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11860023 No.11860023 [Reply] [Original]

I eat a bag of microwave popcorn almost every day. Am I going to die from popcorn lung?

>> No.11860036

You only get popcorn lung from huffing the diacetyl, not from eating it, noob.

>> No.11860044

Just hold ur breathe when u eat them

>> No.11860051

>>11860023
>Am I going to die from popcorn lung?
more likely colon cancer, but whatever your shitpost has been appreciated

>> No.11860144

>>11860051
Mmm

>> No.11860162

You're already dead.

Protip: /ck/ is hell.

>> No.11860169

nah dont worry, you'll just die from microwave radiation

>> No.11860172

Alright, where are all the replies going? Last I saw was ending in 63, refresh and now 69? Who's taking my dubs!?

>> No.11860178

>>11860172
I'm so stupid. I have threads hidden. Ahhhhhhhhhh.

>> No.11860182
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11860182

>>11860023
Make your popcorn from corn and you wont get popcorn lung

>> No.11860269

>>11860182
This.

I make popcorn all the time. I also grow popcorn. Once you start making your own popcorn, you never go back to microwave popcorn.

>> No.11860358

>>11860269
But there is no convenience of the microwave. I don't want to burn my house down just to get a nice afternoon snack.

>> No.11860382

>>11860358
https://www.blessthismessplease.com/how-to-pop-popcorn-in-a-brown-paper-bag-the-microwave/

>> No.11860654

>>11860162
god really needs to step it up if this is the worst he's got

>> No.11860993

>>11860023
>consumer getting popcorn lung
Only the poor souls working down in the popcorn mines get popcorn lung. People die for you to pig out every day.

>> No.11861377

>>11860162
I believe it.

>> No.11861403
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>>11860358
You are uncultured.

>> No.11862307

>>11860993
Manlets, not people anon

>> No.11862443

>>11861403
my uncle had one of these in his house. needless to say i sucked that dick hard enough to pull a golf ball through a garden hose.

>> No.11862488

>>11860023
STOP! If you're going to eat bagged popcorn at least mix it with real popcorn.
Get some kernels and a whirlypop and do it right. There is no better combo than extra butter popcorn in real popcorn.

DO IT faggot!

>> No.11863603

>>11860162
>i get 4channel in hell
based

>> No.11863612

>go to the dentist
>he pulls out a popcorn kernel from my gum
>the last time i ate popcorn was maybe 3 years ago
Is there a worse and more demonic food?

>> No.11863689

>>11860023
>>11862488


This OP. Obviously you love popcorn. Itd probably even save you money in the long run and it will taste even better than the bagged chemical shit. No reason not to do this.

>> No.11863743

>>11863612

Did you lose that tooth?

>> No.11865346

>>11863612
bro do you even floss

>> No.11866046

>>11863612
>at dentist for a cleaning
>dental assistant starts freaking out but is trying not to reveal that fact to me
>she goes and get the dentist
>they both peer at a part of my mouth and visibly freak out

It was one of those brown translucent shell-like things off a popcorn kernel from the popcorn I had 2 days earlier. It was stuck like a suction cup to the gum. I actually had to tell them what it was.

>> No.11866084

>>11860023
Huh?

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>>11860036