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Hello /ck/. I will be moving out and living alone soon. I wanted to ask you if there are easy methods to consume regular chicken eggs without having to use live fire or washing dishes afterwards. I will have access to a microwave. Thanks!

>> No.11878106

>>11878103
you can do any of the standard cooking methods on an electric stove or hotplate with no flames involved (boiled, scrambled, fried, poached, etc.

you can cook boiled, scrambled, or poached eggs with a microwave.

>> No.11878107

Blend them with fruit for more protein in your smoothie.

>> No.11878129

>>11878103
mix in bowl with some heavy cream.
microwave, salt and pepper after

>> No.11878140

>>11878106
>>11878107
>>11878129
no dish-washing please

>> No.11878154

>>11878103
Easily, just scramble it with salt and pepper, then nuke for 30 seconds. Then put it on some toast or english muffin. You could also pay out the ass for pre-cooked bacon or sausage patties and make a mcmuffin. It'll cost more than making it yourself, but will be cheaper than McDonald's. With a wider bowl you could also make a shitty omelette. Just wipe it out with water afterwards.

Or, you could be like every other college student and break the rules by buying a hot plate.

>> No.11878164

>>11878140
actually if you spray the bowl and microwave it for the right amount of time, then you can clean it with a towel
and its impossible not to cook anything without dishes fuckhead

>> No.11878169
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11878169

Bro I eat 12 eggs a day. Just crack them into a microwaveable jug, 2-3 mins on full blast, and eat then straight from the jug. I don't bother to wash the jug since I'll be having eggs again in a few hours.

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11878171

>>11878164
>its impossible not to cook anything without dishes fuckhead
I was hoping you could just stick the egg in the microwave and eat it directly afterwards, but thanks for nothing I guess. I'm not cleaning shit.

>> No.11878172

>>11878164
you can also use a disposable paper bowl

>> No.11878176

>>11878171
>>11878172
then microwave an egg in a bowl of water and hardboil it
then you just dump out the water and peel the egg to eat

>> No.11878179

>>11878140
You can make smoothies in paper cups and stir them with plastic spoons. Put the fruit in a baggie and smash it up with a hammer.

You lack imagination, and will starve to death.

>> No.11878198
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11878198

>>11878169
This is my basic set up. You don't need to wash the jug because microwaves kill bacteria

>> No.11878199

drop 5+ minutes in fresh boiled water, consume with a napkin and spoon.

no washing

>> No.11878225

>>11878103
Break eggs into used plastic ramen bowl from the trash. Drink eggs.

>> No.11878292

>>11878171
>I'm not cleaning shit.
>can't wipe out a bowl
what a fucking faggot, you're lower than the goose shit I scrape from under my boots

>> No.11878404

>>11878198
I just felt my skin temperature rise

>> No.11878422

>>11878171
buy an electric tea kettle
>fill with water
>turn on
>wait for ding
>add eggs to the kettle, in shell
>turn on again
>wait for ding
>turn on again
>remove eggs and let cool
>peel for soft boiled eggs, no dishes
You're welcome.

>> No.11878426

>>11878176
This will cause a huge mess when the egg explodes in the microwave

>> No.11878431

>>11878426
use a lid, chudmeister

>> No.11878454

>>11878431
>no dishes
Not gonna work for OP m8

>> No.11878460

>>11878454
I'm sure he can toss a piece of cardboard from his squalor hovel on top

>> No.11878477

>>11878140
Just wash a few dishes you lazy fuck. Otherwise just boil them on one of those single burner plug in stoves since it's just filling a pot with water.

>> No.11878480

>>11878198
Are you living in abandoned garage?

>> No.11878485

>>11878140
>5 whole fucking seconds washing out a pan and plate
I really cannot understand, unless you're a double amputee or something

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11878586

I found a photo of OP>

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11878609

>>11878103
>I will have access to a microwave.
Just get into the habit of cooking with a stove. It will improve the quality of your life immeasurably. Get a cheap teflon pan, they are very easy to clean.

>> No.11878666

>>11878140
Just crack the raw eggs directly into your mouth you lazy, useless degenerate. Holy fuck, it takes like two seconds to wash a bowl.

>> No.11878704

>>11878171
>just stick the egg in the microwave
That's totally cool OP, don't listen to these faggots. They are either trolling you or they're old fart boomers who have no idea how a modern microwave works. Just remember to shake the egg really hard if you want it to come out scrambled.

>> No.11878714

>>11878171
Just don't clean whatever you cook with, the leftover food adds flavor