/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11863388]

How do you deal with this, when you’re on a date?

[Anonymous No.11863391]

i don't know...guess you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.11863393]

>>11863388
Just accept that modern women need to be on social media 24/7 and move on. Also checked

[Anonymous No.11863398]

>>11863391
He probably isn't, and that's the problem

[Anonymous No.11863403]

>>11863388
I wouldn't ask a girl out who'd be inclined to sit an text during a date.
Also, why do you keep making this thread? Why don't you just go to /r9k/ and get the replies you're looking for

[Anonymous No.11863405]

>>11863388
Dealing with a swiss roll that isn't rolled at all? Tell the chef to roll it when the cake is still warm so that it doesn't harden and you can't get a good roll.

[Anonymous No.11863407]

"Whomever you're on the phone with can pick up the check."

[Anonymous No.11863409]

>>11863388
You go through the date as normal. Split the check. Then say you had a good time.

Afterwards when you text her, just say you're not interested in another date, make excuses for not going on another date, etc.
If you're in a relationship already, communicate you dont enjoy your partner being on their phone during a date and want to spend the date talking and connecting with each other.

It's just disrespectful to do this shit and you dont have to put up with it.

[Anonymous No.11863410]

>>11863405
"I want an equal number of blueberries in every muffin."

[Anonymous No.11863412]

>>11863407
>some anime-watching, video game-playing neet incel cringelord genuinely thought this reply was clever

[Anonymous No.11863413]

>>11863403
>Why don't you just go to /r9k/ and get the replies you're looking for

>Duplicate threads not allowed.

[Anonymous No.11863416]

>>11863388
Take a picture of her and text it to her

[Anonymous No.11863418]

>>11863409
OP here. Thanks, but I really just wanted a woman hate thread on /ck/. Been feeling really lonely and worthless lately, so thought my fellow redpilled bros could give me some validation. Please get back to the topic

[Anonymous No.11863421]

>>11863409
The zoomer/millennial way would be ghosting.

[Anonymous No.11863422]

>>11863388
its definitely not a date, she is having a free lunch at your financial and emotional expense and texting Chad/Jamal while you look on in hopelessness

[Anonymous No.11863423]

>>11863418
It's a two way street thing really. Women hate isn't my thing.

Asian hate on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.11863426]

>>11863388
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

[Anonymous No.11863427]

>>11863421
I didn't say ghost, because these snoody bitches talk. You still communicate and even put up the "let's be friend" front. But always make an excuse to not go on another date with them.
They're not worth your time.

[Anonymous No.11863428]

Revengeporn.com

[Anonymous No.11863437]

If this really bothers you that much, you need to get a life and get out more.

A cell phone puts the whole world at your fingertips. You're naive if you think you're actually more interesting than that. And if you really want them to put the phone down, just say so. But good luck being more entertaining, after forcing them to put down the entertainment.

And the idea that it's somehow shallow or rude to be on your phone is just old-fashioned and stupid. It's not 1945, there are more interesting way to pass the time than talking to someone about how their day was or what their favorite movie is. You're not that interesting and neither is the person on the other side of the table. Grow up and accept that reality.

[Anonymous No.11863439]

>>11863388
I think they’re both taking pictures of their desserts actually. Judging by the angle of her phone and the centering of the picture. To answer your question op, you just move on. yelpers and bloggers are the worst.

[Anonymous No.11863448]

>>11863388
By dating a better class of woman.

[Anonymous No.11863449]

>>11863437
>t. girl in OP's picture

[Anonymous No.11863450]

See that spoon with the handle facing you right under her cappuccino? Slowly pick it up and dip it into her cappuccino, getting a spoonful. Then slirp it really loudly. If she looks up, say “what?” really loudly and open and close your hand in front of her face. Continue using the spoon to eat your own dessert, but every time you take a bite go
>OHHHH MMMMMMMM
When she looks up again, yawn really loudly.

[Anonymous No.11863451]

>>11863437
It's shallow or rude if you are on a date or any sort of intimate or personal meeting with a person or people. It clearly shows what you just said "you are not that interesting" and signifies you are not worth their attention even for a small amount of time.

[Anonymous No.11863455]

>>11863437
All those mental gymnastics to try and justify playing with toys at the dinner table.

>> there are more interesting way to pass the time
who cares? live isn't about optimizing every moment's "interest". This is why you're single. You can't manage to figure out even basic manners.

[Anonymous No.11863460]

>>11863421
>The zoomer/millennial way would be ghosting.
But that's pointless.

People won't learn unless you explain why you're cutting off contact with them, and then they'll go and repeat that same behavior elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.11863463]

>>11863451
Would you be this mad if someone glanced out the window rather than staring at you and giving you all of their attention the whole time? Do you get jealous of the food they're eating too, because that means they're not giving you attention?

[Anonymous No.11863465]

>>11863450
I was going to say chop her face off with a rusty butter knife but your idea is more hateful and better

[Anonymous No.11863467]

>>11863388
don't go to any so-called "restaurant" that has a neon Red Bull sign as "art". just inexcusable, really.

[Anonymous No.11863469]

>>11863455
>This is why you're single
I'm not. Probably because I don't throw a fit when someone looks at their phone during a meal in the 21st century.

[Anonymous No.11863473]

>>11863460
>Females learn

Oooh you innocent little baby I would make the same mistake as you

[Anonymous No.11863477]

>>11863418
Shut the fuck up, you’re sounding like an incel. I fucking hate women too, but because I know a ton of women exist borth in and out of my life that are great people, arguably better than me, I dont ask for womwn hating threads. Jesus you fag, go get some pussy already

[Anonymous No.11863481]

>>11863388
You don't have to deal with it. You know... Since you will never be on a date.

[Anonymous No.11863482]

>>11863393
>this cancerous pussy
Tell her she has a choice: turn the phone off or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.11863483]

>>11863469
>>waaa don't take my toys away mommy!!!

Can you seriously not put your addiction on hold long enough to eat a simple meal?

[Anonymous No.11863486]

>>11863463
Comparing a glance at a window to being on a phone is not a strong equivalency.
If they were staring at a window, and thus ignoring me, then yes I would be annoyed.

It is a date. This is where you both talk and get to learn about each other. A date signifies you both are taking the time off to make a connection. If it's a food date, I wouldn't be annoyed if they're paying attention to eating their food because that's obviously a part of the food date.

No matter how you try to spin it, it's rude to be on your phone during your date.(a glance at time or a text is obviously fine)

[Anonymous No.11863487]

>>11863437
Is this pasta? Anywho why sit with boring people and be in relationship with them like what's the point to try and get your noodle wet?

[Anonymous No.11863489]

>>11863409
>It's just disrespectful to do this shit and you dont have to put up with it.

What's disrespectful is being a cowardly pussy and not telling somebody they were being rude until after the fact, instead of addressing it immediately and resolving the issue.

I bet you were raised by a single mother, weren't you pumpkin.

[Anonymous No.11863493]

>>11863388
Stop asking every day faggot

[Anonymous No.11863494]

>>11863460
Why would you take it upon yourself to teach life lessons to people you've had one date with (and plan to never see again)? Do you think you're some sort of enlightened relationship psychologist? Maybe you should spend some time working on yourself, you smug asshole.

[Anonymous No.11863500]

>>11863489
I mean, go for it. They're not worth the time to chastise. But if you want to call them out and roll the dice in seeing if they stop that behaviour, it's your thing man.

These sort of people are children and it's not my job to teach them what they're doing is rude. That was their parent's job.

[Anonymous No.11863504]

>>11863460
Look mate, if I don't want to talk to a person anymore why would I want to change them? They're out of my life, I'm out of their life, no need to impact them any further with this "lol here's why i think u suck ok bye" nonsense.

[Anonymous No.11863507]

>>11863418
I went from empathizing with your situation to hating you. If all you want is confirmation bias and a pity party with the sad boi's club then fuck you.
This is why you're lonely

[Anonymous No.11863516]

>>11863494
>Why would you take it upon yourself to teach life lessons to people you've had one date with (and plan to never see again)?
I like to correct mistakes. It's no different than picking up litter or oiling a squeaky hinge. encounter problem? Fix problem. Simple as that.

>Do you think you're some sort of enlightened relationship psychologist?
Absolutely not, and I'm confused why you would even imply such a thing?

>Maybe you should spend some time working on yourself
Wow, someone sure is buttmad that other people have good enough manners not to play with their phone toys on dates. Why does this make you angry?

[Anonymous No.11863522]

>>11863469
>Naively satisfied when attention isn't focused on the dying relationship. Ironically, the other person is phone browsing for a hook-up.

[Anonymous No.11863530]

>>11863486
>Pay attention to me or else I'll teach you a lesson!!!!

[Anonymous No.11863532]

>>11863487
If this really bothers you that much, you need to get a life and get out more.

A cell phone puts the Information Superhighway at your fingertips. You're naive if you think you're actually more interesting than the Information Superhighway. And if you really want them to put the phone down, just say so. But good luck being more entertaining, after forcing them to disconnect from the Information Superhighway.

And the idea that it's somehow shallow or rude to be on the Information Superhighway is just old-fashioned and stupid. It's not 1945, there are much more interesting ways to pass the time on the Information Superhighway than talking to someone about how their day was or what their favorite anime waifu or /ck/ thread is. You're not that interesting and neither is the person on the other side of the table. Grow up and accept that reality.

[Anonymous No.11863542]

>>11863530
Good debate! Glad we had this talk.

[Anonymous No.11863552]

>>11863522
This is fucking stupid.
A relationship isn't necessarily dying just because someone is using their cell phone, just like it's not guaranteed to flourish when they put their phone down and focus on their companion.

[Anonymous No.11863554]

>>11863516
You're a self-centered cock who thinks he knows better than everyone else by playing amateur child psychologist.
>I am the behavior police
>no phones at the table, that's bad manners!

[Anonymous No.11863560]

>>11863494
>why would you take it upon yourself to teach life lessons to people you've had one date with

This attitude is part of why men are caught in this race to the bottom in the dating world. men need to A) have some expectations for women and dating and B) Be fairly upfront about it.
women won't start trying to meet basic benchmarks until they start to notice that they or their friends, can't hold down a relationship because of their bullshit attitudes.
If you just walk away without communicating why then we can't expect the dating world to get any better.

[Anonymous No.11863561]

>no one assuming maybe it's op that can't carry a conversation and can only talk about others behind their back
haha all women are evil amiright

[Anonymous No.11863562]

>>11863532
>still waiting for that robo-girlfriend
Someday anon.

[Anonymous No.11863563]

>>11863532
>>11863437
lol

[Anonymous No.11863565]

>>11863403
>I wouldn't ask a girl out who'd be inclined to sit an text during a date.
You only date 60+ year olds? Very progressive, my man.

[Anonymous No.11863569]

>>11863500
>it's not my job to teach them what they're doing is rude.
That's exactly your job as a man, dumb ass.

Whether you realize it or not, as a man, your job in life revolves around security, resources, and DISCIPLINE. Including the discipline of your "date".

If you don't correct some bitches rude behavior, then they know you're nothing but a pussy that can be walked all over. If you don't tolerate her bullshit, then you probably won't put up with others, which means you're not a limp-wristed faggot coward and are worthy of dating.

You dumb bastard children raised by single mothers have been told exactly what to do to make women hate your guts. Women hate cowards even more than men do.

[Anonymous No.11863570]

>>11863552
>Assblasted

[Anonymous No.11863577]

>>11863561
They are, she should be paying attention to his cock

[Anonymous No.11863586]

>>11863388
just take a big scoop of her ice-cream dessert and plop it right onto yours, delicious !

[Anonymous No.11863587]

>>11863412
>>some anime-watching, video game-playing neet incel cringelord genuinely thought this reply was clever

[Anonymous No.11863588]

>>11863388
The date is already over. You were not interesting enough.

[Anonymous No.11863597]

>>11863569
It's not my job on a date with some broad I met on tinder. They're not worth my time to make a scene with, and by showing no interest in them that also should teach them that what they're doing is wrong.

If you want to do it, go fucking for it. Be the macho girl-slapping dude man that tells girls to put their phone down on your first date.

I reserve that when I'm in a relationship, and anything they do that I think is out of line is when I speak up because they're my woman at that point and not some Tinder trash bag

[Anonymous No.11863598]

>>11863569
Enjoy you damaged women with baggage, anon. This is all you'll be able to muster with this attitude. Perhaps, you should start a cult similar to that of David Koresh. You'll be swimming in subservient retard pussy then.

[Anonymous No.11863600]

>>11863388

Easy, you get up and leave the table. If they're rude enough to be texting on a date then I'm not interested.

You faggots have the lowest of standards.

[Anonymous No.11863615]

>>11863600
Don't forget your fedora on the way out!

[Anonymous No.11863620]

>>11863388
Eat the dessert, get up, take jacket, leave a 5 dollars bill to cover for my expenses, say "That's just rude, goodbye." and get out.

[Anonymous No.11863628]

>>11863597
>equates telling some bitch to turn her phone off with "slapping" her
You have no balls anyway, eunuch, so why are you even in this thread?

[Anonymous No.11863631]

>>11863620
imagine being this much of a touchy little bitch lol

[Anonymous No.11863633]

>>11863598
>women who aren't rude, or are willing to forego rude behavior are "damaged"
What the fuck is wrong with you people? What the fuck are they doing to you in school these days?

[Anonymous No.11863635]

>>11863600
This.
>>11863615
Why would he be wearing a fedora when he's demonstrated already that he's not a beta loser like you?

[Anonymous No.11863636]

>>11863628
>taking a clear example of hyperbole literally

Easy on the /sips/

[Anonymous No.11863638]

>>11863388
I would gladly teach you when the time you make a new thread again, with the same format and the same every thing.

[Anonymous No.11863644]

Develop a personality outside of playing video games and internet memes and maybe you'll be interesting enough to hold a woman's attention, cu/ck/

[Anonymous No.11863645]

>>11863638
How many times has he made this thread? Now I feel like a retarded faggot for giving a serious reply.

[Anonymous No.11863648]

>>11863631
If she ain't interested in your sorry ass during a date imagine how she'll feel when you're in a relationship. Piss off outta here fuckboi.

[Anonymous No.11863651]

>>11863615
>Nothing personnel kid
>but this is the only tip I leave

[Anonymous No.11863652]

>>11863388
maybe you're not interesting enough, or maybe this cunt doesn't have any table manners

[Anonymous No.11863654]

There's nothing wrong with being on your phone for a bit. People have work emails, emergencies with families, maybe just a few seconds to let their friend know that their date hasn't murdered them yet. It can be overboard, but honestly I'd be checking my phone on occasion too.

[Anonymous No.11863656]

>>11863426

its 180 you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.11863657]

>>11863633
>Imagine being this egocentric
>You lack the understanding why a normal person wouldn't want to be around you, let alone be in a relationship.

[Anonymous No.11863658]

>>11863648
When I first started going out with the girl I eventually married, she used to spend a lot of time on her phone. I forgave her because she was young and probably didn't think she was being rude.

Now that we've been together for years, it's not an issue. If we run out of things to talk about, we check our phones. If she's on her phone when I want to talk, I just say so. If she's on her phone and I don't want to talk, which is most of the time, I just enjoy the peace.

[Anonymous No.11863660]

>>11863635
>beta loser

[Anonymous No.11863663]

>>11863482
This. Make an ultimatum, just know they're going to pick the phone over you everytime.

[Anonymous No.11863668]

>>11863648

[Anonymous No.11863676]

Why are you "men" such pussies on this board? Are they making you take it up the ass by girls in public school with a strapon these days or what?

[Anonymous No.11863677]

>>11863658
>comparing married life to dating life
>If she's on her phone and I don't want to talk, which is most of the time, I just enjoy the peace.
Coping with cuckolding: The Post

[Anonymous No.11863681]

>>11863677
You live in an anime fantasy, friend. Someday you'll learn that you don't know everything and that life isn't a cartoon.

[Anonymous No.11863682]

>>11863663
>making ultimatums on the first date
You retards are the worst

[Anonymous No.11863683]

>>11863388
I've got a gf I intend to marry. She doesn't do most of this digital social media bullshit. She asks me if it's ok to take a picture, and nine times out of ten it's appropriate. She takes pictures of my cooking as well as cool presentations on dates. She also takes creepshots of me. Just keep going until you find a thot that's obsessed with you.

[Anonymous No.11863686]

>>11863570
Haven't seen this image in ages.

[Anonymous No.11863688]

>>11863681
Words well spoken by someone who should heed his own advice.

[Anonymous No.11863690]

>>11863668
Posting pics without words is as clever as it sounds. You have become what you used to despise the most.

[Anonymous No.11863698]

>/ck/- Food & Cooking
Stay on your respective containment boards.

[Anonymous No.11863700]

>>11863690
>Criticizing image posting on an imageboard.
Can't make this up!

[Anonymous No.11863701]

>>11863682
>staring at your phone during the whole first date
You women are the worst

[Anonymous No.11863703]

>>11863690

[Anonymous No.11863707]

>>11863388
>on a date
haha nice one

[Anonymous No.11863710]

>>11863388
Depends, by "you" do you mean the general "you," or me in specific? Or by "you" do you mean "I"?

For people in general, your best bet is to say "sorry, I'm going to go to the bathroom." She'll be too busy checking her instagram and not being a decent social human being to notice me walking out without paying the bill. If you already paid, doesn't matter, peace.

For me, the only reason I'd be in this situation at all is if I'm just a horny asshole and trying to get it in despite all warning signs. I'll do the same shit, check my phone, maybe call some other bitches and make her jealous, split the bill. Then after this, tell her "let's go to my place" or to a hotel or something. If she doesn't agree, shrug and peace out. If she does, never talk to her again after I nut. The one thing I would never do is cover the whole bill. Paying for pussy before you get it is a dumb move.

As for you personally, in this situation you would be a dumb beta because you're asking 4chan for relationshit advice. You would deal with it the way you always deal with everything, so passively that she could call her boyfriend to shit in your mouth and you'd still pay for her cake. Who cares what anyone else does, you're still a fucking idiot and have no idea how to interest females enough to avoid getting into this situation, and even if I gave you a blueprint you still wouldn't be able to get out of it.

[Anonymous No.11863711]

>>11863701
Enjoy your eternal virginity, kisses!

[Anonymous No.11863718]

>>11863710
>your best bet is to say "sorry, I'm going to go to the bathroom." She'll be too busy checking her instagram and not being a decent social human being to notice me walking out without paying the bill. If you already paid, doesn't matter, peace.
No one would ever actually do this. Life isn't a webcomic.

[Anonymous No.11863719]

>>11863711
Married, try again

[Anonymous No.11863721]

>>11863718
You would be surprised. A Chad would do this.

[Anonymous No.11863724]

>>11863721
Your life isn't a meme. Once you stop thinking about things in terms of retarded online jokes, things might actually turn around for you.

[Anonymous No.11863727]

>>11863388
Splash her coffee in her face, dump the water out so she can't use it for the burn, then eat your desert.

[Anonymous No.11863735]

>>11863718
That's your call dude. If you want to stick around with a date that's clearly going nowhere, go for it. Or if you want to cut your losses but don't want to be a dick, then go to the front and pay for your food, leaving her to pay hers. At best, she doesn't really care about you at all. At worst, she just wants to get free food from you while she works on her social profile and talks to friends and other guys, so there's not really anything to feel bad about. Modern social rules aren't really based around altruism so stop trying to be a face-saving NPC. I've never once paid for a date that wasn't going anywhere and unless you want to die unhappy, you shouldn't either.

[Anonymous No.11863738]

>>11863719
>Married
>replying to shitty dating thread in /ck/
How long until the divorce is final?

[Anonymous No.11863747]

>>11863735
>I've never once paid for a date that wasn't going anywhere
So, you're saying you've never paid for a date, then?

[Anonymous No.11863750]

>>11863418
>people are actually falling for this weak falseflag

[Anonymous No.11863755]

>>11863747
I only offer to pay for women if we're in a relationship, or if it's at least been a few dates and things are going well. Or otherwise if I owe her for something. I never flaunt money to try to Demonstrate Value, and if a woman ever asked me to pay during the first date, I would pull the bathroom window trick.

I have, however, had women pay for me on our first date, multiple times. I'm not even an especially attractive man, I'm just in control of my life and I know how to show it to women.

[Anonymous No.11863761]

>>11863388
>on a date
Holy shit, did we warp back to 1960?

[Anonymous No.11863764]

>>11863388
>"Excuse me, I need to use the restroom."
>walk out
>drive home
It's that easy.

[Anonymous No.11863777]

>>11863418
my experience: it's not that hard to farm a 100-word pasta of woman hate screech, since 99% of them are autistic
happy farming!

[Anonymous No.11863778]

>>11863738
Who knows?

[Anonymous No.11863779]

>>11863724
>Once you stop thinking about things in terms of retarded online jokes
Why would I ever want to do that?

[Anonymous No.11863780]

>>11863777
You are part of that 99% don't try and pretend otherwise.

[Anonymous No.11863784]

>>11863755
>I only offer to pay for women if we're in a relationship
Pay-for-service then.
> I never flaunt money to try to Demonstrate Value, and if a woman ever asked me to pay during the first date, I would pull the bathroom window trick.
>I'm just in control of my life and I know how to show it to women.
Wow.

[Anonymous No.11863794]

>>11863780
>madboi got triggered
hehe oh no hehe

[Anonymous No.11863795]

>>11863784
Not as rare as you think. That's how you weed out the bad ones. I personally don't subscribe to this policy. But when a woman is willing to split the bill it means she at least has some integrity.

[Anonymous No.11863798]

>>11863794

[Anonymous No.11863801]

>>11863784
>Pay-for-service then.
I was going to say "sometimes," and then I remembered that I've never paid for someone who I didn't end up in a relationship with. Every chick I dated to smash and drop, I either went dutch or she paid for me every time. I sometimes spend money on women I'm dating because they sometimes spend money on me, and I like to have mutually-supportive relationships when I decide women are worth keeping in my life.

>Wow.
>fedora
So being anything other than a beta cuck with no control of his life is edgelord behavior now? Is this the actual state of 2019? Go back to sucking girls' boyfriends' dicks to try to impress them if you're not going to pay attention to information how to live your life on your feet.

[Anonymous No.11863810]

>>11863388
depends if she's doing it a lot and if it's the first date or not
women are on social media all fucking day and i'm not exaggerating so that kind of shit is normal behavior for them. either accept it or stay a virgin for the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.11863812]

>>11863801
Damage Control: The Post

[Anonymous No.11863823]

>>11863812
Stop spouting nonsense memes you dolt. You clearly don't have anything to add to this conversation, so shut up and listen to people who have enough experience with women to actually contribute.

[Anonymous No.11863827]

>>11863823
Stop biting the most fucking obvious asinine bait I've ever laid eyes on. Jesus, you're fucking braindead

[Anonymous No.11863829]

>>11863615

I refuse to keep company with a thot who does nothing but text during a date. Somehow that makes me the fedora tipper?

Really gets the noggin joggin.

[Anonymous No.11863832]

>>11863801
>Every chick I dated to smash and drop, I either went dutch or she paid for me every time
>I sometimes spend money on women I'm dating
>when I decide women are worth keeping in my life.
You sound like a nigger. It's amusing that you think you're somehow not a shitstain.

[Anonymous No.11863841]

>>11863832
Whatever cuck

[Anonymous No.11863850]

>>11863823
Strawman: The Post, part 2

[Anonymous No.11863854]

>>11863823
>So shut up and listen
See
>>11863703
Back to discord tranny.

[Anonymous No.11863856]

>>11863827
Quiet you!

[Anonymous No.11863857]

>>11863829
The Reddit crowd is really out in force tonight. They're trying to use 4chan lingo and act like us so that we don't notice that they're trying to make it look like our views are beta and unpopular and we subconsciously believe the appropriate thing to do is submit to females not on the basis of them being respectable human beings but because they have vaginas and they expect us to worship them like they do. Don't give into their whiteknight faggotry, just live on your feet, don't be ashamed for looking after your own needs, and let them cry for attention on their knees.

[Anonymous No.11863862]

why are you stuffing your face with cake garbage? oh man you probably felt terrible after eating that.

[Anonymous No.11863863]

>>11863857
Yes every board has a discord raid. It's easy to spot and embarrassing but they always leave mad so whatever.

[Anonymous No.11863871]

>>11863857
Red herring: The post, part 3. Pull no punches!

[Anonymous No.11863881]

>>11863857
>They are shitposting!
>THEY MUST BE REDDIT!!!
So what? Come fight me, loser.

[Anonymous No.11863886]

>>11863710
>>11863719
>>11863721
>>11863735
>>11863755
>>11863764
>>11863779
>>11863795
>>11863801
>>11863823
>>11863829
>>11863841
>>11863857
>>11863863
Functioning adult men.

>>11863718
>>11863724
>>11863747
>>11863784
>>11863810
>>11863812
>>11863827
>>11863832
>>11863850
>>11863854
>>11863856
>>11863871
False-flaggers, Reddit wolves in sheep clothing, and general soyboys with underdeveloped facial hair and soft timberless voices with which they tell actual men with solid morals "dude that's not alright you can't act that way" when they don't conform to upboated ideology from r/twoxchromosomes

[Anonymous No.11863891]

I have found it generally unwise to burn bridges with anything but the rudest bitches. You just never know who is somebody’s friend’s sister or cousin or sits a few cubicles away from Ms Right. A lot of obsessive social media users are well connected and well versed in how to spin some B grade victim story. When you find a gem in the piles of shit out there, it’s best to have a clean record so if you do run back into any of these bitches at a birthday party or something for her cousin’s 2 year old that you get roped into, then it’s just funny rather than some potentially explosive situation.

My wife and some lunatic I went on a date with 6 months before I met my wife turned out to be super fucking close, like 2 hops away, through another turbo-extrovert. I mostly despise women, and dating was really pissing me off, so the temptation was there to be “fuck this” but, really, being a dick to some stupid cunt because it’s her nature is pointless. Dating is like gambling, don’t play unless you can afford to lose all your money and still walk out with a smile. People getting anally wrecked because of who pays for a date need to be in a better financial position before hitting the craps table IMO. Is it fair? No. Is it reality? Yes.

[Anonymous No.11863897]

>>11863881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UKJlOh_CiY

[Anonymous No.11863901]

>>11863891
Actually that's a good point. Narcissistic women get away with too much bullshit and you can really hurt yourself by treating them like they deserve. Pay for your food and leave, save the receipt. Nothing more, nothing less.

[Anonymous No.11863908]

>>11863886
>>11863897
t. pretentious homosexual who is insecure being a soyboy

[Anonymous No.11863911]

ask her if she watched the newest blacked porn movies with her other friends xD

[Anonymous No.11863922]

>>11863911
>mfw when she has an entire VR rig soely dedicated to watching huge black dicks froth vaginas just like hers in amazing 360 degree ultra VR HD

[Anonymous No.11863923]

>>11863908
So this is like how Muslims can lie about their faith and morals so long as it helps to protect the greater Muslim community, right? You can be a hypocrite and appropriate words from racists, homophobes, nationalists, and general people that your leftie ilk despise so long as it's utilitarian to your cause of trying to convert men's men into soyboys? Maybe you haven't noticed but I haven't called you a faggot or anything else like that, because my mom raised a gentleman. But I'll still call you out for being a beta male leftie sjw soyboy cuck because it's abundantly clear that that's the agenda you're stuffing into your taqiyya.

[Anonymous No.11863925]

>>11863886
>Functioning adult men.
Basement dwelling man-child circle jerk support group
>False-flaggers
People with actual lives who've seen and touched pussy in real life.

[Anonymous No.11863933]

>>11863886
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.11863934]

>>11863925
>t. seething tranny

[Anonymous No.11863935]

>>11863922
based and bourdainpilled

[Anonymous No.11863936]

>>11863891
>My wife and some lunatic I went on a date with 6 months before I met my wife turned out to be super fucking close
Your wife won that one, huh? Her crazy just lies in dormant waiting to come out. Don't worry you'll never see it coming. It'll be a wild ride.

[Anonymous No.11863937]

>>11863925
Hugging girls who have resigned you to their friendzone isn't the same thing as touching pussy. I'm sure you thought I was talking bullshit when I said that women paid for me on first dates, but I wasn't. Rest assured, it wasn't because of some fuccboi PUA bullshit I pulled; I was just a gentleman and interesting to them, and they wanted to Demonstrate Value to pull me in and keep me around. If you follow suit, maybe you can stop orbiting women and start dating them too. Then you won't have to whiteknight on the internet for attention.

[Anonymous No.11863942]

>>11863388

Then you lost her, buddy. Interested chicks don't check their phone for long or at least don't distract themselves on a phone with social media.

Weird /ck/ thread.

[Anonymous No.11863944]

>>11863857

Go back to your containment board robot virgin.

[Anonymous No.11863946]

>>11863388
Go to bed Grandpa Boomer. I accept that it is 2018 and she is probably sending me noodz anyway.

[Anonymous No.11863951]

>>11863923
>because my mom raised a gentleman
But you forgot to ask for your dear mommy's permission before you post this comment, my little soyboy friend.

[Anonymous No.11863954]

>>11863944
If I give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not trolling, will it make you happy? Because then I'll have to infer that you have weak reading comprehension skills/social knowledge and don't understand that ideas like "living on your feet" don't concur with r9k ideology at all.

You got your (you) though. Is that as satisfying as Reddit karma?

[Anonymous No.11863955]

>>11863934
Projection: The post, part 4. They made another one, mom!

[Anonymous No.11863960]

>>11863951
Is this your last line of defense? When you're cornered and have no hope of proving to anyone around you that you're intellectually superior to or more capable of procreating than any males in your vicinity? Just cut your losses and go somewhere else, where people are dumber and will actually fall for your attempts at social engineering and ideological conversion.

[Anonymous No.11863962]

>>11863937
Sure, anon.

[Anonymous No.11863969]

>>11863954

Submitting yourself to women just so you might get a pity fuck out of them (which is what you're spazing out about) is R9K ideology.

It's kind of cute, on that board you might be considered an alpha just for landing the date to begin with, if you somehow got a pity fuck for dealing with a women's bullshit instead of keeping true to yourself and being selective you'd be seen as a god because you graced the satin curtains.

Enjoy the scraps lad, you deserve them.

[Anonymous No.11863979]

>>11863960
Get off my board right now.

[Anonymous No.11863991]

>>11863969
I think you're responding to the wrong person. I'm the guy who got women to pay for dates with me before I banged them.

>>11863979
>Lol reeee reeeee. Am I doing it right

[Anonymous No.11864015]

>>11863991
Not the angry guy, but now that I’m fucking old, I think I’d prefer

>I’m the guy who got women to pay for dates with me before they baked the cost amazing oatmeal raisin cookies and served them with vanilla bean ice cream while they were still hot, cuddled with me for 30 min watching famefags cook on jewtube and then nodding off, allowing me to shitpost on /ck/ from the couch in the other room underneath a nice warm blanket.

Jerking off using someone else’s body from time to time is nice, but I know what’s really important in life by now.

[Anonymous No.11864031]

>>11863388
I went on a date with a girl who was way cuter than that and she never got her phone out because she felt like it was rude/disrespectful or something. It was shocking for me too.

So they're out there.

[Anonymous No.11864045]

>>11864015
So you didn't read my post. Cool. I said that when I found a girl worth getting into a mutually-supportive relationship with, I did. That's not women who sit on phones on their first dates.

>>11864031
Of course they're out there. Most women won't distract themselves from a guy they're genuinely interested in meeting unless they're on the spectrum or were abused as children or something. Women do shit like in OP's picture because they're completely disinterested and are just showing up either for a free lunch or because they feel like they're supposed to go on dates with dudes, not because they want to be there.

[Anonymous No.11864054]

>>11863388
Hello,

I'd leave and find a girl who isn't a dumb cunt. Dating does get better after your 18-23yo phase. Yep. Then you find a woman who does the dishes and laundry and vacuums and gives a mean blowjob and you stick with her.

-Bill

[Anonymous No.11864084]

Daily reminders all shit posters from Reddit,

>Now accepting credit card payment for 4chan Pass purchases and renewals. Click here for details.

[Anonymous No.11864085]

I wonder if this thread will get deleted again

[Anonymous No.11864090]

>>11863388
order a better dessert

[Anonymous No.11864099]

>>11863388
We both take pics of our food if we're out, it acts as a nice memory as we don't see eachother as often as we'd like.

[Anonymous No.11864228]

>>11864054
Cool blog post.

[Anonymous No.11864237]

>>11863437
Kys urself

[Anonymous No.11864240]

>>11864099
>We don't see each other as often as we'd like
>Let's go out and take individual photos of our food

[Anonymous No.11864310]

>>11864240
It's not like taking a photo takes an hour. It's common to snap a quick pic then start a conversation or eat. Maybe if you were a bit more social or actually went on dates you'd understand.

[Anonymous No.11864312]

>>11863388
>dating a young female, one that looks asian at that
>not expecting her to take 50 pics of every fucking thing she eats to put it on social media
Anon...

[Anonymous No.11864322]

Just leave and let her pay, fuck roasties

[Anonymous No.11864327]

>>11863421
i've been doing that for years
i'm terrible

[Anonymous No.11864336]

>>11864310
Soyboy/10

Fucking zoomers

[Anonymous No.11864340]

>>11864310
>it acts as a nice memory
Sounds like you'd rather spend time with the food. Maybe you should try dating that?

[Anonymous No.11864367]

>go on date with boyfriend
>have phones out together
>browse 4chan and other apps
>share memes with each other
>read off our phones interesting things
>food comes
>take picture of food if we want
>take selfies of ourselves on date
>put phone away and eat

Do you not live in the 21st century or something, anon? Besides, woman in the OP looks to be taking a picture of her food. Perfectly acceptable.

[Anonymous No.11864390]

>>11864367
Homosexual please leave

[Anonymous No.11864399]

>>11863388
>well, i guess it's not working between us
>*unzips dick and fucks cake*

[Anonymous No.11864407]

>>11864367
>go home and take HIV anti-virals
>jack off to tranny porn

[Anonymous No.11864419]

>>11864099
Share some nice memories please.

[Anonymous No.11864426]

>>11864407

[Anonymous No.11864429]

>>11864390
>>11864407
I'll take "what is a femanon" for 200, Alex.

[Anonymous No.11864452]

>>11863658
>If she's on her phone and I don't want to talk, which is most of the time, I just enjoy the peace.
Yes, we should definitely all take advice from someone in an obviously terrible relationship.

[Anonymous No.11864453]

>get up without saying a word
>go to the toilet
>come back, if she is still on the phone, just keep walking, out of the door

[Anonymous No.11864488]

>>11864453
>head to the local twink hangout

[Anonymous No.11864500]

>>11863477
>incel
Go back to r*ddit

[Anonymous No.11864512]

>>11863388
I leave

[Anonymous No.11864517]

>>11864429
wearing your sister's clothing doesn't make you a female, you fucking wacko

[Anonymous No.11864617]

>tfw someone remakes your oc thread a week later

[Anonymous No.11864626]

>>11863405
ameritards never cease to amaze with their stupid namings. that isn't even swiss cuisine.

[Anonymous No.11864632]

>>11864626
i see someone is a jelly (jealous) roll lmao

[Anonymous No.11864637]

>>11863388
>Phonegirl
Oof, that's a death sentence unless you're a chad or whathaveyou

[Anonymous No.11864680]

>>11863388
Why is everyone here so autistic? Just split the bill and don't go on a second date. No need to sperg out or condone her behavior just to get some pussy

[Anonymous No.11864687]

>>11863388
Take her phone and throw it out the window.

[Anonymous No.11864689]

>>11863388
Send her a dick pic.
You heard me. Take your schlong out, snap a pic and send it.

[La'Shon'Tayrelle Jackson(...) No.11864691]

>>11864626
>ameritards never cease to amaze with their stupid namings.

Fuck you racist piece of shit. You gotta problem with american names?

[Anonymous No.11864693]

>>11863388
blast her with piss

[Anonymous No.11864698]

>>11864626
Yeah? You know how I make a Swiss roll? I push him down a hill.

[Anonymous No.11864699]

>>11863554
You think *I* make etiquette rules? No. I follow them. That's why I leave my fucking toys at home when I eat out.

Look in the mirror and you'll see the self-centered asshole who thinks is personal phonetime is more important than being polite to those around her.

[Anonymous No.11864700]

Ask her if that phone is more impressive than these singles

[Anonymous No.11864704]

>>11864700

[Anonymous No.11864710]

>>11863388
I only date loners.

[Anonymous No.11864713]

>>11864700

[Anonymous No.11864714]

>>11863393
Date a Japanese girl

[Anonymous No.11864727]

>>11863388
I only date people as antisocial and grinch like as I am anon. Maybe you should stop dating THOTS

[Anonymous No.11864733]

>>11864714
Are they legitimate retards?

[Anonymous No.11864758]

Be honest, you'd wear it for her

[Anonymous No.11864816]

>>11863388
I'm 29 and I've never been on a date in my life. Nor have I ever had a girlfriend or sex.

[Anonymous No.11864827]

>>11864758
she looks like a braindead slut

[Anonymous No.11864843]

>>11863407
>whomever

[Anonymous No.11864858]

>>11863388
Do the same thing but worse.

[Anonymous No.11864885]

A thread died for this garbage and I'm retarded for posting. Still kill yourself you pathetic fag.

[Anonymous No.11864910]

>>11864885
>A thread died for this garbage
For me, its the McChicken threads, the worst shit post threads

[Anonymous No.11864911]

>>11863437

[Anonymous No.11864970]

>>11863437
>A cell phone puts the whole world at your fingertips. You're naive if you think you're actually more interesting than that.
most people are just spending time on social media, i think. they aren't exploring the world online.

[Anonymous No.11864986]

>>11864970
>most people are just spending time on social media

This. The internet used to be full of interesting and weird little sites ran by one or two people, and you'd usually find them on various 'links' pages.

[Anonymous No.11865028]

>>11864986
these sites still exists
but google wont help you much when you constantly search for normie sites
you gotta use a different search engine like duck duck go or fuckin yahoo which give you noncensored/nonredirected results

[Anonymous No.11865033]

>>11864626
The name Swiss Roll appeared in 1872 in England and the US.
You probably also complain about french fries, right and people calling all tissue Kleenex, right?

[Anonymous No.11865037]

Android phones are my #1 cue that someone is an incel

[Anonymous No.11865040]

my gf takes pics of nice food but never posts it anywhere, just randomly looks at it at 2am while im trying to sleep

[Anonymous No.11865044]

>>11863388
"Hey, bitch!"

[Anonymous No.11865058]

>>11864452
Retard

[Anonymous No.11865107]

she's taking a picture of her food for instagram. completely excusable. now if you're talking regular bitch that is on her phone well into the meal that just means she ain't fucking like u and wants to be somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.11865159]

>>11865058
A relationship where you don't want to talk to your gf or wife most of the time, isn't healthy. I've been with my gf for 2 years and we never run out of things to talk about and I always want to talk to her and she always wants to talk to me.

[Anonymous No.11865169]

>>11863388
>when you’re on a date

[Anonymous No.11865266]

>>11864733
>hes never had a relationship with a girl that lets you revert back to childish dumb fun

[Anonymous No.11865275]

>>11864699
>implying he's not wearing his biggest butt plug while dining out

[Anonymous No.11865289]

>>11864816
Great, thanks for sharing
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.11865305]

>>11865107
>she's taking a picture of her food for instagram. completely excusable
Perhaps you should go poke someone on facefuck.

[Anonymous No.11865349]

>>11864816
Girls are decent to fuck but then after that, you’ll just want them to fucking leave anyway. Get a hooker every now and then and save your time and money.

[Anonymous No.11865386]

>>11865349
>get hooker
>save money.
pick one.

[Anonymous No.11865410]

>>11863569
Oh, that's so sad. You must be so lonely. That's ok, anon. We can be friends on 4chan. I'm not going to fuck you though. Cuz I'm not a fag. But I'll tell you what sex with a woman is like if you want.

[Anonymous No.11865493]

>>11863656
>Being this new

[Anonymous No.11865536]

>>11865386
my dude do you know how expensive women are

[Anonymous No.11865561]

>>11865493
>Being this new

[Anonymous No.11865597]

>>11863532
>You're not that interesting and neither is the person on the other side of the table. Grow up and accept that reality.
This kills the human race.

[Anonymous No.11865604]

>>11863703
why is the twitter blue checkmark on there?

[Anonymous No.11865641]

>>11863418
Top kek

[Anonymous No.11865682]

How did people do it back in the day? I cant even imagine having an hour+ long conversation with someone unless both of us were actively engaged in an activity, not just sitting and eating/chatting for the sake of it.

[Anonymous No.11865689]

>>11865536
not really. married for 9 years and don't do shit except work and not get pussy. so with all my built up angst imma say fuck all bitches get money and never settle!

[Anonymous No.11865736]

Do you guys seriously think dating and marriage is like 24/7 staring into each others eyes saying cutesy things, cuddling and holding hands so your bodily energy never disconnects? Normal people check their phones. Normal people like occasional alone time.

[Anonymous No.11865763]

>>11864714
Made me sad and lonely again

[Anonymous No.11865800]

>>11864240
>teeny bopper attempts to seduce Bodhisattva (1920, colorized)

[Anonymous No.11865818]

>>11863925
>if you won't allow yourself to be abused because of your thirst you're a virgin!
Polar opposite of reality. The way Chads talk about women like slabs of meat made to be fucked and discarded would make /r9k/ blush. Hole confirmed.

[Anonymous No.11865825]

>>11863388
YOU DON'T.

[Anonymous No.11865858]

My exhusband was constantly on his phone instead of "there" with me. When we'd go out, he'd order and then disappear behind his screen and wouldn't come out until the food arrived. Even on special date nights.

It's tricky to walk the line of asking politely several times and coming across as a nag. Especially when his argument is that "he's bored". It was a very lonely relationship. I regret ever marrying him.

[Anonymous No.11865875]

mgtow
Modern women are beyond saving.

[Anonymous No.11865898]

>>11865736
>NPCs check their phones.
fxd4u

[Anonymous No.11865906]

>>11865858
Guys can definitely be guilty of this as well. It sucks either way.

[Anonymous No.11865922]

>>11865736
>Normal people like occasional alone time.
>go out with someone to be alone
makes sense

[Anonymous No.11865924]

>>11865736
There's quite a big difference between marriage and dating.
Sorry you can't differentiate the two.

[Anonymous No.11865925]

>>11863388
Happened to me once
I said "well guess that phone is more important than the date yeah"
She apologized and the date went on nicely afterwards

[Anonymous No.11865945]

>>11865925
I sure wouldnt get with someone being that much of a smug asshole with sarcasm

[Anonymous No.11865954]

>>11865945
some of these flowers look kind of creepy

[Anonymous No.11865967]

>>11863587
>>>some anime-watching, video game-playing neet incel cringelord genuinely thought this reply was clever

[Anonymous No.11865975]

Rape her in the ass

[Anonymous No.11865981]

>>11865682
See pic related movie for a really good representation of what is was like.

[Anonymous No.11865985]

>>11864827
he looks like a real scholar though huh?

[Anonymous No.11866007]

>>11863388
I went on a date with some chick I matched with on tinder, she kept being on her phone so I said I was going to the bathroom real quick paid for my tab and fucked off
As a man you have to understand that your time is valuable. That’s the one thing I hate about our society.

[Anonymous No.11866091]

>>11863407
B A S E D

[Anonymous No.11866108]

>>11863569
B-A-S-E-D

[Anonymous No.11866143]

>>11863937
BAsed

[Anonymous No.11866145]

Call the waiter, ask for the check, pay separate, leave. Don't even acknowledge her existence. After all she's a stranger. You don't really know her.

[Anonymous No.11866148]

Tell her it's not polite to fuck around when you're supposed to be visiting someone. Not every moment of life needs to be exciting. If she can't straighten up no second date and tell her why. Any other answer and you need to evaluate yourself and ask if beating around the bush is really gonna get you what you want in life.

[Anonymous No.11866152]

>>11863460
>Fixing a roastie for the benefit of the next guy

[Anonymous No.11866156]

>>11863388
get something more obnoxious but funny like a pack of cards and start playing solitare or a rubix cube or painting some warhammer figures or just something wierd and start doing it and she'll be like
>wtf are you doing lol
>oh sorry you were on your phone so i got bored and had to entertain myself

[Anonymous No.11866177]

>>11863388
I haven't been on Pol in a while, is it worth going back? Have the bait threads died down or is it worse than ever? Haven't been on pol in roughly year and a half

[Anonymous No.11866183]

>>11866177
Is this animal crossing?

[Anonymous No.11866197]

>>11863388
that looks really tasty, what restaurant/cafe is this?

[Anonymous No.11866218]

>>11863388
Girl in picture is Ai Takahashi by the way

[Anonymous No.11866232]

>>11866218

>implying OP will never have a date with japs idol

see >>11863418

[Anonymous No.11866255]

>>11866156
>Later arrested for literally raping her with your evil male aggression as you blew at the paint on your figurine.

[Anonymous No.11866387]

>>11866156
>painting some warhammer figures
>on a date
Pick one

[Anonymous No.11866411]

>>11863407
Did everyone in the room clap afterwards as well?

[Anonymous No.11866420]

>>11863388
Do the same and ignore her till she tries getting your attention, then be like ".. Oh, what was that?"

If she doesn't give a shit, why should you

[Anonymous No.11866438]

>>11863407
>m

[Anonymous No.11866543]

>>11866387
He probably has all Tau anyway.

[Anonymous No.11866606]

>>11863489
everyone around you hates you because they suffer second-hand embarrassment from watching you make a scene wherever you go even though you don't give a shit about looking like a tool in public

[Sage No.11866652]

>>11863437
>projecting this hard
>grow up

Yikes

[Anonymous No.11866671]

The japs really do coffee well. Autistic attention to detail is all you need to get good coffee out of decent beans and pretty much everywhere in Japan has coffee places that shit on all but the most specialized stores in America.
The Dojima roll was disappointing. It's ok but I can make a better swiss roll myself.

[Anonymous No.11866810]

>>11863565
I've never had an issue with women being rude on dates. You're just dating shit tier women if they can't even exhibit a little self control.

[Anonymous No.11867011]

>>11863437

[Anonymous No.11867020]

>>11863388
Uh, just private message what you want to say to her on Facebook and send her text messages with cute emojis? That's actually how you communicate with people anyway? Don't be a weirdo like you've never touched a smartphone in your life. That's like being 70 years old or something. Gross.

[Anonymous No.11867033]

>>11866156
S M A S H E D
L
A
M
M
E
D

[Anonymous No.11867034]

>>11866671
ok lol

[Anonymous No.11867069]

>>11866156
Actually, just a couple of weeks ago I was at a restaurant on a date with a model, but my date totally ruined the experience by insisting I stop assembling the model.

[Anonymous No.11867083]

>>11863388
imagine having such a low class dating pool that you actually encounter socially retarded people like that.

[Anonymous No.11867104]

>>11863388
I've already exploited their phone and put it into airplane mode.

[Anonymous No.11867169]

>>11867069
I smiled

[Anonymous No.11867178]

>>11863437
>A cell phone puts the whole world at your fingertips.
I know I'm responding to bait, but still. A cell phone only allows for vicarious, derivative experiences. To truly experience the world you have to go out there and live it, have real experiences with real people.

[Anonymous No.11867185]

>>11867083
Imagine being so old that you know anybody who isn't like that.

[Anonymous No.11867189]

>>11863388
be more entertaining so that she doesn't need to take her phone out

[Anonymous No.11867199]

>Not bringing your cell jammer with you.

[Anonymous No.11867213]

>>11867199

[Anonymous No.11867224]

>>11863388
>>>/adv/

[Anonymous No.11867233]

>>11863388
Bathroom blaze. Tell her you’re going to the bathroom and just leave.

[Anonymous No.11867635]

>>11863388
snatch the device out of her hand and rape her.

[Anonymous No.11867644]

>>11863388
i've slapped girls phones out of their hands and they are furious. "you're with me now, not your phone"
>but what if it's an emergency
then do like the olden days of 1998 and find out when you get home
>but it's just real quick
then it's not important enough
>i told ________ to call/text me later and it'll just take a sec
no.

Don't give them an inch. You're already paying for fucking everything, you're entitled to her. Before you go full beta virgin mode and screech at me, switch around the situation. Pretend you're on your phone for "just a sec" (it's never just one second) and giving attention to something/somebody else while out with a girl. She will absolutely take offense the rest of the night
>who the fuck was so important that had to interrupt this
>how dare he

[Anonymous No.11867693]

>>11863439
Not always just yelpers and blogers do this. As autistic and normie as it is, me and a couple of my friends will post these at each other, partially to show it off and talk about it, and partially to make each other jealous.

though to be said a lot of times it's home made stuff, pic related, friends home made dinner.

[Anonymous No.11867698]

>>11863388
Start asking her questions, get her talking about herself. If they really are interested in you, women won't know when to shut up. That she's retreating to the phone indicates disinterest. Don't waste time dating her anymore.

[Anonymous No.11867699]

>>11867644
>you're already paying
LOL

You only pay if you're already in a relationship with the person you're taking on date. Fuck paying for random thotties' meals on the first or second date.

[Anonymous No.11867701]

>>11863388
By being a disgusting loser who doesn't go on dates.

[Anonymous No.11867805]

>>11863416
underrated post right here

[Anonymous No.11867835]

>>11863388
After 2 months of dating tell her to delete her snapchat, kik, tindr, pof

[Anonymous No.11867839]

>>11867699
well then what is your date? she's not going to pay for both of you no matter where you go and she's not going to neck in the car while parked at anal point before she knows you

[Anonymous No.11867848]

>>11863393
>and move on
More like move on to the next chick indd

[Anonymous No.11867861]

>>11863388
usually with a fork

[Anonymous No.11867899]

>>11867861
Good answer.

[Anonymous No.11867915]

>>11867899
fuck both of them. she didn't deserve him and she became an old hag

[Anonymous No.11867962]

>>11864714
>tfw no tomboy japanese gf

[Anonymous No.11867981]

>>11863388
Leave immediately

[Anonymous No.11868710]

>>11863388
Cum in her desert

[Anonymous No.11869146]

>>11863437
It depends on how long they're on their phone, anything more than 45 seconds is rude if you aren't already a couple.

[Anonymous No.11869566]

>>11863410
Do you have any idea how long that will take?...