would u eat food with hair in it?

[jevin No.11854723]

so today i went to starbucks and the girl who i dont like was working the counter anyway i order my drink [ultra caramel frappucino] and im watching the animal crossing movie while drinking it when all of a sudden i look down AND THERES A HAIR IN IT. LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO MY STRAW. i flip out, pull it out, its curly and black my hair is straight and red so im like this isnt mine, i throw it out and then drink the rest and now theres something stuck in my throat and im afraid its a hair or insect or something. NEVER GETTING STARBUCKS AGAIN

[Anonymous No.11854739]

>>11854723
Why would anyone buy starbucks? You can just buy a weeks worth of decent quality local coffee beans/grounds for the price of a single, shittier drink.

[Anonymous No.11854753]

>>11854739
Because when you're stuck in an airport terminal they don't have bean-to-cup third wave artisanal roasteries doing epic pourovers of esmeralda gesha #3465, you fucking sperg

Have you ever been outside?

[Anonymous No.11854756]

>>11854723
It is just a hair. It can’t hurt you.

Now if it was a pube or ass hair, there would be more to worry about. But a regular hair? Nah.

[Anonymous No.11854757]

>>11854723
What does kissing feel like ?

[Anonymous No.11854759]

>>11854739
Why does any restaurant exist at all?

[Anonymous No.11854766]

>>11854759
The sheeple aren't as smart as me and don't realize you can cook up a week's worth of meal-in-a-bowl bachelor slop for 1/20th the price. I'm so smart I can ruin food all by myself!

[Anonymous No.11854772]

>>11854739
Status and laziness and retardation

[Anonymous No.11854774]

>>11854757
coins and salty milk

[Anonymous No.11854780]

>>11854772
>I go to terrible fast food restaurants to show off my high status
Peak flyover

[Anonymous No.11854789]

>>11854780
>Why can't I afford a house

[jevin No.11854797]

>>11854756
yeah but hair in food/drink is a sign that a rest or ront has low standards for health practicionation, so there might be dirt, feces, ebola, shit, animals, insects etc. in the food/drink aswell

[Anonymous No.11854800]

>>11854789
But houses are like $60k with BOGO special every 18 years in flyover states, surely you can afford terrible fast food garbage AND a house on your welfare bux?

[Anonymous No.11854805]

>>11854753
I guess I don't often wake up in airport terminals? I typically just have coffee in the morning but if I want some at lunch I put that shit in a thermos. It takes less time than ordering it, it's cheaper, and it tastes better.

>>11854759
All restaurants have some mark-up because they are a business and need some margin of profit, starbucks sells shit at a luxury pricepoint. You really should only eat out when you are dating or celebrating something anyway.

[Anonymous No.11854816]

>>11854805
>I guess I've never flown before?
Evidently
>if I want some at lunch I put that shit in a thermos
Disgusting, why don't you have a LIDO 3 and an electric kettle at work? Also the only coffee you should be having after 12 noon is espresso

[jevin No.11854853]

>>11854800
ok i dont like the midwest but are u fucking retarded thats clearly a house from like detroit or something look u can see graffiti and the poor hispanic satellite dish thing on the house in the back
i hate ignorant retards like can u specifically u never post on 4chan ever again and just go and like die or something

[jevin No.11854858]

>>11854800
there are houses exactly like this in ny nj and connecticut i have seen them many times
west virginia has no houses like this on the contrary and yet theyre considered a trashy obese flyover state hmmmm....retarded or just ignorant? well never know

[Anonymous No.11854863]

>>11854723

Yeah I do it all the time. Just pick it out and do my best to forget it happened. I bet if you payed better attention to your food, youd find that more often than not it has a hair in it.

[Anonymous No.11854867]

>>11854853
>>11854858
t. assmad flyover

[Anonymous No.11854891]

>>11854853
There's a shitload of houses like that in small towns throughout the midwest and south. In a lot of rural areas there is no cable either so satellite is the only option.

[Anonymous No.11854899]

>>11854816
Just looked up LIDO 3 and holy shit what a massive waste of money. You some kind of coffee fag? Redpill me on paying out the ass for fancy coffee paraphernalia and then buying starbucks anyway/ buying starbucks and then spending your time pining over the expensive coffee tools you can no longer buy.

[jevin No.11854901]

>>11854867
at least im not a n*gger

[jevin No.11854930]

I'm gay btw, not sure if that matters

[Anonymous No.11854960]

>>11854899
Imagine being this angry about caffeine
>>11854891
These people can't really figure out how to use an electronic device that isn't a smart phone, so there's no need for any of that. Imagine trying to teach someone like that to program, it would be like trying to teach a fish to ride a bike
>>11854901
Imagine being born white in the richest country in history and still fucking up your life so badly that you need to constantly remind yourself that there are black people

[jevin No.11855017]

>>11854930
>>11854960
i was clearly joking but as we all know niggers cant take jokes

[Anonymous No.11855054]

Sure, I eat bearded clams when I get the chance.

[Anonymous No.11855063]

>>11855054
>arms like schwarzenegger
>cannonball shoulders
>superman jaw
Congrats, you're gay

[Anonymous No.11855081]

>>11854960
>Imagine being this angry about caffeine
>didn't mention caffiene
>wasn't angry
what?