/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11876131]

What are some foods that will give women lots and lots of potent gas?

I want to hire a hooker and feed her foods and then have her brapp in my face for an hour or two.

Thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.11876149]

>>11876131
what exactly is a brapp?

[Anonymous No.11876153]

>>11876131
sweet potatoes and uncooked egg whites

[Anonymous No.11876157]

im gay btw idk if that matters

[Anonymous No.11876158]

>>11876131
what do you want? stink or volume?

stink: eggs, caulifllower, garlic, anything hig in sulfur works for those hot ones that sting your nose

volume: beans, dairy. alternatively she can position herslef to "release her bowels" and then just let in air and then fart it out

godspeed

[Anonymous No.11876165]

>>11876131
gotta account for digestion times

[Anonymous No.11876166]

>>11876131
There's only one sure fire way

[Anonymous No.11876167]

>>11876158
High stink. I want potency and not volume.

[Anonymous No.11876173]

>>11876166
/thread

those onions will fuck you sideways

[Anonymous No.11876175]

>inappropriate clothing
the thread

[Anonymous No.11876244]

>>11876167
make a serving of linguine, ad a dash of red pepper, tbsp of olive oil and three minced cloves of garlic
It's small enough to make as many servings as necesary until shes full

[Anonymous No.11876245]

>>11876157
This has gotta be one of the most persistent memes in years

[Anonymous No.11876255]

>>11876131
This is a family friendly board. Take your disguisting habbits elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.11876261]

>>11876175
It's just a dress

[Autonymous No.11876290]

>>11876261
>>11876167
>>11876175

[Anonymous No.11876293]

>>11876245
you must be new here

[Anonymous No.11876295]

>>11876245
Mchickin

[Anonymous No.11876299]

>>11876167
nice

[Autonymous No.11876302]

>>11876245
for me it's slop o shit, baked at 365, for a skinny rich white guy, without breaking all the eggs!