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Anonymous Thu Feb 7 18:15:12 2019 No.11874978 [DELETED]

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This fruit tastes like semen, black people semen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 18:19:47 2019 No.11875007 >>11874978 You would be correct OP

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 18:21:13 2019 No.11875012 >>11874978 I'm afraid to ask, but how do you know?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 18:24:28 2019 No.11875033 >>11874978 Could that be because they eat so many figs? Also you sound like you speak with knowledge and experience.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 18:27:50 2019 No.11875057 >>11874978 `nah, black cummies are sweeter

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 18:29:31 2019 No.11875066 >>11874978 Im guessing your mother gave you this bit of information

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 18:29:42 2019 No.11875067 >>11874978 The shitty ones at grocery stores are shit. A true tree-ripened and caprified fig is amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 18:36:25 2019 No.11875099 >>11874978 Based

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 22:25:43 2019 No.11876056 >>11875066 actually she dribbled it into his mouth from hers

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 22:29:16 2019 No.11876074 >>11875012 came here to ask this

Anonymous Thu Feb 7 22:32:27 2019 No.11876087

ITS NOT SEMEN, ITS LIQUIFIED WASP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 22:36:06 2019 No.11876097 >>11876087 Forgot link https://youtu.be/9DQTjv_u3Vc

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 23:00:23 2019 No.11876192 >>11876097 That's figged up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 23:02:59 2019 No.11876202 >>11876087 >>11876097 The wasps are also afflicted with certain nematodes too. Subsequently they share the same propagation. Look up PBS Queen of the Forest documentary, it explains this relationship very well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 23:40:44 2019 No.11876349 >>11876202 Out of all the bugs we eat wasps are ok by me Thin waists and sexy big eyes. Better than roaches in pb and jam or that shit in all berries even the orange worms freak me out when i actually see them that is

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 23:42:36 2019 No.11876356 Just OP being OP

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 23:57:23 2019 No.11876419 >>11875067 Can confirm. I remember climbing fig trees and eating a bunch of figs as a kid back in Israel. No USA grocery store fig even comes close.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 00:26:12 2019 No.11876515 >>11875067 >>11876419 i mean this is true of any fruit. fruit can only be transported to the supermarket unripe or it becomes a mess. even farmer's market fruits aren't that ripe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 06:16:38 2019 No.11877382 >>11874978 >This fruit tastes like semen, black people semen wtf now I like figs

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 06:25:18 2019 No.11877395 It will help you to poop op and with the amount of junk food on this board you all need it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 07:40:33 2019 No.11877531 Ever tried Semi dried figs and almonds with rice Or fresh fig with goats cheese on a filo base Or fig salad with Asian greens and candied orange Or fig jam

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 11:56:21 2019 No.11878293 >>11874978 OP must be american

Anonymous Fri Feb 8 17:33:39 2019 No.11879708
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>>11875012
I've done some testing of my own semen before.
A mixture of usually spitting it out or just generally ingesting of it.
I absolutely dislike the taste and I don't consider myself a homosexual but on nights when I'm at my most depraved, or curious, I drop some of my semen into a small sip cup and try it for a sexual thrill or just research.
I added the black people part because I tend to joke that black people semen is dirtier. I have no idea if this is true or not, I don't plan on tasting their semen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 17:35:44 2019 No.11879719 >>11879708 >I-I'm not gay I just e-eat my own cum

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 17:36:54 2019 No.11879722 >>11874978 you would know

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 17:43:40 2019 No.11879751 >>11874978 >OP knows the taste of African Male semen I would have never guessed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 18:06:36 2019 No.11879825 >>11879719 It's definitely an odd thing to do that you don't bring up in polite company, but it's technically not any gayer than masturbation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 19:04:45 2019 No.11880025 File: 39 KB, 500x500, Natural Harvest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11879708 >>11879825 I'm just gonna leave this here

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 19:09:23 2019 No.11880043 >>11879751 He's so obsessed with it, it's the only thing he can taste anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 22:00:55 2019 No.11880710 >>11876087 >>11876097 The video says it's super rare to get a wasp in the figs we actually eat though..

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 23:27:35 2019 No.11880983 Wasps are tasty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 04:12:34 2019 No.11881730 >>11874978 oh look another produce thread :/

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 04:22:24 2019 No.11881757 File: 1.92 MB, 520x309, 1cZm1EOpf0eL.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11880983

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 04:24:10 2019 No.11881761 >>11874978 OOO MASSA U GON MAKE ME SQUIRT

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 05:44:59 2019 No.11881926 >>11875012 He asked his mom

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