 2019 No.11886023 >>11885963 crunchy socks

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:43:49 2019 No.11886024 >>11882299 top kek based

>>	OP is a faggot Sun Feb 10 04:41:50 2019 No.11886788 >>11883764 Holy shit you can have names on 4channel this is so cool you guys I always thought this was some kind of anonymous board where your identity didn't matter but look now we can have NAMES!!!

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 06:07:16 2019 No.11886961
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>>11883949
hey, leave that guy be!!!

he can save whatever the hell he wants!!!

my frogbros from r/pepe would like a word with you!

why can’t we all be frens?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 06:27:14 2019 No.11887003 >>11885877 Uber India

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 06:29:33 2019 No.11887008 File: 19 KB, 590x350, suffer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11883917 This is the face I make when I do a poo in that can.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 06:36:22 2019 No.11887017 >>11886015 >unless you ate this shit heap too then you get your free pizza but then you're also a subhuman animal Why the fuck wouldn't you? It's perfectly edible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 08:32:57 2019 No.11887219 File: 149 KB, 359x393, 1543991474280.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11886015 >unless you ate this shit heap too you are a degenerate if you waste food just because it doesn't plwase your autism.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 08:40:14 2019 No.11887228 >>11882166 I don't think Uber Eats is the problem here, OP. That pizza looks like it's been sitting out for a few days.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 08:52:54 2019 No.11887255 >>11882228 What cheese are you noticing there? It looks like fucking french fries and few strands of mozzarella.

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 09:18:57 2019 No.11887329

>>11883835
People don't live in cities because they don't want to live near brown people.
Suburbia is going to collapse, you're right, but it's because the functional (as a group) part of our economy is going to abandon it because the dysfunctional (as a group) brown people follow whites wherever they go, like a swarm of locusts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 09:39:00 2019 No.11887396 >>11885963 Chinese munchy box.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 09:41:56 2019 No.11887401 >>11882228 >fuck persons pizza up >think you deserve a tip

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 09:53:20 2019 No.11887424

>>11882606
>>11882916

Fuck these guys and their reddit opinions - they deny the obvious fact that we are a gigantic country compared to most euro countries and in their professor's circle jerks we should all condense into metros or cities where you could strap your ass onto a bike with a vibrating dildo and no-peddle your way through a resistance free hillscape full of refugee shops

Cars are cool, the autonomy they provide makes us explorers should we choose and zoomers are gay for not wanting to drive

>>	Ur a gay Sun Feb 10 09:57:12 2019 No.11887434 >>11886788 You have to buy a 4chin pass in order to post with a name

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 09:59:21 2019 No.11887438

>>11887424
Not to mention the fact that cities are pretty much obsolete now. They made sense when people had no choice but to congregate to make work more efficient, but thanks to automation we don't need factories with huge numbers of laborers, and thanks to the internet we no longer need business people to be physically present in an office.

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 10:12:28 2019 No.11887459

>>11887438
I agree. I recently went to Chicago which is a MASSIVE shit hole. I have no idea why people choose to live in a place covered in literal garbage with no natural beauty left. What's the point? The "convenience" of being able to uber to 5 different Starbucks in a 2 mile radius? I am surprised at how many people don't acknowledge this. Cities should be abandoned yet people always complain about high rent, as if they are willing to live in a tiny place over a much more accommodating parse of land somewhere else and a vehicle to get supplies/meet friends

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 10:12:35 2019 No.11887460

>>11887424
No one is denying the fact that’s the US is fundamentally different geographically than small Europeans countries. That’s obvious and was just strawmanned bun someone in thread.

Just continue to miss the point and spout words like reddit if that’s fun for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 10:17:35 2019 No.11887479 >>11887459 >What's the point? Inertia. for some reason most people can't or won't change their circumstances.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 10:24:13 2019 No.11887493 >>11882228 >2019 >still tipping

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 10:31:59 2019 No.11887508 File: 95 KB, 1000x794, 1548451814860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11882166 >using money on a meme

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 10:39:54 2019 No.11887537 >>11885873 This is obviously porn, do you really think an Uber driver makes enough money to afford a go-pro helmet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 14:59:35 2019 No.11888595 >>11882166 >pay people shit wages >they do a shit job and don't care about their work woah how could this happen

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 15:08:19 2019 No.11888630 >>11887219 >plwase

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 15:16:51 2019 No.11888661 >>11882299 >>11882339 >>11882228 Role-playing. you've never delivered pizza's

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 15:18:36 2019 No.11888665

>>11882228
>>11882339
that is truly 'based' in the ancient sense meaning lowly or pathetic, 'base matter' meaning low quality. that's like getting your iPhone delivered but the screen is shattered from delivery, then calling to apple and complainging but them saying 'everything you ordered is in the box'. You would lose business so fast. you disgust me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 15:31:57 2019 No.11888696 >order cheesey bread from Dominos online >get jalapeno cheese bread >wtf this isn't what I wanted >think I probably misclicked while placing order rather than Dominos fucking up >pick off jalapenos and eat with ranch to cover up jalapeno taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 16:27:01 2019 No.11888939 >>11882327 >Little Seizure's doesn't deliver though, fun fact: they briefly did. around 1995. it was a short lived test. i still have the t-shirt that says "delivery delivery" from when i worked there. bit of a rare item.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 16:30:22 2019 No.11888948 >>11882299 Maximum jej right here

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 17:26:00 2019 No.11889155 >>11882299 absolute fucking chad right there

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 17:48:37 2019 No.11889252 File: 1.12 MB, 4032x3024, 1549662581444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11882299 Kek. Heres some sex feet for you troubles

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 17:48:49 2019 No.11889253 >>11883454 You won't be alone

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:45:40 2019 No.11889518 >>11882350 You're the guy who thinks he deserves money for doing nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:46:53 2019 No.11889523 >>11882228 just smush the toppings around with your bare fingers and deliver as normal

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:49:04 2019 No.11889534 >>11885873 why would a girl this pretty do low budget porn?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:49:07 2019 No.11889535 >>11882447 I've had DoorDash deliver by bike before. I think it's driver preference and there must be good reasons why delivery app drivers would bike where you are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:03:02 2019 No.11889582 File: 687 KB, 2320x1639, IMG_20190205_194130__01-2320x1639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My last uber eats was fucking great. Beef ribs, chips and corn bread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:09:26 2019 No.11889612 >>11885873 Who just gets in the front seat of a car that you're paying to drive you somewhere?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:09:47 2019 No.11889614 >>11887017 Not him but you don't know what happened to it or where it might have been.

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:19:03 2019 No.11889670

This reminds me of this time I was riding the city bus at like 7 am in the morning one day. This old dude hoped on the bus with 2 extra large Papa John's pizzas for some reason despite Papa John's not being open since the night before. Of course the driver ended up slamming on the brakes and the cold pizza went flying forward it was gross.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:19:37 2019 No.11889672 >>11882350 >Why do you expect a product that you've paid for to be as advertised?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:21:16 2019 No.11889680 >>11883835 DC has good public transit desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:27:37 2019 No.11889705 >>11882638 >I provide the bare minimum >Delivers wrong/defective product You can't even manage to provide the minimum

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:32:11 2019 No.11889723 File: 137 KB, 474x612, 1548787389971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11883454 >Can't even do the easiest of jobs >Thinks he's gunna take a the streets El oh el

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:33:39 2019 No.11889733 >>11883538 Lol imagine actually being an Uber driver. Just imagine it....

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:35:24 2019 No.11889750 File: 2.71 MB, 2736x3648, IMG_20190207_192803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11882166 I feel you, OP. My delivery even came half an hour late... Never order there again

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:40:23 2019 No.11889776 >>11883898 Oh they advertise their pizzas as a fucked up glob, do they? I've never seen any of these ads. Could you be so kind to show me which pizza place sells these pizzas? Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:49:43 2019 No.11889831 >>11889534 Eastern european?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 20:20:04 2019 No.11889923 damn I thought I had it bad when my carl's jr wasn't that hot last night when the restaurant is less than a mile away from my house. I already decided not to use them anymore unless it was last resort but this is IT!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 20:23:43 2019 No.11889936 >>11882299 There are times when you can just tell what kind of person someone is by a few sentences.

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 20:32:50 2019 No.11889969

>using uber eats
>thinking the delivery guy won't eat some of your food on the way to your house
Lmao you lazy fuckers deserve to have your food eaten/destroyed by some random guy who isn't an actual delivery boy employed by a restaurant that has their own delivery service.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 20:39:10 2019 No.11889995 Who here /doordash/&Grubhub

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 21:13:01 2019 No.11890133 >>11882180 He trusted some shitty middleman service to pick up his food instead of making the pizza place use their own actually hired employees to make the run

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 01:50:37 2019 No.11891191 >>11889995 Doordash here. Do it in the summer and winter break when I'm home from school, along with another cozy $12/hr job. Unironically make a fuck ton of money especially for not having responsibilities I have to pay for yet

Anonymous Mon Feb 11 01:55:43 2019 No.11891206

>>11889995
>>11891191
Should also add that I meet lots of qt waitresses especially when waiting for food. The mires and numbers I've gotten for just striking up casual conversation while I'm waiting for some hambeast's giga order are unmatched. I always recommend that people my age should just try it out despite looking like a pyramid scheme. It's easy money and more fun than you'd expect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 01:56:25 2019 No.11891208 >>11889969 >Projection the post

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 01:57:27 2019 No.11891209 File: 63 KB, 355x440, EADCA8FD-9ED2-4FC2-B860-0E33C314CC66.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11891206 K pal

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 02:02:19 2019 No.11891214 >>11891209 Remember you're shitposting on /ck/. I only stopped by because /ck/ opens by default on my phone and this thread caught my attention before heading over to /fit/

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 02:11:41 2019 No.11891235 >>11882331 >wasting your time to write this comment

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 02:13:46 2019 No.11891242 File: 27 KB, 361x426, 1548843806546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11882299

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 02:15:41 2019 No.11891247 >>11889705 KEK. BTFO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 13:11:37 2019 No.11892839 >>11885873 >>11885877 I fucking love lolitastar. Best pornhub girl.

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