Costco Dog

[Anonymous No.11855341]

You just can’t beat it, can you /ck/

>tfw you skip the entire food court line and get your fresh Costco Dog infront of everyone else :)

[Anonymous No.11855398]

>>11855341
does it look the same when you get it and how big is it?

[Anonymous No.11855399]

I don't like their onions. Always watery and a bit soggy and cold, as if they were frozen (probably were).

[Anonymous No.11855407]

>>11855398
Yes. Pretty big (1/4 lb)

[Anonymous No.11855414]

>>11855398
It does, though the onion and relish isn’t on it. You get to decorate it as you wish.

[Anonymous No.11855421]

>>11855341
>recordscratch.wav

[Anonymous No.11855422]

>>11855399
they weren’t today. The onions were crisp

[Anonymous No.11855456]

>>11855421
Their bbq ribs are based too

[Anonymous No.11855463]

>>11855456
I'm pretty sure the cooked ribs cost more than the uncooked ones though. The chickens cost less than the ones you can buy uncooked.

[Anonymous No.11855480]

>>11855341
I will never understand this.
Precooked hot dog, precooked bun, some shit from a bottle or jar.
Why are you even leaving home? Buy something that requires effort to prepare, at least get something deep fried, which you lazy niggers wont do.
A hot dog and Pepsi is failure mode. At least get the pizza.

[OP is a faggot No.11855491]

>>11855341
>paying for food when you can do a couple of laps around the store and get full off the samples

[Anonymous No.11855508]

>>11855421
>anything with bone in it

[Anonymous No.11855518]

>>11855480
What do you mean? It’s $1.50

[Anonymous No.11855520]

>>11855508
>whining about a 1-2 minute process to liberate enough meat for a person for at least four days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3OvdvgMKs8

[Anonymous No.11855524]

>>11855480
II will never understand this.
Pre-cured meat, precooked crust, pre-shredded cheese, some shit from a bottle or jar. Why are you even leaving home?
A slice of pizza and Pepsi is failure mode. At least get the polish sausage.

[Anonymous No.11855537]

>>11855518
You can buy your own dogs for less per serving and make them at home and it's the exact same thing.

[Anonymous No.11855545]

Ive been to Mexico twice, ive been to california probably half a dozen times (family) and live in colorado (both states have lots of mexicans, so lots of mexican food) but the absolute best mexican food ive ever had were the corn tacos and the quesadillas from American Furniture Warehouse from the food court in colorado springs. That shit is literal high quality food, i cant fucking believe how good it is

[Anonymous No.11855562]

>>11855537
why would you not just spend $1.50 after buying groceries to get a big Costco Dog?

[Anonymous No.11855578]

>>11855537
For one, no it's not. They're boiled in hot dog water for more flavor, they're bigger than your meme budget meat dogs that makes you thin eating 8 pieces of shit is better than 1 decent thing, they're already made, the bun is softer, they have convenient mustard and relish right there, and the 1.50 includes the price of a large fountain drink. I'd never get dr pepper otherwise.

[Anonymous No.11855584]

>>11855537
I don’t eat hot dogs very often. Today was the first one I’ve had in like 9 months or so. For a 1 meal thing, you can’t beat the Costco Dog

[Anonymous No.11855903]

>>11855545
I doubt it's better than the street tacos out in LA.

[Anonymous No.11856211]

I’m hungry :(

[Anonymous No.11856253]

>>11855537
Costco takes a loss on their hotdogs, you're basically robbing the company. There's no reason to try to cheap out more.

[Anonymous No.11856358]

>>11856253
This

[Anonymous No.11856516]

>>11855407

For you

[Anonymous No.11856519]

is it true americans replaced these with acai bowls?

[Anonymous No.11856615]

>>11856519
no. I literally ate a Costco Dog today

[Anonymous No.11856655]

>>11856615
I am literally walking into Costco for a bi-weekly stock run with the intention of purchasing one of these angelic meat tubes on the way out.

The convenience and quality are why I pay (marginally) more than I would by making my own at home.

I'm usually away from home for 8-10 hours per day as well, so being able to grab one on the go so quickly is a godsend.

[Anonymous No.11856687]

>>11856655
make sure you order it at the register while you are checking out with your groceries. If you do it there you can skip the entire Food Court line and go straight to pick up for your Costco Dog

[Anonymous No.11856745]

>>11856687
>If you do it there you can skip the entire Food Court line
the fuck i have never seen anyone do this. pretty sure some fucks are gonna get in your face over here if you do.

[Anonymous No.11856786]

I mentioned this in a thread months ago when there was panic over the hot dog getting removed, but again
>family member has a corporate position at Costco
>landlocked state
>see family member at family reunion
>asked about the hot dog/polish getting removed because I saw it on the news (4chan)
>confirmed to me that there were no plans whatsoever to change their menu
>only certain states are removing it
commiefornia fags btfo

[Anonymous No.11856817]

>>11856745
Nah way off to the side away from the registers there's a section specifically for picking up orders not made by standing in line. They have a receipt printer there that spits out the orders made from a primary cashier.

At least in my experience.

>>11856786

Greetings from commiefornia! I am here today to ignore the acai bowl, enjoy the crisp onions on this hot dog, and theoretically trigger anyone from Chicago.

[Anonymous No.11856827]

>>11855341
So what's the difference? The Polish has garlic in it, yes?

[Anonymous No.11856828]

>>11856817
oh that thing. i've only seen people use that for pizza pick ups. never knew dogs could be done there too. ill give it a shot next time.

[Anonymous No.11856831]

>>11855341
>1/4 pound
it's like your mom let you have TWO wieners!

[Anonymous No.11856842]

>>11856786
>>11856817
Did they remove it only from Illinois just to fuck with us or what?

[Anonymous No.11856862]

>>11856745
No they won’t. You just walk up and show them the receipt and they hand you a Costco dog

[Anonymous No.11856877]

>>11856828
I mean I think you can. My memory could be jank but I'm pretty sure I've seen families picking up like 4 hot dogs, 3 smoothies, a slice or two of pizza, and a chicken bake all at once directly after finishing at a primary cashier. >>11856842
No clue mang. Maybe they can decide on a regional or store-by-store basis; the one I'm at right oe has the acai bowls and chili, but the one in my home town (about 90 miles away) doesn't have either of those things.

[Anonymous No.11856878]

>>11856862
your moms beef gives me a chub.

[Anonymous No.11856887]

>>11856877
Yes you can. I literally did it today. If you don’t believe me-

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/costco-customers-can-skip-the-food-court-line-with-this-easy-tip

>>11856878
Dude the Kirkland Signature 91% Lean 5lbs of ground beef package is too good.

[Anonymous No.11857259]

Based

[Anonymous No.11857349]

are you guys niggers? there's literally e-kiosks that no one goes to that lets you pick shit up and skip the line without being a weird fuck and ordering at checkout

[Anonymous No.11857353]

>>11857349
What? Post proofs

[Anonymous No.11857361]

heh, nothing personnel kid

[Anonymous No.11857449]

>>11857361
I’ve actually never tried their chicken bakes before

[Anonymous No.11857452]

>>11857449
you should try one next time. they're great

[Anonymous No.11857569]

>>11857452
I might have to do that desu

[Anonymous No.11857800]

>>11855520
>4 days
>posting a twink jew

[Anonymous No.11857838]

>>11857800
Based

[Anonymous No.11858058]

>>11857800
The other lazy alternative would have been Gordon Ramsey fucking around for three minutes before a lot of jump shots of him doing the exact same fucking thing. You don't need the audio anyway.

[Anonymous No.11858142]

>>11856862
>stroopwafel
My fucking man.

[Anonymous No.11858355]

>>11855341
Our Costco no longer does the polish dogs.

[Anonymous No.11858458]

>>11856253
>hot dogs
literally one of the cheapest meats around
>fountain soda
the most expensive part are the cups and lids

[Anonymous No.11859338]

>>11858355
What state?

[Anonymous No.11860595]

How could Costco remove the hotdog for some fruit dessert? That’s bs

[Anonymous No.11860639]

They need to up the quality of the buns. They're so chewy and tasteless. Or some more toppings. Maybe a chili dog option. It's an okay deal, but $1.50 and I have to get a soda with it...? Why would I want to rot my teeth with citric acid lol. Just let me swap out for a coffee or just let me get the dog alone. Oh wait, then the price would drop to $1.45 and everyone would realize they're paying 10000% markup for a shitty flavored corn syrup drink that costs fractions of pennies to produce. Wake up Costco sheeple.

[Anonymous No.11860711]

>>11860639
I don’t even drink the soda. I just get water

[Anonymous No.11860758]

>>11855341
Their pizza and churros are pretty damn good too.

[Anonymous No.11860759]

>>11860758
I don’t think there is anywhere else you can get an 18inch pizza for $9.99

[Anonymous No.11860771]

>>11855341
Look at that smug little hot dog sitting snarkily in between those onions and relish. Sitting there knowing, KNOWING it's not just ANY hot dog. It's a Kirkland Signature brand sausage. 1/4 pound all beef or polish hot dog for a buck fifty? Of course it knows it's the best deal around. It sees you there looking over the menu as if you had any other choice in the matter. Even without the 20 oz. soda (with refill) it knows it's still just plain irresistible.

[Anonymous No.11861005]

>>11860771
based

[Anonymous No.11861013]

>>11860639
Next time throw away the bun and eat the hotdog off of your boyfriend assbun instead you fag

[Anonymous No.11861044]

>>11860595
No, they've replaced the Polish Dog with Chili at most Costcos I've seen. Their Acai Swirl can go fuck itself though, they need to bring back the old ice cream and sundae options.

[Anonymous No.11861067]

>>11861044
Liberals have to go and ruin everything

[Anonymous No.11861087]

Now this is interesting: Costco has been testing self-ordering kiosks at some food courts.
https://www.foodbeast.com/news/costco-food-court-kiosk/

[Anonymous No.11861117]

>>11861087
ok, that is epic

[Anonymous No.11861142]

>>11861087
It's pretty nice, save a lot of time waiting in line for just a hotdog while the fatass that is ordering a million things could spend all the fucking day and does not bother a soul. Having parallel task flows improve turnover considerably too.

But most of all, another nail to the Fight For 15 crowd.

[Anonymous No.11861220]

>>11855341
Slice of Costco pizza>Costco dog

[Anonymous No.11861222]

>>11861220
Costco Dog > everything

[Anonymous No.11861641]

>>11855421
UGH NO!

been eating these cause its the only fucking thing my father brings to eat on sundays, got tired of it!

[Anonymous No.11861646]

MEMBER THE ICE CREAM POP BARS!?

[Anonymous No.11862159]

>>11861067
The chili is top quality though.

[Anonymous No.11862161]

Kirkl𝓪nd Sign𝓪ture
𝟷/𝟺 POUND PLUS
ALL BEEF HOT DOG OR POLISH


𝟸𝟶 O𝚉 SODA (With Refill)
$1.50

[Anonymous No.11862170]

>>11858142
so goddamn good

[Anonymous No.11862646]

>>11861220
terrible

[Anonymous No.11863100]

>>11862161
Based

[Anonymous No.11863374]

>>11855399

and it's always outside barely protected from the elements. I wish they would put the toppings on for you because I'm not touching the self-serve area.

[Anonymous No.11863773]

>>11863374
our onion thing is in a shredder which you turn the handle and onions fall out

[Anonymous No.11863809]

>>11863773
Pre shredded

[Anonymous No.11863921]

>>11855341
Costco's food court line is always long, I just go inside and buy a box of chicken bakes, and the packages of hotdogs and just make the shit at home

[Anonymous No.11864431]

>>11861220
>local Costco started cheaping out (if that's even possible) on the pepperoni pizza specifically
>it's half the thickness of cheese or combo slices, and always looks like it's a day old
How do I report them for this? It's not a fluke. I noticed the change a couple of weeks ago and now ALL their pepperoni looks like this, I think because it's the most popular slice and they want to make it even quicker and cheaper. I seriously want the Costco higher ups to make some firings happen so I can get my pepperoni pizza back.

[Anonymous No.11864444]

Why is Costco constantly busy 24/7? Foodcourt is always a 20-30 minute wait. Shopping is always an hour long experience.

[Anonymous No.11864461]

>>11864444
Go between 1-4pm and no one is there

>>11863921
Wait, the hotdogs are made with trans fat? And just one is half your sodium intake? Ok, fuck the hotdogs. No wonder they're so awful

[Anonymous No.11864480]

>>11864431
Call corporate
>>11864444
>food court is always 20-30min wait
Do this next time

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/costco-customers-can-skip-the-food-court-line-with-this-easy-tip

[Anonymous No.11864497]

>>11863374
Your food court area is outside? How do you keep transients and non members out?
Also like>>11863773 my Costco has hand cranked mills with fresh onions in them I've seen the get reloaded.

[Anonymous No.11864506]

>>11864461
Might be worth checking them now though, the dogs in that pic expired over 4 years ago. Possible they've changed, though I have no idea if they have.

[Anonymous No.11864539]

>>11863809
they didn’t seem so. The onion looked and tasted pretty fresh to me

https://youtu.be/gMQP1Iw5tCU

[Anonymous No.11865423]

>>11856862
wow never new about this
i will ask about it next time

[Anonymous No.11865448]

>>11865423
It’s legit. When the cashier is scanning your groceries just say you’d like the $1.50 hot dog combo and she’ll put it on your receipt. Then just walk right to the pick up spot of the food court counter and show them the receipt and they’ll get your Costco Dog. You don’t even have to bother with the 50 person long line

[Anonymous No.11865472]

>>11865448
amazing, my life will never be the same.

if only the costcos in my area (socal) still had polish sausages (think they only do hotdogs now)

[Anonymous No.11865524]

>>11865472
God speed

[Anonymous No.11865907]

>>11857353
>>11857349
Not every Costco has these yet but they are nice

[Anonymous No.11866661]

>>11855578
>all that about the soda
Based cheatbro

[Anonymous No.11866848]

>>11857361
>>11857449
they would be perfect if not for the Caesar.

[Anonymous No.11867905]

>>11866661
Five Guys soda fountain is based